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If duct tape does not fix your problem... You're not using enough duct tapecomment
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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: A
Youtube Channel: B
Steam Profile: C
Consoles Owned: easy
Video Games Played: as
X-box Gamertag: 1
PSN: 2
Interests: 3
Date Signed Up:3/16/2012
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:Lithuania
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#16
Comment Ranking:#2
Highest Content Rank:#5
Highest Comment Rank:#1
Content Thumbs: 639778 total,  692727 ,  52949
Comment Thumbs: 228106 total,  233054 ,  4948
Content Level Progress: 68.1% (6810/10000)
Level 357 Content: Knight Of Funnyjunk → Level 358 Content: Knight Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: Level Maxed!
Subscribers:81
Content Views:26394749
Times Content Favorited:49511 times
Total Comments Made:9362
FJ Points:239038
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Someone actually came to my profile?! I'm so happy.... please don't leave.

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#3 - My favorites  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on webm comp I +1
#6 - pleasantp (3 hours ago) [-]
Better than the original
#5 - krizz (3 hours ago) [-]
#4 - evilhomer (3 hours ago) [-]
#5 - Full song for anybody that wants it 3 hours ago on Description 0
#2 - Picture 4 hours ago on How do religious people's... +1
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on The adventures of Helen Keller 0
User avatar #2 - gittons (4 hours ago) [-]
helen was blind and deaf.
#4 - **evilhomer used "*roll cis privilege*"** **evilhomer rolls… 4 hours ago on Friendly reminder y'all +4
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Time to fucking learn 0
#4 - letrollzor (4 hours ago) [-]
Oh shit nigga what have you done
#1 - Comment deleted 5 hours ago on It's just like my first... 0
#1 - "Ur a witty little cunt m8 i'll give you that" 5 hours ago on Slow poke +6
#2 - Don't you just love life hacks? 5 hours ago on Poor decisions 0
#4 - "Do what you must I have already won" 5 hours ago on Semi Colon, Open Brackett. 0
#2 - I'm afraid of tits now guess i'm gay now  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Meet the... 0
User avatar #3 - serterazi (5 hours ago) [-]
only GREAT tits
#1 - Comment deleted 5 hours ago on Meet the... 0
#15 - >Austism  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Life +4
#32 - superblade (1 hour ago) [-]
M'lady
#1 - Trying to teach your cat to **** in the toilet 6 hours ago on aggressive protest +1
#6 - Picture 6 hours ago on Life +8
#6 - "Next time on Wiggly Worm" 6 hours ago on WIGGLY WORM PART 2 +2
#5 - Comment deleted 6 hours ago on WIGGLY WORM PART 2 0
#1 - Looking back on Scooby Doo, Shaggy was a ******* … 6 hours ago on How high are you, Scooby-doo +1
#1 - We have come a long way with this technology  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on What a time to be alive. +3
User avatar #2 - semilunarknight (6 hours ago) [-]
Hehe. Double entendre
#2 - or you could use sand 6 hours ago on Baptism 0
#5 - Her mother obviously lifts 6 hours ago on "Adult" +1
#4 - Comment deleted 6 hours ago on "Adult" 0
#1 - Picture 6 hours ago on Right brain training 0
#2 - He was ahead of his time.... Goodnight sweet prince 6 hours ago on What a great man 0
#2 - I'm proud of pansoph 6 hours ago on Master Plan 0
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#449 - evilhomer (10/25/2014) [-]
stickied by evilhomer
Get funky, people!
Get funky, people!
#106 - notaunicorn (06/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by evilhomer
His posts gets thumbs, his post get rage
He posts nights and posts days
It doens't matter what's your age
He posts for cis males, women and gays

He didn't post water, cats or even Nicolas Cage
He posted bread, and he posted all day
And even I found bread on my page
"Thank you for the bread": that's all I got to say
User avatar #912 - Sewallman (7 hours ago) [-]
I feel your eyes upon me, may I answer any question that you had ever wondered?
#913 to #912 - evilhomer (7 hours ago) [-]
I just looked how much you posted today... It's quite a lot
User avatar #914 to #913 - Sewallman (7 hours ago) [-]
I posted 29 things yesterday and rose from rank 15 to rank 13. I'll be #1 in content if I **** post thumbable content enough.
#910 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Nagi, pasistenk, gi ner taip sunku nugalet ta bybi seselyje (nu zinai apie ka sneku).
Vis dar tikiu tavim.
Vis.
aj ir jei ka neturiu tiesiog ka parasyt ir truputel uzsiemes irl todel nieko nerasau
User avatar #911 to #910 - evilhomer (12/16/2014) [-]
as irgi truputi uzsiemes todel negaliu kiaura diena komentuoti
#904 - lightingmike (12/15/2014) [-]
Imma just leave this here....
#905 to #904 - evilhomer (12/15/2014) [-]
That son of a bitch. This is what I get for trying to have a day off
That son of a bitch. This is what I get for trying to have a day off
#906 to #905 - shadowrated (12/15/2014) [-]
inb4 you pass me again
inb4 you pass me again
#907 to #906 - evilhomer (12/15/2014) [-]
This will be known as the war for #1
#902 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
you see that 3d **** ?
#908 to #902 - evilhomer (12/15/2014) [-]
****					 you.... but that 3D 						****					 is impressive
**** you.... but that 3D **** is impressive
#903 to #902 - shadowrated (12/15/2014) [-]
wow I forgot to login
#900 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
Go to sleep so you can eat morning cepelinai faster/
User avatar #901 to #900 - evilhomer (12/14/2014) [-]
or I can wait until midnight. Technical speaking it is the morning of the other day.
Also how does it feel to be the 900th comment on my profile?
#909 to #901 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Feels so good
User avatar #894 - trivdiego (12/13/2014) [-]
I read some of your highly rated comments, they're okay, just don't see why you're number two in comments. I guess quantity does beat quality
User avatar #895 to #894 - evilhomer (12/13/2014) [-]
it's a mix of quality and quantity. After I became 1st I slacked off and shadowrated who was 2nd over took me.
But now I'm back at #1
#889 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
What the **** , why didn't you post more **** ?
Everyone in Lithuania is disappointed in you.
#890 to #889 - evilhomer (12/12/2014) [-]
I'm working on it
I had 120000+ thumbs yesterday but somehow it jumped down to 110000 thumbs this morning and I lost my spot
MFW this morning
#891 to #890 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
the comment rankings are determined by a users comments created in the past 90 days

thats why you lose the thumbs. you're fighting with your old comments
#893 to #891 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
**** off scrub, this is my turn, all anons that don't believe in cepelinai are not allowed
User avatar #892 to #891 - evilhomer (12/12/2014) [-]
damn old comments
#896 to #892 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
You've redeemed yourself, today we feast on kapusti.
#897 to #896 - evilhomer (12/13/2014) [-]
Sweat, sweat kopusti
Sweat, sweat kopusti
#884 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
I am kind of sad that you didn't find my account, oh well.
#885 to #884 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
Lol penis penis dick penis
#886 to #885 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
omg another penis dick penis
#887 to #886 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
:ooo penis
#888 to #887 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 855** C'mon.
Please.
#868 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Yoo, I have a new idea, what if one of us rolls a picture and the other has to create something that makes it into a reaction pic?
#871 to #868 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Do it like this (let's pretend that I rolled that pic):
MFW that wasn't a fart.



And then you respond with *roll picture* or something else.
#870 to #868 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
This will have to wait for approximately 10 hours. I'm going to sleep now.
goodnight bb
#872 to #870 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
aw wnnooo
bye m8
#869 to #868 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Your turn, b0ss.
#874 to #869 - evilhomer (12/06/2014) [-]
**evilhomer rolled image** "I used to throw **** now I throw money"
#875 to #874 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** "MFW I am watching beastiality porn"
#876 to #875 - evilhomer (12/06/2014) [-]
**evilhomer rolled image** MFW it's 4:20 PM
#877 to #876 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** MFW I think of Funnyjunk's most hated person
#878 to #877 - evilhomer (12/06/2014) [-]
**evilhomer rolled image** MFW i set on fire the only unicorn on minecraft
#879 to #878 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** MCFW it doesn't have any whiskers.   
 My cat's face when
**anonymous rolled image** MCFW it doesn't have any whiskers.
My cat's face when
#880 to #879 - evilhomer (12/06/2014) [-]
**evilhomer rolled image** MFW I don't even know how to make this into a reaction pic
#881 to #880 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** My reaction when people complain about America's flag
**anonymous rolled image** My reaction when people complain about America's flag
#882 to #881 - evilhomer (12/06/2014) [-]
**evilhomer rolled image** MFW my EEEING intensifies
**evilhomer rolled image** MFW my EEEING intensifies
#883 to #882 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** MFW someone is cooking noodles somewhere in a mountain and I haven't eaten anything for 3 days.
#863 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
mfw I'm a lemon
#865 to #863 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
MFW I have some yellow thing on my head
#867 to #865 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
MFW I'm on my period
MFW I'm on my period
#858 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Ore wa, b0ss, can I habe ur fj points pls?
#860 to #858 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
silly anon, u have no use for dez pointz
silly anon, u have no use for dez pointz
#862 to #860 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
gotta buy coloured text for every anon on fj
ore wa b0ss
#853 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
kek
#854 to #853 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
That white line, how?
#831 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user dalgaard ** Now that you're offline, time to roll some users.
I can feel that I've rolled a faggot.
#832 to #831 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user nigeltheoutlaw ** And this guy or gal probably doesn't even love his mother. Boo.
#833 to #832 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user kingpinkie ** This one is pretty cool. I'd do it.
#834 to #833 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user superblade ** yolo yolo $W4G $W4G f4g here

(I take back what I said about the brony dude)
#835 to #834 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user sonatadusk ** **** OC and **** 8===D.
No one likes OC nowadays apart from Admin.
All it takes to make OC is just put a bunch of text and pictures together, you don't even have to create anything new.
(no disrespect to people who make legit OC)
#836 to #835 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user roll ** I'mma bring even more traffic here, so y'all can just go nuts here.
Also, I have no idea who I am rolling so I'll go on and say that I've just rolled the biggest faggot in FJ.
User avatar #838 to #836 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
you rolled a roll.... ******* rollception bruh
#840 to #838 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
OY WHAT M8, YER BACK
User avatar #842 to #840 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
I accidentally classed the FJ tab. Never again
#844 to #842 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
M8, Admin will hunt you down if you do that again.
#846 to #844 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
<MFW the next time I close it
<MFW the next time I close it
#848 to #846 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
&lt;MFW mom catches me playing with guns naked.
<MFW mom catches me playing with guns naked.
#851 to #848 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
MFW I dropped the soap in a public shower while cleaning my gun
MFW I dropped the soap in a public shower while cleaning my gun
#855 to #851 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
MFW WW3 comes and I have to fight zombies naked
MFW WW3 comes and I have to fight zombies naked
#857 to #855 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
MFW somebody finds out I am sexually attracted to guns
MFW somebody finds out I am sexually attracted to guns
#861 to #857 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
MFW I am sitting naked in a corner of a what looks like a bathroom and screaming or heavily breathing with my gun out.
MFW I am sitting naked in a corner of a what looks like a bathroom and screaming or heavily breathing with my gun out.
#864 to #861 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
TFW I caught somebody sitting naked in a corner of a what looks like a bathroom and screaming or heavily breathing with his gun out and filmed him
TFW I caught somebody sitting naked in a corner of a what looks like a bathroom and screaming or heavily breathing with his gun out and filmed him
#866 to #864 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
MFW somebody catches me and starts to film me while I am sitting naked in a corner of a what looks like a bathroom and screaming or heavily breathing with my gun out.
MFW somebody catches me and starts to film me while I am sitting naked in a corner of a what looks like a bathroom and screaming or heavily breathing with my gun out.
#837 to #836 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user adunsaveme ** WELL WELL WELL, PENIS IN MY BUTTHOLE YES?

Also, I think I already rolled "roll" few weeks ago.
#839 to #837 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user XAssassin ** Krappu krappu Mr. Krabbu.

Anime is interesting.
Bad kind of interesting.
#841 to #839 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user dvdfaust ** Anime is like a bad drug, you know that you shouldn't do it but you still do it.
Only few ever escape it after they have tried it.
You always want more.
#843 to #841 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user choobe ** To this day I still hope to roll Evilhomer.
Oh well.
Anyway, who's this faggot?
C'mon, share your story.
#845 to #843 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user rejakted ** Rollin' rolls everyday.
Rollin' dem sweet rolls for my sweet sweet rolling family that loves rock and roll.
User avatar #873 to #845 - rejakted (12/05/2014) [-]
What kind of rock and roll?
#847 to #845 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user deltoraquest ** Wtf why can't I roll anyone normal.
Who are you, stranger?
Don't be a stranger.
#849 to #847 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user kwizzy ** Rollin' and ballin' like Jarl Ballin'.
**anonymous rolled user kwizzy ** Rollin' and ballin' like Jarl Ballin'.
User avatar #852 to #849 - kwizzy (12/05/2014) [-]
u wot m9
#856 to #852 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
u wot m9000
User avatar #822 - kanatana ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
... Did I ever bug you for your FJ points back in the day?
#823 to #822 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
There were several people who asked me to give my points to them....   
So probably yes
There were several people who asked me to give my points to them....
So probably yes
#824 to #823 - kanatana ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Ah. Well, here's the skinny: Need 6000 to buy some tickets so I can do the thing that I've been trying to do for like three weeks now. Can ya help a brother out?
Ah. Well, here's the skinny: Need 6000 to buy some tickets so I can do the thing that I've been trying to do for like three weeks now. Can ya help a brother out?
#825 to #824 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
wow beggar ******
gtfo and earn those points like papa Evilhomeru did
#816 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
lol there's an user named Kaj
(don't add him, that ain't me)
#813 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
go post u nig, enough slacking off
User avatar #814 to #813 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
I was Christmas shopping
#818 to #814 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
how's the search goin', fagit?
#819 to #818 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm too tired today
I'm too tired today
#820 to #819 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
well, **** .
\httn hjmu,kltoygi09nokd
#821 to #820 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
sorry m80   
have this
sorry m80
have this
#826 to #821 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
I am so bored and tired, what do?
User avatar #827 to #826 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
Scream obscenities through your window and observe the replies
#828 to #827 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
"pizdink nx arba pakviesiu farus"
aaand that ends that.
User avatar #829 to #828 - evilhomer (12/05/2014) [-]
let the call the cops, you will surely not be bored with them
#830 to #829 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
It's dark outside, I don't want the cops to mistake me for a ****** .
I could get shot, yo.
#811 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
kvsiodw
varau miegucio
<3
User avatar #812 to #811 - evilhomer (12/04/2014) [-]
labanaktukas no homo
#808 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
emmerich's comment was flagged by a MODERATOR on 07/13/2014 05:38:49 PM.Banned for 3072 Hours.Ban started on 11/14/2014 05:36:48 PM and ends on 03/22/2015 05:36:48 PM. Reason: Posting sexual/ **** /sexy content. Boobs, butts, bikinis, jokes dealing with sexuality, etc. are not allowed
well would you look at that, jokes dealing with sexuality are not allowed.
Rip Gerdas, he was 2cool4school
User avatar #809 to #808 - evilhomer (12/04/2014) [-]
a lithuanian?
#810 to #809 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
ja, gut frend o' mine
#792 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
atjungei mentions?
ziuriu daugels zmogel tave pamini bet net nerespondini
lietuviskai rasau kad kiti nesuprastu

aj ir, kodel beveik niekad nerespondini, visi tavo top comments yr is single posts ar kaip ten jie
User avatar #793 to #792 - evilhomer (12/04/2014) [-]
matau visada kada mane pamini, bet dazniausiai bunu jau per daug pavarges kad ka nors respond'inciau.
Ne tiek dau ir mentionina mane, gal kokie 2-3 i diena
#794 to #793 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
tai supratau kad matai kai kanors parasau ant tavo profilio, tiesiog ziuriu kad zmogeliai megsta tave paminet del kazko
na, o jei tik 2 a 3 tai vistiek gerai, daugiau sulauki nei daugel kitu zmogel cia
as tai cia zinai sedziu visa dien ir rasau komentarus, pakomentuoju kanors ir t.t.
aj ir dar, kai kanors parasau ant tavo komentaro ne ant profilio tai dazniausiai net nepaziuriu antra kart
#795 to #794 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
oh and, spoilers are the new way to hide huge walls of text
#797 to #795 - evilhomer (12/04/2014) [-]
Galetum susikurta acounta then the we could take FJ by storm. The 2 FJ'ers from Lithuania
Galetum susikurta acounta then the we could take FJ by storm. The 2 FJ'ers from Lithuania
#799 to #797 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
as jau turiu du accounts bet vienintelis mano post buvo *roll 9*, bijau kanors rasyt, dazniausiai zmones nemegsta manes nes neturiu humoro jausmo ir seip esu debilas. Plius ir nenoriu thumbwhorint
User avatar #801 to #799 - evilhomer (12/04/2014) [-]
mano pirmasis komentaras buvo nepavykes dubs bandymas....
#803 to #801 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
ilga kelia nuejei
aj ir mano account jau laisvai gali surast zinodamas mano varda
tik rasyk kaip tari angliskai, duodu dvi dien surast o tada ji istrinu
#absolutelyfabulous
#805 to #803 - evilhomer (12/04/2014) [-]
Pradesiu ieskoti nuo rytdienos
#807 to #805 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
sian kazkur papostinsiu komentara, turetum atpazint
aj ir jei reikes dar hint tai pasakyk
(atsibodo naudot komentarus kaip buda chatint)
#804 to #803 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
jei klausi kodel turiu du accounts, tai viens buvo del **** o kits del to kad norejau pradet postint beeeeeet neprisiverciau
#806 to #804 - evilhomer (12/04/2014) [-]
You rack disciprine
#796 to #795 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
aj ir gal zmogus zinai kodel man sitas dalykas atsitiko?
kazka paspaudziau ir man daba visi anon komentarai hidden
show all neveik
User avatar #798 to #796 - evilhomer (12/04/2014) [-]
pabandyk paspausti show all
#800 to #798 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
wow, you really should work for Apple tech support
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