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evilhomer

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Dank memes, dead dreamscomment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: A
Youtube Channel: B
Steam Profile: C
Consoles Owned: easy
Video Games Played: as
X-box Gamertag: 1
PSN: 2
Interests: 3
Date Signed Up:3/16/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Lithuania
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Content Ranking:#11
Comment Ranking:#1
Highest Content Rank:#3
Highest Comment Rank:#1
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Level 417 Content: Ex-member of Society → Level 418 Content: Ex-member of Society
Comment Level Progress: 68.65% (2746/4000)
Level 551 Comments: My skin is turning green → Level 552 Comments: My skin is turning green
Subscribers:159
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Times Content Favorited:152950 times
Total Comments Made:18884
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Favorite Tags: animal (220) | cat (107) | pet (100) | game (95) | Dog (83) | car (78) | water (77) | Kid (50) | Food (49) | Japan (49) | Fight (47) | Anime (45) | the (45) | Bird (39) | Jump (39) | russia (39) | gun (37) | song (37) | sport (35) | is (34)
Someone actually came to my profile?! I'm so happy.... please don't leave.

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#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Darn :( +49
#14 - newdevyx (12/22/2014) [-]
#3 - orangebeanie (12/21/2014) [-]
#1 - Jimmy is an asshole  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on M night Shamalamadingdong +89
#14 - burdenedsoul (12/22/2014) [-]
ok, if i have a son key word: if then i am doing this

it'll be glorious
#2 - According to orange if you add something else to a traditional… 12/21/2014 on 瑞普在一块 +294
#2 - Adorable  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2014 on the water's a little cold +270
#104 - theangryscot (12/22/2014) [-]
Good lord, that cat is beautiful...
#9 - anon (12/22/2014) [-]
This is actually unusual. From the cat family, tigers are the only ones that like getting in water.
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#105 - sociocat (12/22/2014) [-]
Stop saying what some people think in common knowledge in a smart way for thumbs
Some cats obviously swim or else they wouldn't like fish
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#50 - guitarassassin (12/22/2014) [-]
Jaguars do, but they don't actively seek out bodies of water like tigers do.
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#31 - messerauditore (12/22/2014) [-]
That's incorrect.
#1 - Picture 12/21/2014 on warblgarbl +39
#1 - Picture 12/21/2014 on ))) +8
#2 - Basically me and Shadowrated  [+] (16 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Fighting over rankings on... -21
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#13 - samoaspider (12/22/2014) [-]
lol faggots
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#21 - shadowrated (12/23/2014) [-]
:(
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#12 - englishtallybopper (12/22/2014) [-]
gayest fucking circlejerk on this site
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#20 - shadowrated (12/23/2014) [-]
#11 - lotengo (12/22/2014) [-]
include

because she can beat both yo asses but chooses not to
#17 - include (12/22/2014) [-]
You got that right.
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#19 - shadowrated (12/23/2014) [-]
Now is your time to shine include
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#23 - include (12/26/2014) [-]
I've been busy, so not as of yet.
#24 - shadowrated (12/27/2014) [-]
ah ok. i gave the torch to evil homer. he became #1 2 months ago and he's been consistent since. 95% of people quit making comments as soon as they become #1. like me

if he were to stay at this rate he's going, he'd pass me before june or july
#25 - include (12/27/2014) [-]
I can't think of anything funny to say anymore in my comments.
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#8 - ferron (12/22/2014) [-]
But I love both of you
but I love shadowrated just a little bit more
#18 - shadowrated (12/23/2014) [-]
I love you too
#22 - ferron (12/23/2014) [-]
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#6 - randombystander (12/22/2014) [-]
you two need a sitcom
#5 - shadowrated (12/22/2014) [-]
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#3 - courageexplains (12/21/2014) [-]
thats cute
#1 - hfw 12/21/2014 on that guy lost his shit +19
#1 - Super brutal bros.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Mario's had enough of your... +174
#7 - boomerpyro (12/22/2014) [-]
#1 - Sweet Lucifer.....  [+] (15 new replies) 12/21/2014 on hardcore food porn +345
#3 - blobboy (12/21/2014) [-]
#2 - soullessminion (12/21/2014) [-]
what do you want
#153 - tarabostes (12/22/2014) [-]
You need more faggy emojis: ^o^ ☺ ☻ ت ヅ ^.^ ツ ッ シ Ü ≧◡≦ ^^
#173 - soullessminion (12/22/2014) [-]
the bear doesn't like you
#174 - tarabostes (12/22/2014) [-]
The bear may not like me, but The REAL question is: WHO THE FUCK LIKES YOU?

















I HEAVILY recommend you change that shit on your profile, it doesn't matter who the fuck you're talking to, but if you consider yourself a MAN, you're bringing great shame upon not onry your famiry, but on grorious reader as werr....
#175 - soullessminion (12/22/2014) [-]
i'm keeping the horses
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#176 - soullessminion (12/22/2014) [-]
knights*
#177 - tarabostes (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah...... but this:
<---------------------------------------------------- will still be everyone's FW They see your profile pic m8
#178 - soullessminion (12/22/2014) [-]
#179 - tarabostes (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah man, but your gif will also be people's faces about you......
#180 - soullessminion (12/22/2014) [-]
#181 - tarabostes (12/22/2014) [-]
#16 - anon (12/21/2014) [-]
edge
#6 - kavrick (12/21/2014) [-]
#7 - soullessminion (12/21/2014) [-]
i only molest female vegetables
#1 - This made me laugh more than I thought it would 12/21/2014 on Byran Carnston +68
#1 - That's adorable 12/21/2014 on day at the cat spa +6
#1 - Picture 12/21/2014 on Moisturize Me 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on DentHead +1
#3 - moonmeander Comment deleted by evilhomer
#2 - unfunnydotcom Comment deleted by evilhomer
#8 - Why are you smiling m8? R U the hacker? I'll fukin rek ya 12/21/2014 on what do you smell like? +3
#6 - that little happy ****  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on what do you smell like? 0
#7 - satanaaperkele (12/21/2014) [-]
that cheeky cunt
#8 - evilhomer (12/21/2014) [-]
Why are you smiling m8? R U the hacker? I'll fukin rek ya
#8 - This is the reason I dislike dolls 12/21/2014 on NOPE 0
#3 - *Fixed with current issues also that one smiley fac…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2014 on what do you smell like? +24
#5 - satanaaperkele (12/21/2014) [-]
this fucker?
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#6 - evilhomer (12/21/2014) [-]
that little happy shit
#7 - satanaaperkele (12/21/2014) [-]
that cheeky cunt
#8 - evilhomer (12/21/2014) [-]
Why are you smiling m8? R U the hacker? I'll fukin rek ya
#12 - The new Grand Theft Auto looks good  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2014 on follow the plane TJ +60
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#14 - norwegianlolz (12/22/2014) [-]
did he steal the bike?
#16 - anon (12/22/2014) [-]
Its gta, of course the bike is stolen.
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#17 - norwegianlolz (12/22/2014) [-]
good too see they keep there game realistic
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#21 - garylol (12/22/2014) [-]
samefag
#2 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 12/21/2014 on hey, hey girl? +263
#144 - obeyweegee (12/22/2014) [-]
futaprincess, you're up
#150 - futaprincess (12/22/2014) [-]
Nice.
#55 - buffygifs (12/22/2014) [-]
I wish there were more gifs like this one.
#41 - thewulfman (12/22/2014) [-]
Aaaaand that's my fetish.
#46 - sylvanio (12/22/2014) [-]
#72 - penileburglar (12/22/2014) [-]
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#73 - sylvanio (12/22/2014) [-]
Thought his fetish was underage girls.
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#151 - penileburglar (12/22/2014) [-]
Not sure how you got underaged girls out of "wait till you see my dick"


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#156 - sylvanio (12/22/2014) [-]
Hmm not sure, maybe because there is a pre-pubescent girl in the photo?
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#157 - penileburglar (12/22/2014) [-]
Do you know her or something? Because really, all you've got is a face and the fact that she's shorter than the person hugging her, not really enough to know much about her age. Just judging by the facial feature and the fact that she seems to know how to apply make-up correctly, I wouldn't put her pre-pubescent at all.

'Wait till you see my dick' on the other hand, just seems a bit more significant and revealing.
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#133 - thewulfman (12/22/2014) [-]
I don't think you need thumbed down for a misunderstanding, +1 to all your posts here
#48 - thewulfman (12/22/2014) [-]
Dickgirls, dude, dickgirls. Not underage teens. but also underage teens, hey they're legal in some countries
#75 - anon (12/22/2014) [-]
I know this comic series but I do not recognise this image...don´t...don´t tell me they made more? o.O sauce pls?
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#132 - thewulfman (12/22/2014) [-]
Part 4 of Lemonfont's Shapeshifter. Slowly being worked on. g.e-hentai.org/g/766033/708d6a8fad/
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#93 - SergeantPWN (12/22/2014) [-]
I think it's Lemonfont. This, maybe: lemonfontcomics.com/SS_P1001.htm
#56 - buffygifs (12/22/2014) [-]
If they are legal, are they still underage?
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#65 - thewulfman (12/22/2014) [-]
Bruh.
#106 - tarabostes (12/22/2014) [-]
I heard they're pretty ok-age where itsthetie comes from!!!
#3 - Not to self: Get high before sleeping because it gives you hil… 12/21/2014 on wierd shit 0
#2 - I got my hands on some leaked footage of the movie 12/21/2014 on new jurassic world trailer +9
#2 - Everybody listens to our Great Leader  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Our Grorius Reader +117
#18 - kiil (12/22/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up
#40 - desacabose (12/22/2014) [-]
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#14 - neptomite (12/22/2014) [-]
i dont understand these pictures. i hate to seem ignorant but why are they so miserable?
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#39 - darthblam (12/22/2014) [-]
There's pretty much 2 kinds of people in NK in all pictures/videos.
Those that are brainwashed into believing their glorious leader is a fucking god
And those that are forced to act as if they are seeing a god or risk being secretly executed, along with all of their family.
It's hard to tell which is the majority.
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#32 - dwraith (12/22/2014) [-]
They are so miserable because they know that they will never have a moment in their life better than this one, right here, with our Glorious Leader.
#1 - Picture 12/21/2014 on Payday +9
#3 - Let me screw with your mind 12/21/2014 on Oops, You Bwoke It! +82

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#1578 - evilhomer (12/07/2015) [-]
stickied by evilhomer
User avatar #1625 - helpful (10 hours ago) [-]
Kur tu buvai , kai 9/11
User avatar #1624 - helpful (10 hours ago) [-]
tai laikas jums pradėti gerti sperma
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - evilhomer (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't know how to respond to that
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - helpful (8 hours ago) [-]

laikas velnių miesto didelis berniukas
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - evilhomer (8 hours ago) [-]
Your translation is waaaaaaaaaaay off
Time city of devils big boy is what you wrote
#1631 to #1630 - helpful (8 hours ago) [-]

matau nieko blogo
User avatar #1617 - mouldysandals (01/04/2016) [-]
thanks man !!
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - evilhomer (01/04/2016) [-]
no prob
#1616 - brcstar (01/01/2016) [-]
So close...
#1613 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry christmas lithuanian guy

i hope stuff gets better for you.. n stuff ._.
#1614 to #1613 - evilhomer (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
Thanks

Merry Christmas too you, too
User avatar #1609 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
#1610 to #1609 - evilhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
You too, admin-boy
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
= kek
User avatar #1602 - thehumanidiot ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
FPJPM-77523-D0YG0
User avatar #1606 to #1602 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
Shoutout to the user who stole the steam code thehumanidiot posted on my profile
#1611 to #1606 - sorryhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
Sorry, that was me. I feel bad about it though so if you link me your steam profile I'll buy you the game. Also, I'll pm you a few game codes for Origin.
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - evilhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
nah man, keep it.
I snoozed I lost
#1605 to #1601 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
**evilhomer used "*roll picture*"**
**evilhomer rolled image** All right, hello
#1599 - wax ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
hi. i looking at content you post and it very funny. i want be friend you me. not boyfriend. i am boy avo boyfriend. i be boyfriend if want but i friend and no homo sex.

picture bread
#1596 - profssortwntyight has deleted their comment [-]
#1593 to #1592 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
I tried replying to your status but you deleted it
#1594 to #1593 - evilhomer (12/20/2015) [-]
People were not ready to awake the masters
#1595 to #1594 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
but first....
User avatar #1589 - psychadelicace (12/13/2015) [-]
You have completely disappeared from the top 90 user rankings the ****
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - psychadelicace (12/13/2015) [-]
Nevermind lol
#1588 to #1587 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
why am i #1 again?

why aren't you in the top 90 anymore?

what the fug happen?
#1580 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
hurry up and take my spot bro

put me out of my misery
#1582 to #1581 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
GIF
at least i kept my promise

i said i'd take your spot

just didn't think it'd take this long

i'm guessing i have till the end of the month at most
#1576 - crlmsonhazard (12/06/2015) [-]
I am back for good this time. How do you feel about this?
#1573 - zerotzallander (11/25/2015) [-]
did you unmod or just turn off badge?
User avatar #1574 to #1573 - tepidteal (11/26/2015) [-]
He's not a mod anymore.
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - zerotzallander (11/26/2015) [-]
how did you aquire this info?
User avatar #1583 to #1575 - shadowrated (12/09/2015) [-]
he said he didn't want to be a mod anymore for a personal reason

i could be wrong
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - zerotzallander (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh well. irl's important after all
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - shadowrated (12/09/2015) [-]
definitely
User avatar #1567 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
>100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
(your former status)

If you don't have gym equipment and no money for a gym membership, be sure you mix up your routine.
Jumpsquats, lungewalk, push-ups with your hands close together or wide appart, core stability, tricep dips (chair or table) sprawls, burpees etc.
User avatar #1569 to #1568 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
I dont watch that anime garbage.

Just be start preppin for the racewar
#1570 to #1569 - evilhomer (11/24/2015) [-]
How can you fight a racewar if you are not stronk
User avatar #1571 to #1570 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
get stronker.
buy weapons
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - evilhomer (11/24/2015) [-]
cheeki your breeki, my friend
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