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Date Signed Up:3/18/2013
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#4 - I never said I want to wipe out unhealthy people, nor genetica…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Why I never had a boyfriend +1
#5 - wheres (09/15/2013) [-]
You are. You think that you can match up to today's, and yesterday's standards of beauty. It doesn't matter if you have nice teeth, if your nose is halfway up your fucking forehead and your eyes are unsymmetrical.
User avatar #6 - ewqua (09/15/2013) [-]
You may be right about that, but since these are things I can't do anything about (except plastic surgery, but that would be an act of desperation), should I still be judged and should I still deserve less chances just because of my looks?
#10 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
Yup, that's life. Learn to live with it, faggot.
#36 - ewqua (09/16/2013) [-]
#210 - wheres (09/16/2013) [-]
I didn't say it but I'll damn well agree.
#2 - Yes, they did. Have you ever read Ovidius's Art of love? Even …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Why I never had a boyfriend +3
#3 - wheres (09/15/2013) [-]
You are basically an advert for eugenics
User avatar #4 - ewqua (09/15/2013) [-]
I never said I want to wipe out unhealthy people, nor genetically reprogram humanity. I just think that the society's opinions on what is pretty and what is ugly are nonsensical.
#5 - wheres (09/15/2013) [-]
You are. You think that you can match up to today's, and yesterday's standards of beauty. It doesn't matter if you have nice teeth, if your nose is halfway up your fucking forehead and your eyes are unsymmetrical.
User avatar #6 - ewqua (09/15/2013) [-]
You may be right about that, but since these are things I can't do anything about (except plastic surgery, but that would be an act of desperation), should I still be judged and should I still deserve less chances just because of my looks?
#10 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
Yup, that's life. Learn to live with it, faggot.
#36 - ewqua (09/16/2013) [-]
#210 - wheres (09/16/2013) [-]
I didn't say it but I'll damn well agree.
#1 - Finally a funnyjunkie who doesn't make his content with MS pai… 09/15/2013 on The father I never had 0
#30 - I do that as well and I'm not British. Just turning around wou… 09/09/2013 on ISHYGDT +3
#14 - Do some women have it that terrible? I feel torturing pain, bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Feminists in 3, 2....... 0
#27 - nancyboy (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh also all my joints ache and I feel like I'm creaking whenever I get up or sit down or bend in any direction
#25 - nancyboy (08/30/2013) [-]
I've ever vomitted and I was pretty lucky about cramps for a while but now for the whole first day each time it's like someone has shoved their hand in my stomach and is just crushing and squeezing everything and twisting it all around.
#91 - Thanks :3 I thought it might be something like this but wasn't… 08/28/2013 on Damn it Meowth +1
#34 - Omg really? I love Howl's Moving Castle and Bale is an awesome… 08/28/2013 on now you know 0
#8 - I meant none of us funnyjunkies. Unless you want to question e…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Betty White: Still a badass 0
User avatar #9 - mericuh (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a confession to make. I'm Jamie Foxx.
#6 - Just wanted to point out that not everyone saw her as a sweet …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Betty White: Still a badass 0
User avatar #7 - mericuh (08/27/2013) [-]
Actually I'm pretty sure that guy really IS Jamie Foxx
User avatar #8 - ewqua (08/27/2013) [-]
I meant none of us funnyjunkies. Unless you want to question either his entire existence or his membership on fj.
User avatar #9 - mericuh (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a confession to make. I'm Jamie Foxx.
#16 - Hahaha yeah that would be really awkward. (That reminds me of … 08/27/2013 on Every. Fucking. Time. 0
#10 - That's exactly what I though.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Damn it Meowth 0
User avatar #11 - moshthun (08/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, maybe he was to marry some nasty bitch too, dunno man.

Also, maybe he has boobs.
#7 - Haha yeah :] And please don't screw up DA: Inquisition  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Every. Fucking. Time. +1
User avatar #8 - zakaizer (08/27/2013) [-]
Hmm, that too, DAII was a huge disappointment compared to DA and sexy Alistair
#5 - Why does Bioware have such awesome character writing?! Why?!? …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Every. Fucking. Time. +7
User avatar #34 - whycanticaps (08/27/2013) [-]
I always romanced Morganna....even if I didn't mean too, it just kinda happened
User avatar #10 - thechosentroll (08/27/2013) [-]
I kind of like Sten better. Thank god he's not a romance option, because that would have been awkward as hell.
User avatar #16 - ewqua (08/27/2013) [-]
Hahaha yeah that would be really awkward. (That reminds me of his conversations with Morrigan-awkward but funny as hell) :] Sten is pretty awesome, but more of the friendly type. When I play as a male character and thus can't romance Alistair, I mostly end as his bff and sail to Par Vollen with him XD
User avatar #6 - zakaizer (08/27/2013) [-]
Because they draft in their plot writers to help, hey-oh!

I'm sorry BioWare, I love you really, just please don't screw up ME4...
#9 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [-]
You mean like they did to me3 by inserting a stupid plot device ?
User avatar #7 - ewqua (08/27/2013) [-]
Haha yeah :]
And please don't screw up DA: Inquisition
User avatar #8 - zakaizer (08/27/2013) [-]
Hmm, that too, DAII was a huge disappointment compared to DA and sexy Alistair
#5 - I feel there might be a story behind this...  [+] (13 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Damn it Meowth 0
User avatar #33 - dyllygaf (08/27/2013) [-]
James grew up in a rich family, went to Pokemon Technical school with Jessie, dropped out with her, ran away from home so he didn't have to marry a crazy bitch, joined Team Rocket and later joined a team with Jessie and Meowth. The poster in the content is a missing poster his family put up but the only picture they had was from when he was a kid. The growlithe people are talking about is Jame's pet growlithe from when he was living with his rich family and it's name was Growlie and he ends up meeting him again in this episode when he gets tricked into coming back to his childhood home
User avatar #91 - ewqua (08/28/2013) [-]
Thanks :3 I thought it might be something like this but wasn't able to recall the story :]
#12 - angelious (08/27/2013) [-]
cant recall the whole story but apparently james was from a rich family that had some shit going on and he ran away with jessie...i cant recall the story...but its something like that
User avatar #16 - fatspartan (08/27/2013) [-]
From what I recall, he discovered that he was thrown into an arranged marrage with a controlling, clingy, and downright unlikable Jessie lookalike called Jessibelle. So he ran away from home to attempt to avoid that.
User avatar #19 - lawander (08/27/2013) [-]
also he had one favorite pokemon don t remember name but it was a dog with orange stripes
#17 - fireraider (08/27/2013) [-]
does the growlithe have anything to do with this?
User avatar #22 - fatspartan (08/27/2013) [-]
He helped in James' escape and was the only one on James' side in terms of his stand on the marrage
#23 - fireraider (08/27/2013) [-]
damn, i need to get back into that show
User avatar #35 - phoenixprince (08/27/2013) [-]
dont forget his parents faked thier deaths to trick him to come home
User avatar #45 - fatspartan (08/27/2013) [-]
Almost forgot that part
#9 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [-]
i guess he ran away from home and joined team rocket
User avatar #10 - ewqua (08/27/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I though.
User avatar #11 - moshthun (08/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, maybe he was to marry some nasty bitch too, dunno man.

Also, maybe he has boobs.
#9 - Can you imagine how awesome would that be if he stood back and… 08/27/2013 on Thicke has a thickie for... +4
#2 - To be honest I thought this would happen, too. Nobody believed…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Betty White: Still a badass +19
User avatar #48 - ruebezahl (08/27/2013) [-]
Well, I also thought there's a good chance that she would go down a somewhat unpleasant road, but I never imagined it would be the kind of total trainwreck that it has become. I thought it would be something like what Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes have become, which is bad enough, but I never could have imagined something as horrible as that retarded tongue-wagging ass-shaking foam finger-humping "show" at the VMAs. And frankly, I doubt that even Foxx thought that it could get THAT bad.

Even Robin Thicke looked shocked at times, and I don't think that he is the kind of guy to be put off too easily by public displays of adult-related entertainment.
User avatar #16 - sparox (08/27/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #5 - hoodieallen (08/27/2013) [-]
I know but your not Jamie Foxx...........we all cant be Jamie Foxx
User avatar #34 - willisteal (08/27/2013) [-]
What about his "not Jamie Foxx"?
User avatar #6 - ewqua (08/27/2013) [-]
Just wanted to point out that not everyone saw her as a sweet innocent girl.
(Neither of us is Jamie Foxx.)
User avatar #7 - mericuh (08/27/2013) [-]
Actually I'm pretty sure that guy really IS Jamie Foxx
User avatar #8 - ewqua (08/27/2013) [-]
I meant none of us funnyjunkies. Unless you want to question either his entire existence or his membership on fj.
User avatar #9 - mericuh (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a confession to make. I'm Jamie Foxx.
#20 - That's more of a kissy face. And that is actually sorta cute. 08/27/2013 on Only then +1
#10 - Fun fact: the "ocean" you hear are just amplified so…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Shells -1
User avatar #56 - chenn (08/28/2013) [-]
Look at all them white knights, thumbing you down as they can't stand the truth. lol
#23 - theninjadee (08/27/2013) [-]
Nope, Im sure it's the ocean in the shell.
#11 - Thanks :3 I'll check it out XD 08/26/2013 on Summer crushes always end... +1
#7 - Heh, the guy on the left (especially his vest with those fancy…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Summer crushes always end... +1
#10 - justleaving (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, he's a bit of a stiffy but he has a secret and I think I know what (but the story isn't there yet). You should check out Ketchup ninja, I think it captures the feelings of the characters very nicely

link: mangafox.me/manga/ketchup_ninja/c001/1.html
User avatar #11 - ewqua (08/26/2013) [-]
Thanks :3 I'll check it out XD
#6 - Thank you, anon (: 08/26/2013 on Summer crushes always end... 0
#86 - **ewqua rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at It'… 07/27/2013 on Even Ups 0
#44 - At first I thought you were talking about Ellie from The last … 07/19/2013 on Ellie cosplay 0
#1173 - Well, in my opinion it's ****** up to take advant… 07/19/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... 0
#11 - Exactly -.-" it's sorta annoying all the people asking yo… 07/09/2013 on Omegle Zombie 0
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