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Date Signed Up:9/03/2011
Last Login:5/27/2012
Location:California
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#96 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on ralps's profile 0
User avatar #97 - ralps (05/26/2012) [-]
haha thanks...
#3 - cookies = SFW 05/25/2012 on Milk n cookies +4
#305 - Your text hurts my eyes ... OUCH 05/25/2012 on evilfederation's profile 0
#1 - Picture 05/24/2012 on mynameislego's profile 0
#1 - COME AT ME, BRO  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on Definitely OC to the max 0
#2 - anonymous (05/23/2012) [-]
lol
#302 - No, I don't. But I made a dolan version. That's all I was tryi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on evilfederation's profile 0
User avatar #303 - nevergonnatrollyou (05/23/2012) [-]
I see. Well I din't understand you at first. It was nice BTW
#470 - I smell nigger, NIGGER.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2012 on couragewolf's profile 0
User avatar #473 - couragewolf (05/23/2012) [-]
hey, how would you like a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP
#3 - I agree. Plus the girl is so beautiful I never tire of… 05/22/2012 on Nigger hand -2
#299 - I know, just heard. Not sure if want or disappoint... 05/22/2012 on evilfederation's profile 0
#298 - I don't comment very often, but congrats.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2012 on evilfederation's profile 0
#300 - fmlayt (05/22/2012) [-]
I'm bowled over
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evilfederation has disabled anonymous comments.
#307 - yoper (3 hours ago) [-]
Please don't ask any questions.
User avatar #306 - mynameislego ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Incase evilfed stopped watching me, #2059 to #330 in content in past 2 days...like i said...i'm on my way...gunna be a slower climb to the top now tho cuz of bigger gaps in thumbs. but i'll be in the srs bsns category soon enough
#308 to #306 - mynameislego ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
did i say #330? i meant #249. made it to the #1 spot with only post yesterday. oh yeaaaaaa. shortround has some advice
#301 - nevergonnatrollyou (05/23/2012) [-]
Hey, your status is gone so I can't see your reply. Anyway, I still hope that you don't think you made 5ever into a meme.
User avatar #302 to #301 - evilfederation (05/23/2012) [-]
No, I don't. But I made a dolan version. That's all I was trying to say ...
User avatar #303 to #302 - nevergonnatrollyou (05/23/2012) [-]
I see. Well I din't understand you at first. It was nice BTW
#297 - fmlayt (05/22/2012) [-]
Horry shit, I passed you in comment ranks.
User avatar #298 to #297 - evilfederation (05/22/2012) [-]
I don't comment very often, but congrats.
#300 to #298 - fmlayt (05/22/2012) [-]
I'm bowled over
I'm bowled over
#293 - bionicpanda (05/22/2012) [-]
your pic reminded me of this.
#295 to #293 - evilfederation (05/22/2012) [-]
Mine's from Blade Runner..
User avatar #296 to #295 - puppybiscuit ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
Ridley Scott just announced that he is working on Blade Runner 2...
User avatar #299 to #296 - evilfederation (05/22/2012) [-]
I know, just heard.
Not sure if want
or disappoint...
User avatar #291 - stegotron (05/18/2012) [-]
i wish your falacies post had to proper names for them, other than that its beautiful! I think i'll findit handy in english class
User avatar #277 - rustyshakleford (05/12/2012) [-]
Dolan!
User avatar #276 - Sunset ONLINE (05/12/2012) [-]
Over 900k on the ranks, ggggggrats.
User avatar #305 to #276 - evilfederation (05/25/2012) [-]
Your text hurts my eyes ... OUCH
#282 to #276 - deathhardiv ONLINE (05/12/2012) [-]
>Repost from 9gag
>Screenshots from 4chan
>Post porn in SFW
>Congratulate him

User avatar #286 to #282 - fukkendragonite (05/14/2012) [-]
>complains about screenshots from 4chan
>Attempting to greentext on FJ

I don't actually give a shit about either of those things but practice what you preach fucker.
#284 to #282 - evilfederation (05/12/2012) [-]
<NO
<Yes (so what?)
<No, but breasts
<yfw you can't read this reply without logging out

#283 to #282 - Sunset ONLINE (05/12/2012) [-]
>Friend for months
>Do not pay attention to any posts anymore
>Fuck bitches
>Do not get payed
>mfw
User avatar #273 - kidboom (05/11/2012) [-]
Hey dude, thanks for accepting the request!
You are awesome!

User avatar #274 to #273 - evilfederation (05/11/2012) [-]
No, you.
#275 to #274 - kidboom (05/11/2012) [-]
So, wasup?:D
User avatar #279 to #275 - evilfederation (05/12/2012) [-]
nothing, u?
User avatar #281 to #279 - kidboom (05/12/2012) [-]
Listening to music.
User avatar #268 - dvdfaust (05/09/2012) [-]
hey, you being in stoner-humor and all, I've got a question. I tried weed for the first time and felt nothing, literally nothing at all different. it was 1 cigarette of it, 2 puffs and once where the girl I was with had it in her mouth and blew the smoke directly into my mouth, this was several hours ago. Do you know why this may be? did I not inhale right? I know it wasn't that it was just bad stuff, since her eyes, in about 5 minutes at most, were completely dilated, no iris showing at all. what do you think it could be?
User avatar #294 to #268 - bionicpanda (05/22/2012) [-]
This may be a little late but most of the time when people try weed for the first time they don't really get ''high''
User avatar #304 to #294 - dvdfaust (05/23/2012) [-]
It's the second time I've tried.
User avatar #269 to #268 - evilfederation (05/09/2012) [-]
I don't understand your question.
Weed effects everyone differently.
User avatar #270 to #269 - dvdfaust (05/09/2012) [-]
I'm asking, why do you think I didn't feel any sort of effect from it at all?
#271 to #270 - chibikeaton (05/10/2012) [-]
Sometimes if you have a different sexual orientation, then weed will actually effect your mind differently. I know this sounds like bull, but its because of the different distribution of hormones in your brain. Someone who is homosexual will have much higher estrogen levels than someone who is heterosexual, and since estrogen is lower in adrenalin (one of the prime chemicals that gives that "high" feeling) than testosterone, it means you wont feel as much of an effect from the marijuana smoke. Try checking up on your sexual orientation. Nothing wrong with it if you are homosexual, more power to you :). But if that is the case (it might be and you just don't realize it, really try thinking about this, some people just don't know that they are.) then try some more hardcore drugs. My personal recommendation would be Speed. It gives an amazing high regardless or sexual orientation. Just take it easy, its tricky to not get hooked. Good luck and have fun my friend. :D
User avatar #272 to #271 - dvdfaust (05/11/2012) [-]
Well fuck, this is the only time I've felt bad about being gay.
#278 to #272 - chibikeaton (05/12/2012) [-]
lol, its okay, same thing happens to me too. Highfive for homosexuality though :D
User avatar #280 to #278 - dvdfaust (05/12/2012) [-]
Not-so-high five, then! ^-^
#260 - Sunset ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
so, this is completely out of the blue, but

i noticed the last time i came here that you lived in California... and in the past i recall that you originally were in China? i'm assuming you moved
User avatar #259 - shadowrated (05/02/2012) [-]
FUCK YOUR #1 RANK
#261 to #259 - evilfederation Comment deleted by evilfederation[-]
#263 to #261 - shadowrated (05/03/2012) [-]
COME AT ME BRO
COME AT ME BRO
#264 to #263 - evilfederation Comment deleted by evilfederation[-]
User avatar #267 to #266 - NotAdmin (05/04/2012) [-]
lol
#258 - billnyetheguy **User deleted account** (05/02/2012) [-]
Dude we are not fucking allied with 4chan.
User avatar #257 - tsoper ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
challenge accepted.
#253 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [-]
I are niggest
User avatar #254 to #253 - cocktail (05/01/2012) [-]
j/k im white
User avatar #255 to #254 - evilfederation (05/01/2012) [-]
So much for disabling
anonymous comments :/
User avatar #256 to #255 - cocktail (05/01/2012) [-]
lololololololoolololooololololololololol
#250 - mahnamesjakers (04/28/2012) [-]
You have so many content thumbs that Skype recognizes it as a phone number.
#252 to #250 - evilfederation (04/29/2012) [-]
phone losers dot org FTW
User avatar #251 to #250 - evilfederation (04/29/2012) [-]
Call the number and ask if their jimmies are rustled
Keep calling different numbers every time the thumb count changes
???
Endless phone pranking
Profit!
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#248 - Obscurity (04/27/2012) [-]
Top 10 already.
#243 - kusherboy (04/27/2012) [-]
in less than a year you've gotten front page over 320 times not to mention another 1000 on second page... You are the ultimate FJer
User avatar #244 to #243 - evilfederation (04/27/2012) [-]
How can you find those statistics? j/w
Also, ty for your support!
User avatar #245 to #244 - kusherboy (04/27/2012) [-]
you have 80 pages of content (while viewing six at a time) that are above 750 thumbs (min to be front page)
#246 to #245 - evilfederation (04/27/2012) [-]
oic, well that number to get to FP is always changing, however
I dispute your statistics, but yes I've been on FP a lot...especially recently
<-------- friend and subscribe for this
#247 to #246 - kusherboy (04/27/2012) [-]
if anything that number is are fp is higher the 2nd page is more like another 400 when i go back and check. and yea sure ill fern you y not :D
User avatar #240 - arnoldblacknigger (04/24/2012) [-]
nigger
User avatar #241 to #240 - evilfederation (04/24/2012) [-]
no, u
User avatar #234 - Obscurity (04/24/2012) [-]
Ya know, back in my day when I was the #1 poster in 90 days, my record was 625000. No one was even close.

Now you have to come along and screw it up by more than 225000.

jerk.
User avatar #236 to #235 - Obscurity (04/24/2012) [-]
I keed, I keed.

It's good to have some new blood at top.

Ever since Princess Celestia did this new thumbs thingy a year and a half ago, few people have been #1. Those few include me, panaotizz, ing, a few others I don't know because I quit for a couple months, and, of course, you.

Welcome to the club :D
Hopefully in a few weeks I'll become your second in command ;)
#237 to #236 - evilfederation (04/24/2012) [-]
Good to see you're back,
I could use some competition.
User avatar #238 to #237 - Obscurity (04/24/2012) [-]
Same here.

We shall be friendly rivals.
#239 to #238 - evilfederation (04/24/2012) [-]
k, it is so.
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