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Gender: male
Age: 31
Youtube Channel: xXES3MXx
Steam Profile: Cinnamon Toasted Wheatleys
Consoles Owned: Xbox, 360, PS2, PS3, PSP, Gamecube, Custom PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Counter Strike: Source, Half-Life 2, Portal
X-box Gamertag: Lorin3
PSN: It's an emulator machine so N/A
Interests: Completing set/collections within reason, dicking around in ANY multiplayer game.
Date Signed Up:8/28/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Copper Basin AZ
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Content Ranking:#3390
Comment Ranking:#6829
Highest Content Rank:#3357
Highest Comment Rank:#2246
Content Thumbs: 2921 total,  3819 ,  898
Comment Thumbs: 4066 total,  5153 ,  1087
Content Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:4
Content Views:284619
Times Content Favorited:154 times
Total Comments Made:2292
FJ Points:6606
Hello! I am Wheatley, and you may know me from Steam, or... I'm really only from Steam. So I do requests on my deviantART page* for anyone who asks, just give an hour or so if it's a good day and you'll have what you want!

*http://es3m.deviantart.com/

latest user's comments

#44 - It's packed too tightly to have anything other than strict rou…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Waht a Twist 0
#64 - moofinbanana (07/18/2014) [-]
"strict routine"

I've had servers go from everybody playing seriously to everybody going Heavy and meleeing each other. Maybe you've just been playing on the Valve servers.
User avatar #68 - evilwheatleycore (07/18/2014) [-]
I've played on every type of server. Because of the way the game is designed, even things like VSH or Smash Fortress fall within a routine where the funniest thing that could possibly happen is the big brother admin inflates a head and gives everyone high pitched voices.
It's like trying to make a restaurant feel more friendly by forcing your employees to hug every customer, it's awkward, forced, and stereotypical.

Not to say I don't like TF, the comics always get a laugh out of me, it's just the game is so woefully bland by bitter design.
#3107 - **evilwheatleycore rolls 149,921,852** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#1 - I'm back for some request people. Pictures not dissim…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/18/2014 on The Left Guys +1
User avatar #6 - hokon (07/27/2014) [-]
I would love to see rambo heavy busting his way through scout vines, i need a new background
User avatar #7 - evilwheatleycore (07/27/2014) [-]
Describe "scout vines"
User avatar #8 - hokon (07/27/2014) [-]
Okay scratch that i want to see a demoman stickyjumping into shreks ass while yelling ''AH CREIP''
User avatar #10 - evilwheatleycore (07/27/2014) [-]
For got the text bit, brb
User avatar #9 - evilwheatleycore (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm just about to put it though rendering.

Would you like 1920x1080 at FJ or get the 2560x1440 on my dA?
User avatar #11 - hokon (07/27/2014) [-]
Doesnt matter as long as i get it <3
User avatar #12 - evilwheatleycore (07/27/2014) [-]
Right then

I'll post it on my dA (link above) in just a minute
User avatar #13 - hokon (07/27/2014) [-]
YES YES YES I LOVE YOU
User avatar #14 - evilwheatleycore (07/27/2014) [-]
Glad I could help
User avatar #15 - hokon (07/27/2014) [-]
IF you dont have anything else you need to be working on i would love to see a plague doctor medic in a gloomy medieval setting telling a patient ''I'm sorry but i have to put you down''
User avatar #18 - evilwheatleycore (07/27/2014) [-]
Just finished the medic picture, any of the other ones will be uploaded by tomorrow
User avatar #16 - evilwheatleycore (07/27/2014) [-]
That's sounds fucking awesome.

I usually ask for requests when I run out of ideas, and people like you make my day.
User avatar #17 - hokon (07/27/2014) [-]
Thats sweet to hear, i usually dont have any way of expressing creativity except drawing, it feels really good to see you make my ideas come to life, i have a couple of more ideas i could PM you if you'd like
User avatar #4 - Noah (07/19/2014) [-]
Sorry that was me
User avatar #5 - evilwheatleycore (07/19/2014) [-]
Commissions on my dA for a SFM poster is a dollar, but I try and make it clear that it's completely optional.

I do requests for people for free, commissions are more of a donation box.
#3 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
These are really cool, how much is a commission?
#5546 - 17 ******* hell what am I doing … 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#213 - It's TF2, they earned all the money they needed back at launch…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on How Every Awful Game Thing... 0
User avatar #295 - dharkmoswen (07/16/2014) [-]
Sorry, but that's not the way online games work. They still have overhead, server space, etc. to cover for. The sales they made in the first three years of the game likely would not be enough to cover all the costs they've had since they went F2P
#4308 - **evilwheatleycore rolls 937,387,669** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#41 - The directer of Ren & Stimpy took over after the original …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on I'll suck your dick +2
#155 - nonanonnon (07/11/2014) [-]
That...explains a lot actually.

Ren and Stimpy Hardest Scene to Watch WARNING GRAPHIC
#4134 - **evilwheatleycore rolls 608,612,289** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#3 - Picture 07/07/2014 on Aids 0
#1 - I did this in The Old Republic a while ago, I stripped naked e…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Every MMORPG with PVP enabled +14
User avatar #4 - jackmanagan (07/07/2014) [-]
id be cruising thru low lvl areas in Wow

and when id find low lvl people id ask if they had a Main toon

if they said no id give them like 10Gold

if you dont play wow, for low level characters you could buy a banging set of lowbie armor/weps and still have money left over with that much gold
User avatar #33 - sociocat (07/08/2014) [-]
yeah when i started playing wow i thought 100 gold was like enough to buy anything

i also thought the antients in the night elf place were super strong and indistructible
untill a level 90 guy came and one-shot it
User avatar #34 - jellykuba (07/08/2014) [-]
Back in vanilla it WAS enough to but anything.
#2 - xyzlegend (07/07/2014) [-]
#17 - Picture 07/07/2014 on Adventure Time +16
#8 - I thought it zoomed out as he ****** the wolf 07/06/2014 on Anal Fisting +5
#34 - I sold all my trading cards in the market place, got about $3.… 07/06/2014 on Steam Summer Wallet Rape +4
#115 - Mehrunes Dagon 07/06/2014 on Found in Facebook comments -1
#724 - Content into comment Title: Admin IRL Desc: … 07/05/2014 on Make Admin Mad +2
#1390 - Clint Eastwood in my ass 07/05/2014 on in my ass +1
#360 - Thank you 07/04/2014 on The direction of this site... +2
#165 - Too many people in this world have good ideas, it's those who …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on The direction of this site... +2
#174 - disies (07/04/2014) [-]
Be ambitius but not corrupt, your time for success may come, just stand up think in what you want, search for a book about it, if you don't have, go to the library and read it, my unfaithful friend.
#158 - I posted this not 10 minutes ago  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on The direction of this site... +2
#161 - disies (07/04/2014) [-]
Be ambitius my friend, you have potential with this comment.
#165 - evilwheatleycore (07/04/2014) [-]
Too many people in this world have good ideas, it's those who can execute those ideas that may become known.

And I can't do shit.
#174 - disies (07/04/2014) [-]
Be ambitius but not corrupt, your time for success may come, just stand up think in what you want, search for a book about it, if you don't have, go to the library and read it, my unfaithful friend.
#154 - Maybe you should make a dedicated "Server Bo…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/04/2014 on The direction of this site... +109
#369 - psikid (07/04/2014) [-]
This would be the best thing.
#226 - ikareth (07/04/2014) [-]
That's a great picture you have there.
User avatar #570 - KevinPutt (07/05/2014) [-]
Barry~
#724 - ikareth (07/06/2014) [-]
#360 - evilwheatleycore (07/04/2014) [-]
Thank you
#204 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
Smergforp degetty that is a good idea
User avatar #167 - armwulf (07/04/2014) [-]
Dude this is fuckin' brilliant.
#157 - disies (07/04/2014) [-]
Why don't you have more thumbs?
User avatar #158 - evilwheatleycore (07/04/2014) [-]
I posted this not 10 minutes ago
#161 - disies (07/04/2014) [-]
Be ambitius my friend, you have potential with this comment.
#165 - evilwheatleycore (07/04/2014) [-]
Too many people in this world have good ideas, it's those who can execute those ideas that may become known.

And I can't do shit.
#174 - disies (07/04/2014) [-]
Be ambitius but not corrupt, your time for success may come, just stand up think in what you want, search for a book about it, if you don't have, go to the library and read it, my unfaithful friend.
#1294 - Keep it real 07/04/2014 on Rate Yourself +1
#1285 - Picture 07/04/2014 on Rate Yourself +15
#2948 - **evilwheatleycore rolls 996,251,388** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... +1
#991967 - Bubble gun from Just Cause 2, never point even toys at cops, t… 07/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#92 - ~Jakobs~ ************ Had a full loadout… 07/02/2014 on Upgrade dat ass 0
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#10 - syfygeek ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - evilwheatleycore (10/26/2014) [-]
Yussssssssss
User avatar #3 - retardedtriforce (01/21/2013) [-]
Can I add you on steam?
User avatar #4 to #3 - evilwheatleycore (01/21/2013) [-]
No, I put it there to be ironic.

plz add meh
User avatar #1 - Shaostoul (01/03/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'm trying to make the whole smoke thing work in Blender so it looks right and the character still have legs and I just can't get it to work how I want it to. I don't think it looks good enough to even bother putting up a picture of its present state.

I've learned a lot about fluids and smoke though as an added benefit. It's just soaking up hours and hours of my time.

I'll mess around with it here and there when I learn more, but I just can't find a way to make it look awesome. :/
User avatar #2 to #1 - evilwheatleycore (01/03/2013) [-]
Thanks
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