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Gender: male
Age: 31
Youtube Channel: xXES3MXx
Steam Profile: Cinnamon Toasted Wheatleys
Consoles Owned: Xbox, 360, PS2, PS3, PSP, Gamecube, Custom PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Counter Strike: Source, Half-Life 2, Portal
X-box Gamertag: Lorin3
PSN: It's an emulator machine so N/A
Interests: Completing set/collections within reason, dicking around in ANY multiplayer game.
Date Signed Up:8/28/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Copper Basin AZ
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3342
Comment Ranking:#6569
Highest Content Rank:#3348
Highest Comment Rank:#2246
Content Thumbs: 2921 total,  3819 ,  898
Comment Thumbs: 4075 total,  5162 ,  1087
Content Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 83% (83/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:4
Content Views:284720
Times Content Favorited:154 times
Total Comments Made:2303
FJ Points:6613
Hello! I am Wheatley, and you may know me from Steam, or... I'm really only from Steam. So I do requests on my deviantART page* for anyone who asks, just give an hour or so if it's a good day and you'll have what you want!

*http://es3m.deviantart.com/

latest user's comments

#348 - **evilwheatleycore rolls 7,182** 11/29/2014 on Skyrim Roulette 0
#95 - Damnit, I like the joke, but the art style's giving me cancer.… 11/24/2014 on Medic 0
#4 - Wow What ******* assholes  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Today's Going To Be A Good Da- +6
#5 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
stfu carebear, that shit was fucking hilarious
#10 - A,B on both. Screaming Daedric at the top of my lungs… 11/23/2014 on Two more choice games, by... 0
#32 - Yeah and a furry nymphomaniac has more sex than half of funnyj… 11/23/2014 on cringed so hard -1
#32 - It wasn't as bad as it could have been, at least some characte… 11/22/2014 on MFW Episode 8 of LoK +1
#54 - ******** of 130 Am i win yet? 11/20/2014 on CHECK YON PRIVILEGE! 0
#13 - First step, shoot Oney and Psychicpebbles, your getting second… 11/19/2014 on I need help 0
#29 - I have to ask, does anonymous have an physical enforcement? I … 11/19/2014 on Here. We. Go. 0
#72 - High failure rate? I'm not going to have a head within a m…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Head-ripping machine 0
#74 - thetarget (11/19/2014) [-]
No, the firing squads have a high failure rate. Guillotines fails essentially 0% of the time, though yes, you would be conscious for several seconds after decapitation.
#17 - If I get put on death row, please let me just take a buckshot …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Head-ripping machine +7
User avatar #19 - AlexPaincakes (11/18/2014) [-]
This is really weird but I thought about this yesterday and how I would prefer to have death by firing squad.
User avatar #18 - GrimTheRealReaper (11/18/2014) [-]
I will never understand why we got rid of firing squads. Seriously.
#49 - kristovsky (11/18/2014) [-]
Have you seen the price of ammunition lately?
User avatar #39 - jewishcommunazi (11/18/2014) [-]
Death by handgun at point blank range on the back of the head sounds way better than that to me.
#36 - thetarget (11/18/2014) [-]
They have a relatively high failure rate. Now the guillotine, that works every time...
User avatar #72 - evilwheatleycore (11/19/2014) [-]
High failure rate?
I'm not going to have a head within a millisecond, and your telling me I might be alive long enough to say, "Aye, that didn't work"
#74 - thetarget (11/19/2014) [-]
No, the firing squads have a high failure rate. Guillotines fails essentially 0% of the time, though yes, you would be conscious for several seconds after decapitation.
User avatar #20 - zilvox (11/18/2014) [-]
My thoughts exactly. If I ever run for office, that's definitely going to be one of my platforms.
#27 - That's the part you can climb when you get shrunken down for t… 11/18/2014 on We All Know This Feeling 0
#1100925 - That's an old one just to show the items a bit longer till thi… 11/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1100923 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1100924 - makotoitou (11/17/2014) [-]
not sure what part of "sell each thing seperately" you didn't get.
User avatar #1100925 - evilwheatleycore (11/17/2014) [-]
That's an old one just to show the items a bit longer till this thread get buried

I'll START on bazaar, then do the same on tf2op
#1100922 - I was TF2op since the beginning. ***** getting di… 11/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1100919 - I've been trying to for the past week and that worked about as…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1100921 - makotoitou (11/17/2014) [-]
go to tf2outpost instead and make seperate trades per item, or if you're getting despirate search trades wanting what you have and deal with quicksellers.
User avatar #1100922 - evilwheatleycore (11/17/2014) [-]
I was TF2op since the beginning. Shits getting dire and if I can't get this stuff out soon, I can see the price of keys going up.

#1100914 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1100923 - evilwheatleycore has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1100924 - makotoitou (11/17/2014) [-]
not sure what part of "sell each thing seperately" you didn't get.
User avatar #1100925 - evilwheatleycore (11/17/2014) [-]
That's an old one just to show the items a bit longer till this thread get buried

I'll START on bazaar, then do the same on tf2op
User avatar #1100918 - makotoitou (11/17/2014) [-]
sell each item seperate
User avatar #1100919 - evilwheatleycore (11/17/2014) [-]
I've been trying to for the past week and that worked about as well as you can see.
I have a higher chance of find one nutjob who wants all of that instead of several people who'd pay for any one item.

That Gold Track is fucking killing me
User avatar #1100921 - makotoitou (11/17/2014) [-]
go to tf2outpost instead and make seperate trades per item, or if you're getting despirate search trades wanting what you have and deal with quicksellers.
User avatar #1100922 - evilwheatleycore (11/17/2014) [-]
I was TF2op since the beginning. Shits getting dire and if I can't get this stuff out soon, I can see the price of keys going up.

#711 - Should I sell Tour of Duty tickets for metal, or work towards … 11/15/2014 on comment and i post on your... 0
#1098258 - I wonder if they have a euthanasia center in the server that l… 11/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1098196 - So PETA has a Minecraft server where you can't touch the anima…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #1098300 - feelythefeel (11/14/2014) [-]
Do they have that computer mod so you can complain on the internet?

If not, 0/10 no realism.
User avatar #1098222 - dajokaman (11/14/2014) [-]
if you are a premium Peta member. you can go to the animal rescue shelters and you are allowed to kill 85% of the animals inside the shelter.
User avatar #1098258 - evilwheatleycore (11/14/2014) [-]
I wonder if they have a euthanasia center in the server that lets you role play as a PETA employee
#1098214 - tarekmig (11/14/2014) [-]
#20 - There's fire in the sky 11/14/2014 on FML 0
#89 - What the **** 11/14/2014 on SJW priorities 0
#10 - The guy wanted to wait for bug testing reasons but the full co…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on FNAF vs FNAF 2 +1
User avatar #11 - warioteam (11/13/2014) [-]
oh
i heard it was because steam greenlighted it earlier than it states
User avatar #16 - wakami (11/13/2014) [-]
Also, just a note. The game actually seems to be a prequel. When beat the check is dated 1982 (Same year as the infamous bite)
User avatar #17 - warioteam (11/13/2014) [-]
wasnt the bite 1987
User avatar #18 - wakami (11/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, that year. Sorry watched the play through last night and I have a hazy memory.
#8 - It's a ************ compared to the first one, li…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2014 on FNAF vs FNAF 2 +2
User avatar #9 - warioteam (11/13/2014) [-]
well it was meant to be released in 2015
probably not perfected the gameplay
User avatar #10 - evilwheatleycore (11/13/2014) [-]
The guy wanted to wait for bug testing reasons but the full copies he sent out for youtubers showed that the game was perfect to what he wanted so he let it out early (while the hype was ripe)
User avatar #11 - warioteam (11/13/2014) [-]
oh
i heard it was because steam greenlighted it earlier than it states
User avatar #16 - wakami (11/13/2014) [-]
Also, just a note. The game actually seems to be a prequel. When beat the check is dated 1982 (Same year as the infamous bite)
User avatar #17 - warioteam (11/13/2014) [-]
wasnt the bite 1987
User avatar #18 - wakami (11/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, that year. Sorry watched the play through last night and I have a hazy memory.
#44 - Does that count as pedophilia or is he old enough for that yet? 11/13/2014 on New #BaldForBieber 0
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#10 - syfygeek ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - evilwheatleycore (10/26/2014) [-]
Yussssssssss
User avatar #3 - retardedtriforce (01/21/2013) [-]
Can I add you on steam?
User avatar #4 to #3 - evilwheatleycore (01/21/2013) [-]
No, I put it there to be ironic.

plz add meh
User avatar #1 - Shaostoul (01/03/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'm trying to make the whole smoke thing work in Blender so it looks right and the character still have legs and I just can't get it to work how I want it to. I don't think it looks good enough to even bother putting up a picture of its present state.

I've learned a lot about fluids and smoke though as an added benefit. It's just soaking up hours and hours of my time.

I'll mess around with it here and there when I learn more, but I just can't find a way to make it look awesome. :/
User avatar #2 to #1 - evilwheatleycore (01/03/2013) [-]
Thanks
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