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Gender: male
Age: 23
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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#72 - And then this happens.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Oh the Disappointment +3
User avatar #110 - karson (08/15/2014) [-]
oh fuck man. that was more touching than your uncle ricky in a dark shed.
User avatar #199 - exarzero (08/18/2014) [-]
Indeed it was.
User avatar #81 - aliyalando (08/15/2014) [-]
all them feels
User avatar #75 - azos (08/15/2014) [-]
I didn't ask for these feel's but i will accept them.
#7 - Oh and hey click the picture to see it in all it's HD majesty.… 08/15/2014 on Caught a wild flying nope... 0
#6 - Wanna live forever do ya? lol thumb for Starship troopers! 08/15/2014 on Caught a wild flying nope... +1
#2 - Fly... easy. Add fear, and it is... challenge.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Caught a wild flying nope... +17
User avatar #7 - exarzero (08/15/2014) [-]
Oh and hey click the picture to see it in all it's HD majesty.

[spoiler] Imagine 10 landing on your naked back. [/spoiler
#432 - To **** ! 08/15/2014 on New age of content is here. 0
#30 - Russians and Texans would get along. Civili… 08/14/2014 on Mother Russia 0
#25 - I live in Houston. When is there NOT a rapist around? lol 08/14/2014 on Man Rape - Dave Chappelle 0
#33 - **** this attention craving asshole. These people… 08/14/2014 on Pure evil +3
#25 - It is hurting my eyes. 08/13/2014 on I'M THE 100,000th VISITOR!!!!! +3
#27 - Majestic bastard... I'll miss him. 08/13/2014 on How the human body was... +1
#133 - Wasn't me actually on that one. Here, have a thumb. P… 08/13/2014 on Following fat people +1
#131 - Well the kids are straight ass hats screwing with a guy in public.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Following fat people +1
User avatar #132 - ruukes (08/13/2014) [-]
Thank you for your red thumb. But aren't we all ass hats when we shame fat people and laugh at them anyways? I still don't get it.
User avatar #133 - exarzero (08/13/2014) [-]
Wasn't me actually on that one. Here, have a thumb.

Personally, I don't shame fat people for pleasure. Seems a bit insecure. It's just that joking about it is one thing, going out and being an asshole to a real human being trying to live his life is another.
#166 - Picture 08/13/2014 on Dance party for Admins new... +1
#11 - We were all thinking it. lol 08/13/2014 on that's not a wall spiderman +1
#159 - Yeah you could probably use it as a brick. 08/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#42 - Yeah. I mean the guy is awful, but thats like fuel to a killing spree. 08/13/2014 on The day /b/ beat up war... 0
#15 - Me too mate. 08/13/2014 on Mrs.Doubtfires House Stoop... +1
#47 - Well it's not here in the land of **** you, so LE… 08/13/2014 on GGG +2
#346 - Porn star... in bed with another man... This guy know… 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +1
#157 - If done fast enough it would make the explosion less huge, but… 08/13/2014 on Gas Station Explosion 0
#19 - I'm so triggered being raped like this everyday without my consent. 08/13/2014 on Praise the sun! 0
#104 - Actually it happened. Good sources. 08/13/2014 on Gas Station Explosion 0
#103 - Godspeed. Could be worse though.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Gas Station Explosion 0
User avatar #106 - heavymetalqueen (08/13/2014) [-]
I don't even know how i would react to something like that. i mean yes, i can start shutting the pumps off in the blink of an eye. but judging from the video, it probably wouldn't do a thing, as it would get to the storage tanks before they all halted.
User avatar #157 - exarzero (08/13/2014) [-]
If done fast enough it would make the explosion less huge, but yeah it would be a bitch. What I mean is though, you most likely will never have to deal with this, where as being a cop or something would suck more. haha, still be safe.
#41 - Imagine if he was fat and ugly. 08/13/2014 on Dat ass +1
#141 - No wait, I see their hands go up and here a clap. lol 08/13/2014 on Fur Elise in different styles 0

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#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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