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Sciencexplain, please confirm.
User avatar #3 - sciencexplain (32 minutes ago) [-]
Well... This magical occurrence is heavily discussed and debated, but in nuclear explosions, like the Japanese bomb drops, the nuclear explosion reacts in a way that the thermal radiation travels and effectively "bleaches" anything it comes in contact with. It is quite possible that the radiation was so powerful that it bleached the colour of the material, but when things are in the way, they were makeshift barriers that absorbed some of it. I think there is a video called "Shadows on a Bridge" or something that shows the bridge scorching effect where it faced the explosion. It's a very real occurrence, but I do question the origins of this photo. One site I saw when reverse searching it was one where somebody claimed to have seen it in person, 4.4 kilometers from the hypocenter and they claim that flash burned tar from the material and the lookout was standing there to prevent it hitting, so the tar around it was scorched off but the tar in the shadow wasn't. I can't speak for certain for this photo, but it is very possible that the thermal radiation can bleach a material of colour but a body can prevent it hitting certain spots.
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Seem reasonable.
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#180 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (07/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by evilhomer
Found your bread.
#106 - notaunicorn (06/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by evilhomer
His posts gets thumbs, his post get rage
He posts nights and posts days
It doens't matter what's your age
He posts for cis males, women and gays

He didn't post water, cats or even Nicolas Cage
He posted bread, and he posted all day
And even I found bread on my page
"Thank you for the bread": that's all I got to say
User avatar #279 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2014) [-]
Plz teach me how to FJ high quality comments, evilhomer-sensei
#280 to #279 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Browse the newest uploads, try to be witty and post a lot of comments. If you post like 10-15 comments you think are very good about 4 maybe 6 will make the frontpage if you're lucky.   
That is the path you must follow jonnyfrosty-kun
Browse the newest uploads, try to be witty and post a lot of comments. If you post like 10-15 comments you think are very good about 4 maybe 6 will make the frontpage if you're lucky.
That is the path you must follow jonnyfrosty-kun
#281 to #280 - jonnyfrosty (09/14/2014) [-]
Thx you, my master
#278 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
I bomb dongers with my cepelinai, that's all.
#277 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
Who the **** took cepelinas and cepelinai urls before me, now I am stuck with acepelinas.
It's just eh.
Non-believers taking account urls omg.
#273 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
RIP You, I've been checking this profile all day, yet I haven't gotten a single response from You.
Cepelinai Sim 2014 won't go online today.
User avatar #274 to #273 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I was out all day doing..... stuff
But now I will be off again to watch LTU-USA basketball match. I'm betting all my cepelinai on this one.
#275 to #274 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
RIP Your cepelinai. Everyone knows that USA plays unfair, like really, the judges are bribed 100%.
#276 to #275 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
It's more that European Basketball is different to American Basketball. In Europe you play more as a team, trust each other and do plays, it's a slower type of basketball. In USA on the other hand is more about 1v1 or 2v2, they train to be much more athletic and explosive so that the fans would be entertained because of the fast paced action.   
NBA players on that team get payed like 10-20mil plus, so they are expected to live up to that.   
All in all basketball is much more exploited in the states and at least for now they are to athletically and skillfully advanced for most teams to handle. But as long as the ball is round there is always a chance for them to lose and for someone to win.   
And yeah, the referees should check their voice-mail because they missed a few calls.    
   
But no mater how hopeless it seems I will cheer on for my team whenever they face Team USA. We have one once, we can win again.   
 I borrowed those cepelinai from a mob boss and now they're gone... I'm screwed
It's more that European Basketball is different to American Basketball. In Europe you play more as a team, trust each other and do plays, it's a slower type of basketball. In USA on the other hand is more about 1v1 or 2v2, they train to be much more athletic and explosive so that the fans would be entertained because of the fast paced action.
NBA players on that team get payed like 10-20mil plus, so they are expected to live up to that.
All in all basketball is much more exploited in the states and at least for now they are to athletically and skillfully advanced for most teams to handle. But as long as the ball is round there is always a chance for them to lose and for someone to win.
And yeah, the referees should check their voice-mail because they missed a few calls.

But no mater how hopeless it seems I will cheer on for my team whenever they face Team USA. We have one once, we can win again.
I borrowed those cepelinai from a mob boss and now they're gone... I'm screwed
#271 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
Today my classmate mentioned cepelinai thrice without me having to force her, today was a good day, I tell ya.
It's finally happening.

(Sorry that it ain't a gif, I have no idea how to edit those)
#270 to #267 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
That's not how You post cepelinai.
Learn to do **** .
#268 to #267 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
T-thanks.... I guess
T-thanks.... I guess
User avatar #269 to #268 - ied (09/10/2014) [-]
shut your mouth
#266 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
I'd go show Josh the truth behind cepelinai, but he has used my only weakness, private profiles. Now that **** is cepelinai-proof.
#261 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
You and Joshlol are the only reasons why I check who posted the comment/content, only difference is that I give him reds and I give You greens.

P.S. **** You, Joshlol, You never liked cepelinai.
User avatar #262 to #261 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Joshlol, convert to the church of Cepelinai and save your soul!
User avatar #263 to #262 - joshlol (09/10/2014) [-]
lol
#264 to #263 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
You better ******* not make content out of this.
#272 to #264 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
Everything is cepelinai!
User avatar #265 to #264 - joshlol (09/10/2014) [-]
no need
#258 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
Soon enough I will have enough time to spend my entire day checking everything You posted and bringing You cepelinai everywhere.

Soon all will be cepelinai.
#259 to #258 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
You're like my own cepelinai delivery guy/girl/thing and I appreciate that.
Even with all the ceplinai you are going to post you will never beat my bread posts I was known as "The Bread Jesus" It was a time before I knew the true meaning of cepelinai
#260 to #259 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
Sorry to burst Your bubble but I am just a regular male that appreciates the truth behind cepelinai.

Also cepelinai have been friends with duoda ir bulka for quite a while now, yet many fail to recognize that.
#252 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are cepelinai, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's cepelinai.
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop cepelinai, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes cepelinai.
He opens his mouth, but the cepelinai won't come out, he's choking how, everybody's joking now, the cepelinas's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity, oh, there goes cepelinai, he choked, he's so mad, but he won't give up cepelinai.
Easy, no, he won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these cepelinai.
It don't matter, he's cepelinai, he knows that but he's cepelinai.
He's so cepelinai, he knows, when he goes back to his mobile cepelinai, that's when it's, back to the kitchen again, yo.
This whole rhapsody, he better go capture this cepelinas and hope it don't pass him.
Doesn't really rhyme but oh well.
It's something!
#253 to #252 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
Also, dem line breaks, ruining lyrics since whatever.
#254 to #253 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Look, if you had one dish, or one cepelinas. To seize every cepelinai you ever wanted. one moment. Would you eat it or just let it slip?
Look, if you had one dish, or one cepelinas. To seize every cepelinai you ever wanted. one moment. Would you eat it or just let it slip?
#255 to #254 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
What kind of a monster eats cepelinai?


That's just beyond morbid.
#256 to #255 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Elementary my dear Anon.
Considering the evidence I gathered throughout my thorough search, I have found one suspect in this cepelinai murder case. There is a anon that comes to this profile everyday to preach about the glorious truths of cepelinai. But one time his tongue slipped and he spat out that he indeed did the unthinkable. This screenshot I brought today shows the culprit with his hand in the cookie jar or if I may... The pot of cepelinai.
With all the evidence given I have reason to believe that you are guilty of consuming cepelinai and most possibly also koldunai but that is another case I have yet to indulge myself in .
I rest my case.
#257 to #256 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
It was before I was shown the truth behind cepelinai, forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
#244 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
I am quite surprised not many people come to stalk You on Your profile.

It's quite fun.
#246 to #244 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
It's not much stalking if I can see who visited.... unless it's somebody who does this daily and doesn't leave me alone  like the mysterious cepelinai man who brings cepelinai to my profile everyday
It's not much stalking if I can see who visited.... unless it's somebody who does this daily and doesn't leave me alone like the mysterious cepelinai man who brings cepelinai to my profile everyday
#245 to #244 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
I really need to learn to write cepelinai in every comment I post.
User avatar #247 to #245 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Rewire your keyboards circuit board and make a whole button for it
The QWERTY keyboard with cepelinai extension.
#248 to #247 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
Well, I'll brb, gotta fap, don't expect more cepelinai comments for another 30 mins.
User avatar #249 to #248 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
knowing you, your going to fap to some ceplinai anyway
#250 to #249 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
The great Cepelinas in the sky does not approve of bad grammar.
Brb gotta continue searching for something fap-worthy.
#251 to #250 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
a simple yet fatal misstate   
You're
a simple yet fatal misstate
You're
#233 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
I haven't left a daily cepelinai comment, I am a disgrace to the cepelinai family!
#235 to #233 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
You bring dishonor. You must perform Sudoku
You bring dishonor. You must perform Sudoku
#234 to #233 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh look, You're online, time to see if You will respond in 5 mins.
#236 to #234 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
I did it in 3 because I'm in a good mood
I did it in 3 because I'm in a good mood
#237 to #236 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
It's like You have an infinite ammount of pictures for every situation ever, You truly are the best.


Also, that gif doe.
#238 to #237 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
I have more that I would ever need   
 Yet I do not have a single cepelinai gif....
I have more that I would ever need
Yet I do not have a single cepelinai gif....
#242 to #238 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh look, I just found the same picture You posted 19 hours ago, congrats on getting it stickied.


Should've posted cepelinai instead.
#239 to #238 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
The Cepelinas church has a lot of cepelinai gifs, You should ask them.


Also that gif lacks explosions.
And sun rays.
And lens flares.
#240 to #239 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
a quick fix later...
a quick fix later...
#241 to #240 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
Yes, perfect, peeeeerfect, just as perfect as cepelinai.
#243 to #241 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Blasphemy! Nothing is as perfect as cepelinai... NOTHING
Blasphemy! Nothing is as perfect as cepelinai... NOTHING
#231 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
Spooky scary cepelinai, send cesnakai down Your spine
Shrieking mesos kukuliai will shock Your soul, seal Your vakariene tonight
Spooky scary cepelinai, eat with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise, when You eat these bulviu cepelinai
We're so sorry cepelinai, You're so underrated
You only want to be eaten, but I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary cepelinai, are just too tasty for You.

Cepelinai are love, I say, cepelinai are life.
#232 to #231 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I had a tough day today and saw your daily cepelinai comment. It made me crack a smile.
Cepelinai is happiness
#227 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
I've been looking at this page all day, waiting for something new to appear.
I guess I have to make it happen.

I heard You give nice spiritual wisdom, any tips for today?
#229 to #227 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
I have as much wisodm as rock... But what the hell.   
"Either do something with full effort or not do it at all. Nobody likes a half assed result."  Like if you have 2 cepelinai in your plate you better 						*******					 finish it.
I have as much wisodm as rock... But what the hell.
"Either do something with full effort or not do it at all. Nobody likes a half assed result." Like if you have 2 cepelinai in your plate you better ******* finish it.
#230 to #229 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
When I eat cepelinai I lick my plate clean, that way I do not waste even an atom of them.
#228 to #227 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
*cough* cepelinai *cough*
#220 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
204 Comments? It'll be 2004 comments when I'm done with it.

sometimes i like to type random Crap that has no actual mEaning to it, anyway, today i used my PEestoL and It made a Nice "pokst" sound, it wAs so loud that even I got shocked.
#221 to #220 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
By all means please do.
I have but one question to you... Are you a user or just a lurker?
#222 to #221 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Lurker for around 4 years.

Regular user wouldn't go anonymous to talk with people.
#223 to #222 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Sorry to disappoint You.


I am too antisocial to post crap here.


Also, forgot to mention cepelinai.
#224 to #223 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Most anons usually troll or do stupid **** to annoy people... but you are different.
You're cool in my books random FJ lurker.
#225 to #224 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
You are literally the first person I've ever contacted on Funnyjunk, so good on ye.
It was because I saw plenty of Your comments, saw Your sexy selfie (presumably that's You) and noticed that You were from Lithuania.




Cepelinai.
#226 to #225 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I actually saw quite a lot of FJ Lithuanians but most of them are not that active. And you are the first anon I contacted on FJ like this, so rejoice as well.
My selfie sure is sexy I'd **** me also Cepelinai
#218 - anonymous (09/04/2014) [-]
I sometimes eat bread with my cepelinai, that's all.
User avatar #219 to #218 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Sour cream is also good with your cepelinai.
#216 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
I'll keep lurking here everyday, on Your profile, until one day I will reveal myself.

Anyway, sup?

Cepelinai
#217 to #216 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
I will wait patiently for that day to come
Cepelinai is love, cepelinai is life
#214 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
Will You always respond with that picture when I mention cepelinai?


P.S. Cepelinai on my balls
#215 to #214 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
But of course random internet cepelinai enthusiast.
User avatar #211 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Homer this site has finally showed a large collection of stupidity. When in a topic about colors i said what i (And possibly a lot of australians are taught) That black and white arn't colors. They're shades. Its taught in our art/photography classes.

Scicenex-plain arrives and calls me a retard n **** for not knowing the exact scientific forumula for color, then throwing insults at even my teacher calling her an idiot. That ain't cool.

So far a lot of members are reading what i'm saying and just assume S.explain is right because the guy googles his facts or something but this is making me facepalm so much that a minor comment on a post has swelled like this.

What do, because this is horrifying.
#212 to #211 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I'm honored that you often come to me to get some of my "wisdom" but you got to realize I don't have all the answers. I'm an 18yr old. I haven't seen a lot of 18yr "wise" teenagers.

Anyway from what I know about colors. You see a color because of the fact that it's rays were not absorbed and were reflected. Black is an absence of color. When there are no light to be reflected nor absorbed. In other words Black which as you said is a shade. But White on the other hand is a color. It is a composition of all the RGB colors. So technically, by my current academical knowledge on basic physics, you are half correct.
TL;DR Black is a shade, White is a color.
But even with all I said I still might be wrong. This question is widely debated and has a lot of different opinions. This is what I have been thought.
Hope I helped.
User avatar #213 to #212 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Sssh never doubt yourself homer, Believe in me believing in you. Currently drawing up a more or less "Comment simulator."
#209 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
It's really rare to see a lithuanian that has actually achieved something on FJ.

You're my hero.


Now go on, spread cepelinai to others.
#210 to #209 - evilhomer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Somebody acknowledged me.. Swell with cepelinai and basketball.
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