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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:12/11/2014
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#228 - **** that took a rough turn 07/15/2013 on Well that changes everything +6
#8 - Picture 07/13/2013 on If you wanna get down down... +4
#737 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Description 0
#20 - **eviltwin rolls 9** 06/30/2013 on Rolling a 4 0
#15 - i agree i don't give a **** about the girl i felt…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on feely feels 0
#16 - Hightower (06/20/2013) [-]
Me too. Seems to be the general consensus.
User avatar #39 - legolars (06/20/2013) [-]
although i agree with you that is is indeed attention seeking behavior i also know that some people cut themselves to get attention because the "cant" get the attention otherwise. I know someone with social anxiety of the extreme kind and she felt the only way she could communicate with someone was to cut herself and let others see it, simply because she couldnt talk to anyone. not saying it was the smartest or best choice but it doesnt mean its a bad thing all together. then again i know 99.9% of the cutters just do it for attention, for some at least it is an actual way of sending a message.
#332 - Well yeah, i'd rather have it and not need it than need it and… 06/20/2013 on Gun control 0
#329 - i know very well killing ain't easy and thank the lord i ain't… 06/20/2013 on Gun control 0
#36 - it's not bad at all and no its way way less kick. the 45. acp … 06/20/2013 on Gun control +2
#32 - ture but i'll stick with the good ol' 45. ACP  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Gun control +2
User avatar #34 - Maroon (06/20/2013) [-]
How bad is the kick on a .45? Is it as bad as the kick from a .50 like the Desert Eagle?
#36 - eviltwin (06/20/2013) [-]
it's not bad at all and no its way way less kick. the 45. acp bullet force measured in joules ranges from 477J to 835J while the 50. AE ranges from 1,666J to 2,200J, so the 50.AE is just a way more powerful round ruslting in much much more recoil.
#2 - Thats what gave me a feel not the girl that cuts, just that poor kid.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2013 on feely feels +189
#317 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
the little boy still shouldnt have had to be exposed to that at that age...

fucking have some decency and cover up if youre going to be dumb enough to do that, the children shouldnt have to see it
#88 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
cause I'M A MAN

seriously guys you are rustling my fucking jonathans a little too much
#126 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
Le moonkey face lel Mai name is Jonathan lol xDDDD
#26 - Picture 06/20/2013 on Gun control +7
#25 - i'd rather make sure that my attacker ain't gettin up  [+] (10 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Gun control +2
User avatar #67 - Riukanojutsu (06/20/2013) [-]
Less than lethal weapon are made so that you dont need to kill a guy. You see, the police use them, that must mean that someone, somewhere realised it want necessary to kill a guy when hes being violent. That can also mean that killing the guy is not necessary the solution. Killing someone is not easy on the psych, if you think otherwise youre ether a psycopath or you played too much cowadooty and assume youre tough shit because of it.
User avatar #329 - eviltwin (06/20/2013) [-]
i know very well killing ain't easy and thank the lord i ain't had do it yet. but my point is that i carry because i know tasers and pepper sprays work less often than a bullet does and when i'm defending myself and possibly others i want the more effective method. I'm not saying that those non-lethal methods don't work i'm it's just that they're less likely to work
#87 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Because they're not effective at stopping people as guns are, more people have been know to shrug of tazers/mace than they have to be unaffected by a gunshot, I don't want something i'm literally entrusting my life to to maybe work on certain people.
User avatar #88 - Riukanojutsu (06/20/2013) [-]
99% of the time its efficient.
Youd rather kill someone over 1%?
User avatar #332 - eviltwin (06/20/2013) [-]
Well yeah, i'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it
#92 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Because the 1% of people it doesn't work on are going to be the 1% i need it to work on, and tazers/mace don't work even 99% of the time especially with all the adrenaline of the situation.
#30 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
so do i with the defender
#32 - eviltwin (06/20/2013) [-]
ture but i'll stick with the good ol' 45. ACP
User avatar #34 - Maroon (06/20/2013) [-]
How bad is the kick on a .45? Is it as bad as the kick from a .50 like the Desert Eagle?
#36 - eviltwin (06/20/2013) [-]
it's not bad at all and no its way way less kick. the 45. acp bullet force measured in joules ranges from 477J to 835J while the 50. AE ranges from 1,666J to 2,200J, so the 50.AE is just a way more powerful round ruslting in much much more recoil.
#29 - really?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2013 on so cash -8
User avatar #34 - conordalymcr (06/19/2013) [-]
Is it your OC?
User avatar #31 - aeric (06/19/2013) [-]
ripped from reddit anyways. Both of you are in the wrong.
User avatar #69 - pdvamp (06/19/2013) [-]
I saw on Facebook yesterday... who cares where it is from... its funny that's what i care about
#44 - donaldducksdick (06/19/2013) [-]
#62 - well **** and you never know with anima  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Quite a stretch 0
#68 - thisotherdude (05/28/2013) [-]
Wanna play guess the gender? You will be asked three times to guess the gender of certain characters, if you guess correctly all three times you will get a prize.

Which gender is the character in this picture?
#64 - mogred (05/28/2013) [-]
In anime its better if you just expect everything to be a trap
User avatar #72 - tehnoobpwnzor (05/28/2013) [-]
fuck it if they're traps! if they're cute and look like girls they still got a mouth and a butt!
#58 - is she a trap?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Quite a stretch 0
#60 - mogred (05/28/2013) [-]
Nymph... No
girl in this pic... Yes
#71 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
It's technically rule 63 of the dude above. So it isn't a trap.
#62 - eviltwin (05/28/2013) [-]
well shit and you never know with anima
#68 - thisotherdude (05/28/2013) [-]
Wanna play guess the gender? You will be asked three times to guess the gender of certain characters, if you guess correctly all three times you will get a prize.

Which gender is the character in this picture?
#64 - mogred (05/28/2013) [-]
In anime its better if you just expect everything to be a trap
User avatar #72 - tehnoobpwnzor (05/28/2013) [-]
fuck it if they're traps! if they're cute and look like girls they still got a mouth and a butt!
#52 - can i have the name of that character i need it for ... um research  [+] (8 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Quite a stretch 0
#55 - mogred (05/28/2013) [-]
Nymph
she never actually says anything close to that btw... happy researching
User avatar #58 - eviltwin (05/28/2013) [-]
is she a trap?
#60 - mogred (05/28/2013) [-]
Nymph... No
girl in this pic... Yes
#71 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
It's technically rule 63 of the dude above. So it isn't a trap.
#62 - eviltwin (05/28/2013) [-]
well shit and you never know with anima
#68 - thisotherdude (05/28/2013) [-]
Wanna play guess the gender? You will be asked three times to guess the gender of certain characters, if you guess correctly all three times you will get a prize.

Which gender is the character in this picture?
#64 - mogred (05/28/2013) [-]
In anime its better if you just expect everything to be a trap
User avatar #72 - tehnoobpwnzor (05/28/2013) [-]
fuck it if they're traps! if they're cute and look like girls they still got a mouth and a butt!
#222 - Picture 05/19/2013 on mrskyler's profile 0
#217 - Picture 05/17/2013 on holiday snap +2
#45 - ****** backs. give a forward a shot at him 05/15/2013 on description +2
#57 - well it is french 05/06/2013 on All-in-one +9
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on heeeelllllooooo nurse! +18
#6 - inevitabledeath (05/05/2013) [-]
I'd hit that...
#7 - inevitabledeath (05/05/2013) [-]
sorry, both not meant to be a reply, clicked the wrong button
#23 - Picture 05/04/2013 on Gardevoir flash (2) 0
#5 - Picture 05/03/2013 on Morbid artwork +5
#42 - hey whatever floats your boat 04/28/2013 on Why? +1
#158 - Picture 04/21/2013 on Muricaaaa +1

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User avatar #14 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I think there is a limit to view-able comment on statuses
User avatar #36 to #14 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
i have no idea maybe get more specific?
User avatar #37 to #36 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I found yaoi~
User avatar #38 to #37 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
and theirs a lot of traps too
User avatar #40 to #39 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
yup thats about all tumblr's good for
User avatar #15 to #14 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
maybe.
so do you wanna get soul raper?
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I think it would certainly be an interesting ordeal.
User avatar #17 to #16 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
your a little freaky, i like that.
#18 to #17 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
You can't say things like that
You can't say things like that
#19 to #18 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
why not?
why not?
#20 to #19 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I have a boyfriend
User avatar #21 to #20 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
so. soul rape is kinda freaky, and your a nice girl. via i like you in a non-sexual way
User avatar #22 to #21 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Hooray!
#23 to #22 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
plus i have no idea what you look like. but still your a nice person
#24 to #23 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm black and fat :3
I'm black and fat :3
#26 to #25 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Nah I'm a little white girl
Nah I'm a little white girl
User avatar #27 to #26 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
had feeling. i think you'd be hard pressed to find a fat black pan-sexual who's on FJ.

User avatar #29 to #27 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Well **** now I want to find one
User avatar #30 to #29 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
i doubt you will because the majority of people on FJ are white males. you might have better luck on tumblr
User avatar #31 to #30 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
No I'm not going to tumblr, white chicks are pretty annoying
User avatar #32 to #31 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
lol thats pretty true. but tumblr has good porn blogs
User avatar #33 to #32 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I had no idea there was porn on tumblr, and now I must find it
User avatar #34 to #33 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
its pics just go on tumblr and search any kind of porn and you can probably fine a couple blogs that post it
User avatar #35 to #34 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I typed in porn and it turned it into lol

wut.
User avatar #8 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
i must hear this regge dubstep.
User avatar #9 to #8 - eviltwin (10/13/2012) [-]
link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiUpnE3StmE&feature=related

and theres a lot more on youtube if you search for it
User avatar #10 to #9 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
still far too wubby for me.. dubsteo isn't for me...
User avatar #7 - kamehamehanurd (10/02/2012) [-]
More futa, I DEMAND IT!
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