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#17 - staticwolf (08/17/2013) [-]
Wow, you are something special. Back to another storytime.
My ex, who I was with for two years, was just like this. Almost every single day, there'd be some form of argument or problem. Talking to my best friend (a girl), clearly I was talking about sleeping behind her back. Playing a video game, clearly I just didn't want to talk with her. How best to resolve this? Well apparently, her speaking her mind in an angry tone and me saying "No, that's not the case, it's actually just me talking to my friends/wanting to play a video game" wasn't enough. No, we needed a two to three hour argument which would last and potentially resume until the next day. More often than not, these would occur after a long day, and I'd want to go to sleep half way through her bitch raging at me whilst I literally couldn't stop saying "Calm down, it's nohing like that" and "You know I'd never do that." Literally, when someone's screaming at you on charges their deluded mind has created, there's not a whole lot you can say back except for "You're making problems, just stop."
My limit came when she wanted to move in. Despite all the arguments, she wanted so direly to move in with me, despite the fact I was at Uni. She would join my Uni, and live me with. On three seperate occassions, I said no, and when she put a deposit on a house to live in with me, I just had to end it, because she was thick as pig shit.
However, all stories have a happy ending (for me). Her new boyfriend of 4 months is a single father and she's moved in with him in his static caravan, and is potentially dropping out of Uni to work to help pay for her share.
And just to shock UK people (since living in a Static caravan permanently is practically unheard of in the UK), this is in the UK.
#26 - carlonord (08/17/2013) [-]
That's a fun story. I'm in my own little shitstorm right now were everywhere I look, there's some sort of bullshit happening.
I recently broke up with my first girlfriend of a year and a month, we stopped dating roughly in the middle of June, with our anniversary being on the 25th of May. Now, she's liked a guy who lives in a town an hour in a half away, she's just turned 16 and this boy is 17-18, I don't remember. She liked him even while we were dating, and she even told me about him alot of times, with praise of how great he was, while dating me. So on July 12th, they start dating, and I'm devastated, she was my first girlfriend and I loved her, through all the problems we had and fights, I still did...
Now the boy is apparently straight from heaven, he's got abs, he's cute, and says cute things, had his share of gfs, you know the type. And I'm jealous, because I'm 155 pounds roughly, 6ft, blonde hair and blue eyes, I'd say cute but apparently not her type, and she dated me anyway... She still says she loves me, and misses me, and is only really dating him because we didn't work out and cause she (ALREADY) loves him. Hell, two days ago I went to her house before she went to work because the night before we were talking, she was really upset because a girl who REALLY likes her new bf was cuddling him while drunk and upset.
So I come over and hug her, stroke her hair cause she's upset, yada yada... even giver her a back rub, because I'm really good at them and they calm her down, she keeps angling herself to let my hands move over her better and keep in mind, she's braless but not nude. At one point, she's even cuddling me, but she says that I don't smell like her bf and I breathe louder than he does...
I walk her halfway to work, then head home. When she gets back from work I ask her why she compared me to him, and it was to tell me that only he should be cuddling her, but then she tells me that she misses me cause I'm warm and soft, he's not.
#27 - carlonord (08/17/2013) [-]
I could tell you more about what's going on, things like she misses me, and this boy has a tendency of getting bored with girls, and she sometimes wishes her new bf was me, and it's all a mess.
Oh great FunnyJunk users! What the hell is going on and what do I do!
#42 - ikilledska (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm going through something very similar, though I haven't been successful with anything. My advice is to either distance yourself, or get the fuck out.
First of all, this is a girl who you've already done a song and dance with and now you want her back. This is a recipe for disaster in most cases, but it's your life and you have your reasons, but you still may want to re-examine the relationship and make sure it's right for you. Don't torture yourself because you don't want to be alone, you'll end up in the same exact spot in a very short time.
But anyways, I would recommend you distance yourself from her and try to date other women if possible. She is using you as an emotional whipping post and as long as you're available to do so, that's what it's going to be. Go out a bit and don't be shy about telling her if she asks. She will start to think, "If I don't do something soon, I might lose him forever."
Don't be the guy who holds her hand and reminds her that her boyfriend is shit. Not only will that probably not do anything except piss off the dude, but if she does leave you for him, it will be another thorn in the side of the relationship that you broke her up with her "soul mate" or some shit.
Again, this is just my 2 cents. I wish you the best of luck. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
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#28 - godhatesusall (07/27/2013) [-]
A couple thousand years of a primarily European Christian population, unwilling to believe that their savior was anything but a white straight male.
I'm not religious, but what I think happened was there was this chill ass bro (Kinda Gandhi style chill) named Jesus Christ (or something similar, Christ might be a European derivative) and he believed in peace and shit, went around with philosophical views, helping communities, etc. Maybe people thought he was a gift from a higher power, which in turn pissed off the Roman empire, and they assassinated that nigga, turned him into some sort of sacrificial device to maintain respect, and thus Christianity was at least evolved into a story about white people saving the world.
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