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#1 - Picture 02/03/2014 on a breif history of sweden +2
#9 - Picture 02/03/2014 on ITT post your funniest... +2
#148 - Picture 02/02/2014 on Twist 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Plan of Kawaii +85
#25 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
stick this
#13 - joancod (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm laughing so hard. Perfect. Simply perfect.
#19 - Picture 01/31/2014 on This story made my balls... 0
#15 - Picture 01/28/2014 on K takes a bath 0
#16 - why don't you take a set over here?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on Dear god +11
#17 - monswine (01/26/2014) [-]
Chris Hansen! Oh No! It's a set up! I knew it!
#77497 - we'll fully forgive you when you post a video of you eating ch… 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#257 - make it like green FJ agian 01/23/2014 on How can I make the site... 0
#40 - i know that feel 01/23/2014 on Poor chuckie +2
#19201 - go gators please let this season be better 01/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#18 - not liking dicks on woman. what a faggot 01/20/2014 on 3 things according to 4chan +10
#56 - thats because browning designed (he also designed the 1911) bu… 01/20/2014 on Silenced .22 0
#52 - no the browning hi power is 9mm  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Silenced .22 0
User avatar #54 - wtfcantiusenumbrs (01/20/2014) [-]
You are right. I got it confused with their 1911
User avatar #56 - eviltwin (01/20/2014) [-]
thats because browning designed (he also designed the 1911) but he couldn't use anything for the 1911 design because colt owned the patents for it
#647 - Picture 01/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#18927 - i dont get why people hate a tebow so much. statistically he m…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #18928 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/19/2014) [-]
Actually lets look at it at another angle. Why is the Jets quarterback who went 8-8 this year still the quarterback? He made horrible decisions and had a TON of interceptions. Tony Romo went 8-7 and has a HUGE contract. Flacco went 8-8, big contract. Jay Cutler went 4-6, 7 year contract.

I don't get why these guys get good contracts but Russel Wilson and Kaepernick earn 500k - 850k per year... I think next year their salaries are going to go up.
#2 - Picture 01/19/2014 on We the people 0
#169 - i understand that because theres a lot of bad tv out there …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #174 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
oh, but some of the titans just look ridiculously stupid, in the anime it's to the point where you start laughing, which ruins it.
User avatar #172 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
It basically makes humans into ants and then humanity has to use "maneuver gear" and have some awesome fights. The appeal is basically how cruel it can be while looking awesome. I prefer the manga because the monochrome presentation had more impact and in the anime they seemed to have more hope (probably also due to the colored presentation).
#166 - idk man like im up for i good story but i don't want full on w…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #168 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Did this because I don't have anything to do. If you actually watched Highschool of the dead I'll tell you that it probably can't go worse.

I consider anime the same as normal tv because I've found a lot of anime with better story than anything I've seen on tv
User avatar #169 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i understand that because theres a lot of bad tv out there probably why i like movies better i guess im just gonna have to give it a try. what's the appeal to attack on titan? just curious
User avatar #174 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
oh, but some of the titans just look ridiculously stupid, in the anime it's to the point where you start laughing, which ruins it.
User avatar #172 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
It basically makes humans into ants and then humanity has to use "maneuver gear" and have some awesome fights. The appeal is basically how cruel it can be while looking awesome. I prefer the manga because the monochrome presentation had more impact and in the anime they seemed to have more hope (probably also due to the colored presentation).
#183 - man those people are ****** up. yeah i l… 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child 0
#155 - sorry i meant to preface that with ive heard that on two best …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #164 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Highschool of the dead = fanservice + fanservice + some zombies which aren't close to as relevant as making fanservice. Basically this show is shit.

You should watch Fate/zero if you want a story, interesting characters with depth and awesome fighting scenes along with a lot of other things.

Full metal alchemist brotherhood is great for pretty much the same reasons but it has comic relief and all the characters don't have as much depth but they're still lovable. It looses to Fate/zero in looks but their looks fit the individual shows great.

Shingeki no kyojin, you've probably seen enough shit here (I prefer the manga)

Danshi koukousei no nichijou hilarious because it makes actual jokes (it creates situations that are fun to see) that one can relate to.

Death note, Durarara, gintama, hunter x hunter, kuroko no basket, pandora hearts and a shitload of other good shows exist, you can check the plot on myanimelist.net/ (search bar in the top right corner).
User avatar #166 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
idk man like im up for i good story but i don't want full on weebo no offence
User avatar #168 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Did this because I don't have anything to do. If you actually watched Highschool of the dead I'll tell you that it probably can't go worse.

I consider anime the same as normal tv because I've found a lot of anime with better story than anything I've seen on tv
User avatar #169 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i understand that because theres a lot of bad tv out there probably why i like movies better i guess im just gonna have to give it a try. what's the appeal to attack on titan? just curious
User avatar #174 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
oh, but some of the titans just look ridiculously stupid, in the anime it's to the point where you start laughing, which ruins it.
User avatar #172 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
It basically makes humans into ants and then humanity has to use "maneuver gear" and have some awesome fights. The appeal is basically how cruel it can be while looking awesome. I prefer the manga because the monochrome presentation had more impact and in the anime they seemed to have more hope (probably also due to the colored presentation).
#170 - first why in the **** would be people be mad f at…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child 0
User avatar #171 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
It was the way I worded it, it came out like I was saying I would WANT my kid to have a disability.

Meh, I think it's good that at least our generation for the most part doesn't want kids even now, when they are 18 and over. The 12 year olds today are already trying in some places, and it scares me.
User avatar #183 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
man those people are fucked up.

yeah i like kids shouldn't be having kids. idk if they tryin or if shit just happens but my moms told me stories about girls a young a 10 be pregnant. shits fucked up
#163 - i get that if it isn't yours you don't care about it but i hav…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child 0
User avatar #167 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Maybe.

People have gotten super pissed at me for this, but I wouldn't really mind if my child was born with a disability like downs. Not to say I want them to have downs, just that I would not be upset over it.

Personally I think most downs syndrome children are quite sweet. Smelly and gross like any other children, but their sweet and often innocent personalities typically stay the same all through their lives.

It'd be harder in some ways than a normal child, and yet, probably much easier on me. I dunno why. I'm not ready though for one yet, downs or no downs.
User avatar #170 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
first why in the fuck would be people be mad f at you for saying that you would love your kid regardless. and yeah they are and he was like i walked in and he decided i was his friend and it was great and for my experience and my mother (a nurse for 25+ years) most down syndrome people are sweet as hell. last fine that you're not ready for one your young, just cause i am doesn't mean you have to be, we all different man
User avatar #171 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
It was the way I worded it, it came out like I was saying I would WANT my kid to have a disability.

Meh, I think it's good that at least our generation for the most part doesn't want kids even now, when they are 18 and over. The 12 year olds today are already trying in some places, and it scares me.
User avatar #183 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
man those people are fucked up.

yeah i like kids shouldn't be having kids. idk if they tryin or if shit just happens but my moms told me stories about girls a young a 10 be pregnant. shits fucked up
#151 - any reason why? like if i was in that situation i would do it …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child 0
User avatar #158 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
I put this in an above comment, but for one

I have a cell phone, and I hate it because I feel it's so needy. It needs charging, new minutes every few months, a renewed plan every few months, and if I lose it I get yelled at.

I feel like it'd be the same way for a kid. I'm not good with things that need. Even so, if it was my kid it might turn out to be fine, since it'd be mine.

The other reason is they are germ and poop factories. My friend's three year old sister once pooped in front of us right onto the floor, and another time one of my younger cousins decided to have a snot fest in the entire house, leaving boogers and god knows what else everywhere. They're gross, loud, and annoying to me, which proves I'm probably not mature enough to handle one.

However, I have older friends who have had kids despite the same issues I have with them, and they love their kid(s) to death. Everyone else's children can go fall off a swingset, but theirs are like precious gold. So my attitude might change if I had one by accident, or even if later on down the line decided to have just one.
User avatar #163 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i get that if it isn't yours you don't care about it but i have this older friend that has a kid with downs and the first time i met him i fell in love with this kid and idk why, like i said maybe i'm just that guy.
User avatar #167 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Maybe.

People have gotten super pissed at me for this, but I wouldn't really mind if my child was born with a disability like downs. Not to say I want them to have downs, just that I would not be upset over it.

Personally I think most downs syndrome children are quite sweet. Smelly and gross like any other children, but their sweet and often innocent personalities typically stay the same all through their lives.

It'd be harder in some ways than a normal child, and yet, probably much easier on me. I dunno why. I'm not ready though for one yet, downs or no downs.
User avatar #170 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
first why in the fuck would be people be mad f at you for saying that you would love your kid regardless. and yeah they are and he was like i walked in and he decided i was his friend and it was great and for my experience and my mother (a nurse for 25+ years) most down syndrome people are sweet as hell. last fine that you're not ready for one your young, just cause i am doesn't mean you have to be, we all different man
User avatar #171 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
It was the way I worded it, it came out like I was saying I would WANT my kid to have a disability.

Meh, I think it's good that at least our generation for the most part doesn't want kids even now, when they are 18 and over. The 12 year olds today are already trying in some places, and it scares me.
User avatar #183 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
man those people are fucked up.

yeah i like kids shouldn't be having kids. idk if they tryin or if shit just happens but my moms told me stories about girls a young a 10 be pregnant. shits fucked up
#145 - ive always heard cowboy bebop was a really good starter anime  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #149 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
well... that kinda came out of nowhere... THIS IS TTGL!

it's ok, I'd say it's highly overrated but not a bad show
User avatar #155 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
sorry i meant to preface that with ive heard that on two best friends play. sorry ive been drinkin. but i have watched a little highschool of the dead but i never got in to it
User avatar #164 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Highschool of the dead = fanservice + fanservice + some zombies which aren't close to as relevant as making fanservice. Basically this show is shit.

You should watch Fate/zero if you want a story, interesting characters with depth and awesome fighting scenes along with a lot of other things.

Full metal alchemist brotherhood is great for pretty much the same reasons but it has comic relief and all the characters don't have as much depth but they're still lovable. It looses to Fate/zero in looks but their looks fit the individual shows great.

Shingeki no kyojin, you've probably seen enough shit here (I prefer the manga)

Danshi koukousei no nichijou hilarious because it makes actual jokes (it creates situations that are fun to see) that one can relate to.

Death note, Durarara, gintama, hunter x hunter, kuroko no basket, pandora hearts and a shitload of other good shows exist, you can check the plot on myanimelist.net/ (search bar in the top right corner).
User avatar #166 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
idk man like im up for i good story but i don't want full on weebo no offence
User avatar #168 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Did this because I don't have anything to do. If you actually watched Highschool of the dead I'll tell you that it probably can't go worse.

I consider anime the same as normal tv because I've found a lot of anime with better story than anything I've seen on tv
User avatar #169 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i understand that because theres a lot of bad tv out there probably why i like movies better i guess im just gonna have to give it a try. what's the appeal to attack on titan? just curious
User avatar #174 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
oh, but some of the titans just look ridiculously stupid, in the anime it's to the point where you start laughing, which ruins it.
User avatar #172 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
It basically makes humans into ants and then humanity has to use "maneuver gear" and have some awesome fights. The appeal is basically how cruel it can be while looking awesome. I prefer the manga because the monochrome presentation had more impact and in the anime they seemed to have more hope (probably also due to the colored presentation).

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User avatar #14 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I think there is a limit to view-able comment on statuses
User avatar #36 to #14 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
i have no idea maybe get more specific?
User avatar #37 to #36 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I found yaoi~
User avatar #38 to #37 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
and theirs a lot of traps too
User avatar #40 to #39 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
yup thats about all tumblr's good for
User avatar #15 to #14 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
maybe.
so do you wanna get soul raper?
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I think it would certainly be an interesting ordeal.
User avatar #17 to #16 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
your a little freaky, i like that.
#18 to #17 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
You can't say things like that
You can't say things like that
#19 to #18 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
why not?
why not?
#20 to #19 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I have a boyfriend
User avatar #21 to #20 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
so. soul rape is kinda freaky, and your a nice girl. via i like you in a non-sexual way
User avatar #22 to #21 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Hooray!
#23 to #22 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
plus i have no idea what you look like. but still your a nice person
#24 to #23 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm black and fat :3
I'm black and fat :3
#26 to #25 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Nah I'm a little white girl
Nah I'm a little white girl
User avatar #27 to #26 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
had feeling. i think you'd be hard pressed to find a fat black pan-sexual who's on FJ.

User avatar #29 to #27 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Well **** now I want to find one
User avatar #30 to #29 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
i doubt you will because the majority of people on FJ are white males. you might have better luck on tumblr
User avatar #31 to #30 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
No I'm not going to tumblr, white chicks are pretty annoying
User avatar #32 to #31 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
lol thats pretty true. but tumblr has good porn blogs
User avatar #33 to #32 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I had no idea there was porn on tumblr, and now I must find it
User avatar #34 to #33 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
its pics just go on tumblr and search any kind of porn and you can probably fine a couple blogs that post it
User avatar #35 to #34 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I typed in porn and it turned it into lol

wut.
User avatar #8 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
i must hear this regge dubstep.
User avatar #9 to #8 - eviltwin (10/13/2012) [-]
link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiUpnE3StmE&feature=related

and theres a lot more on youtube if you search for it
User avatar #10 to #9 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
still far too wubby for me.. dubsteo isn't for me...
User avatar #7 - kamehamehanurd (10/02/2012) [-]
More futa, I DEMAND IT!
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