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evilhomer

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Dank memes, dead dreamscomment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: A
Youtube Channel: B
Steam Profile: C
Consoles Owned: easy
Video Games Played: as
X-box Gamertag: 1
PSN: 2
Interests: 3
Date Signed Up:3/16/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Lithuania
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Someone actually came to my profile?! I'm so happy.... please don't leave.

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#11 - MOVIES "Now you see me 2" 10 June 2016 …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/31/2015 on May lord have mercy on my... +38
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#239 - zwaxor (01/01/2016) [-]
The poster in the post for Ratchet and Clank is actually for the 2016 movie, but there will be a game accompanying it as well.
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#220 - questionableferret (01/01/2016) [-]
Warcraft Movie, Doctor Strange, and Civil War. The only things in that list I have any plans to touch. Warcraft because I really wanna see if we still have the capacity as a species to create a colourful high-fantasy film that is well written because neither Lord of the Rings nor Harry Potter were able to be both good and colourful at the same times.

Civil War & Doctor Strange because there's no fucking way I'm getting invested in the DC cinematic universe. DC seems to think that just because Christopher Nolan made ONE good Batman movie being dark, humourless, and gritty that all of their films need to emulate it, and that's not what I'm willing to pay for, especially when Mad Max: Fury Road managed to be humourless and gritty WITHOUT needing disgusting greyscale filters over everything.

So yeah, basically the 2 marvel movies because Marvel actually know how to make movies.
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#127 - legnak (01/01/2016) [-]
wait, hold the fup... there's legitimately gonna be an Assassin's Creed movie?
#130 - evilhomer (01/01/2016) [-]
www.imdb.com/title/tt2094766/
With Micheal Fassbender
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#142 - angelious (01/01/2016) [-]
is it gonna be uwe bole?
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#427 - stealingbikes (01/01/2016) [-]
Fortunately no

That piece of shit should never be allowed access to a camera
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#86 - congthea (01/01/2016) [-]
Honestly only interested in six of the list.
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#67 - tittylovin (01/01/2016) [-]
Heads up, if you actually liked Now You See Me, then you should probably kill yourself for the betterment of mankind, you are a worthless waste of resources and don't deserve the right to your own opinion. You are living proof democracy and capitalism was a bad idea.
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#171 - satansferret (01/01/2016) [-]
wise words from "tittylovin"
#103 - evilhomer (01/01/2016) [-]
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#29 - flippiobaie (01/01/2016) [-]
Already some pretty good links out for "The Revenant" if anyone's into that.

www.solarmovie.ph/watch-the-revenant-2015.html

Its pretty good
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#181 - erotictentacle (01/01/2016) [-]
fucking love that movie, the bear scene was the shit!
#6 - new game apparently I didn't make this comp  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on May lord have mercy on my... 0
#8 - floran (12/31/2015) [-]
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YES!
Can't wait! playing it while blasting Raise Against
FIGHT THE SYSTEM!
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on FJ NEW YEARS EVE PARY! +1
#5 - pengyninja (12/31/2015) [-]
Appreciate it, bud.
#1 - She ready for round 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,12 and b… 12/31/2015 on Learned a new word today +15
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on what a mess +45
#42 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
So no one is going to do it? :c no, yeah understood. I tried
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2015 on WebM Comp #2015 edition +268
#66 - JustintheWaysian (01/01/2016) [-]
>At 0.01deg Celsius, we have the triple point of water

Yeah, at 0.006 atm. But then he references other states of water and how they correlate to temperature while at a base of 1 atm.

Fucking normie

I know the video, as a whole, is a joke. Just let me revel in my autism.
#36 - jimmydeeftp (01/01/2016) [-]
#31 - adzoh (01/01/2016) [-]
Holy fuck is this the You Suck at Cooking guy?
#17 - tredbear (01/01/2016) [-]
#1 - Comment deleted 12/31/2015 on (untitled) +1
#12 - Don't forget to use tongue as well 12/31/2015 on IT'S OVER, CYA GUYS. +29
#5 - This looks wrong  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2015 on I CANT WAKE UP +71
#111 - malkotay (01/01/2016) [-]
you don't you ... oh you already have one
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#7 - sadguylex (12/31/2015) [-]
I want you
#70 - Thebiggeorgy (01/01/2016) [-]
you got it
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#71 - sadguylex (01/01/2016) [-]
I don't want a cookie, i want his cock
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#78 - therealguysips (01/01/2016) [-]
His cock is too strong for you traveler.
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#72 - Thebiggeorgy (01/01/2016) [-]
Sorry, I can't get a handle on his cock.
#1 - Shots fired  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on USA ON SUICIDE WATCH +1
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#5 - catsbats (12/31/2015) [-]
i got it!
#6 - Admin, will you be my New Years kiss? It's not gay if you…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2015 on IT'S OVER, CYA GUYS. +70
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#10 - admin (12/31/2015) [-]
can i use my dick
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#12 - evilhomer (12/31/2015) [-]
Don't forget to use tongue as well
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#11 - catsbats (12/31/2015) [-]
admin you smell
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#52 - ilovehitler (01/01/2016) [-]
good
#1 - Public cleaning be like  [+] (10 new replies) 12/31/2015 on what a mess +157
#18 - aleksandurr (01/01/2016) [-]
Flower petals decay really fast
#12 - skebaba (01/01/2016) [-]
Surely they are not allowed to leave until they have either cleaned it up or paid the cleaning expenses???
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#8 - hellomynameisbill (01/01/2016) [-]
At least it will biodegrade to some extent.
#10 - Rei (01/01/2016) [-]
massive amounts of dead flowers are nasty
#27 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
No , they are stunningly beautiful just like you... Rei...
#3 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
photoshop her head on a cat ready to pounce on a chicken
#4 - evilhomer (12/31/2015) [-]
#42 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
So no one is going to do it? :c no, yeah understood. I tried
#2 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
At least it's not balloons.

Or bees.
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#26 - enlightednatzie (01/01/2016) [-]
Or dried scab flakes infested with aids.
#1 - Soccerball. My favorite sport My favorite part is when a p… 12/31/2015 on This looks shopped +14
#1 - Well at least he got to shoot some fireworks 12/31/2015 on Anon celebrates New Year +4
#1 - Does this suffice? 12/31/2015 on I am the King of Nigeria +1
#1 - When he drops the lighter  [+] (7 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Waiting for the boss +412
#92 - itsnotimportant (01/01/2016) [-]
When he drops the lighter whilst in a Dubai hotel car park
#43 - bronywiseman (01/01/2016) [-]
When he drops the mixtape
#66 - homestuckxplain (01/01/2016) [-]
When the guy who dropped the lighter crashes into the guy who dropped the mixtape.
#90 - pyjamadog (01/01/2016) [-]
When the guy who dropped the lighter crashes into the guy who dropped the mixtape while someone made a sick burn comment
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#98 - ogthegreat (01/01/2016) [-]
But you went backwards. You were supposed to escalate.
#79 - LOLerz (01/01/2016) [-]
**LOLerz used "*roll picture*"**
**LOLerz rolled image** You're going places
#59 - prunchy (01/01/2016) [-]
kek
#1 - "U fokin' cunt" 12/31/2015 on Ouch 0
#4 - >noah is dead  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Good ol' Noah +7
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#12 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
>When you bust a nut but she keep on suckin'
#1 - Dude..... Why you do this to me? My dog passed away …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Good ol' Noah +16
#22 - outlandertom (01/01/2016) [-]
my dog died when i was 12 and he was 10 because he had 2 huge ass tumors and my parents knew but they didnt care to do anything about it
#24 - evilhomer (01/01/2016) [-]
I was staying over at my friends house when my dog passed. Didn't have a chance to say goodbye.
You know what's not fun. Digging a grave for your pet
#2 - thegrohltroll (12/31/2015) [-]
Oh shit, sorry for that man

hey look noah is dead he just moved his paws!!
#15 - tsnkami (01/01/2016) [-]
#9 - wanpanman (12/31/2015) [-]
#5 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
>Noah is dead

#4 - evilhomer (12/31/2015) [-]
>noah is dead
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#12 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
>When you bust a nut but she keep on suckin'
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#3 - thegrohltroll (12/31/2015) [-]
isn't* dammit
#1 - Shots fired  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Shitstorm starter +135
#119 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
#75 - vissova (01/01/2016) [-]
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#61 - stealingbikes (01/01/2016) [-]
God fucking damnit Carlos
#1 - EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on And a happy /fit/ new year. +40
#15 - hxhmaniac (01/01/2016) [-]
#1 - Picture 12/31/2015 on Sex +3
#1 - This is one of the most intense things I've seen this year 12/31/2015 on so much nope +1
#1 - Picture 12/31/2015 on New Flavor +71
#3 - Whooty whooty, wrong section-ooty 12/31/2015 on Whooty 0

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#1578 - evilhomer (12/07/2015) [-]
stickied by evilhomer
User avatar #1625 - helpful (10 hours ago) [-]
Kur tu buvai , kai 9/11
User avatar #1624 - helpful (10 hours ago) [-]
tai laikas jums pradėti gerti sperma
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - evilhomer (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't know how to respond to that
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - helpful (8 hours ago) [-]

laikas velnių miesto didelis berniukas
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - evilhomer (8 hours ago) [-]
Your translation is waaaaaaaaaaay off
Time city of devils big boy is what you wrote
#1631 to #1630 - helpful (8 hours ago) [-]

matau nieko blogo
User avatar #1617 - mouldysandals (01/04/2016) [-]
thanks man !!
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - evilhomer (01/04/2016) [-]
no prob
#1616 - brcstar (01/01/2016) [-]
So close...
#1613 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry christmas lithuanian guy

i hope stuff gets better for you.. n stuff ._.
#1614 to #1613 - evilhomer (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
Thanks

Merry Christmas too you, too
User avatar #1609 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
#1610 to #1609 - evilhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
You too, admin-boy
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
= kek
User avatar #1602 - thehumanidiot ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
FPJPM-77523-D0YG0
User avatar #1606 to #1602 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
Shoutout to the user who stole the steam code thehumanidiot posted on my profile
#1611 to #1606 - sorryhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
Sorry, that was me. I feel bad about it though so if you link me your steam profile I'll buy you the game. Also, I'll pm you a few game codes for Origin.
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - evilhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
nah man, keep it.
I snoozed I lost
#1605 to #1601 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
**evilhomer used "*roll picture*"**
**evilhomer rolled image** All right, hello
#1599 - wax ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
hi. i looking at content you post and it very funny. i want be friend you me. not boyfriend. i am boy avo boyfriend. i be boyfriend if want but i friend and no homo sex.

picture bread
#1596 - profssortwntyight has deleted their comment [-]
#1593 to #1592 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
I tried replying to your status but you deleted it
#1594 to #1593 - evilhomer (12/20/2015) [-]
People were not ready to awake the masters
#1595 to #1594 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
but first....
User avatar #1589 - psychadelicace (12/13/2015) [-]
You have completely disappeared from the top 90 user rankings the ****
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - psychadelicace (12/13/2015) [-]
Nevermind lol
#1588 to #1587 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
why am i #1 again?

why aren't you in the top 90 anymore?

what the fug happen?
#1580 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
hurry up and take my spot bro

put me out of my misery
#1582 to #1581 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
GIF
at least i kept my promise

i said i'd take your spot

just didn't think it'd take this long

i'm guessing i have till the end of the month at most
#1576 - crlmsonhazard (12/06/2015) [-]
I am back for good this time. How do you feel about this?
#1573 - zerotzallander (11/25/2015) [-]
did you unmod or just turn off badge?
User avatar #1574 to #1573 - tepidteal (11/26/2015) [-]
He's not a mod anymore.
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - zerotzallander (11/26/2015) [-]
how did you aquire this info?
User avatar #1583 to #1575 - shadowrated (12/09/2015) [-]
he said he didn't want to be a mod anymore for a personal reason

i could be wrong
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - zerotzallander (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh well. irl's important after all
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - shadowrated (12/09/2015) [-]
definitely
User avatar #1567 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
>100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
(your former status)

If you don't have gym equipment and no money for a gym membership, be sure you mix up your routine.
Jumpsquats, lungewalk, push-ups with your hands close together or wide appart, core stability, tricep dips (chair or table) sprawls, burpees etc.
User avatar #1569 to #1568 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
I dont watch that anime garbage.

Just be start preppin for the racewar
#1570 to #1569 - evilhomer (11/24/2015) [-]
How can you fight a racewar if you are not stronk
User avatar #1571 to #1570 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
get stronker.
buy weapons
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - evilhomer (11/24/2015) [-]
cheeki your breeki, my friend
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