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Date Signed Up:1/11/2012
Last Login:3/26/2014
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Level 37 Content: Peasant → Level 38 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 30.9% (17/55)
Level 0 Comments: Untouched account → Level 1 Comments: New Here
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Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:13
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#170 - Or maybe he/she didn't see the status until half an hour later?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Facebook ishygddt's -1
User avatar #177 - kuzzeddie (06/09/2013) [-]
You missed the point, sorry.
#21 - And what if it isn't the dogs fault that it's vicious? What if… 06/06/2013 on Duck bill muzzels 0
#42 - The one of the little boy getting the flag gets to me a bit si… 05/30/2013 on Feels. -1
#5358 - With the green and yellow hair.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +2
User avatar #5382 - redstonealchemist (05/23/2013) [-]
you look like a tutor at my colelge, but he had blonde hair...
he's shaving it off tomorrow for a charity thing before the MCM trip in london the day after
#27 - Except he ended up marrying Angelina Johnson (as far as I can … 05/11/2013 on Feels +11
#31 - Hitler was Austrian.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Some thing i found +3
User avatar #45 - hitlersoneballsack (04/07/2013) [-]
no you idiot thats where kangaroo's live gosh you're so dumb
#43 - theo is awsome (04/07/2013) [-]
then thats like saying look its an austrian arnold schwarzenegger
#2 - Comment deleted 03/31/2013 on Matt 0
#237 - You say you want to be a writer but you spelled the word 'writ…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on you know this feel 0
User avatar #252 - infinitereaper (03/25/2013) [-]
The air is human. If I was perfect at this I'd already have the extra 84,000 words I need to finish my first novel. Of course I'll work on my mistakes.
#11 - Dogs will be friends with whoever gives them a treat. Cats wil…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Cats Vs. Dogs -6
#25 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
Earn their respect? You are earning the respect of an animal that isn't even capable of defining respect or have any concept of it in the slightest. Dogs show affection because they are an animal that has a pack mentality and when you take one in they (9/10) love you instantly.

Also I will take a stab at your choices in friends, any person whom you must earn their respect to be their friend thinks them self to be too important. If you two are compatible for friendship, then you will be friends. A real friend is your friend without conditions. Without seeking personal gain. Without fail. A real friend is family.

Back to dogs, they do all of that, they are genetically coded to form social bonds, just like humans are. There is a reason they are mans' best friend and have been for centuries on end.
#13 - ssurtrebor (03/21/2013) [-]
Dogs will not judge you, no matter how much you suck as a person.
Cats continuously look down on you for your lack of killing things.

Dogs are better.
#42 - tragono (03/21/2013) [-]
Just because cats hate you doesn't mean they hate everyone.
User avatar #234 - ssurtrebor (03/22/2013) [-]
I didn't use the word hate, sir projection. Also, completely missing the point.
#135 - I really can't imagine that actually happened. At no point whe… 03/14/2013 on swaggity swag 0
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