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#42 - I guess pot horror stories ha and the bathsalts thing… 11/06/2014 on we did it 0
#41 - To be honest, I nearly had my throat torn out by a bull dog in…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2014 on we did it 0
User avatar #43 - leifbunny (11/06/2014) [-]
The fact that you're ok with trying to steal it is kind of pathetic.
User avatar #46 - evilwheatleycore (11/06/2014) [-]
Oh, the card.

Still illegal but less chance of getting eaten alive.
#47 - leifbunny (11/06/2014) [-]
#48 - evilwheatleycore (11/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - evilwheatleycore (11/06/2014) [-]
What? Nigger, my friend had me come to the guy's house while he was buying. 60$ for about a week's worth. I don't know if that's a good or bad deal, all I know is I'm not going back to find out.
#4 - When your friend tells you to avert your eyes from his psycho … 11/06/2014 on YFW your crew suddenly all... +2
#7 - Man who stands on toilet is high on pot  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on University +1
User avatar #13 - butterduck (11/06/2014) [-]
Wisdom as fuq
#22 - It happens 11/06/2014 on camping sniper fag 0
#159 - It's Batman from the new Thief. what? Sorry, his nam… 11/06/2014 on fathers meeting -1
#20 - ese 11/04/2014 on hey, wake up +5
#55 - It's James Rolfe 11/04/2014 on TFW Superheroes. 0
#234 - You ******* asked for it 11/04/2014 on ITT: Working here (desc.) +1
#42 - Regular show illustrates what it's like when you write in assh… 11/03/2014 on (untitled) +2
#57 - Is that the real Todd? 11/03/2014 on Totally not a scam! 0
#42 - Bunch of Xbox fanboys but damn do they make me laugh 11/03/2014 on Grim Reaper -3
#78 - Took me a while remember he's gay 11/03/2014 on neil papa harris +1
#26 - Anyone have the Oddworld version 11/02/2014 on /v/ the musical 0
#39 - He is the pusher robot 11/02/2014 on Korean comic comp (Part 3) 0
#58 - admin, i pray to you, please reinstate the negative thumb ban 11/02/2014 on fuck off it's mine +5
#455 - Good mann 11/01/2014 on Halloween on FJ? +1
#453 - I don't think yo understand. My friends haven't conta…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Halloween on FJ? 0
User avatar #463 - dubstepforme (11/01/2014) [-]
My mom died yesterday
User avatar #485 - johnnygat (11/01/2014) [-]
Did she drop any loot?
#482 - uchialover 10/31/2014 on rename anon +2
#41 - And yet so many more people are playing it  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Steam reviews comp pt. 1 +2
User avatar #44 - demented (10/30/2014) [-]
It's almost like people enjoy having no taste.
#28 - I think he's saying "Help! I gave my soul to a game no on…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Steam reviews comp pt. 1 +2
User avatar #30 - demented (10/30/2014) [-]
Have you LOOKED at LoL recently? It looks like something from the ps2 era that was designed by some autistic kid with a "How to draw anime" book.
User avatar #41 - evilwheatleycore (10/30/2014) [-]
And yet so many more people are playing it
User avatar #44 - demented (10/30/2014) [-]
It's almost like people enjoy having no taste.
#33 - By the end it did leave a bad taste in my mouth how topi… 10/29/2014 on Engineer or Lawyer 0
#51 - Hell it didn't mention that ninja didn't wear black at all bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on facts comp 0
User avatar #52 - monswine (10/29/2014) [-]
that's been called into question too. The myth states that theatre is responsible for giving us the covered in black ninja stereotype but contemporary ninja manuals do sometimes state that the uniform of the ninja is black.
#53 - wilicious (10/29/2014) [-]
The version I've heard is that stagehands in japanese theatre wore all black so the audience could see that they weren't part of the play. When a ninja would kill someone in a play, the stagehands would do it, because they weren't "actually" visible. Therefore ninjas are always depicted in all black.

^ This might also just be another myth, additionally, black isn't great for hiding in the dark, because it's actually too dark, dark blue works much better.
User avatar #54 - monswine (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I heard that one too, from QI but the wikipedia entry also says: "early drawings of ninja were showed them dressed in black in order to portray a sense of invisibility." and "Despite the lack of hard evidence, it has been put forward by some authorities that black robes, perhaps slightly tainted with red to hide bloodstains, was indeed the sensible garment of choice for infiltration." which appear to come from a book by Stephen Turnbull, a Japanese military history expert. The puppet theatre explanation is a lovely idea but, like all these internet quickfacts, I think it's pushing a single narrative too strongly.
#55 - I might be wrong, as I've never played the board/video game, b…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on As a player I am deeply... 0
#93 - anonexplains (11/01/2014) [-]
#8 - After making 50 million ******* swords you bet I … 10/29/2014 on during halloween +1


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User avatar #11 to #10 - evilwheatleycore (10/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - retardedtriforce (01/21/2013) [-]
Can I add you on steam?
User avatar #4 to #3 - evilwheatleycore (01/21/2013) [-]
No, I put it there to be ironic.

plz add meh
User avatar #1 - Shaostoul (01/03/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'm trying to make the whole smoke thing work in Blender so it looks right and the character still have legs and I just can't get it to work how I want it to. I don't think it looks good enough to even bother putting up a picture of its present state.

I've learned a lot about fluids and smoke though as an added benefit. It's just soaking up hours and hours of my time.

I'll mess around with it here and there when I learn more, but I just can't find a way to make it look awesome. :/
User avatar #2 to #1 - evilwheatleycore (01/03/2013) [-]
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