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#11 - Dust, dirt, and sweat that congeals together to form a paste o…  [+] (1 reply) 05/25/2016 on /pol/ack creates the... +8
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#12 - fistings (05/25/2016) [-]
that's disgusting. I clean my keyboard once a month to avoid such nastiness
#38 - From a lore perspective, some characters became legends and fo…  [+] (1 reply) 05/11/2016 on [Dark Souls 3] Quagmire +1
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#39 - bbboy (05/11/2016) [-]
>Completly forgotton about in DKS2 Excluding onion bro armor, that was just fanservice.

>Now legends and folklore

#12 - Cum has a pretty strong odor if it's left to sit. If you can'…  [+] (5 replies) 05/10/2016 on /r9k/ learns the truth +21
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#13 - samthediv (05/10/2016) [-]
Mitchell  Webb  Linden Trees Smell Of Cum
"Hey bro can you come over here a sec?"
"What is it bro?"
"Do I smell like cum bro?"
Great plan lad
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#122 - helgheimftw (05/11/2016) [-]
Nice video bud
#23 - wagastragas (05/10/2016) [-]
just ask if something smells weird
#114 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
"Smells like spunk bruh."
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#17 - lacking (05/10/2016) [-]
You need better friends, it seems
#27 - This is one of the most forced memes I've seen in a long time.  [+] (3 replies) 05/06/2016 on dat boi +33
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#75 - zenherp (05/06/2016) [-]
all memes are forced
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#68 - hornyfurry (05/06/2016) [-]
It's better than the pepe at least, pepe is just way too done now
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#51 - zipov (05/06/2016) [-]
Yeah, it's like that slow kid in the class made an even slower joke and some absolute losers are trying to make it into a meme.

This is junk, thumb it down.
#52 - Thumbnail and title are cancer, but this is the video  [+] (1 reply) 05/06/2016 on WHO TOLD THE NORMIEFAGS? 0
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#90 - mjdjoy (05/06/2016) [-]
Thanks fam
#6 - I heard in the USA someone got fined when a police officer fou…  [+] (4 replies) 05/02/2016 on /pol/ asks about booby traps +27
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#28 - thegamepixel (05/02/2016) [-]
I heard about this too. The guy kept getting robbed so he electrocuted his window. The robber came to his house through the window and died. The family of the robber won the case.
#18 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
The law is very clear on this point, booby trapping your home is illegal.
#25 - theruinedsage (05/02/2016) [-]
And for damn good reason.
#53 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
OK how about this...

Scenario 1: Signs posted at all entrances to property and every ten feet along walls and fences stating that the property is protected by armed computer guided turrets. The turret is a simple servo controlled mount with a servo to pull the trigger on a legally purchased firearm in my country. The armed computer guided turrets lock onto targets and send notifications to my cell phone asking for permission to engage intruders with a picture of the intruder. I tell it to ignore the neighbors dog that shits in my yard and the fedex guy that smashes my packages, but i approve engagement of the guy in the ski mask with a knife in my yard at 2:00 am. Do i go to jail for 1.A construction of this system 1.B Use of deadly force with this system?

Scenario 2: All the same posted warning signs as scenario 1 but instead its indiscriminate highly lethal spring loaded spike traps now. Do i go to jail for 2.A construction of this system 2.B Use of deadly force with this system?

Scenario 3: All the same posted warning signs as scenario 1 and 2 but instead its a big as fuck guard dog capable of delivering lethal force, and incapable of leaving the property. Do i go to jail for 3.A construction of this system 3.B Use of deadly force with this system?
#102 - Kind of a spoiler, but they do end up working as a team …  [+] (1 reply) 05/01/2016 on average mmo +1
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#116 - dharkmoswen (05/01/2016) [-]
I had no idea she was even in it, thanks.
#18 - Except people throw 1s onto strippers, not 20s  [+] (1 reply) 04/23/2016 on Anon gives his thoughts on... -1
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#20 - greatgatsby (04/23/2016) [-]
you clearly have never been to a strip club before...

throwing 1s will get you ignored by even the bar staff