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#306 - I'M WITH YOU, BUDDY! But, then, I was kinda with PlayStati… 11/30/2014 on Black Friday PS4 vs Xbox One +2
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#125 - But how's the front look?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Cosplay win! +1
#130 - bazda (11/26/2014) [-]
Are you kidding? Who even cares, look at that booty!
#15 - The burning comes in when everyone is too polite to say it. It…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Call the Burn Center... +2
User avatar #35 - sketchysketchist (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh I see.
Seems legit.
Thanks for the explanation.
#13 - Anti-GG members are smearing honest journalists for pointing o…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Call the Burn Center... +1
User avatar #14 - sketchysketchist (11/21/2014) [-]
I guess that makes sense.
I still don't see the burning.
User avatar #15 - evictedone (11/21/2014) [-]
The burning comes in when everyone is too polite to say it. It's kinda like (mind my racist portrayal) calling a fat black bitch out on her weave and how she acts like "all dat" when no man wants to touch her; or, similarly, if she's been wrecked a million times over and really has nothing left to offer. You say something like that, you're bound to start a fight simply because the fat black bitch is proud and not intelligent enough to come up with a suitable retort.
User avatar #35 - sketchysketchist (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh I see.
Seems legit.
Thanks for the explanation.
#12 - You're not wrong, but the thing is that honest journalists are… 11/21/2014 on Call the Burn Center... +2
#2 - Google was my first option, as well. Hell, I even tried typing… 11/21/2014 on Crazy Koreans On A Plane 0
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User avatar #47 - donatelo (11/18/2014) [-]
4chan mobile.
#54 - Is that Alfred Pennyworth headbutting and breaking the nose of…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Want sum fuk? +9
User avatar #55 - legoslayer (11/17/2014) [-]
That ain't Bruce Wayne.
That's Kal-El.
Clark Kent.
Alfred straight up headbutt Superman into submission in the Injustice comics, like a real butler.
#56 - anonymous (11/17/2014) [-]
Does he have a kryptonite plate in his fucking head?
User avatar #60 - legoslayer (11/17/2014) [-]
A plot device in Injustice, so the human-like characters who couldn't take a punch to Superman could still be used, wa sto have them ingest a super-drug that gave them incredible suerhuman capabiity. Robin also launched Batman with a single punch, and Superman's Earth mother took one to hold him back from Green Arrow (Superman, after the accidental dreath of Lois Lane and his unborn child at his own fault, turned into a dictator of Earth. Batman and gang try to stop him, some help. There's time-travel). When Batman has one, he's in the process of reverse-engineering it when Superman attacks, not noticing the process. When it's done and Batman can now make his own muscle-viagra, Alfred takes the pill and DEMOLISHES Superman with a single headbutt.
#109 - dudewitharake (11/18/2014) [-]
we have actual spoiler hiders so someone who hasn't seen/played injustice doesn't get the entire plot ruined for them, just saiyan
User avatar #154 - theguywithaplan (11/18/2014) [-]
The game pretty much mentions nothing of the comics.
User avatar #110 - legoslayer (11/18/2014) [-]
That's Injustice: Year One, the comic book, not the game.
There's plenty more of the COMICS (that's not too much centric game plot), and ya know, most of the game is NOT anywhere near this, I could go into details the Amazonians and the Atlantan armies do a lot, Superman fries Shazam's brains, snaps Lex Luthor's neck, and Hal Jordan becomes a Yellow Lantern... ya know, stuff that's late in the comics and part of the game? There's a LOT more that I left out, I didn't give away to much.
User avatar #111 - dudewitharake (11/18/2014) [-]
like I said, just saiyan. you never know when some colossal twat will make an overly huge deal of something as trivial as that
User avatar #112 - legoslayer (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're right.
Sorry 'bout that.
Just didn't think I gave too much away. I didn't think anyone would get upset over me saying World War I started with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, but ya know, shit happens.
User avatar #124 - dudewitharake (11/18/2014) [-]
aint that the truth, but like you said, shit happens. and I wouldn't put it past some of the bottom-feeders out there unfortunately
User avatar #125 - legoslayer (11/18/2014) [-]
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#169 - I've got to agree with you on that one. Baker had a lot of rol… 11/13/2014 on Dead Rising 2 +1
#163 - In all honesty, this guy was pretty badass. Even if he was del…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Dead Rising 2 +2
#166 - mewxchii (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeah totally! I actually think Snow is very cool. It's just.. after playing and replaying the game many many times and playing the sequels.. then suddenly coming across the new Bioshock game it became very annoying to hear the voice.

Not to mention I also play Guild Wars 2. Troy Baker is also the voice of Logan Thackery in that game as well. It's basically just too much of that voice.
#169 - evictedone (11/13/2014) [-]
I've got to agree with you on that one. Baker had a lot of roles since he played Snow (not sure what came out first, GW2 or FFXIII), and it doesn't seem like he's slowing down. Guy's getting triple A's faster than Nolan North ever got minor roles (no joke when he's in almost everything). Shouldn't be too long before people get sick of him.

Mind you, I say that in spite of thinking he's a great VA; there's just something too recognizable about his voice. And then ya got Matthew Mercer able to sound just like him. Honestly, compare Mercer's work on Tales of Xillia/2 and then listen to some Joel or Booker. If you weren't comparing them side by side, you'd miss the differences easily enough.
#120 - No mention of how Bayonetta is made by a woman? I'm disappoint…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Fucking Kotaku +7
User avatar #134 - seancwatts (11/10/2014) [-]
Idk if im right on this but wasnt it a guy named Hideki Kamiya?
#180 - bluemagebrilly (11/11/2014) [-]
There is a difference between the design and the image of the game. It's likely that Hideki chose and directed the 'game play' aspect, such as the combo system, the 'torture' attacks, the 'serious mode' among other things. But it was a woman, Mari Shimazaki as lyiat said, that designed the movements and appearance of Bayonetta.

Think of it this way: Shigeru Miyamoto designed 'Link' from Zelda, but it's Sakurai that is using his image in Smash Brother's with a moveset unique to that game. The image is still the same, but Sakurai didn't design the character, just the game.

I may have not explained that in the best way, but that's the way I see it.
User avatar #139 - lyiat (11/10/2014) [-]
Hideki directed the game, Mari Shimazaki designed it. When critiquing a game for it's design work you must look to the lead artist. She wanted Bayonetta to be a 'fashionable' character.
User avatar #141 - seancwatts (11/10/2014) [-]
So Hideki commissioned for it and she made it, thanks for the clarity
User avatar #142 - lyiat (11/10/2014) [-]
Think of it this way. Hideki directed and made the video game known as Bayonetta. Mari Shimazaki designed and created Bayonetta the character.
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User avatar #110 - princeofbrokensoul (11/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 - zafara ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
So the DMs say:

" we don't ever use a grid, however most DM's do, but those materials cost money so we don't. He's going to need percentile dice and a lot of D6 for character creation. He can always check the Forgotten Realms Wiki forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page for all those plots and info. If he wants he can always check to find the manuals for 3.5 (or SDR) online minus.com/mdnd35[/spoiler] as well (as that is the version that Forgotten Realms takes place in) There is also the DnD Wiki [spoiler] www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page that we get a lot of our info from as well. Monster manuals aren't required cause all that info is online as well, he can also goggle some campaigns if he doesn't want to come up with things on the fly. And there is the online community Roll20 roll20.net/ . Hope that helps!"

It was great because they were actually discussing this during the session.
User avatar #7 to #6 - evictedone ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Wow. I didn't actually expect a response tonight. And this, right here, pretty much makes my day. Thanks for the reply, and for checking with your DMs. It helps a lot, and with a bit of luck, I might get the first campaign going sometime this or next week, so long as I can get a bit of planning going.

But, if you guys didn't use a grid, how did you keep track of distance, locations, placements, and the geography of the "map" you were playing on?
User avatar #8 to #7 - zafara ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Glad to have been of some help!

It is generally the DM's job to keep track of distance, location, placements, and geography of the map. After all, it is your campaign, and you are running it. It takes a lot of planning to create a map, and you need to write a lot of stuff down. Grids are generally only useful for small areas, like a room or hallway, to display the location of enemies and players.

I guess you should start of simple, and build up to more complicated plans later on. When you get the hang of it, every action a character makes has a consequence, although it might not happen right away or even to them. For instance, if you bring the tiefling in your party to your hidden elf village, you will get banned from the village because IT'S A TIEFLING AND YOU LED IT TO THE VILLAGE OMGWTFBBQ! Or, if the characters manage to defeat an orc hoard a certain way, the elf village will get destroyed by Drow, whereas if they didn't then the DM could have skipped that plot point completely.

So, basically, you know those choose your own adventures books? That's what this is like. Only you, the DM, need to have the plot go off in a direction for every single decision the party makes or could make. This isn't something you can make up on the fly because it has to fit into the end of the campaign smoothly.
User avatar #9 to #8 - evictedone ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
So, if the grid-based map isn't necessary, then it relies heavily on people's ability to project the scene themselves. At that point, though, do you just end up keeping character sheets for the enemies they face, so you can keep track of that stuff?

Heh, I'm never gonna run outta questions for this thing, and I'm sorry for that.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zafara ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh no that's fine, question are good. Although it is 3 am so I might have to answer questions tomorrow.

The map does rely on your ability to project the scene.

But yes, you do need character sheets for every villain you make. Also NPC's, because sometimes they get into fights, or join the party. If a player isn't playing the NPC, then the GM plays that character as well as narrating. Non enemy animals too, if someone decides they want to hunt.
#11 to #10 - evictedone ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
You're a big help, Zafara,and I owe ya for the info tonight. But, if you're getting tired, I'll let you go. Sleep well, man!
User avatar #12 to #11 - zafara ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Eh, just start asking questions tomorrow and I'll get back to you. The stories I could tell about campaigns. I would have actually gotten back to you earlier last night but the elf ranger saw a giant bird and decided to kill it. It was a baby. Of a species that fires lightening. I had to hide under a covered wagon because my weapons are not ranged.

I actually got experience for being smart enough to do that.
User avatar #4 to #3 - evictedone ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, wasn't on much last night after my last comment towards ya. How goes your day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I just woke up
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