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#6 - I"m so hard my cock has entered the avatar state 3 hours ago on Legend of Korra Game +2
#12 - Started from the bottom now I'm here 3 hours ago on I became #1 in comments today +1
#788 - Hall of Fame  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on majormayor's profile 0
#790 - waffies (3 hours ago) [-]
Grats!
#793 - evilhomer (3 hours ago) [-]
#421 - I'm one of the cool kids now 3 hours ago on evilhomer's profile 0
#11 - Even if I lose it I will always have the feeling of accomplishment 4 hours ago on I became #1 in comments today +1
#10 - ***** you could have double rainbow text 4 hours ago on I became #1 in comments today 0
#8 - **** man... If I could I would shower you in so m…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on I became #1 in comments today +1
#9 - luddethebunny (4 hours ago) [-]
wait you could shower me in it?
I COULD HAVE HAD RAINBOW TEXT?
#10 - evilhomer (4 hours ago) [-]
Nigga you could have double rainbow text
#6 - send a request my way.... because I don't know how  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on I became #1 in comments today +1
#7 - luddethebunny (5 hours ago) [-]
dude neither do i
#8 - evilhomer (4 hours ago) [-]
Fuck man... If I could I would shower you in so much color text you couldn't even phantom
#9 - luddethebunny (4 hours ago) [-]
wait you could shower me in it?
I COULD HAVE HAD RAINBOW TEXT?
#10 - evilhomer (4 hours ago) [-]
Nigga you could have double rainbow text
#3 - I have 68 units of it.... Want one?  [+] (7 new replies) 5 hours ago on I became #1 in comments today +1
#5 - luddethebunny (5 hours ago) [-]
I DO
#6 - evilhomer (5 hours ago) [-]
send a request my way.... because I don't know how
#7 - luddethebunny (5 hours ago) [-]
dude neither do i
#8 - evilhomer (4 hours ago) [-]
Fuck man... If I could I would shower you in so much color text you couldn't even phantom
#9 - luddethebunny (4 hours ago) [-]
wait you could shower me in it?
I COULD HAVE HAD RAINBOW TEXT?
#10 - evilhomer (4 hours ago) [-]
Nigga you could have double rainbow text
#4 - witchofsand (5 hours ago) [-]
Nah, its alright. I'll just wait and see if i get it during the day. Thanks though

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#180 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (07/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by evilhomer
Found your bread.
#106 - notaunicorn (06/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by evilhomer
His posts gets thumbs, his post get rage
He posts nights and posts days
It doens't matter what's your age
He posts for cis males, women and gays

He didn't post water, cats or even Nicolas Cage
He posted bread, and he posted all day
And even I found bread on my page
"Thank you for the bread": that's all I got to say
#418 - fezzo (16 hours ago) [-]
Only a 1000 thumbs left you're almost there
Only a 1000 thumbs left you're almost there
#419 to #418 - evilhomer (5 hours ago) [-]
I did it..... It's over.....
I did it..... It's over.....
#420 to #419 - fezzo (3 hours ago) [-]
Now you will forever be know as "one of those guys that became #1"
Now you will forever be know as "one of those guys that became #1"
#421 to #420 - evilhomer (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm one of the cool kids now
#413 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
Sorry that I was absent, I was busy partying this weekend.
Alone.


(Excuse me for the lack of cepelinai, I'll get more active tomorrow)
#414 to #413 - evilhomer (10/19/2014) [-]
Don't worry about it
I wondered where have you gone
#412 - slothminator (10/19/2014) [-]
Here. You can have this
#408 - evilicious ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
You didn't pay your rent, so now the database is kicking you out.
#409 to #408 - evilhomer (10/18/2014) [-]
How am I supposed to pay up 80 trillion?
#410 to #409 - evilicious ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
That's a you problem!
#411 to #410 - evilhomer (10/18/2014) [-]
"That's a you" sounds like "It's a me"
"That's a you" sounds like "It's a me"
#405 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/15/2014) [-]
Wassup lil' nig?
#406 to #405 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/15/2014) [-]
Nignog, I know that You're online.
#407 to #406 - evilhomer (10/15/2014) [-]
I was partying... Getting Ccruunked!!   
 my parents anniversary is today
I was partying... Getting Ccruunked!!
my parents anniversary is today
#387 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I am becoming dangerously close to giving away my identity, I must do something random, something unexpected, something that will possibly will hide it....
NYEEEEEES
#393 to #387 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
Ahh nyeess.... All hail based Papa Frankuuu   
 One day you will feel comfortable around me, you will start telling about yourself and when you do.... you're mine
Ahh nyeess.... All hail based Papa Frankuuu
One day you will feel comfortable around me, you will start telling about yourself and when you do.... you're mine
#390 to #387 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I've been in a Skype call with the same guy for 4:24 hours.
Also I must go now.
#392 to #390 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I will be online on my phone, I will try to find a way to chat with You somehow possibly maybe.
#395 to #392 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
also my friend just made You this by my request
You need to login to view this link
no idea how to webm
#396 to #395 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
Your friend is a master troll... I got trolled so hard I need to contemplate about my life...
User avatar #394 to #392 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
4h+ god damn.... were you disusing your meth business or some **** ?
#380 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I've made a picture for myself, I call it the "nazi ****** ".
I am pretty sure I've responded to one of Your comments with this.

It makes a really nice avatar for me.
Though I think that there's something wrong with it's forehead, it's too big.
User avatar #383 to #380 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
Nah... It's beautiful
#385 to #383 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Nooo, what have You done, You look all grown up and **** in this pic.
#386 to #385 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
your friend made me feel insecure
your friend made me feel insecure
#388 to #386 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Awww, poor thing.
Shh, there are other people here too, You know.
#391 to #388 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
It's only me and you.... for now
#397 to #391 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Testest posting from phone
Holy. **** this.sucks
How do I chat with You anonymously now?
User avatar #398 to #397 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
I change it to view as a normal webpage and use it. It's more difficult since it's a touch screen but I manage.
#399 to #398 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I've no idea how to post comments in mobile mode.
I'd say add me on Steam but if I remove my anonymity this won't be as exciting as it is now.
#400 to #399 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
you do have a point there    
 By my calculations this should be the 400th comment
you do have a point there
By my calculations this should be the 400th comment
#401 to #400 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Hmm, there are comments missing.
#402 to #401 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
some has been stealing my comments
some has been stealing my comments
#403 to #402 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
This is really painful for me to post so I am just going to stop posting.
#363 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Only 51 comments left to go and You have 400 ******* comments.
#364 to #363 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
That means it's time for negro kintamas in my face.
User avatar #365 to #364 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
negro kintamas? please do enlighten
#366 to #365 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
******** balls.


Turns out my most visited page is Your profile, I really do not have anything else to do with my life.
Excuse me for my ****** cropping skills and stuff, it was taken ex promtum.
#369 to #366 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
Also the best anime of all time. That is the Lithuanian character named Toris Laurinaitis
Hetalia: Axis Powers Yes
#372 to #369 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Halfchan? You wot m8, who goes to that rotten ******** anymore?
Also APKMANIA, oh You dirty android pirate.

(that pic was taken by You, right?)
User avatar #375 to #372 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
yes from my pirate android phone.... arggghhh
User avatar #374 to #372 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
well /b/ has fallen but it has other boards too. I usually go to /diy/, /fa/, /fit/
#376 to #374 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Evilhomer lifts, confirmed.
#377 to #376 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
(not to insult Your handsome avatar which makes You look like "a faggot" - random friend of mine that I linked this profile to)
#378 to #377 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I am not even joking, he called You a faggot.
User avatar #381 to #378 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
it takes one to know one.
He wot m8? dat checky cunt.. I'll sock him right in the gabber, swear on my mum
#371 to #369 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I am honoured by that picture but I honestly don't watch anime... at all.
User avatar #367 to #366 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
Good to know I'm your most visited
Justukas? My name is Justas.... This is some creepy ****
#370 to #367 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I've thought it was Paulius, excuse me but I have to rewrite few fanfics.
User avatar #373 to #370 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure you made some real amazing works. Me and cepelinai....
#355 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
So, what kind of vidya do You play?
I personally play Payday 2 atm, I also play CS:GO with a close friend of mine.
Sometimes I go play Garry's Mod/Luftrausers/Project Zomboid/Age of Mythology or some other cool games.
User avatar #357 to #355 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
At the moment I don't play anything since my PC is broken. I'm on my laptop.
But I usually play like NBA 2k14, Gmod, Assassin's creed or any other triple A title that my old machine can handle
#359 to #357 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear that.
My friend bought NBA 2K15 few days ago, now I am in a Skype call with him, he's really frustrated, swears all the time, calls everyone noobs and **** .
And I am just sitting here laughing my ass off.
#356 to #355 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
And it appears that Evilhomer-sensei is dead.
User avatar #358 to #356 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
Sensei was making food. Not cepelinai though
#361 to #358 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Rude.
#340 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Guyze, guyze, what if, guyze listen, what if I left like 100 comments here today?
THAT StarvedSouthKorean speaking
#346 to #340 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm confused. Are you the "Y anon" or the "Cepelinai anon" or both?
#353 to #346 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I am the only anon that has posted here in past 30 mins.
I am the Y anon/StarvedSouthKorean/Cepelinator/Whatever.
#350 to #346 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Iunno, I am everyone who You want me to be.
(I am guy tho :arrogant
#351 to #350 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Wow gg FJ, GG WP NO ******* RE.
#314 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh and I should probably stop spamming here, but eh, what's the worst that could happen?

And now, we speak about cepelinai and how they have changed our sexual life.
You go first.
#331 to #314 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
They were my first
They were my first
#354 to #331 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Hopefully not the last.
#312 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh and as You probably noticed by now, I have no reaction folder, I had one before I wiped my pc, had a ton of **** meant for everything, though never used it since I am a lurker.
All I have now is a picture of a black dildo and cepelinai.
User avatar #317 to #312 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
That's all you need. What more from life can you ask?
#320 to #317 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Well, sometimes spirguciai go well with cepelinai, just saying.
#311 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh and
Cause I can
#310 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Turns out FJ has a Skype group where all cool kids hang out, that's cool.
Never seen You in it.
Well, at least not in the screenshots that faggots like Joshlol post in FJ.
#313 to #310 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
Maybe I'm too cool for them
Didn't know that. Also it's not like I spend much time on Skype so it's no biggie if I'm not there unless the people want me to be
#344 to #313 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I spend quite a lot of time on Steam instead of Skype, I just have more in common with people there.
It's also way easier to spread Cepelinism to others there, but sadly I am not the first one to do it because certain cepelinai related urls are taken.
User avatar #348 to #344 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
did you try "Cepelinator"?
#319 to #313 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Pff, who wants to be in that group anyway, it's filled with faggot. I'd sex Joshlol to get into that group
#323 to #319 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
**** those assholes
I'd sell my body to them just to be there
#315 to #313 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Ey, isn't that the pic that one of FJunkers draw?
#316 to #315 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Also congrats on 300 comments milestone.
User avatar #321 to #316 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
Ye thanks. I think klina made that pic
User avatar #324 to #321 - klina ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
I like how people jump to conclusions. I made the pic, I didn't draw it. I just shopped the FJ screenshot onto the screen lol
User avatar #326 to #324 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
Let me rephrase that then...
I think kilna edited that pic
#329 to #326 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Anyway, what now, I am here, I am bored.
I post comments, You post comments, it's like actually being social...
#330 to #329 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
we're being social....
#334 to #330 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Anyway, I need to get rid of my habit of writing You with capital y.
It really removes anonimity as not a lot of people do that.
User avatar #336 to #334 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
but it's not like most people go "Oh so your that StarvedSouthKorean" so I think you're good
#338 to #336 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh trust me, I am not starved, I have cepelinai in my life.
User avatar #343 to #338 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh so you're the cepelinai anon... It's pretty hard to separate anons since they are, you know.... anonymous
#347 to #343 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I am just really lazy to post cepelinai with every comment I make. I'll just add a random letter at the end of my comments.


K
#352 to #349 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I also forgot to add a letter on another comment I made like few seconds ago, sorry about that, I am just tired. I hope You forgive me.


A
User avatar #360 to #352 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
You are forgiven



D
#379 to #360 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Next and last letter isn't D but whatever, it's not like I am actually going to write random letters at every comment I post.



J
User avatar #382 to #379 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
That would be stupid



P
#384 to #382 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Yup, that would be indeed stupid, spelling out random words with random letters, heh.
#335 to #334 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh well, at least now You know which is me and which is just random anon.
User avatar #339 to #335 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
I'll refer to you as the "Y anon"
I have made acquaintance with 2 anons. Cool
#341 to #339 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
2 anons? Oh noo.
#342 to #341 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I always thought that I was the only one.
User avatar #345 to #342 - evilhomer (10/14/2014) [-]
I got you two mixed up. Don't worry bb you're the only anon for me
#325 to #324 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
wow what a ****** You are
User avatar #327 to #325 - klina ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm more of a jew.
#332 to #327 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
I like jews, You're cool with me.
User avatar #333 to #332 - klina ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
That's what they all say until I backstab you and stal all your **** .
#337 to #333 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Wow, so You're a ****** nazi jew? That's like epic.
I'm a ****** nazi myself, minus the black part.
User avatar #404 to #337 - klina ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, **** those ******* amirite?
#322 to #321 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
ayy lmao look who visited Your profile
#309 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Did my history test today, wrote everything I knew about cepelinai, if I get 2 I am so gonna sue the lithuanian education system.

And remember folks, 9/11 was caused by a person who didn't believe in the great Cepelinas in the sky.
#308 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#306 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
I've checked Your profile like 5 times yesterday but I forgot to bring You the daily dose of cepelinai, great Cepelinas in the sky, please forgive me.

Anyway, what did You make this day for our one and only great Cepelinas?
#307 to #306 - evilhomer (10/13/2014) [-]
Awww yisss.....I was wondering where have you been gone.
Funny enough I got my braces today so I can't eat any hard foods and cepelinai is one of the ones that I actually can eat
User avatar #303 - becefalus (10/13/2014) [-]
noobfeg
#301 - kingdaniel (10/12/2014) [-]
Stop getting the top comment on every 						*******					 content you faggot.
Stop getting the top comment on every ******* content you faggot.
#302 to #301 - evilhomer (10/12/2014) [-]
It's a tough job.... but someones got to do it
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