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#5 - Elfen Lied is quite something. At some parts it can be all…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on My experience watching... +1
User avatar #6 - phawsy (09/14/2014) [-]
What so is elfen lied basically a crazy anime of violence?
User avatar #9 - evilhomer (09/14/2014) [-]
75% violance and gore, 25% slice of life, comedy type stuff
#3 - He looks like a goddamn potato  [+] (22 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Lucky bastard +104
User avatar #97 - europe (19 hours ago) [-]
So.. why is the interested in him at all?
User avatar #120 - europe (17 hours ago) [-]
*she
#53 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
He's so fucking fat!
#38 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
I realize he wouldn't be cute in real life, but he's adorable in the show, like a chubby kitten. and they are adorable as a couple.

I've seen weirder pairings in real life so it's all good, I think.
User avatar #13 - xxnegociatorxx (09/14/2014) [-]
He actually looks like that the entire show or is that just a temporary style for emphasis?
#16 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
He's drawn as short and fat to emphasize the fact that he's a loser who has few friends.
User avatar #17 - xxnegociatorxx (09/14/2014) [-]
That just makes the story seem unbelievable to me, but it sounds like it´s a fresh idea at least
#34 - traelos (09/15/2014) [-]
He spends more than half of the show in a virtual world kicking ass as a weird robot thing. Except for that one arc where he just sits around and whines like a bitch.

But for the most part its a good show.
User avatar #62 - stickmanz (23 hours ago) [-]
what show, and would you recomend watching ti?
User avatar #66 - traelos (22 hours ago) [-]
Accel World and sure, it's a bit slow but its good.
User avatar #128 - amuter (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure that the Accel world is pretty quick.
User avatar #130 - traelos (2 hours ago) [-]
Unless you were making a pun and im fucking retarded.
User avatar #131 - amuter (2 hours ago) [-]
Well it wasn't technically a pun but it was a joke about the ACCELERATION world though.
User avatar #132 - traelos (2 hours ago) [-]
Yep, yeah, yes, exactly.

I'm just a fucking retard.
User avatar #129 - traelos (2 hours ago) [-]
Have you seen it?

I mean as a form of media it's open to interpretation but the pacing felt slow as fuck to me.
#69 - jamiemsm (22 hours ago) [-]
also as a bonus im pretty sure its the same universe as sao, just further into the future
User avatar #70 - traelos (22 hours ago) [-]
And much less shitty.
#71 - jamiemsm (22 hours ago) [-]
sao imo is not shitty ( except for that elf game part) and the new season is really cool
User avatar #72 - traelos (22 hours ago) [-]
The first season was alright, but the last episode was worthless.

The second season was the worst 6 episodes of anime I ever sat through and I'm not sure why I made it that far.

All I know about the new season is that Demo-senpai was not impressed and I'll take his word for it.
#73 - jamiemsm (22 hours ago) [-]
i mostly hate all the lovey dovey they have in show and thats why it was better at the begining
User avatar #75 - traelos (22 hours ago) [-]
Nah man, Asuna x Kirito was the only decent thing in the show, and they rushed that and skipped over all the good stuff.
User avatar #114 - deescalation (18 hours ago) [-]
The new season is just way too slow. I'd rather watch the elf arc again because even though it was garbage, at least things were happening. They got rid of all the characters (for the most part) that people already complained about not getting enough screen time to flush out their characters, and instead we're given a couple of new boring people who's back stories are less interesting to me than that one nerdy kid who would follow Kirito's sister around everywhere. Also, turning Kirito into a source of fanservice is just weird as fuck.
#6 - There is no bad religion, only bad people.  [+] (48 new replies) 09/14/2014 on You scratch my back, I... +486
#220 - cantfindausername (14 hours ago) [-]
I disagree.
User avatar #205 - sodaberg (15 hours ago) [-]
damn black cowboys
#167 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
u mean niggers and sandniggers
#139 - anonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
Let's demonstrate the opposite: There is no good religion*, only good people. To me this makes more sense. The motivation of the bad people is bad negative to cultural goals, the moral compass of a person must be one of 2 things: 1 something instinctual, inside of us, meant to further a social form of evolution. 2 Something we learn through behavior of the people around us. Either way most religions * * Christianity and Islam and Abrahamic religion in general. were not created with the intent of being a moral compass for anyone hindered in their ethical decision making.

Discussion?
* explained, I believ some religions may have been created explicitly for the purpose of being a moral compass and are therefore by their definition, definitively good. Yes, I'm a bit of a neckbeard atheist yada yada yada... and I only talk like this through proxy of internet. I'm really a tall thin healthy engineering student nerd in real life.
#155 - norkas (19 hours ago) [-]
Can't say I've justified it like that.
#140 - anonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
Sidenote; the people in all these demonstrations are doing the right thing very clearly because!! they are good people!! not because the have a good religion.
User avatar #135 - nigeltheoutlaw (21 hours ago) [-]
No, there are a lot of bad religions. This comment is fucking retarded.
User avatar #134 - twofreegerbils (22 hours ago) [-]
What a stupid fucking thing to say. What if the only doctrine of your religion is "rape all little girls"?
#113 - tugaii (22 hours ago) [-]
Except the jews
User avatar #88 - YllekNayr (23 hours ago) [-]
I will disagree, and say that there are certainly bad religions, but there are people who recognize that being a good person is more important than following all the details of the religion. Those people are called "moderates"
User avatar #77 - fyaq (09/15/2014) [-]
Well said.
#68 - nufull (09/15/2014) [-]
>scietology
case and point.
User avatar #103 - itembox (23 hours ago) [-]
Even they don't know if they're a religion.
I mean you're right but nobody really respects them as a religion, only the gov does because they've got so many lawyers.
User avatar #100 - dndxplain (23 hours ago) [-]
the basic ideas behind scientology, while stupid, are not bad. people corrupt ideas.
User avatar #52 - runescapewasgood (09/15/2014) [-]
No person is inherently bad, though. It's usually rooted in their upbringing and perhaps bad influences and decisions. Most people don't want to be the bad person...
#50 - theruse (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, you fucking tell everyone on the internet that.....
User avatar #44 - citruslord (09/15/2014) [-]
"...there are two races of men in this world, but only these two the “race” of the decent man and the “race” of the indecent man.
Both are found everywhere; they penetrate into all groups of society.
No group consists entirely of decent or indecent people. In this sense, no group is of “pure race”"
A good quote from a Holocaust survivor.
#42 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #164 - ilostmyoldaccount (19 hours ago) [-]
what movie is this scene from?
User avatar #166 - theblackhorntail (19 hours ago) [-]
It's from a TV series called True Detective. It's fucking awesome.
#39 - mrweekends (09/14/2014) [-]
Yes there is...
User avatar #26 - Indoknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Unless your religion tells you it's okay to kill non-believers.
#36 - fizzordodge (09/14/2014) [-]
>godless heathens
#87 - Anonymi (23 hours ago) [-]
>Catholic sociopath
Whoops, tautology.

Please get that I'm making a reference and not just bashing Catholics
User avatar #27 - thatguyontheright (09/14/2014) [-]
which is all abrahamic religions....but it stands.

There is no bad religion, just bad people.
User avatar #40 - Indoknight (09/14/2014) [-]
we need to come up with new religions to suit this day and age
#18 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
Of course, it was the cowboys all along. How were we so blind...
#14 - schnizel (09/14/2014) [-]
There is no bad ideology, only people.
Also, remind me can you build a church in Saudi Arabia.
#15 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
>saudi arabia
>representing islam
User avatar #176 - schnizel (18 hours ago) [-]
It's the place where islam originates and where islamic law is the ultimate law.
User avatar #17 - ogomer (09/14/2014) [-]
dude refers to part of reliogion that does bad things?
>no true scotsman
User avatar #157 - norkas (19 hours ago) [-]
Except the "no true scotsman" fallacy is justified in this case, for there are many different sects of Islam.
User avatar #198 - testaburger (16 hours ago) [-]
"This fallacy is not a fallacy"
K
User avatar #202 - norkas (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, pretty much.
#13 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
right...because religion is not a man made concept to obtain power of the populace.......
#33 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
yes.... because thats the only possible reason for religion.
User avatar #89 - YllekNayr (23 hours ago) [-]
....uhhhhh.......duh
#12 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
apart from the muslims right
User avatar #156 - norkas (19 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #10 - theruinedsage (09/14/2014) [-]
, who use religion as an excuse to be hateful.
#9 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
If they don't take their religion seriously, yes.
User avatar #7 - jackmanagan (09/14/2014) [-]
i like the picture, it makes a good point

But whats a cowboy doing in the middle east?

User avatar #8 - internetexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
Symbol for America being retarded the past 20 years.
#145 - bann (20 hours ago) [-]
I dunno man...I think America just kind of brought it with them from Europe. For all the crap they get, they've never had a religious genocide or any theocratic rulers. Most European countries can't say the same.
User avatar #154 - toensix (19 hours ago) [-]
Sure but that's what happens with so many countries and cultures in such a small area over a period of more then 3000 years.
#45 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
200 years
#67 - wimwam (09/15/2014) [-]
50 years and no more. I'll stand by that.
User avatar #46 - internetexplain (09/15/2014) [-]
I mean retarded enough for even Americas to notice.
#1 - Picture 09/14/2014 on Deadpool is not very smart +73
#1 - Bruhmance  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Bruh marriage +98
User avatar #17 - elcreepo (22 hours ago) [-]
What in the world is it with black people and their teeth, not just niggers but it seems all black people have an obsession with making their teeth the most interesting things on their face

There's many tribes in africa that bases your attractiveness on how white your teeth are

No other tribes obsess that much over the health of your teeth, I get the evolutionary reasons why they should but they don't
User avatar #40 - cryingchicken (15 hours ago) [-]
>all black people
>tribes in africa

Welcome to the year 1643
User avatar #41 - elcreepo (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes because the guy in the picture belongs to a tribe

Black people always have some weird thing about their teeth whether it's their whiteness or putting bling on it
User avatar #29 - lolzordz (19 hours ago) [-]
to me it sounds like you dont interact with black people much
#6 - That feeling when you forget your phone for the whole day, the…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2014 on I barely use my phone any more +93
User avatar #99 - taintedangel (23 hours ago) [-]
At least your phone works, my battery is so fucked up that it won't even fit in the phone anymore
User avatar #142 - Just Another Guy (17 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, you might want to get a new battery lol, that happened with my old phone and it means it could potentially explode at any time
#15 - deckbox (09/14/2014) [-]
i havent had it on in months, no one calls anymore not even feels
User avatar #7 - ssheinrich (09/14/2014) [-]
ahahahahahahh, that feeling when no calls on cellphone during the entire summer vacetion " sobs internally "
not taking into account calls from mum, dad or family members
#1 - Homer ugly? Blasphemy......  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2014 on We knew it was going to... +373
User avatar #15 - sovietsamurai (09/15/2014) [-]
You're only as ugly as people say you are

User avatar #20 - radfactory (09/15/2014) [-]
your ugly
#40 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
his ugly what ?
#21 - sovietsamurai (09/15/2014) [-]
Kiss me baby
#3 - Picture 09/14/2014 on Jawohl +9
#3 - Picture 09/14/2014 on I'm sorry, it's cancer -1
#56 - [Unable to resist intensifies]  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Pinecest +136
#114 - swagasaurusrex (09/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #197 - hattheifbatman (09/14/2014) [-]
Now all I need is the other one
#233 - garaichu (09/14/2014) [-]
You did this! THIS IS ALL ON YOU!!
User avatar #235 - hattheifbatman (09/14/2014) [-]
it was worth it
#280 - Browse the newest uploads, try to be witty and post a lot of c…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on evilhomer's profile 0
#281 - jonnyfrosty (09/14/2014) [-]
Thx you, my master
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on DYK Comp #45 +4
#3 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
But.. but the truths behind cepelinai, don't You want to know it?
I wish I could make You care, I took You for a friend of cepelinai, but now I am not so sure. Are You still loyal to the one and only great Cepelinas in the sky and its followers?
#4 - The moment you realized what you consumed ...and you liked it 09/12/2014 on And all the furries rejoiced +1
#5 - Watched it. The animation is amazing it gave me a boner.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Garden of Words +206
User avatar #109 - alleksi (09/13/2014) [-]
The animation is crisp and smooth, but not necessarily too expressive, which is fine as it fits the realistic mood and setting, but I wouldn't include it in my list of "amazingly animated films and series".

The cinematography is gorgeous, and it's probably what most people are talking about when the talk about this movie.
#131 - bulbakip (09/13/2014) [-]
Do you like red line?
User avatar #132 - alleksi (09/13/2014) [-]
Definitely. The animation is incredible, although a bit too busy at times.
User avatar #68 - amata (09/13/2014) [-]
Check out Redline sometime www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MPe7E1YrY4&channel=MANGAentertainment
Story is meh, but the animation is incredible. Took the better part of a decade to make.
#98 - kinginthenorth (09/13/2014) [-]
All hand-drawn aswell, it's great.
User avatar #163 - personz (09/13/2014) [-]
I just really like the music.
Te animation is great, but I sit and listen to the music for hours while I'm studying, it actually can make me pumped for physics.
User avatar #164 - kinginthenorth (09/13/2014) [-]
I use the music when i'm on my bike, it's really motivating for some reason.
User avatar #49 - bigblacknegro (09/13/2014) [-]
"the animation"
#51 - twentyten (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, the animation is fluid, crisp, and very detailed. Your point?
User avatar #52 - bigblacknegro (09/13/2014) [-]
her feet gave me a boner.
but you're right. that animation is top notch
#6 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
Insta cepelinai
#4 - Comment deleted 09/12/2014 on Garden of Words 0
#1 - This is stressful to watch... 09/12/2014 on Next level of fun +58
#1 - Picture 09/12/2014 on The operation was successful +58
#2 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Now you fucked up +284
User avatar #4 - bakawaka (09/12/2014) [-]
I love this picture because it has to be the most accurate representation of the game i've ever seen.
#20 - thewowpimp (09/13/2014) [-]
So is this.

>Inb4 tons of down thumbs from people who don't like jokes
User avatar #51 - twofreegerbils (09/13/2014) [-]
Bitch, do you even know what Metal Gear Solid is?
#94 - angelious (09/13/2014) [-]
metal gear solid is interactive movie series.



we are talking about games here.
User avatar #40 - vicsix (09/13/2014) [-]
But the game-play was actually good and was there for most of the game. The cut-scenes may have seemed long at times but you actually played the game much more than watched it.
If this was Heavy Rain then I completely agree.
#1 - I see no problem, HowToBasic is a great cook  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on I don't know how to feel... +1
User avatar #2 - worldatarms (09/12/2014) [-]
If you like omelettes and nothing else, then yes
#2 - Oh lawd.... 09/12/2014 on 9/11 festival 0
#3 - Tried being productive; Internet said no posted a co… 09/12/2014 on 6 word stories +392
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on this clears things up +12
User avatar #5 - clechyl (09/13/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
User avatar #2 - zahidlol (09/12/2014) [-]
So all I need o watch Japanese porn are glasses?
#1 - >Be 3 >miss  [+] (10 new replies) 09/12/2014 on War isn't fair +172
#7 - malkotay (09/12/2014) [-]
Nuke on D6

yes this is paint
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#12 - andyhuber (09/13/2014) [-]
did somebody say D6?
#14 - squidamon (09/13/2014) [-]
Did somebody say D6?
#18 - sideism (09/13/2014) [-]
did somebody say D6?
#20 - conzota (09/13/2014) [-]
Did somebody say D6?
#25 - destroyerofcheese (09/13/2014) [-]
Did someone say D6?
#35 - therockofshame (09/13/2014) [-]
Did someone say D6?
#36 - dutchtroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Did someone say D6?
User avatar #37 - therockofshame (09/13/2014) [-]
Yes, yes they did.
#1 - I am Heavy human guy..... and this is my Human. He weighs 150 …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Who touched my Human?! +162
#4 - sideism (09/12/2014) [-]
some guns think they can outsmart me.
maybe, maybe. i have yet to meet one who can outsmart junkfood
#2 - tittylovin (09/12/2014) [-]
>10,000 calories per minute
Looking forward to thanksgiving this year.
#1 - I was wearing headphones.... The tank division ruined my…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on WW2: A Retrospective on... +4
#5 - bubbleisacat (09/12/2014) [-]
Same, I jumped out of my skin
User avatar #2 - confusedwolf (09/12/2014) [-]
sound is not just loud its horrifically bad quality
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#180 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (07/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by evilhomer
Found your bread.
#106 - notaunicorn (06/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by evilhomer
His posts gets thumbs, his post get rage
He posts nights and posts days
It doens't matter what's your age
He posts for cis males, women and gays

He didn't post water, cats or even Nicolas Cage
He posted bread, and he posted all day
And even I found bread on my page
"Thank you for the bread": that's all I got to say
User avatar #279 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2014) [-]
Plz teach me how to FJ high quality comments, evilhomer-sensei
#280 to #279 - evilhomer (09/13/2014) [-]
Browse the newest uploads, try to be witty and post a lot of comments. If you post like 10-15 comments you think are very good about 4 maybe 6 will make the frontpage if you're lucky.   
That is the path you must follow jonnyfrosty-kun
Browse the newest uploads, try to be witty and post a lot of comments. If you post like 10-15 comments you think are very good about 4 maybe 6 will make the frontpage if you're lucky.
That is the path you must follow jonnyfrosty-kun
#281 to #280 - jonnyfrosty (09/14/2014) [-]
Thx you, my master
#278 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
I bomb dongers with my cepelinai, that's all.
#277 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
Who the **** took cepelinas and cepelinai urls before me, now I am stuck with acepelinas.
It's just eh.
Non-believers taking account urls omg.
#273 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
RIP You, I've been checking this profile all day, yet I haven't gotten a single response from You.
Cepelinai Sim 2014 won't go online today.
User avatar #274 to #273 - evilhomer (09/11/2014) [-]
I was out all day doing..... stuff
But now I will be off again to watch LTU-USA basketball match. I'm betting all my cepelinai on this one.
#275 to #274 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
RIP Your cepelinai. Everyone knows that USA plays unfair, like really, the judges are bribed 100%.
#276 to #275 - evilhomer (09/12/2014) [-]
It's more that European Basketball is different to American Basketball. In Europe you play more as a team, trust each other and do plays, it's a slower type of basketball. In USA on the other hand is more about 1v1 or 2v2, they train to be much more athletic and explosive so that the fans would be entertained because of the fast paced action.   
NBA players on that team get payed like 10-20mil plus, so they are expected to live up to that.   
All in all basketball is much more exploited in the states and at least for now they are to athletically and skillfully advanced for most teams to handle. But as long as the ball is round there is always a chance for them to lose and for someone to win.   
And yeah, the referees should check their voice-mail because they missed a few calls.    
   
But no mater how hopeless it seems I will cheer on for my team whenever they face Team USA. We have one once, we can win again.   
 I borrowed those cepelinai from a mob boss and now they're gone... I'm screwed
It's more that European Basketball is different to American Basketball. In Europe you play more as a team, trust each other and do plays, it's a slower type of basketball. In USA on the other hand is more about 1v1 or 2v2, they train to be much more athletic and explosive so that the fans would be entertained because of the fast paced action.
NBA players on that team get payed like 10-20mil plus, so they are expected to live up to that.
All in all basketball is much more exploited in the states and at least for now they are to athletically and skillfully advanced for most teams to handle. But as long as the ball is round there is always a chance for them to lose and for someone to win.
And yeah, the referees should check their voice-mail because they missed a few calls.

But no mater how hopeless it seems I will cheer on for my team whenever they face Team USA. We have one once, we can win again.
I borrowed those cepelinai from a mob boss and now they're gone... I'm screwed
#271 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
Today my classmate mentioned cepelinai thrice without me having to force her, today was a good day, I tell ya.
It's finally happening.

(Sorry that it ain't a gif, I have no idea how to edit those)
#270 to #267 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
That's not how You post cepelinai.
Learn to do **** .
#268 to #267 - evilhomer (09/10/2014) [-]
T-thanks.... I guess
T-thanks.... I guess
User avatar #269 to #268 - ied (09/10/2014) [-]
shut your mouth
#266 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
I'd go show Josh the truth behind cepelinai, but he has used my only weakness, private profiles. Now that **** is cepelinai-proof.
#261 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
You and Joshlol are the only reasons why I check who posted the comment/content, only difference is that I give him reds and I give You greens.

P.S. **** You, Joshlol, You never liked cepelinai.
User avatar #262 to #261 - evilhomer (09/10/2014) [-]
Joshlol, convert to the church of Cepelinai and save your soul!
User avatar #263 to #262 - joshlol (09/10/2014) [-]
lol
#264 to #263 - evilhomer (09/10/2014) [-]
You better ******* not make content out of this.
#272 to #264 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
Everything is cepelinai!
User avatar #265 to #264 - joshlol (09/10/2014) [-]
no need
#258 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
Soon enough I will have enough time to spend my entire day checking everything You posted and bringing You cepelinai everywhere.

Soon all will be cepelinai.
#259 to #258 - evilhomer (09/10/2014) [-]
You're like my own cepelinai delivery guy/girl/thing and I appreciate that.
Even with all the ceplinai you are going to post you will never beat my bread posts I was known as "The Bread Jesus" It was a time before I knew the true meaning of cepelinai
#260 to #259 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
Sorry to burst Your bubble but I am just a regular male that appreciates the truth behind cepelinai.

Also cepelinai have been friends with duoda ir bulka for quite a while now, yet many fail to recognize that.
#252 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are cepelinai, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's cepelinai.
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop cepelinai, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes cepelinai.
He opens his mouth, but the cepelinai won't come out, he's choking how, everybody's joking now, the cepelinas's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity, oh, there goes cepelinai, he choked, he's so mad, but he won't give up cepelinai.
Easy, no, he won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these cepelinai.
It don't matter, he's cepelinai, he knows that but he's cepelinai.
He's so cepelinai, he knows, when he goes back to his mobile cepelinai, that's when it's, back to the kitchen again, yo.
This whole rhapsody, he better go capture this cepelinas and hope it don't pass him.
Doesn't really rhyme but oh well.
It's something!
#253 to #252 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
Also, dem line breaks, ruining lyrics since whatever.
#254 to #253 - evilhomer (09/10/2014) [-]
Look, if you had one dish, or one cepelinas. To seize every cepelinai you ever wanted. one moment. Would you eat it or just let it slip?
Look, if you had one dish, or one cepelinas. To seize every cepelinai you ever wanted. one moment. Would you eat it or just let it slip?
#255 to #254 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
What kind of a monster eats cepelinai?


That's just beyond morbid.
#256 to #255 - evilhomer (09/10/2014) [-]
Elementary my dear Anon.
Considering the evidence I gathered throughout my thorough search, I have found one suspect in this cepelinai murder case. There is a anon that comes to this profile everyday to preach about the glorious truths of cepelinai. But one time his tongue slipped and he spat out that he indeed did the unthinkable. This screenshot I brought today shows the culprit with his hand in the cookie jar or if I may... The pot of cepelinai.
With all the evidence given I have reason to believe that you are guilty of consuming cepelinai and most possibly also koldunai but that is another case I have yet to indulge myself in .
I rest my case.
#257 to #256 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
It was before I was shown the truth behind cepelinai, forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
#244 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
I am quite surprised not many people come to stalk You on Your profile.

It's quite fun.
#246 to #244 - evilhomer (09/09/2014) [-]
It's not much stalking if I can see who visited.... unless it's somebody who does this daily and doesn't leave me alone  like the mysterious cepelinai man who brings cepelinai to my profile everyday
It's not much stalking if I can see who visited.... unless it's somebody who does this daily and doesn't leave me alone like the mysterious cepelinai man who brings cepelinai to my profile everyday
#245 to #244 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
I really need to learn to write cepelinai in every comment I post.
User avatar #247 to #245 - evilhomer (09/09/2014) [-]
Rewire your keyboards circuit board and make a whole button for it
The QWERTY keyboard with cepelinai extension.
#248 to #247 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
Well, I'll brb, gotta fap, don't expect more cepelinai comments for another 30 mins.
User avatar #249 to #248 - evilhomer (09/09/2014) [-]
knowing you, your going to fap to some ceplinai anyway
#250 to #249 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
The great Cepelinas in the sky does not approve of bad grammar.
Brb gotta continue searching for something fap-worthy.
#251 to #250 - evilhomer (09/09/2014) [-]
a simple yet fatal misstate   
You're
a simple yet fatal misstate
You're
#233 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
I haven't left a daily cepelinai comment, I am a disgrace to the cepelinai family!
#235 to #233 - evilhomer (09/09/2014) [-]
You bring dishonor. You must perform Sudoku
You bring dishonor. You must perform Sudoku
#234 to #233 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh look, You're online, time to see if You will respond in 5 mins.
#236 to #234 - evilhomer (09/09/2014) [-]
I did it in 3 because I'm in a good mood
I did it in 3 because I'm in a good mood
#237 to #236 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
It's like You have an infinite ammount of pictures for every situation ever, You truly are the best.


Also, that gif doe.
#238 to #237 - evilhomer (09/09/2014) [-]
I have more that I would ever need   
 Yet I do not have a single cepelinai gif....
I have more that I would ever need
Yet I do not have a single cepelinai gif....
#242 to #238 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh look, I just found the same picture You posted 19 hours ago, congrats on getting it stickied.


Should've posted cepelinai instead.
#239 to #238 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
The Cepelinas church has a lot of cepelinai gifs, You should ask them.


Also that gif lacks explosions.
And sun rays.
And lens flares.
#240 to #239 - evilhomer (09/09/2014) [-]
a quick fix later...
a quick fix later...
#241 to #240 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
Yes, perfect, peeeeerfect, just as perfect as cepelinai.
#243 to #241 - evilhomer (09/09/2014) [-]
Blasphemy! Nothing is as perfect as cepelinai... NOTHING
Blasphemy! Nothing is as perfect as cepelinai... NOTHING
#231 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
Spooky scary cepelinai, send cesnakai down Your spine
Shrieking mesos kukuliai will shock Your soul, seal Your vakariene tonight
Spooky scary cepelinai, eat with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise, when You eat these bulviu cepelinai
We're so sorry cepelinai, You're so underrated
You only want to be eaten, but I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary cepelinai, are just too tasty for You.

Cepelinai are love, I say, cepelinai are life.
#232 to #231 - evilhomer (09/08/2014) [-]
I had a tough day today and saw your daily cepelinai comment. It made me crack a smile.
Cepelinai is happiness
#227 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
I've been looking at this page all day, waiting for something new to appear.
I guess I have to make it happen.

I heard You give nice spiritual wisdom, any tips for today?
#229 to #227 - evilhomer (09/06/2014) [-]
I have as much wisodm as rock... But what the hell.   
"Either do something with full effort or not do it at all. Nobody likes a half assed result."  Like if you have 2 cepelinai in your plate you better 						*******					 finish it.
I have as much wisodm as rock... But what the hell.
"Either do something with full effort or not do it at all. Nobody likes a half assed result." Like if you have 2 cepelinai in your plate you better ******* finish it.
#230 to #229 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
When I eat cepelinai I lick my plate clean, that way I do not waste even an atom of them.
#228 to #227 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
*cough* cepelinai *cough*
#220 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
204 Comments? It'll be 2004 comments when I'm done with it.

sometimes i like to type random Crap that has no actual mEaning to it, anyway, today i used my PEestoL and It made a Nice "pokst" sound, it wAs so loud that even I got shocked.
#221 to #220 - evilhomer (09/05/2014) [-]
By all means please do.
I have but one question to you... Are you a user or just a lurker?
#222 to #221 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Lurker for around 4 years.

Regular user wouldn't go anonymous to talk with people.
#223 to #222 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Sorry to disappoint You.


I am too antisocial to post crap here.


Also, forgot to mention cepelinai.
#224 to #223 - evilhomer (09/05/2014) [-]
Most anons usually troll or do stupid **** to annoy people... but you are different.
You're cool in my books random FJ lurker.
#225 to #224 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
You are literally the first person I've ever contacted on Funnyjunk, so good on ye.
It was because I saw plenty of Your comments, saw Your sexy selfie (presumably that's You) and noticed that You were from Lithuania.




Cepelinai.
#226 to #225 - evilhomer (09/05/2014) [-]
I actually saw quite a lot of FJ Lithuanians but most of them are not that active. And you are the first anon I contacted on FJ like this, so rejoice as well.
My selfie sure is sexy I'd **** me also Cepelinai
#218 - anonymous (09/04/2014) [-]
I sometimes eat bread with my cepelinai, that's all.
User avatar #219 to #218 - evilhomer (09/05/2014) [-]
Sour cream is also good with your cepelinai.
#216 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
I'll keep lurking here everyday, on Your profile, until one day I will reveal myself.

Anyway, sup?

Cepelinai
#217 to #216 - evilhomer (09/03/2014) [-]
I will wait patiently for that day to come
Cepelinai is love, cepelinai is life
#214 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
Will You always respond with that picture when I mention cepelinai?


P.S. Cepelinai on my balls
#215 to #214 - evilhomer (09/03/2014) [-]
But of course random internet cepelinai enthusiast.
User avatar #211 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Homer this site has finally showed a large collection of stupidity. When in a topic about colors i said what i (And possibly a lot of australians are taught) That black and white arn't colors. They're shades. Its taught in our art/photography classes.

Scicenex-plain arrives and calls me a retard n **** for not knowing the exact scientific forumula for color, then throwing insults at even my teacher calling her an idiot. That ain't cool.

So far a lot of members are reading what i'm saying and just assume S.explain is right because the guy googles his facts or something but this is making me facepalm so much that a minor comment on a post has swelled like this.

What do, because this is horrifying.
#212 to #211 - evilhomer (09/02/2014) [-]
I'm honored that you often come to me to get some of my "wisdom" but you got to realize I don't have all the answers. I'm an 18yr old. I haven't seen a lot of 18yr "wise" teenagers.

Anyway from what I know about colors. You see a color because of the fact that it's rays were not absorbed and were reflected. Black is an absence of color. When there are no light to be reflected nor absorbed. In other words Black which as you said is a shade. But White on the other hand is a color. It is a composition of all the RGB colors. So technically, by my current academical knowledge on basic physics, you are half correct.
TL;DR Black is a shade, White is a color.
But even with all I said I still might be wrong. This question is widely debated and has a lot of different opinions. This is what I have been thought.
Hope I helped.
User avatar #213 to #212 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Sssh never doubt yourself homer, Believe in me believing in you. Currently drawing up a more or less "Comment simulator."
#209 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
It's really rare to see a lithuanian that has actually achieved something on FJ.

You're my hero.


Now go on, spread cepelinai to others.
#210 to #209 - evilhomer (09/01/2014) [-]
Somebody acknowledged me.. Swell with cepelinai and basketball.
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