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#40 - rainbowtacos (12/20/2012) [-]
Bitch I'm fabulous
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#30 - IT'S TENDERMAN. slender mans sassy gay brother  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2012 on mom +93
User avatar #38 - rainbowtacos (12/20/2012) [-]
*Trendyman*
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#40 - rainbowtacos (12/20/2012) [-]
Bitch I'm fabulous
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#26 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Horrible Javelin Misfire -4
User avatar #27 - notafag (12/20/2012) [-]
>America
>DPM
>British Mk.6 Helmet

Nigga, do you even military?
#28 - eviltwin (12/21/2012) [-]
#105 - iv'e seen this a bunch of times but what is it from? 12/20/2012 on Browsing facebook on 21st... 0
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#241 - well an assault rifle has to have fully automatic capabilities…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on Legal/Illegal: Know the... 0
User avatar #242 - Shramin (12/20/2012) [-]
That makes sense, thanks
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#172 - yup i saw it on the news yesterday and when they were talking …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Legal/Illegal: Know the... 0
User avatar #240 - Shramin (12/19/2012) [-]
Alrighty then, on the side of this convo, you mentioned not to call the weapons assault rifles, are they meant to be called Automatic Rifles or something along the lines of what form of rifles they are instead?
User avatar #241 - eviltwin (12/20/2012) [-]
well an assault rifle has to have fully automatic capabilities. to get one of those in america you need a class 3 license and the capital to afford one (an M-16 being around 12,000+$). the proper term would be the name of the rifle, in most of these cases an AR-15. But semi-automatic rifle works. of-course semi-auto means it will only shoot on bullet at a time, so 1 trigger pull = 1 bullet.
User avatar #242 - Shramin (12/20/2012) [-]
That makes sense, thanks
#113 - i know it's go damned magical  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Legal/Illegal: Know the... +3
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#117 - appleisland (12/18/2012) [-]
#107 - it's fine just don't like the term because it tricks ignorant …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Legal/Illegal: Know the... +3
#112 - pjoach (12/18/2012) [-]
Guys thumbs up for a logical discussion over the internet...
#113 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
i know it's go damned magical
#116 - iron has deleted their comment.
#117 - appleisland (12/18/2012) [-]
#102 - that's fair she should have taken precautions no just because…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Legal/Illegal: Know the... +3
User avatar #120 - Shramin (12/18/2012) [-]
Military style rifle? people actually say that?
User avatar #172 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
yup i saw it on the news yesterday and when they were talking about the shooting in Oregon
User avatar #240 - Shramin (12/19/2012) [-]
Alrighty then, on the side of this convo, you mentioned not to call the weapons assault rifles, are they meant to be called Automatic Rifles or something along the lines of what form of rifles they are instead?
User avatar #241 - eviltwin (12/20/2012) [-]
well an assault rifle has to have fully automatic capabilities. to get one of those in america you need a class 3 license and the capital to afford one (an M-16 being around 12,000+$). the proper term would be the name of the rifle, in most of these cases an AR-15. But semi-automatic rifle works. of-course semi-auto means it will only shoot on bullet at a time, so 1 trigger pull = 1 bullet.
User avatar #242 - Shramin (12/20/2012) [-]
That makes sense, thanks
User avatar #104 - GhandisPimpCane (12/18/2012) [-]
Lol my bad I keep forgetting that term makes the semi auto rifles sound like they are fully auto full metal jacket rifles
#108 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
Nice to see a civilized conversation that actually makes pro-gun people look intelligent, those damn liberals always harp on about idiots and let a few bad apples spoil the bunch.
User avatar #107 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
it's fine just don't like the term because it tricks ignorant people which just wrong especially when a news source uses the term.
#112 - pjoach (12/18/2012) [-]
Guys thumbs up for a logical discussion over the internet...
#113 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
i know it's go damned magical
#116 - iron has deleted their comment.
#117 - appleisland (12/18/2012) [-]
#100 - that's true but a gun doesn't do much good if it's locked up,…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Legal/Illegal: Know the... +2
User avatar #101 - GhandisPimpCane (12/18/2012) [-]
I believe the mother taught her kid gun safety as a way to teach responsibility, however that backfired, sorry bout the pun. I meant for the assault rifle she owned to be locked up. Having a hand gun in the night stand by the bed is fine for home defense or an easily accessible drawer. However, for an assault rifle must people wont use that for home defense but rather recreation shooting.
User avatar #102 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
that's fair she should have taken precautions no just because of her son but for potential theft. and please don't call an AR-15 a "assault rifle" that's a buzz word made up by the media to scare people how don't know better, it's almost as bad as "military style rifle"
User avatar #120 - Shramin (12/18/2012) [-]
Military style rifle? people actually say that?
User avatar #172 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
yup i saw it on the news yesterday and when they were talking about the shooting in Oregon
User avatar #240 - Shramin (12/19/2012) [-]
Alrighty then, on the side of this convo, you mentioned not to call the weapons assault rifles, are they meant to be called Automatic Rifles or something along the lines of what form of rifles they are instead?
User avatar #241 - eviltwin (12/20/2012) [-]
well an assault rifle has to have fully automatic capabilities. to get one of those in america you need a class 3 license and the capital to afford one (an M-16 being around 12,000+$). the proper term would be the name of the rifle, in most of these cases an AR-15. But semi-automatic rifle works. of-course semi-auto means it will only shoot on bullet at a time, so 1 trigger pull = 1 bullet.
User avatar #242 - Shramin (12/20/2012) [-]
That makes sense, thanks
User avatar #104 - GhandisPimpCane (12/18/2012) [-]
Lol my bad I keep forgetting that term makes the semi auto rifles sound like they are fully auto full metal jacket rifles
#108 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
Nice to see a civilized conversation that actually makes pro-gun people look intelligent, those damn liberals always harp on about idiots and let a few bad apples spoil the bunch.
User avatar #107 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
it's fine just don't like the term because it tricks ignorant people which just wrong especially when a news source uses the term.
#112 - pjoach (12/18/2012) [-]
Guys thumbs up for a logical discussion over the internet...
#113 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
i know it's go damned magical
#116 - iron has deleted their comment.
#117 - appleisland (12/18/2012) [-]
#98 - and god do they, i remember today i heard on the news them say…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Legal/Illegal: Know the... +4
User avatar #99 - GhandisPimpCane (12/18/2012) [-]
I know. I hate how anti gun advocates automatically blame guns. They try to manipulate tragedies to give themselves some rare support for their cause. Guns are a tool and require a humans decision to fire. To be honest though she should have had a gun safe, or like my dad has a lockable suitcase with a cut out to fit his .357. I mean I know in two years, when i can finally can get a hang gun, i will make sure no one will be able to gain access to it besides me.
User avatar #100 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
that's true but a gun doesn't do much good if it's locked up, so more what you need to do is teach the people in your home how to be responsible and safe with a gun and of course mounter them especially if there is a special needs person in your home or hell just any one that's you and/or inexperienced with guns.
User avatar #101 - GhandisPimpCane (12/18/2012) [-]
I believe the mother taught her kid gun safety as a way to teach responsibility, however that backfired, sorry bout the pun. I meant for the assault rifle she owned to be locked up. Having a hand gun in the night stand by the bed is fine for home defense or an easily accessible drawer. However, for an assault rifle must people wont use that for home defense but rather recreation shooting.
User avatar #102 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
that's fair she should have taken precautions no just because of her son but for potential theft. and please don't call an AR-15 a "assault rifle" that's a buzz word made up by the media to scare people how don't know better, it's almost as bad as "military style rifle"
User avatar #120 - Shramin (12/18/2012) [-]
Military style rifle? people actually say that?
User avatar #172 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
yup i saw it on the news yesterday and when they were talking about the shooting in Oregon
User avatar #240 - Shramin (12/19/2012) [-]
Alrighty then, on the side of this convo, you mentioned not to call the weapons assault rifles, are they meant to be called Automatic Rifles or something along the lines of what form of rifles they are instead?
User avatar #241 - eviltwin (12/20/2012) [-]
well an assault rifle has to have fully automatic capabilities. to get one of those in america you need a class 3 license and the capital to afford one (an M-16 being around 12,000+$). the proper term would be the name of the rifle, in most of these cases an AR-15. But semi-automatic rifle works. of-course semi-auto means it will only shoot on bullet at a time, so 1 trigger pull = 1 bullet.
User avatar #242 - Shramin (12/20/2012) [-]
That makes sense, thanks
User avatar #104 - GhandisPimpCane (12/18/2012) [-]
Lol my bad I keep forgetting that term makes the semi auto rifles sound like they are fully auto full metal jacket rifles
#108 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
Nice to see a civilized conversation that actually makes pro-gun people look intelligent, those damn liberals always harp on about idiots and let a few bad apples spoil the bunch.
User avatar #107 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
it's fine just don't like the term because it tricks ignorant people which just wrong especially when a news source uses the term.
#112 - pjoach (12/18/2012) [-]
Guys thumbs up for a logical discussion over the internet...
#113 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
i know it's go damned magical
#116 - iron has deleted their comment.
#117 - appleisland (12/18/2012) [-]
#96 - i'm a gun guy so i gotta know the laws  [+] (18 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Legal/Illegal: Know the... +5
User avatar #97 - GhandisPimpCane (12/18/2012) [-]
Indeed, all gun owners should so the media does not represent gun owners being gun crazy and irresponsible.
User avatar #98 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
and god do they, i remember today i heard on the news them say that they were trying to find out if that mother broke any laws by having guns in a home with a mental handicapped person. i was one of the most ignorant conversations iv'e ever heard
User avatar #99 - GhandisPimpCane (12/18/2012) [-]
I know. I hate how anti gun advocates automatically blame guns. They try to manipulate tragedies to give themselves some rare support for their cause. Guns are a tool and require a humans decision to fire. To be honest though she should have had a gun safe, or like my dad has a lockable suitcase with a cut out to fit his .357. I mean I know in two years, when i can finally can get a hang gun, i will make sure no one will be able to gain access to it besides me.
User avatar #100 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
that's true but a gun doesn't do much good if it's locked up, so more what you need to do is teach the people in your home how to be responsible and safe with a gun and of course mounter them especially if there is a special needs person in your home or hell just any one that's you and/or inexperienced with guns.
User avatar #101 - GhandisPimpCane (12/18/2012) [-]
I believe the mother taught her kid gun safety as a way to teach responsibility, however that backfired, sorry bout the pun. I meant for the assault rifle she owned to be locked up. Having a hand gun in the night stand by the bed is fine for home defense or an easily accessible drawer. However, for an assault rifle must people wont use that for home defense but rather recreation shooting.
User avatar #102 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
that's fair she should have taken precautions no just because of her son but for potential theft. and please don't call an AR-15 a "assault rifle" that's a buzz word made up by the media to scare people how don't know better, it's almost as bad as "military style rifle"
User avatar #120 - Shramin (12/18/2012) [-]
Military style rifle? people actually say that?
User avatar #172 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
yup i saw it on the news yesterday and when they were talking about the shooting in Oregon
User avatar #240 - Shramin (12/19/2012) [-]
Alrighty then, on the side of this convo, you mentioned not to call the weapons assault rifles, are they meant to be called Automatic Rifles or something along the lines of what form of rifles they are instead?
User avatar #241 - eviltwin (12/20/2012) [-]
well an assault rifle has to have fully automatic capabilities. to get one of those in america you need a class 3 license and the capital to afford one (an M-16 being around 12,000+$). the proper term would be the name of the rifle, in most of these cases an AR-15. But semi-automatic rifle works. of-course semi-auto means it will only shoot on bullet at a time, so 1 trigger pull = 1 bullet.
User avatar #242 - Shramin (12/20/2012) [-]
That makes sense, thanks
User avatar #104 - GhandisPimpCane (12/18/2012) [-]
Lol my bad I keep forgetting that term makes the semi auto rifles sound like they are fully auto full metal jacket rifles
#108 - anonymous (12/18/2012) [-]
Nice to see a civilized conversation that actually makes pro-gun people look intelligent, those damn liberals always harp on about idiots and let a few bad apples spoil the bunch.
User avatar #107 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
it's fine just don't like the term because it tricks ignorant people which just wrong especially when a news source uses the term.
#112 - pjoach (12/18/2012) [-]
Guys thumbs up for a logical discussion over the internet...
#113 - eviltwin (12/18/2012) [-]
i know it's go damned magical
#116 - iron has deleted their comment.
#117 - appleisland (12/18/2012) [-]

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User avatar #14 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I think there is a limit to view-able comment on statuses
User avatar #36 to #14 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
i have no idea maybe get more specific?
User avatar #37 to #36 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I found yaoi~
User avatar #38 to #37 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
and theirs a lot of traps too
User avatar #40 to #39 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
yup thats about all tumblr's good for
User avatar #15 to #14 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
maybe.
so do you wanna get soul raper?
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I think it would certainly be an interesting ordeal.
User avatar #17 to #16 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
your a little freaky, i like that.
#18 to #17 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
You can't say things like that
You can't say things like that
#19 to #18 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
why not?
why not?
#20 to #19 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I have a boyfriend
User avatar #21 to #20 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
so. soul rape is kinda freaky, and your a nice girl. via i like you in a non-sexual way
User avatar #22 to #21 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Hooray!
#23 to #22 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
plus i have no idea what you look like. but still your a nice person
#24 to #23 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm black and fat :3
I'm black and fat :3
#26 to #25 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Nah I'm a little white girl
Nah I'm a little white girl
User avatar #27 to #26 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
had feeling. i think you'd be hard pressed to find a fat black pan-sexual who's on FJ.

User avatar #29 to #27 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Well **** now I want to find one
User avatar #30 to #29 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
i doubt you will because the majority of people on FJ are white males. you might have better luck on tumblr
User avatar #31 to #30 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
No I'm not going to tumblr, white chicks are pretty annoying
User avatar #32 to #31 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
lol thats pretty true. but tumblr has good porn blogs
User avatar #33 to #32 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I had no idea there was porn on tumblr, and now I must find it
User avatar #34 to #33 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
its pics just go on tumblr and search any kind of porn and you can probably fine a couple blogs that post it
User avatar #35 to #34 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I typed in porn and it turned it into lol

wut.
User avatar #8 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
i must hear this regge dubstep.
User avatar #9 to #8 - eviltwin (10/13/2012) [-]
link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiUpnE3StmE&feature=related

and theres a lot more on youtube if you search for it
User avatar #10 to #9 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
still far too wubby for me.. dubsteo isn't for me...
User avatar #7 - kamehamehanurd (10/02/2012) [-]
More futa, I DEMAND IT!
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