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evilhomer

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Dank memes, dead dreamscomment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
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Youtube Channel: B
Steam Profile: C
Consoles Owned: easy
Video Games Played: as
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PSN: 2
Interests: 3
Date Signed Up:3/16/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Lithuania
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Someone actually came to my profile?! I'm so happy.... please don't leave.

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#1 - I feel sorry for him  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on One rage man +3
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#2 - duplat (01/11/2016) [-]
Why? His TIE fighter impression is pretty spot on TIE Fighter roar
#2 - *knoife  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2016 on You brought a knife to a... +156
#9 - pandasecret (22 hours ago) [-]
That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!
#86 - omegadynasty (9 hours ago) [-]
#24 - borderlineparanoid (19 hours ago) [-]
that's not a knife, that's a spoon.
#45 - yoshtar (15 hours ago) [-]
I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before
#11 - scuzzlebut (21 hours ago) [-]
**scuzzlebut used "*roll picture*"**
**scuzzlebut rolled image**

No, this is a kinfe
#19 - meaux (20 hours ago) [-]
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**meaux rolled image** Nu uh, THIS is a knife
#52 - joltzeke (14 hours ago) [-]
Had this on for ten minutes before I realized it was looping
#81 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
That's only three loops though, it's long.
#25 - iphony (19 hours ago) [-]
**iphony used "*roll picture*"**
**iphony rolled image** This is a knife!
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#21 - benaz (20 hours ago) [-]
Youtube source on this webm? Somebody
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#20 - meaux (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh god D:
#1 - Kojima looks hungry  [+] (12 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Dinner Lifehack +380
#19 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
Is... is that a Metal Gear jamón? I don't know if I should ask "why" or "where"
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#9 - Azacu (18 hours ago) [-]
That's because he finally got out of Konami's basement.
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#7 - heyfuckyoudipshit (22 hours ago) [-]
you fucking beat me too it
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#5 - borderlineparanoid (23 hours ago) [-]
He reminds me of that cat with all those hotdogs in front of it.
#13 - pulseythekid (15 hours ago) [-]
#4 - hollowedsouls (01/12/2016) [-]
you racist thats obviously Jackie chan an attempt at humor to fail metal gear
#27 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
i can't remember where i saw this,
sauce please?
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#29 - Azacu (5 hours ago) [-]
Even though you're anon, here.

www.adultswim.com/videos/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/its-not-jackie-chan/

directly from the website AND the youtube link if you guys want:
Tim And Eric, It's Not Jackie Chan (Original)
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#3 - mystogan (01/11/2016) [-]
dude reminds me of mordin from mass effect
#10 - darthblam (18 hours ago) [-]
I kinda see what you mean.
His mouth looks pretty similar.
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#11 - mystogan (18 hours ago) [-]
well i meant the eyes when they both squint. but yeah the mouth too.
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#22 - talldumbdork (7 hours ago) [-]
If you consider the glasses matching with the orbital bone of mordin, you can't unsee.
#7 - **evilhomer used "*roll picture*"** **evilhomer rolled ima… 01/11/2016 on CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank... +1
#4 - I lost it on the last one 01/11/2016 on CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank... +128
#2 - **evilhomer used "*roll 2, cah answer*"** **evilhomer rolls… 01/11/2016 on This happened +17
#1 - **evilhomer used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **evilhomer rol…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2016 on This happened +10
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#41 - vpiii (10 hours ago) [-]
**vpiii used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**vpiii rolls The four arms of Vishnu.**
**vpiii rolls BadWrongFun.**
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#37 - elreydenada (11 hours ago) [-]
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**elreydenada rolls A ratcatcher with a small but vicious dog.**
**elreydenada rolls Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.**
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#22 - lapsushominum (14 hours ago) [-]
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**lapsushominum rolls Centaurs.**
**lapsushominum rolls Jeff Goldblum.**
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#14 - legnak (17 hours ago) [-]
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**legnak rolls Asians who aren't good at math.**
**legnak rolls Menstruation.**
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#9 - iflirtwithanyone (20 hours ago) [-]
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**iflirtwithanyone rolls Projectile vomiting.**
**iflirtwithanyone rolls The forbidden fruit.**
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#7 - redrangerpower (01/12/2016) [-]
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**redrangerpower rolls Syphilitic insanity.**
**redrangerpower rolls A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.**
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#2 - evilhomer (01/11/2016) [-]
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**evilhomer rolls Making the penises kiss.**
**evilhomer rolls A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River."**
#1 - **evilhomer used "*roll picture*"** **evilhomer rolled ima…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Mama Mia Pizzariea 0
#9 - urapooper (20 hours ago) [-]
Danger 5 Season 2
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#12 - thelordofrepost (8 hours ago) [-]
Season 1 figgit
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#5 - baronvonwolfhausen (01/12/2016) [-]
Danger 5. It's on Netflix - one of the best shows out there
#1 - And for season 6, they won't even need to put the greyscale on…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... +305
#16 - vladherzog (23 hours ago) [-]
ahem ahem, ser jorah mormont
#3 - sirsnipes (01/11/2016) [-]
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**sirsnipes rolled image** full savage
#2 - TheKarts (01/11/2016) [-]
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**TheKarts rolled image** "How to lose your child, wife and your men loyalty 101"
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#78 - minthusman (6 hours ago) [-]
If you think half his army really deserted you crazy. He sent them around intentionally. And Brienne didn't kill him, most likely. And he'll always be the mannis, because he understands sacrifice.
#7 - qotsa (01/11/2016) [-]
and your "the mannis" status.
#42 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (11 hours ago) [-]
Sacrificing your only daughter for the benefit and lives of your men and hires sellswords? I say traitorous bastards only speak that way....
#34 - johnas (14 hours ago) [-]
I still love Stannis the Mannis, and I'm looking forward to him not being dead in season 6.
#1 - **evilhomer used "*roll picture*"** **evilhomer rolled ima… 01/11/2016 on dis teacher lol +1
#1 - Neat. How long you've been painting?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Painting I just finished (3) 0
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#4 - nexuiz (01/11/2016) [-]
I've been taking art classes since I was child. I've only been painting digitally for around 2 years.
#3 - You know what I think of this?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Gus n' Al +152
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#7 - Znoflats (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh u :3
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#316 - tapberry (11 hours ago) [-]
your comic is gong on /v/ LOL thred
#1 - Well you're not wrong  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on cute asian gets creampied +73
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#20 - itsbeowulftime (19 hours ago) [-]
But he is, that's a cake, not a cream pie!
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on IT +27
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#10 - komandantmirkoo (10 hours ago) [-]
google?

i thought all you had to do as an IT guy was update adobe reader.
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#8 - GmCity (16 hours ago) [-]
Anyone can Google, we get paid because we know what the page full of pointers means, and when the only result is a wall of code we say "oh that actually helps"
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#3 - Shiny (19 hours ago) [-]
You can tell them this to their faces and they still won't do it.

IT is the best.
#9 - sifterthesniperz (11 hours ago) [-]
You. I like your avatar. Text editor master race.
#3 - I dunno, maybe let that sink in 01/11/2016 on growing up +2
#1 - I'm an expert on Nazi animals, this one checks out 01/11/2016 on Hitler with his best friend. +4
#1 - That must be one comfy sink  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on growing up +23
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#6 - raidaltamimi (21 hours ago) [-]
#5 - brickfest (01/11/2016) [-]
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#2 - funnyhard (01/11/2016) [-]
Y U posting a pic of an empty sink, mane?
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#3 - evilhomer (01/11/2016) [-]
I dunno, maybe let that sink in
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Nice +20
#3 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** No, this is nice
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Oh anakin +309
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#27 - sgtmajjohnson (19 hours ago) [-]
When the Jedi Order asks you if you're mother's still a slave.
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#28 - sgtmajjohnson (18 hours ago) [-]
your.* My bad.
#20 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
Lol what parents?
#1 - **evilhomer used "*roll picture*"** **evilhomer rolled ima… 01/11/2016 on High school can be brutal 0
#1 - **evilhomer used "*roll picture*"** **evilhomer rolled ima… 01/11/2016 on A Spartan soldier & an orange +1
#1 - First time at a fancy restaurant 01/11/2016 on That's some quality H2O +8
#1 - There's still a possibility of them releasing it since they ha…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Half life 3 +43
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#72 - falxcariusbro (22 hours ago) [-]
Considering how long it's been, the story was probably already written out.
#26 - thepizzadevourer (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, couldn't the writer have already written the story, and now they're just waiting to develop the game? My personal theory is that Gabe wants to wait until VR/Oculus becomes widespread enough to release HL3 as a VR game.
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#108 - basedsource (19 hours ago) [-]
That could be a possibility, since they need a system seller title for the HTC Vive but from the demo they released it looks like its just going to be another portal game.
#118 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
And the portal game is directly connected to the half life series/world/universe.
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#62 - nicktrue (01/12/2016) [-]
Please be right
#14 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
oh god let it go, it's just a fucking game.
#21 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
You're the type of cunt who will use that justification to be a dick to people whilst playing games.
#16 - quenz (01/11/2016) [-]
Star Wars VII is to movies as Half-Life 3 is to video games.
#130 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
look how butthurt people are about VII, people cant accept that it sucked so bad
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#180 - vvardenfell (11 hours ago) [-]
"theu can't accept my opinion" fixed it for you, oh and, shut the fuck up anon, if you have something to say, log the fuck in.
#143 - quenz (14 hours ago) [-]
Okay, not everyone liked it, but a whole lot of people did and it was generally well-recieved.
#8 - quenz (01/11/2016) [-]
Come on, they've been working on HL3 for ages, is it so unrealistic to consider that his work there is done?
#1 - **evilhomer used "*roll picture*"** **evilhomer rolled ima… 01/11/2016 on Making a YouTube comment +5
#4 - When you write an unpopular opinion on the internet  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2016 on when girls say they are lonely +360
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#63 - ugoboom (11 hours ago) [-]
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
#64 - buttholee (11 hours ago) [-]
iunderstoodthatrefereance.jpeg
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#52 - wcpapier (16 hours ago) [-]
Eye rape is a huge problem in the modern western world, and thanks to the patriarchy woman are oppressed and dont get the same chances as men
and now we wait
#20 - savagechode (20 hours ago) [-]
fuck nigggers,,,,,,am i doing it right?
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#50 - trollmobile (16 hours ago) [-]
no that's the opposite.
#33 - JustintheWaysian (17 hours ago) [-]
what was the point of using commas?
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#24 - muffintime (19 hours ago) [-]
I don't have daddy problems
#23 - wadethegreat (19 hours ago) [-]
Thats the opposite of the right way to do it on this site you silly goose.

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#1578 - evilhomer (12/07/2015) [-]
stickied by evilhomer
User avatar #1625 - helpful (10 hours ago) [-]
Kur tu buvai , kai 9/11
User avatar #1624 - helpful (10 hours ago) [-]
tai laikas jums pradėti gerti sperma
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - evilhomer (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't know how to respond to that
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - helpful (8 hours ago) [-]

laikas velnių miesto didelis berniukas
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - evilhomer (8 hours ago) [-]
Your translation is waaaaaaaaaaay off
Time city of devils big boy is what you wrote
#1631 to #1630 - helpful (8 hours ago) [-]

matau nieko blogo
User avatar #1617 - mouldysandals (01/04/2016) [-]
thanks man !!
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - evilhomer (01/04/2016) [-]
no prob
#1616 - brcstar (01/01/2016) [-]
So close...
#1613 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry christmas lithuanian guy

i hope stuff gets better for you.. n stuff ._.
#1614 to #1613 - evilhomer (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
Thanks

Merry Christmas too you, too
User avatar #1609 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
#1610 to #1609 - evilhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
You too, admin-boy
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
= kek
User avatar #1602 - thehumanidiot ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
FPJPM-77523-D0YG0
User avatar #1606 to #1602 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
Shoutout to the user who stole the steam code thehumanidiot posted on my profile
#1611 to #1606 - sorryhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
Sorry, that was me. I feel bad about it though so if you link me your steam profile I'll buy you the game. Also, I'll pm you a few game codes for Origin.
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - evilhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
nah man, keep it.
I snoozed I lost
#1605 to #1601 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
**evilhomer used "*roll picture*"**
**evilhomer rolled image** All right, hello
#1599 - wax ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
hi. i looking at content you post and it very funny. i want be friend you me. not boyfriend. i am boy avo boyfriend. i be boyfriend if want but i friend and no homo sex.

picture bread
#1596 - profssortwntyight has deleted their comment [-]
#1593 to #1592 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
I tried replying to your status but you deleted it
#1594 to #1593 - evilhomer (12/20/2015) [-]
People were not ready to awake the masters
#1595 to #1594 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
but first....
User avatar #1589 - psychadelicace (12/13/2015) [-]
You have completely disappeared from the top 90 user rankings the ****
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - psychadelicace (12/13/2015) [-]
Nevermind lol
#1588 to #1587 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
why am i #1 again?

why aren't you in the top 90 anymore?

what the fug happen?
#1580 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
hurry up and take my spot bro

put me out of my misery
#1582 to #1581 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
GIF
at least i kept my promise

i said i'd take your spot

just didn't think it'd take this long

i'm guessing i have till the end of the month at most
#1576 - crlmsonhazard (12/06/2015) [-]
I am back for good this time. How do you feel about this?
#1573 - zerotzallander (11/25/2015) [-]
did you unmod or just turn off badge?
User avatar #1574 to #1573 - tepidteal (11/26/2015) [-]
He's not a mod anymore.
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - zerotzallander (11/26/2015) [-]
how did you aquire this info?
User avatar #1583 to #1575 - shadowrated (12/09/2015) [-]
he said he didn't want to be a mod anymore for a personal reason

i could be wrong
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - zerotzallander (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh well. irl's important after all
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - shadowrated (12/09/2015) [-]
definitely
User avatar #1567 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
>100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
(your former status)

If you don't have gym equipment and no money for a gym membership, be sure you mix up your routine.
Jumpsquats, lungewalk, push-ups with your hands close together or wide appart, core stability, tricep dips (chair or table) sprawls, burpees etc.
User avatar #1569 to #1568 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
I dont watch that anime garbage.

Just be start preppin for the racewar
#1570 to #1569 - evilhomer (11/24/2015) [-]
How can you fight a racewar if you are not stronk
User avatar #1571 to #1570 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
get stronker.
buy weapons
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - evilhomer (11/24/2015) [-]
cheeki your breeki, my friend
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