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Gender: male
Age: 31
Youtube Channel: xXES3MXx
Steam Profile: Cinnamon Toasted Wheatleys
Consoles Owned: Xbox, 360, PS2, PS3, PSP, Gamecube, Custom PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Counter Strike: Source, Half-Life 2, Portal
X-box Gamertag: Lorin3
PSN: It's an emulator machine so N/A
Interests: Completing set/collections within reason, dicking around in ANY multiplayer game.
Date Signed Up:8/28/2012
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:Copper Basin AZ
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Hello! I am Wheatley, and you may know me from Steam, or... I'm really only from Steam. So I do requests on my deviantART page* for anyone who asks, just give an hour or so if it's a good day and you'll have what you want!


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#62 - Now I want post-apocalypses movie where people live upside dow… 03/30/2014 on Air transportation is hard +1
#96 - Red thumbs are thumbs 03/29/2014 on Who's Spider-Man? -6
#215 - I have a search with your name in my favorites now  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Job Experience +1
#216 - princeofbrokensoul (03/29/2014) [-]
#50 - Still Build Mass with Sass 03/29/2014 on Dr pepper fact compilation 0
#48 - Isn't Dr. Pepper classified as a sarsaparilla?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Dr pepper fact compilation 0
User avatar #49 - noxiouspumpkin (03/29/2014) [-]
No idea.
User avatar #50 - evilwheatleycore (03/29/2014) [-]

Build Mass with Sass
#4 - When someone who mains Gouki switches to Zangief 03/29/2014 on Fak u Zangief 0
#13 - When people make fun of robbers that fuck up, think for a seco…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Master robbery 0
User avatar #15 - mutzaki (03/29/2014) [-]
Robbing someone, especially with a gun, is a vile thing to do, so don't defend this piece of shit by assuming he's doing it because he has no other choice. If he fucks when he's trying to rob someone, I'm going to laugh at him.
#19 - anonymous (03/29/2014) [-]
let me translate for you.......the man you replied to was simply trying to say that MOST people if they had landed in this scenario would fuck up just as much as this guy because of how tense it is. he wasnt trying to justify what he did. you would probably fuck up worse than this guy if you ever broke mentally and had to do it. it is a bad thing to do but some people get severely desperate. he was walking a few feet in the guys shoes and you should try it too before you laugh. you could actually learn a lot.
User avatar #21 - mutzaki (03/29/2014) [-]
Nah, I'd rather see it from the perspective of the guy with the gun in his face, being robbed of his hard-earned money.
Anon, think of the poor, one-legged guy working the register. His wife just cheated on him, and he recently developed a terrible rash. Anon, open up your heart and stop wearing the shoes of a criminal. They're smelly and are kind of ugly.
User avatar #22 - WhiteReaper (03/29/2014) [-]
its easy to put yourself in the clerks shoes. its more of a challenge to walk in the shoes of a criminal and see things from his view. and actually try feeling what he feels. its easy to feel fear when you imagine a gun in your face. but the feeling when you actually point the gun in a mans face with the intention of pulling the trigger is another thing. you have another mans fate in your hands at that point.you get to call death or make him take a rain check.
User avatar #23 - mutzaki (03/29/2014) [-]
You can make it sound as poetic as possible and it's not going to change the fact that he's scum. Under no circumstances do you put another person's life in danger by pointing a gun at their face. "But when you're desperate, you'd do anything!" This is what separates good people from bad people.
I have no sympathy for a piece of shit like an armed robber. And you shouldn't either.
User avatar #25 - tenacioustroll (03/29/2014) [-]
you seem to have a hard time understanding what these people are trying to say. the kids not trying to be poetic or sympathetic for the guy. neither of them said he wasnt scum. if you are going to have a convo then at least have enough brains to understand what other people are saying because it looks like you are having a hard time reading
User avatar #28 - mutzaki (03/30/2014) [-]
Okay, here's a check list of all the key points having been said.
1. The robber fucked up because he was under a lot of stress, and anyone else in the same situation would be just as likely to fuck up.
2. Some robbers rob people because they're desperate and feel like they have no other choice.
3. Try to understand what the robber was going through before judging him.
4. Again, try to see things from the robber's perspective. Pointing a gun at someone is as hard as having it pointed at you.

I think I got it all. So, before I continue, do you want to tell me what it was I missed? What was the actual lesson behind all you guys' wise words that I so clearly missed from having a hard time understanding and reading?
User avatar #30 - tenacioustroll (03/30/2014) [-]
exactly so where in the helll do you get that any of these guys were being sympathetic for him. they arent justifying what he did simply saying see it from both sides. you seem to not want to which is cool. but you dont have to be a cock about it. someday youll be in this sort of situation and then you wont laugh.
User avatar #31 - mutzaki (03/30/2014) [-]
No, you don't seem to understand. Asking someone to see it from someone else's side is being sympathetic with that person. That's literally what that means. When someone basically says "hey, this guy is probably going through a lot of shit in his life, so give him a break," that is EXACTLY what being sympathetic with that person means.

So, maybe it's someone else who could use some comprehensive reading in their life. And please don't try to challenge me on this, because I really don't feel like teaching some kid online about simple concepts that he's just too stubborn to admit he's wrong about.

And, sweetie, I'm not going to be in a situation like the guy in the .gif. Why? Because even if I somehow ended up piss poor and in need of financial aid for myself or even my family, I would never stoop so low as to rob someone. In fact, most homeless people aren't criminals of this sort of crime.
Not that it's likely I'm ever going to need to become that desperate for cash in the first place.
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User avatar #14 - kyoutu (03/29/2014) [-]
"TL/DR: Don't laugh, nigga, you'd do the same shit."

No I wouldn't because I'm not black...
We can laugh because this scum of the earth tried robbing someone and fucked it up.
I don't laugh because he fucked up, I laugh at the thought he might get shanked in prison.
#27 - I just remembered I got some Reese's Cups last night and they'… 03/29/2014 on is this real life. 0
#41 - This might help Don't say "You know not" an…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Who's Spider-Man? -36
#91 - sliferzpwns (03/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #96 - evilwheatleycore (03/29/2014) [-]
Red thumbs are thumbs
#14 - Cars 2 was a fucking piece of shit though. I will not…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Pixar right now AY +3
User avatar #42 - BlizzXonetwothree (03/29/2014) [-]
I liked Planes, but not really because of the plot or jokes. I just like airplanes and they got a lot right about them and flying in general.
#24 - upyoursnumbnuts (03/29/2014) [-]
Depends, do you have kids?
#13 - I really enjoyed cars because I was pretty much born into the…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Pixar right now AY 0
User avatar #14 - evilwheatleycore (03/29/2014) [-]
Cars 2 was a fucking piece of shit though.

I will not even touch Planes.
User avatar #42 - BlizzXonetwothree (03/29/2014) [-]
I liked Planes, but not really because of the plot or jokes. I just like airplanes and they got a lot right about them and flying in general.
#24 - upyoursnumbnuts (03/29/2014) [-]
Depends, do you have kids?
#12 - This is one of the only drawn pictures of Tetris where the pie… 03/29/2014 on Damn You Greg! 0
#29 - Come on and slam  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Bill Murray golfing 0
#30 - frijoles (03/29/2014) [-]
If you wanna jam!
#83 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Aint nobody got time fo a... -3
User avatar #97 - wolfenbanes (03/29/2014) [-]
Thank you for this pic.
#110 - WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 03/29/2014 on Lost and Found +2
#212 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Job Experience +1
#214 - princeofbrokensoul (03/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #215 - evilwheatleycore (03/29/2014) [-]
I have a search with your name in my favorites now
#216 - princeofbrokensoul (03/29/2014) [-]
#119 - Picture 03/28/2014 on Job Experience +2
#34 - The real Icarly WAS cancer 03/27/2014 on iBroke my leg +58
#54 - Nonononononononononononon 03/27/2014 on when /a/ gets hold of shit. 0
#3 - I get that, Nonon, but I was planing for the future, saving my… 03/27/2014 on YOU COULD SAY OCULUS... +2
#4 - Fresh outta paint, just for you 03/27/2014 on Worthy Content +2
#75 - That tattoo can just be filed under LOD 03/27/2014 on Mortals. +1
#34 - Does this illustrate it accurately?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on It's funny because.. +7
#43 - dashattack (03/28/2014) [-]
here is the second image for that gif. :3
#33 - Picture 03/27/2014 on It's funny because.. +1
#48 - I'll be adding these to the mix > 03/27/2014 on Hear somebody that you used... -1
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User avatar #3 - retardedtriforce (01/21/2013) [-]
Can I add you on steam?
User avatar #4 to #3 - evilwheatleycore ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
No, I put it there to be ironic.

plz add meh
User avatar #1 - Shaostoul (01/03/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'm trying to make the whole smoke thing work in Blender so it looks right and the character still have legs and I just can't get it to work how I want it to. I don't think it looks good enough to even bother putting up a picture of its present state.

I've learned a lot about fluids and smoke though as an added benefit. It's just soaking up hours and hours of my time.

I'll mess around with it here and there when I learn more, but I just can't find a way to make it look awesome. :/
User avatar #2 to #1 - evilwheatleycore ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
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