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Level 37 Content: Peasant
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- Or maybe he/she didn't see the status until half an hour later?
You missed the point, sorry.
- And what if it isn't the dogs fault that it's vicious? What if…
Duck bill muzzels
- The one of the little boy getting the flag gets to me a bit si…
- With the green and yellow hair.
Pictures of you sexy bastards
you look like a tutor at my colelge, but he had blonde hair...
he's shaving it off tomorrow for a charity thing before the MCM trip in london the day after
- Except he ended up marrying Angelina Johnson (as far as I can …
- Hitler was Austrian.
Some thing i found
no you idiot thats where kangaroo's live gosh you're so dumb
theo is awsome
then thats like saying look its an austrian arnold schwarzenegger
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- You say you want to be a writer but you spelled the word 'writ…
you know this feel
The air is human. If I was perfect at this I'd already have the extra 84,000 words I need to finish my first novel. Of course I'll work on my mistakes.
- Dogs will be friends with whoever gives them a treat. Cats wil…
Cats Vs. Dogs
Earn their respect? You are earning the respect of an animal that isn't even capable of defining respect or have any concept of it in the slightest. Dogs show affection because they are an animal that has a pack mentality and when you take one in they (9/10) love you instantly.
Also I will take a stab at your choices in friends, any person whom you must earn their respect to be their friend thinks them self to be too important. If you two are compatible for friendship, then you will be friends.
A real friend is your friend without conditions. Without seeking personal gain. Without fail.
A real friend is family.
Back to dogs, they do all of that, they are genetically coded to form social bonds, just like humans are. There is a reason they are mans' best friend and have been for centuries on end.
Dogs will not judge you, no matter how much you suck as a person.
Cats continuously look down on you for your lack of killing things.
Dogs are better.
Just because cats hate you doesn't mean they hate everyone.
I didn't use the word hate, sir projection. Also, completely missing the point.
- I really can't imagine that actually happened. At no point whe…
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