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evilhomer

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Dank memes, dead dreamscomment
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: A
Youtube Channel: B
Steam Profile: C
Consoles Owned: easy
Video Games Played: as
X-box Gamertag: 1
PSN: 2
Interests: 3
Date Signed Up:3/16/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Lithuania
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Someone actually came to my profile?! I'm so happy.... please don't leave.

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#2 - When you're being possessed but still gotta twerk  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on ay lmaoo twerk +46
#7 - notevenalive (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh sweet jesus niggity christ
#5 - YFW 01/02/2016 on i did a wonderfull job... +9
#8 - Picture 01/02/2016 on You see, gaijin +38
#2 - >No dick What **** tutorial  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Collective feminist groan +110
#37 - torky (01/03/2016) [-]
Dicks are a tutorial to themselves. Can't cover that in a single image. It is least ten pages worth of detailed instructions on creating the correct penis type.

Source: I'm an "artist"
#4 - affix (01/02/2016) [-]
It's a guide to females.
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#28 - europe (01/03/2016) [-]
Gay.
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#16 - fasthink (01/03/2016) [-]
girls have dicks too, asshole
#11 - lathyrusvii (01/02/2016) [-]
It guides us to females? Pft. I've been on the outernet plenty of times; females aren't real. Why are you trying to trick us.
#3 - Picture 01/02/2016 on I eat ass 0
#2 - Meanwhile Dirty Dan's reaction to this  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on ey b0ss +33
#78 - atheistzilla (01/03/2016) [-]
dirty david*
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Damn you genetics ! +11
#15 - deadfed (01/02/2016) [-]
Doesnt seem like hes got too much of a weight issue. Unless thats a really old picture.
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Best anime theme song +10
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#9 - lobbert (01/03/2016) [-]
Otaku? more like NO TACO!
#10 - boomerpyro (01/03/2016) [-]
i really really really link this meme
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#3 - hxhmaniac (01/02/2016) [-]
sonic the edge hog
four nights at freddies
jackie cha-oh fuck
#2 - 2016 - A human free zone Wake up people! 01/02/2016 on 2016 +7
#1 - In Memoriam of these memes that have passed away...  [+] (19 new replies) 01/02/2016 on American Politics: The Meme... +72
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#31 - callmenotime (01/03/2016) [-]
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#28 - putinlover (01/03/2016) [-]
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#21 - cleateater (01/03/2016) [-]
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#20 - thesweetscientist (01/03/2016) [-]
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#17 - muffincannibal (01/03/2016) [-]
f u
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#15 - buddhablazeit (01/03/2016) [-]
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#13 - funz (01/03/2016) [-]
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#4 - logicalcommonsense (01/02/2016) [-]
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#2 - teevee (01/02/2016) [-]
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#1 - Has science gone to far?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on What do I do now? 0
#3 - ledd (01/02/2016) [-]
#5 - If you have a bit of fat and you're happy with yourself, good …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Damn you genetics ! +42
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#25 - captainprincess (01/03/2016) [-]
What if youre grotesquely obese and unhealthy
but you just don't care

you dont deny it
but you dont give a fuck at all and arent ashamed or upset or anything

you're just a fuckin blob and youre ok with it
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#65 - evilhomer (01/03/2016) [-]
Good for you. It's your body do whatever.
Just don't say you're fine and healthy.
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#83 - captainprincess (01/03/2016) [-]
I cant even climb a set of stairs without wheezing
why on earth would I call myself healthy
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#60 - ILIEKPEPSEE (01/03/2016) [-]
I'm 5'11 and 250, I've been pretty fat my whole life, I don't really care about it because I've got more prudent issues to deal with.

But this, is insanity. Getting so fat to where you cannot operate on a normal human level is sickening. DENYING that you have an issue once you reach or surpass this point is even worse, trying to mould society's standards to your absolutely disgusting form and lack of willingness to improve. These kinds of people need help, be it mental help to make them realize that this is NOT healthy, nor is it "beautiful" to be so fat you LITERALLY have to wash yourself with a brush and cup of water, or just help losing the weight. They're a burden on society, nothing less.

/rant
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#51 - Shiny (01/03/2016) [-]
One can be medically obese and physically able to not care, but I think OP's video was blatantly insane.
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#18 - Shiny (01/02/2016) [-]
I don't see killing oneself with food any less moral than killing oneself with cigarettes. This person, though, must have some kind of fucked up brain because I can't even imagine consuming enough to get that fat.
#48 - installation (01/03/2016) [-]
I feel like it all boils down to boiled chicken how you look. Smokers have been advertised before as cool people. Fat people have been advertised as well.. weight loss pills are popular for a reason.
#23 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
I honestly wouldn't even compare smoking to obesity of that degree. Her quality of life is horrible and what she's done has almost DEFINITELY lowered her lifespan more than smoking would.
#13 - deadfed (01/02/2016) [-]
I didnt know Homer had a brother.
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#20 - misternobodie (01/02/2016) [-]
You must be new. Welcome to funnyjunk.
#14 - evilhomer (01/02/2016) [-]
#15 - deadfed (01/02/2016) [-]
Doesnt seem like hes got too much of a weight issue. Unless thats a really old picture.
#4 - **evilhomer used "*roll picture*"** **evilhomer rolled ima… 01/02/2016 on short 0
#3 - Comment deleted 01/02/2016 on short 0
#1 - If it ain't 3 stripes, it ain't right  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Adidas da! +2
#3 - hcp (01/02/2016) [-]
da!
#1 - It seems to be a clue 01/02/2016 on boop +1
#1 - Picture 01/02/2016 on horse +45
#1 - A better version of your avatar  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on New Year, New Avatar +3
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#3 - elvoz (01/02/2016) [-]
Why are you such a God?
#5 - evilhomer (01/02/2016) [-]
#7 - "We are a proud and civilized nation" 01/02/2016 on new years in britain +65
#24 - indeed 01/02/2016 on Non-cringy version +10
#2 - **evilhomer used "*roll picture*"** **evilhomer rolled ima…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Tinder +10
#13 - ironnori (01/02/2016) [-]
#5 - babaskeep (01/02/2016) [-]
Traps?
#1 - Picture 01/01/2016 on essei +9
#1 - SOLD! 01/01/2016 on She's Kinda Cute +54
#4 - When Joshlol hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious **** 01/01/2016 on Using my time machine to... +1
#3 - **evilhomer used "*roll picture*"** **evilhomer rolled ima… 01/01/2016 on monks just chillin +1

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#1578 - evilhomer (12/07/2015) [-]
stickied by evilhomer
User avatar #1625 - helpful (10 hours ago) [-]
Kur tu buvai , kai 9/11
User avatar #1624 - helpful (10 hours ago) [-]
tai laikas jums pradėti gerti sperma
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - evilhomer (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't know how to respond to that
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - helpful (8 hours ago) [-]

laikas velnių miesto didelis berniukas
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - evilhomer (8 hours ago) [-]
Your translation is waaaaaaaaaaay off
Time city of devils big boy is what you wrote
#1631 to #1630 - helpful (8 hours ago) [-]

matau nieko blogo
User avatar #1617 - mouldysandals (01/04/2016) [-]
thanks man !!
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - evilhomer (01/04/2016) [-]
no prob
#1616 - brcstar (01/01/2016) [-]
So close...
#1613 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry christmas lithuanian guy

i hope stuff gets better for you.. n stuff ._.
#1614 to #1613 - evilhomer (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
Thanks

Merry Christmas too you, too
User avatar #1609 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
#1610 to #1609 - evilhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
You too, admin-boy
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
= kek
User avatar #1602 - thehumanidiot ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
FPJPM-77523-D0YG0
User avatar #1606 to #1602 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
Shoutout to the user who stole the steam code thehumanidiot posted on my profile
#1611 to #1606 - sorryhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
Sorry, that was me. I feel bad about it though so if you link me your steam profile I'll buy you the game. Also, I'll pm you a few game codes for Origin.
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - evilhomer (12/25/2015) [-]
nah man, keep it.
I snoozed I lost
#1605 to #1601 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
**evilhomer used "*roll picture*"**
**evilhomer rolled image** All right, hello
#1599 - wax ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
hi. i looking at content you post and it very funny. i want be friend you me. not boyfriend. i am boy avo boyfriend. i be boyfriend if want but i friend and no homo sex.

picture bread
#1596 - profssortwntyight has deleted their comment [-]
#1593 to #1592 - garymuthafuknoak (12/20/2015) [-]
I tried replying to your status but you deleted it
#1594 to #1593 - evilhomer (12/20/2015) [-]
People were not ready to awake the masters
User avatar #1589 - psychadelicace (12/13/2015) [-]
You have completely disappeared from the top 90 user rankings the ****
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - psychadelicace (12/13/2015) [-]
Nevermind lol
#1588 to #1587 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
why am i #1 again?

why aren't you in the top 90 anymore?

what the fug happen?
#1580 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
hurry up and take my spot bro

put me out of my misery
#1582 to #1581 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
GIF
at least i kept my promise

i said i'd take your spot

just didn't think it'd take this long

i'm guessing i have till the end of the month at most
#1576 - crlmsonhazard (12/06/2015) [-]
I am back for good this time. How do you feel about this?
#1573 - zerotzallander (11/25/2015) [-]
did you unmod or just turn off badge?
User avatar #1574 to #1573 - tepidteal (11/26/2015) [-]
He's not a mod anymore.
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - zerotzallander (11/26/2015) [-]
how did you aquire this info?
User avatar #1583 to #1575 - shadowrated (12/09/2015) [-]
he said he didn't want to be a mod anymore for a personal reason

i could be wrong
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - zerotzallander (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh well. irl's important after all
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - shadowrated (12/09/2015) [-]
definitely
User avatar #1567 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
>100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
(your former status)

If you don't have gym equipment and no money for a gym membership, be sure you mix up your routine.
Jumpsquats, lungewalk, push-ups with your hands close together or wide appart, core stability, tricep dips (chair or table) sprawls, burpees etc.
User avatar #1569 to #1568 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
I dont watch that anime garbage.

Just be start preppin for the racewar
#1570 to #1569 - evilhomer (11/24/2015) [-]
How can you fight a racewar if you are not stronk
User avatar #1571 to #1570 - lotengo (11/24/2015) [-]
get stronker.
buy weapons
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - evilhomer (11/24/2015) [-]
cheeki your breeki, my friend
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