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Gender: male
Age: 31
Youtube Channel: xXES3MXx
Steam Profile: Cinnamon Toasted Wheatleys
Consoles Owned: Xbox, 360, PS2, PS3, PSP, Gamecube, Custom PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Counter Strike: Source, Half-Life 2, Portal
X-box Gamertag: Lorin3
PSN: It's an emulator machine so N/A
Interests: Completing set/collections within reason, dicking around in ANY multiplayer game.
Date Signed Up:8/28/2012
Last Login:7/13/2014
Location:Copper Basin AZ
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Hello! I am Wheatley, and you may know me from Steam, or... I'm really only from Steam. So I do requests on my deviantART page* for anyone who asks, just give an hour or so if it's a good day and you'll have what you want!

*http://es3m.deviantart.com/

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#20 - About twice a month our current principle, Dr. Richards, will …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2014 on New inbox notification from... +4
#22 - professorbob (03/23/2014) [-]
Y
#25 - evilwheatleycore (03/23/2014) [-]
Starting this year we have new set of people running the offices in the school. Most of them don't do anything except our new principle. He's a shit-fucker. High school for me so far has been a cycle of me digging my self into a hole to narrowly dig my way out, the only way to keeps this shit exciting, and I usually rely on teachers bumping their 50% on late work to %80 or higher if I'm lucky. This way I can enjoy a longer leisure period during the year and just have to buckle down near the end.
This has not changed
What has changed is now failure is not punishment enough. Now my plan is being challenged in that now I've had to stay for 3 hours of tutoring 2 days, Tuesday and Thursday, for the middle two quarters. Along with that, teachers can now assign this or other tutoring if a student is missing one assignment, even if they are passing. Refusal to play their game lands to a referral due to "Academic Defiance" implying I'm failing classes out of malice. I have and know of teachers who abuse that power, include my sisters satanic science teacher, and they are "big names" so no one really gives a rat's ass.

TLR- They've made it so it's not worth the effort to play it chill, but I'm to used to the last two year I've been here.
User avatar #38 - dafiltafish (03/23/2014) [-]
It seems like a catch 22.

The man is complaining about how the government is failing and he is doing nothing to support the people with a shot at changing it (you guys) other than increasing punishments, a.k.a. "the beatings will continue until moral improves."

I have a special hatred for lazy complainers.
#27 - professorbob (03/23/2014) [-]
Sounds rough. I've had a few shit teachers but nothing quite like this.

Have a humorous greentext for taking the time to share your story, my friend.
User avatar #28 - evilwheatleycore (03/23/2014) [-]
I mainly survive off the internet and the notion that it's almost over.
User avatar #26 - evilwheatleycore (03/23/2014) [-]
The fuck is that smiley doing there?
#10 - No 03/22/2014 on 12GBs of Christmas -1
#10 - Might be half-descent if there was SOME kind of competitive ga…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Lotus?I know you're in there! 0
User avatar #20 - chozoscout (03/23/2014) [-]
theye are adding a massive competitive mode soon called badlands with a massive scale pvp aspect to it.
User avatar #16 - GojenMana (03/22/2014) [-]
Warframe has had PvP for a while, though.
#1 - Our principle likes to take 10 minutes out of 2nd hour twice a…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/22/2014 on New inbox notification from... +4
User avatar #18 - fukkentyranitar (03/23/2014) [-]
Elaboration is required.
User avatar #21 - evilwheatleycore (03/23/2014) [-]
Don't look down
#17 - professorbob (03/23/2014) [-]
#20 - evilwheatleycore (03/23/2014) [-]
About twice a month our current principle, Dr. Richards, will cut in after the announcements to spend an average 10 minutes telling us how the America's crashing down due to the government's trampling of the working class. "Don't be Obama's pizza boy!" and shit. Every time time he does this, my entire A&P class begins a chain of giggling with the occasional "HA!" from some of my people.

I'd think it funnier if the man wasn't such an asshole on his first year on duty.
To know even more on the subject, press "Y" now
#22 - professorbob (03/23/2014) [-]
Y
#25 - evilwheatleycore (03/23/2014) [-]
Starting this year we have new set of people running the offices in the school. Most of them don't do anything except our new principle. He's a shit-fucker. High school for me so far has been a cycle of me digging my self into a hole to narrowly dig my way out, the only way to keeps this shit exciting, and I usually rely on teachers bumping their 50% on late work to %80 or higher if I'm lucky. This way I can enjoy a longer leisure period during the year and just have to buckle down near the end.
This has not changed
What has changed is now failure is not punishment enough. Now my plan is being challenged in that now I've had to stay for 3 hours of tutoring 2 days, Tuesday and Thursday, for the middle two quarters. Along with that, teachers can now assign this or other tutoring if a student is missing one assignment, even if they are passing. Refusal to play their game lands to a referral due to "Academic Defiance" implying I'm failing classes out of malice. I have and know of teachers who abuse that power, include my sisters satanic science teacher, and they are "big names" so no one really gives a rat's ass.

TLR- They've made it so it's not worth the effort to play it chill, but I'm to used to the last two year I've been here.
User avatar #38 - dafiltafish (03/23/2014) [-]
It seems like a catch 22.

The man is complaining about how the government is failing and he is doing nothing to support the people with a shot at changing it (you guys) other than increasing punishments, a.k.a. "the beatings will continue until moral improves."

I have a special hatred for lazy complainers.
#27 - professorbob (03/23/2014) [-]
Sounds rough. I've had a few shit teachers but nothing quite like this.

Have a humorous greentext for taking the time to share your story, my friend.
User avatar #28 - evilwheatleycore (03/23/2014) [-]
I mainly survive off the internet and the notion that it's almost over.
User avatar #26 - evilwheatleycore (03/23/2014) [-]
The fuck is that smiley doing there?
User avatar #5 - thebaseballexpert (03/23/2014) [-]
pft what?
#4 - Yes  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on 12GBs of Christmas -1
#6 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #8 - decapitation (03/22/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 - evilwheatleycore (03/22/2014) [-]
No
#44 - and that's basically texturing in a pickle-jar 03/22/2014 on Pickles 0
#146 - I always read Venice as Vivec 03/22/2014 on Not mine, but wow 0
#96 - And we can only dream of gameplay this awesome 03/22/2014 on The 3D Maneuver Gear 0
#865120 - Does anyone know about a TF2 server doing medieval spell mode?… 03/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#10 - **evilwheatleycore rolls 6,520,851** 03/19/2014 on roll on 7 -1
#5 - While I'm here, can someone explain the ******* U…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Attack on Pikmin 0
#7 - urapooper (03/19/2014) [-]
He was swinging up so when he is about to reach the highest point he turns around in time with reaching the highest point so he will be turning in time with the change in direction.
User avatar #6 - chuckstein (03/19/2014) [-]
Or the grappling hook-esque tie-up when it flies around the eyestalks.
#11 - I honestly thought it was tomorrow 03/18/2014 on Who says u cant learn from... 0
#51102 - SFMenn, I need help with a little problem. I use a cu… 03/18/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#18 - It's just so jarring when some of my friends are /b/ugs consta…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on /b/ 0
User avatar #19 - drzix (03/17/2014) [-]
You should give it another go, you just need to find the right threads
#16 - Why does everyone sing /b/'s praises when every time I drop in…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2014 on /b/ 0
User avatar #17 - drzix (03/17/2014) [-]
It can be boring, it can be the funniest thing on the internet, it can be strange and also just as faggy as everyone else. I agree with you, it shouldn't be praised, it's not that great
User avatar #18 - evilwheatleycore (03/17/2014) [-]
It's just so jarring when some of my friends are /b/ugs constantly "Praising moot" or whatever.
User avatar #19 - drzix (03/17/2014) [-]
You should give it another go, you just need to find the right threads
#6 - I can confirm the Mexico border one, El Paso should be El passed by 03/17/2014 on Cool Comp 0
#5 - Shoots his mother so he can play with the robot  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Shoot Them Both 0
User avatar #9 - numbmind (03/17/2014) [-]
Why do that, he can just play with his mother...
#11 - Woot woot 03/17/2014 on Okiley Dokiley +1
#4 - 1: It looks cool 2: I am an odd person (to most) 3: It…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Drowning in Pussy -30
User avatar #13 - wardylocks (03/14/2014) [-]
.. please be joking
#12 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
You would definitely be eligible for autism bux.
User avatar #11 - olioh (03/14/2014) [-]
i think gas masks dont work on smells. atleast the ones we had in army didnt help worth shit for smells.
User avatar #15 - brassydolphin (03/14/2014) [-]
That would depend on the mask, the one i got a few years ago works fine against farts and manure
User avatar #9 - fnordyy (03/14/2014) [-]
Please just wear a fedora
#6 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
autism to the max
#9 - Can someone explain what this is because the images alone remi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Shits About to go Down! 0
User avatar #24 - kikisu (03/14/2014) [-]
The two on the left are Gamagori Ira And Mankanshoku Mako, a very popular ship and semi-official pairing from the anime Kill La Kill. No idea about the two on the right. Guessing they got paired like that because of the fact that they're both big dudes with tiny girls.
User avatar #40 - derivat (03/14/2014) [-]
The guys on the right are actually two girls from a game/anime called Danganronpa
#1 - I sometimes where a GP-5 gasmask at school (being very careful…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Drowning in Pussy -36
User avatar #19 - clechyl (03/14/2014) [-]
I suspect you do not have a lot of friends
#16 - Airmanator (03/14/2014) [-]
I think this guy is pretty cool, I own the GP-5 too. But the GP-5 has literally no protection from anything and the surplus filters cause some serious lung damage so get some pliers and tear out the internals because using it.

Ignore these faggots, they're never worn a mask and felt how awesome it is.
#20 - capricore (03/14/2014) [-]
Bitch i had to run i a goddamn gasmask!In a fully isolated gear.
You gonna be like a goddamn farting condom.

It aint awesome.
#21 - Airmanator (03/14/2014) [-]
K.
User avatar #10 - zight (03/14/2014) [-]
you sad sad person
User avatar #3 - vicsix (03/14/2014) [-]
Why? What is the point to this?
#4 - evilwheatleycore (03/14/2014) [-]
1: It looks cool
2: I am an odd person (to most)
3: It's very useful in situations where the air around is being a dick, like after someone burns dinner and the house needs to be aired out.
4: <<So I can look like this in real life
User avatar #13 - wardylocks (03/14/2014) [-]
.. please be joking
#12 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
You would definitely be eligible for autism bux.
User avatar #11 - olioh (03/14/2014) [-]
i think gas masks dont work on smells. atleast the ones we had in army didnt help worth shit for smells.
User avatar #15 - brassydolphin (03/14/2014) [-]
That would depend on the mask, the one i got a few years ago works fine against farts and manure
User avatar #9 - fnordyy (03/14/2014) [-]
Please just wear a fedora
#6 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
autism to the max
User avatar #2 - bitchitroll (03/14/2014) [-]
i used to take a gas mask to school because a nig nog that was assigned the seat infront of me thought it was hilarious to fart every time the teacher tried to explain something. even though when asked why i had it i told them its because Deshaun thinks its funny to shit his pants it started going around i was using it to smoke pot in the bathroom and the school said i couldnt bring it anymore
#10 - Called it 03/14/2014 on Title 0
#52 - Who is going to catch you on the toilet and call you out for squating  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on the right poop 0
User avatar #70 - YourAnalProbe (03/14/2014) [-]
My bathroom has neither a lock nor a light, so it's likely somebody could walk in while someone else is using it
#13 - Isn't this the concept to Monsters Inc? 03/14/2014 on In the closet +1
#94 - Well now 03/13/2014 on wait +1
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User avatar #3 - retardedtriforce (01/21/2013) [-]
Can I add you on steam?
User avatar #4 to #3 - evilwheatleycore (01/21/2013) [-]
No, I put it there to be ironic.

plz add meh
User avatar #1 - Shaostoul (01/03/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'm trying to make the whole smoke thing work in Blender so it looks right and the character still have legs and I just can't get it to work how I want it to. I don't think it looks good enough to even bother putting up a picture of its present state.

I've learned a lot about fluids and smoke though as an added benefit. It's just soaking up hours and hours of my time.

I'll mess around with it here and there when I learn more, but I just can't find a way to make it look awesome. :/
User avatar #2 to #1 - evilwheatleycore (01/03/2013) [-]
Thanks
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