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Gender: male
Age: 31
Youtube Channel: xXES3MXx
Steam Profile: Cinnamon Toasted Wheatleys
Consoles Owned: Xbox, 360, PS2, PS3, PSP, Gamecube, Custom PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Counter Strike: Source, Half-Life 2, Portal
X-box Gamertag: Lorin3
PSN: It's an emulator machine so N/A
Interests: Completing set/collections within reason, dicking around in ANY multiplayer game.
Date Signed Up:8/28/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Copper Basin AZ
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Content Ranking:#10215
Comment Ranking:#3737
Highest Content Rank:#3604
Highest Comment Rank:#2246
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Content Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:4
Content Views:256150
Times Content Favorited:140 times
Total Comments Made:2152
FJ Points:6086
Hello! I am Wheatley, and you may know me from Steam, or... I'm really only from Steam. So I do requests on my deviantART page* for anyone who asks, just give an hour or so if it's a good day and you'll have what you want!

*http://es3m.deviantart.com/

latest user's comments

#17 - I think eyes don't grow as you age 10/11/2014 on eye for an eye makes world... 0
#21 - Help me I'm torn between my love of Kill la Kill my hate o…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Crossovers -1
User avatar #23 - makotoitou (10/11/2014) [-]
good opinion; just laugh and move on
#30 - I remember the old carwash smelled like candy Haven't…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on mfw always seeing same shit... +1
User avatar #39 - trueraiderfan (10/11/2014) [-]
I always thought it smelled like sprite
#9 - Picture 09/30/2014 on broken bones make your hand... +2
#16 - I just don't like them 'cause they look stupid as ****  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on It's a videogame. +10
User avatar #44 - lapsushominum (09/30/2014) [-]
They look stupid as fuck because they are stupid as fuck in that situation.
#12 - Did you just roll the artist? 09/30/2014 on Lolita artist pls stop. pls. 0
#2 - Picture 09/27/2014 on Train Simulator 2015 0
#26 - Good call, shoot the fat one 09/27/2014 on The best parents +2
#538 - only 09/27/2014 on rename anonymous 9/26 -1
#21 - That is exactly what it ******* is  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on ISIS -1
User avatar #22 - gtocforyou (09/23/2014) [-]
Might as well consider spongebob an anime while you're at it.
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2014) [-]
anime=animation
animation=cartoon
cartoon=anime
Besides the East refers to western animation as Anime
#366 - Mootypoo 09/22/2014 on rename anonymous 0
#9 - Well **** 09/22/2014 on Now you fucked up 0
#48 - FireFall is pretty fun if a bit unstable in my experience, tho… 09/22/2014 on A good FTP MMORPG? 0
#128 - Why does no one ever think to incapacitate a ****** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Murica -5
#226 - NereidALbel (09/22/2014) [-]
There is no non-lethal place to shoot somebody, really. And when it comes to less-than-lethal weaponry, many drugs make you all but immune to their effects. Ever see what happens when somebody on PCP gets tazed? They just pull the leads out of their chest and go back to wanting to stab people.
#10 - SJW is community manager because her boyfriend is on the team,… 09/21/2014 on Mighty No. 9 to Mighty No.... 0
#1061820 - Gaming, AMD  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1061836 - TheAnonLord (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, I am not the guy to talk to for AMD cores, but cpuboss.com/ (or cpuboss.com/cpus/Desktop-CPUs-best-Gaming-Performance-4310750 )can help you pick.
Most of the AMD Processors have 8 cores though, so I don't know
#4 - Okay, I didn't think much of this guy, but now I want the … 09/20/2014 on Meat Bicycles 0
#1061772 - Need help for new CPU (gaming computer) and I have very little…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1061805 - TheAnonLord (09/20/2014) [-]
Gaming or rendering?
Intel or AMD?
User avatar #1061820 - evilwheatleycore (09/20/2014) [-]
Gaming, AMD
User avatar #1061836 - TheAnonLord (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, I am not the guy to talk to for AMD cores, but cpuboss.com/ (or cpuboss.com/cpus/Desktop-CPUs-best-Gaming-Performance-4310750 )can help you pick.
Most of the AMD Processors have 8 cores though, so I don't know
#140 - Never hurts to be cautionary, plus if I was truly scared, I wo… 09/20/2014 on Olympus has Fallen +1
#76 - Yes. I think it's great their gathering together to f… 09/20/2014 on Users banned for being... +1
#74 - 1: Gimme that Shotgun 2: Mac10 mother ****** … 09/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#42 - While I can: SJW's are ******* cunts. Wh…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Olympus has Fallen +64
User avatar #601 - jvizzlez (09/21/2014) [-]
Allow me to add onto this.


To all SJW thundercunts;
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. You dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-faced, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE; As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing.
User avatar #603 - jvizzlez (09/21/2014) [-]
You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper. On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit.
User avatar #604 - jvizzlez (09/21/2014) [-]
You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...
User avatar #605 - jvizzlez (09/21/2014) [-]
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally not good.


also, can someone tell me where this copypasta came from, it's been on my computer for years and I still don't know
User avatar #606 - demented (09/21/2014) [-]
Don't use me to describe those thundercunts
#607 - jvizzlez (09/21/2014) [-]
I didn't know mentioning users still alerted them to posts. I was fairly certain that people were abusing the absolute shit out of it by making hilariously long posts with thousands of users at a time, spamming everyone on the site with pointless messages.

Which I suddenly want to do.
User avatar #608 - demented (09/21/2014) [-]
Some people have it turned off I simply have not given the fucks to do so. Plus it leads to some fun encounters.
User avatar #139 - danthedestroyer (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey, theres no "whilst I still can", this is funnyjunk, we can say anything we want and do whatever we want without fear of retribution or retaliation. We're shielded by admins massive dick
User avatar #140 - evilwheatleycore (09/20/2014) [-]
Never hurts to be cautionary, plus if I was truly scared, I would not have said anything at all.
#55 - When your not Gunzerking Jacobs is ******* great.… 09/20/2014 on borderlands 2 +1
#69 - Master-race  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Fuck +2
#132 - floran (09/20/2014) [-]
Yesss
#65 - Sounds like a party, always wanted more exposure 09/20/2014 on Tall Boys 0
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User avatar #3 - retardedtriforce (01/21/2013) [-]
Can I add you on steam?
User avatar #4 to #3 - evilwheatleycore (01/21/2013) [-]
No, I put it there to be ironic.

plz add meh
User avatar #1 - Shaostoul (01/03/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'm trying to make the whole smoke thing work in Blender so it looks right and the character still have legs and I just can't get it to work how I want it to. I don't think it looks good enough to even bother putting up a picture of its present state.

I've learned a lot about fluids and smoke though as an added benefit. It's just soaking up hours and hours of my time.

I'll mess around with it here and there when I learn more, but I just can't find a way to make it look awesome. :/
User avatar #2 to #1 - evilwheatleycore (01/03/2013) [-]
Thanks
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