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Age: 18
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/26/2014
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#9 - damn grass fairies 10/28/2012 on uhhhh.. 0
#74 - Picture 10/28/2012 on LOL 0
#47 - Picture 10/28/2012 on LOL +3
#10 - Picture 10/28/2012 on Does it matter what I write... +1
#39 - how i would flirt if i was a girl. 10/27/2012 on Wtfuckme +2
#28 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2012 on LOL +6
#46 - SilverBullet (10/28/2012) [-]
#47 - eviltwin (10/28/2012) [-]
#24 - Picture 10/27/2012 on (3) Tumblr +4
#184 - Picture 10/27/2012 on I Never Asked For These Feels +4
#82 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on Lieutenant Dan! +15
#92 - beehavior (10/27/2012) [-]
Dina. ,SON HAS THE LOG IN CUNT. BEE/ DUBOC RYAN
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2012 on hot jeff the killer?!?! +3
#2 - aguilve (10/24/2012) [-]
Here. Have this.
#4 - shouldn't it be a banana 10/24/2012 on How to start a raveparty in... +2
#1 - Picture 10/23/2012 on Every time I shower... +2
#6641 - try bumping up they wight and do 3x7 10/23/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#6639 - its an ok start how many sets and reps are you doing?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #6640 - xgameloverx (10/23/2012) [-]
usually 5 sets of 10
User avatar #6641 - eviltwin (10/23/2012) [-]
try bumping up they wight and do 3x7
#6636 - yes if its olympic sized its 45 lbs.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
User avatar #6638 - xgameloverx (10/23/2012) [-]
I only have been bench pressing, for about a week now (I didn't even lift weights or do push ups before) is 105lb a good amount for me. I am 5'7" and weight around 140lb.
User avatar #6639 - eviltwin (10/23/2012) [-]
its an ok start how many sets and reps are you doing?
User avatar #6640 - xgameloverx (10/23/2012) [-]
usually 5 sets of 10
User avatar #6641 - eviltwin (10/23/2012) [-]
try bumping up they wight and do 3x7
#8 - Picture 10/23/2012 on This isn't right. +13
#2 - Picture 10/23/2012 on I don't get it +1
#33 - Picture 10/22/2012 on How it went down 0
#107 - Picture 10/22/2012 on this sandwich is fucking... +3
#4146 - well how bout them gators? 10/21/2012 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#44 - Picture 10/21/2012 on lich king gangnam style +9
#20 - because it doesn't say it in the bottom right of the picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on snake eater? +1
#21 - basstard (10/20/2012) [-]
Well shit.
mfv
#84 - denenftliy 10/20/2012 on ha! -1
#81 - good to know that happens  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2012 on ha! -1
User avatar #82 - iizpurple (10/20/2012) [-]
better some sparks then a chink of steel in your face
User avatar #84 - eviltwin (10/20/2012) [-]
denenftliy
#49 - yeah i know your best bet is the bolt cutters  [+] (9 new replies) 10/19/2012 on ha! +18
User avatar #67 - iizpurple (10/20/2012) [-]
not if the lock is hardened. I used to have to take off a lock a day on a cadet base (kids kept losing keys, forgetting combo's, etc.) and hardened locks always sucked, because occasionally they'd shatter into multiple pieces that went flying off everywhere. one got stuck in my arm, and it took me ten minutes of digging to get the damn thing out.

TL;DR? hardened locks shatter when cut with bolt cutters, hard enough to go shooting through skin.
User avatar #223 - kneesocks (10/20/2012) [-]
Cadet base? awesome
User avatar #171 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (10/20/2012) [-]
Then why didn't you make them cut it off?
User avatar #259 - iizpurple (10/20/2012) [-]
liability issues. If they get hurt, we get in shit.
#275 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (10/20/2012) [-]
Makes sense.
User avatar #81 - eviltwin (10/20/2012) [-]
good to know that happens
User avatar #82 - iizpurple (10/20/2012) [-]
better some sparks then a chink of steel in your face
User avatar #84 - eviltwin (10/20/2012) [-]
denenftliy
#51 - xuvious (10/19/2012) [-]
yes indeed

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User avatar #14 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I think there is a limit to view-able comment on statuses
User avatar #36 to #14 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
i have no idea maybe get more specific?
User avatar #37 to #36 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I found yaoi~
User avatar #38 to #37 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
and theirs a lot of traps too
User avatar #40 to #39 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
yup thats about all tumblr's good for
User avatar #15 to #14 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
maybe.
so do you wanna get soul raper?
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I think it would certainly be an interesting ordeal.
User avatar #17 to #16 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
your a little freaky, i like that.
#18 to #17 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
You can't say things like that
You can't say things like that
#19 to #18 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
why not?
why not?
#20 to #19 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I have a boyfriend
User avatar #21 to #20 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
so. soul rape is kinda freaky, and your a nice girl. via i like you in a non-sexual way
User avatar #22 to #21 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Hooray!
#23 to #22 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
plus i have no idea what you look like. but still your a nice person
#24 to #23 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm black and fat :3
I'm black and fat :3
#26 to #25 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Nah I'm a little white girl
Nah I'm a little white girl
User avatar #27 to #26 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
had feeling. i think you'd be hard pressed to find a fat black pan-sexual who's on FJ.

User avatar #29 to #27 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Well shit now I want to find one
User avatar #30 to #29 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
i doubt you will because the majority of people on FJ are white males. you might have better luck on tumblr
User avatar #31 to #30 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
No I'm not going to tumblr, white chicks are pretty annoying
User avatar #32 to #31 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
lol thats pretty true. but tumblr has good porn blogs
User avatar #33 to #32 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I had no idea there was porn on tumblr, and now I must find it
User avatar #34 to #33 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
its pics just go on tumblr and search any kind of porn and you can probably fine a couple blogs that post it
User avatar #35 to #34 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I typed in porn and it turned it into lol

wut.
User avatar #8 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
i must hear this regge dubstep.
User avatar #9 to #8 - eviltwin (10/13/2012) [-]
link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiUpnE3StmE&feature=related

and theres a lot more on youtube if you search for it
User avatar #10 to #9 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
still far too wubby for me.. dubsteo isn't for me...
User avatar #7 - kamehamehanurd (10/02/2012) [-]
More futa, I DEMAND IT!
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