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#148 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Petting Animals +2
#149 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#150 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
God damn it. YOU WIN THIS ONE, SALAD MAN!
#151 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
There was no Wei I wouldn't win.
#152 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
You just said that...
#146 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Petting Animals +1
#147 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#148 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#149 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#150 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
God damn it. YOU WIN THIS ONE, SALAD MAN!
#151 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
There was no Wei I wouldn't win.
#152 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
You just said that...
#143 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Petting Animals +1
#145 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#146 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#147 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#148 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#149 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#150 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
God damn it. YOU WIN THIS ONE, SALAD MAN!
#151 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
There was no Wei I wouldn't win.
#152 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
You just said that...
#141 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Petting Animals +2
#142 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#143 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#145 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#146 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#147 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#148 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#149 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#150 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
God damn it. YOU WIN THIS ONE, SALAD MAN!
#151 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
There was no Wei I wouldn't win.
#152 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
You just said that...
#137 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Petting Animals +2
#139 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#141 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
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#143 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#145 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#146 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#147 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#148 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#149 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#150 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
God damn it. YOU WIN THIS ONE, SALAD MAN!
#151 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
There was no Wei I wouldn't win.
#152 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
You just said that...
#135 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Petting Animals +1
#136 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#137 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#139 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#141 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#142 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#143 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#145 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#146 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#147 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#148 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#149 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#150 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
God damn it. YOU WIN THIS ONE, SALAD MAN!
#151 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
There was no Wei I wouldn't win.
#152 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
You just said that...
#133 - (I retract my previous statement)  [+] (16 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Petting Animals +2
User avatar #134 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
I am tired. But more importantly I am a stupid fuck and you should treat me like one.

I eVEN put emPHAsis on the inCORrect sylAble.
#135 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#136 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#137 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#139 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#141 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
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#143 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
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#146 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#147 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#148 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#149 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#150 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
God damn it. YOU WIN THIS ONE, SALAD MAN!
#151 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
There was no Wei I wouldn't win.
#152 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
You just said that...
#132 - In that case, I salute you for doing your duties. Carry on, good man! 09/01/2014 on Petting Animals +1
#128 - You...you ARE ******* around, right?  [+] (22 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Petting Animals +2
User avatar #160 - atrocitustheking (09/01/2014) [-]
No, that's genuinely how the creator of Coldsteel spelled it.
User avatar #161 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
The Salad Man and I already had this discussion.
User avatar #131 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
I fucked up now. It was never incorrect. It just looked odd to me. It is a weird word. Still, the quote is "nothing personnel, kid"
#133 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
(I retract my previous statement)
User avatar #134 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
I am tired. But more importantly I am a stupid fuck and you should treat me like one.

I eVEN put emPHAsis on the inCORrect sylAble.
#135 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#136 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#137 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#139 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#141 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#142 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#143 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#145 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#146 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#147 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#148 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
#149 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
#150 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
God damn it. YOU WIN THIS ONE, SALAD MAN!
#151 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
There was no Wei I wouldn't win.
#152 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
You just said that...
User avatar #130 - validlikesalad (09/01/2014) [-]
Well the real Coldsteel the Hedgehog quote said "Personnel". I was correcting the incorrect incorrect spelling to the correct incorrect spelling. So technically yes and technically no. I know it's personal.
#132 - evictedone (09/01/2014) [-]
In that case, I salute you for doing your duties. Carry on, good man!
#173 - UltraBlack 08/31/2014 on Tumblrerism Anything and... 0
#110 - I'm all for mrforte's statement. Which is why I'ma just step i… 08/30/2014 on Saw on a 4chan thread 0
#111 - Just promise to keep the spiders away...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on bruh +3
#114 - teddybearlove (08/28/2014) [-]
#107 - *Ahem* There comes a time in every man's life when he mus…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on bruh +5
#110 - teddybearlove (08/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for All the Pie! OM NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM OM NOM I made this for you!
#111 - evictedone (08/28/2014) [-]
Just promise to keep the spiders away...
#114 - teddybearlove (08/28/2014) [-]
#103 - NO. PIE. 4. U.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2014 on bruh +4
#106 - teddybearlove (08/28/2014) [-]
Then you can have this
#107 - evictedone (08/28/2014) [-]
*Ahem*
There comes a time in every man's life when he must admit defeat. For, against all his wishes and desires, his enemies now have the upper hand. What this means, is that he must now execute a tactical retreat in order to preserve his masculinity and- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, HAVE THE PIE! Hope you like pumpkin, you evil spider-using doodoo head. ;_;
#110 - teddybearlove (08/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for All the Pie! OM NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM OM NOM I made this for you!
#111 - evictedone (08/28/2014) [-]
Just promise to keep the spiders away...
#114 - teddybearlove (08/28/2014) [-]
#70 - OH, C'MOOOON! IT'S STILL A F**KIN' TROLL! Know what? **…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on bruh +7
User avatar #119 - gunthar (08/28/2014) [-]
Funny junk wouldnt be the same without these guys they make the coment section a lot funnier.
#101 - teddybearlove (08/28/2014) [-]
Can I please have some pie?
#103 - evictedone (08/28/2014) [-]
NO. PIE. 4. U.
#106 - teddybearlove (08/28/2014) [-]
Then you can have this
#107 - evictedone (08/28/2014) [-]
*Ahem*
There comes a time in every man's life when he must admit defeat. For, against all his wishes and desires, his enemies now have the upper hand. What this means, is that he must now execute a tactical retreat in order to preserve his masculinity and- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, HAVE THE PIE! Hope you like pumpkin, you evil spider-using doodoo head. ;_;
#110 - teddybearlove (08/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for All the Pie! OM NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM OM NOM I made this for you!
#111 - evictedone (08/28/2014) [-]
Just promise to keep the spiders away...
#114 - teddybearlove (08/28/2014) [-]
#65 - God damn it. I thought, for a moment, that uchi-luvre posted t… 08/28/2014 on bruh 0
#20 - I have to ask since tvtropes has split that page up, but did C…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Swimming day. 0
User avatar #52 - norkas (08/28/2014) [-]
Nah, just pointing it out.
#83 - You're taking it pretty well. I don't think anyone's gonna hol…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Well, It's True 0
User avatar #89 - technobanana (08/28/2014) [-]
eh its pretty hilarious and anyway you can't post a comment like i did and not expect someone to say something.
#236 - Comment deleted 08/27/2014 on Ask Carlos 0
#284 - They won't take us easily, we're not like the rest. They make …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Internet going pepsi? +1
#325 - doctorprofessornv (08/21/2014) [-]
This basically no ban pls Admin, I'm trying to help.
#281 - I will hope it is as you say. But, for now, I shall prepare my…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Internet going pepsi? +2
#287 - diespitris (08/21/2014) [-]

It never hurts to be prepared.

LONG LIVE FUNNYJUNK!
#273 - And when they come...I know not what to expect, friend. I fear…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Internet going pepsi? +2
#274 - diespitris (08/21/2014) [-]

I wouldn't worry about it, brother. They may not know our ways, but some will adapt and join us in glorious Funnyjunkery. Others will get horrifically sodomized by red thumbs and walk the walk of shame to other sites.

In the end, we will still remain. And we will be laughing, no matter the outcome.
#281 - evictedone (08/21/2014) [-]
I will hope it is as you say. But, for now, I shall prepare my bed, lest they force me into the final rest in an uncomfortable manner. LONG LIVE FUNNYJUNK!
#287 - diespitris (08/21/2014) [-]

It never hurts to be prepared.

LONG LIVE FUNNYJUNK!
#266 - Might as well put on our nice faces and prepare to greet our n…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Internet going pepsi? +3
#269 - diespitris (08/21/2014) [-]

Indeed, even when all other sites looked down upon us before, we shall smile and open our arms for them when they come.
#273 - evictedone (08/21/2014) [-]
And when they come...I know not what to expect, friend. I fear the days when they join us. Will they look upon us with gratitude and joy, or fear and loathing? Will they take our place and leave us to rot, or take up arms in our names in the skirmishes to follow?
#274 - diespitris (08/21/2014) [-]

I wouldn't worry about it, brother. They may not know our ways, but some will adapt and join us in glorious Funnyjunkery. Others will get horrifically sodomized by red thumbs and walk the walk of shame to other sites.

In the end, we will still remain. And we will be laughing, no matter the outcome.
#281 - evictedone (08/21/2014) [-]
I will hope it is as you say. But, for now, I shall prepare my bed, lest they force me into the final rest in an uncomfortable manner. LONG LIVE FUNNYJUNK!
#287 - diespitris (08/21/2014) [-]

It never hurts to be prepared.

LONG LIVE FUNNYJUNK!
#58 - Mine, currently. Shiny? 08/19/2014 on Yes...Perfect... +1
#30 - I can't help but think that that image is so classy. 08/19/2014 on go nuts 0
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User avatar #6 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
So the DMs say:

" we don't ever use a grid, however most DM's do, but those materials cost money so we don't. He's going to need percentile dice and a lot of D6 for character creation. He can always check the Forgotten Realms Wiki forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page for all those plots and info. If he wants he can always check to find the manuals for 3.5 (or SDR) online minus.com/mdnd35[/spoiler] as well (as that is the version that Forgotten Realms takes place in) There is also the DnD Wiki [spoiler] www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page that we get a lot of our info from as well. Monster manuals aren't required cause all that info is online as well, he can also goggle some campaigns if he doesn't want to come up with things on the fly. And there is the online community Roll20 roll20.net/ . Hope that helps!"

It was great because they were actually discussing this during the session.
User avatar #7 to #6 - evictedone (10/12/2014) [-]
Wow. I didn't actually expect a response tonight. And this, right here, pretty much makes my day. Thanks for the reply, and for checking with your DMs. It helps a lot, and with a bit of luck, I might get the first campaign going sometime this or next week, so long as I can get a bit of planning going.

But, if you guys didn't use a grid, how did you keep track of distance, locations, placements, and the geography of the "map" you were playing on?
User avatar #8 to #7 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
Glad to have been of some help!

It is generally the DM's job to keep track of distance, location, placements, and geography of the map. After all, it is your campaign, and you are running it. It takes a lot of planning to create a map, and you need to write a lot of stuff down. Grids are generally only useful for small areas, like a room or hallway, to display the location of enemies and players.

I guess you should start of simple, and build up to more complicated plans later on. When you get the hang of it, every action a character makes has a consequence, although it might not happen right away or even to them. For instance, if you bring the tiefling in your party to your hidden elf village, you will get banned from the village because IT'S A TIEFLING AND YOU LED IT TO THE VILLAGE OMGWTFBBQ! Or, if the characters manage to defeat an orc hoard a certain way, the elf village will get destroyed by Drow, whereas if they didn't then the DM could have skipped that plot point completely.

So, basically, you know those choose your own adventures books? That's what this is like. Only you, the DM, need to have the plot go off in a direction for every single decision the party makes or could make. This isn't something you can make up on the fly because it has to fit into the end of the campaign smoothly.
User avatar #9 to #8 - evictedone (10/12/2014) [-]
So, if the grid-based map isn't necessary, then it relies heavily on people's ability to project the scene themselves. At that point, though, do you just end up keeping character sheets for the enemies they face, so you can keep track of that stuff?

Heh, I'm never gonna run outta questions for this thing, and I'm sorry for that.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh no that's fine, question are good. Although it is 3 am so I might have to answer questions tomorrow.

The map does rely on your ability to project the scene.

But yes, you do need character sheets for every villain you make. Also NPC's, because sometimes they get into fights, or join the party. If a player isn't playing the NPC, then the GM plays that character as well as narrating. Non enemy animals too, if someone decides they want to hunt.
#11 to #10 - evictedone (10/12/2014) [-]
You're a big help, Zafara,and I owe ya for the info tonight. But, if you're getting tired, I'll let you go. Sleep well, man!
User avatar #12 to #11 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
Eh, just start asking questions tomorrow and I'll get back to you. The stories I could tell about campaigns. I would have actually gotten back to you earlier last night but the elf ranger saw a giant bird and decided to kill it. It was a baby. Of a species that fires lightening. I had to hide under a covered wagon because my weapons are not ranged.

I actually got experience for being smart enough to do that.
User avatar #4 to #3 - evictedone (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, wasn't on much last night after my last comment towards ya. How goes your day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I just woke up
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