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#59 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Dobson is at it again! +4
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#60 - redzeopoweranger (11/17/2014) [-]
#169 - I've got to agree with you on that one. Baker had a lot of rol… 11/13/2014 on Dead Rising 2 +1
#163 - In all honesty, this guy was pretty badass. Even if he was del…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Dead Rising 2 +2
#166 - mewxchii (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeah totally! I actually think Snow is very cool. It's just.. after playing and replaying the game many many times and playing the sequels.. then suddenly coming across the new Bioshock game it became very annoying to hear the voice.

Not to mention I also play Guild Wars 2. Troy Baker is also the voice of Logan Thackery in that game as well. It's basically just too much of that voice.
#169 - evictedone (11/13/2014) [-]
I've got to agree with you on that one. Baker had a lot of roles since he played Snow (not sure what came out first, GW2 or FFXIII), and it doesn't seem like he's slowing down. Guy's getting triple A's faster than Nolan North ever got minor roles (no joke when he's in almost everything). Shouldn't be too long before people get sick of him.

Mind you, I say that in spite of thinking he's a great VA; there's just something too recognizable about his voice. And then ya got Matthew Mercer able to sound just like him. Honestly, compare Mercer's work on Tales of Xillia/2 and then listen to some Joel or Booker. If you weren't comparing them side by side, you'd miss the differences easily enough.
#120 - No mention of how Bayonetta is made by a woman? I'm disappoint…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Fucking Kotaku +7
User avatar #134 - seancwatts (11/10/2014) [-]
Idk if im right on this but wasnt it a guy named Hideki Kamiya?
#180 - bluemagebrilly (11/11/2014) [-]
There is a difference between the design and the image of the game. It's likely that Hideki chose and directed the 'game play' aspect, such as the combo system, the 'torture' attacks, the 'serious mode' among other things. But it was a woman, Mari Shimazaki as lyiat said, that designed the movements and appearance of Bayonetta.

Think of it this way: Shigeru Miyamoto designed 'Link' from Zelda, but it's Sakurai that is using his image in Smash Brother's with a moveset unique to that game. The image is still the same, but Sakurai didn't design the character, just the game.

I may have not explained that in the best way, but that's the way I see it.
User avatar #139 - lyiat (11/10/2014) [-]
Hideki directed the game, Mari Shimazaki designed it. When critiquing a game for it's design work you must look to the lead artist. She wanted Bayonetta to be a 'fashionable' character.
User avatar #141 - seancwatts (11/10/2014) [-]
So Hideki commissioned for it and she made it, thanks for the clarity
User avatar #142 - lyiat (11/10/2014) [-]
Think of it this way. Hideki directed and made the video game known as Bayonetta. Mari Shimazaki designed and created Bayonetta the character.
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#49 - **evictedone rolls 73** The Nipple. 11/10/2014 on Dildo Generator 0
#6 - Picture 11/10/2014 on Yeah, lemonade them +7
#498 - A bunch of dirty, idiotic, likely slutty, little black bitches… 11/10/2014 on Man destroys women in subway 0
#316 - Pinkie for Greek mythos. 11/10/2014 on The FJ2 Secret is out 0
#259 - I was actually HOPING to find a post containing FFXIV, here. T… 11/09/2014 on Druids know the pain +1
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#49 - I hope to high heavens that you're not going to be a troll, or…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on And yet they still think... +3
#122 - haveltherockrocks (11/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I only post where I see it as relevant.
User avatar #110 - princeofbrokensoul (11/07/2014) [-]
yes havel must not be fucked with
#24 - Not far off. 11/07/2014 on Tragic mistake +4
#70 - Does it get anymore relevant? 11/07/2014 on What the actual fuck, Canada +4
#23 - Dear god no  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Trust Issues +2
#24 - captainprincess (11/06/2014) [-]
#21 - I'M OUT.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Trust Issues +1
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#23 - evictedone (11/06/2014) [-]
Dear god no
#24 - captainprincess (11/06/2014) [-]
#19 - Speak English, buddy! I don't know Libranese!  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Trust Issues 0
#20 - captainprincess (11/06/2014) [-]
I wAnT tO sTuDy YoUr InSiDeS
#21 - evictedone (11/06/2014) [-]
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#23 - evictedone (11/06/2014) [-]
Dear god no
#24 - captainprincess (11/06/2014) [-]
#16 - Gemini here. I'm watching you, little lying Libra.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Trust Issues +1
#17 - captainprincess (11/06/2014) [-]
whatachabafuimtotallyinnocentijustthoughtyouwouldenjoyacyanidecookiemanthefuckdo iknow
#19 - evictedone (11/06/2014) [-]
Speak English, buddy! I don't know Libranese!
#20 - captainprincess (11/06/2014) [-]
I wAnT tO sTuDy YoUr InSiDeS
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#23 - evictedone (11/06/2014) [-]
Dear god no
#24 - captainprincess (11/06/2014) [-]
#46 - If thunderfap is who he says he is, THEN YOU BETTER LET HIM HE…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/06/2014 on I am Heavy Weapons Guy +1
User avatar #47 - thunderfap (11/06/2014) [-]
It'd be pretty simple. I'd also like to go at it with a rotary sander and buff out some of the spot welds. It'd be a lot prettier that way.
#52 - duoblackrose (11/06/2014) [-]
It got kicked out of the garage and now needs to be sand-blasted, does not look that nice at all anymore.
User avatar #53 - thunderfap (11/06/2014) [-]
I'd be willing to buy it if the wife is getting on you about it. I've got space. I don't know, man, projects like these made me wish I had more free time. Great job though. What I'd recommend doing is using a fan motor (From a box fan) and about 3 or 4 of those big batteries you use in flashlight lantern things... 12 volt I think.
#58 - duoblackrose (11/06/2014) [-]
Not wife, worse, MOTHER. Not that old yet, and the motor i have mounted in there was from some huge fan and it wasn't powerful enough, even tried to reduce the weight a bit by cutting vents into the flash surpressor, didn't work. and I've been thinking about selling it and using the money to buy another pistol. thing is i don't even know how i would go about shipping that thing, let alone the actual shipping costs.
User avatar #62 - thunderfap (11/06/2014) [-]
Nevermind. Took a closer look and saw that the barrels were solid rods. I thought they were steel pipe.
User avatar #61 - thunderfap (11/06/2014) [-]
Ah. What's the weight of the barrel assembly?
#82 - duoblackrose (11/06/2014) [-]
no they are steel pipe, think it was an industrial sprinkler system I got them off of at the junk yard. the barrel assembly itself i think weighs something like 40-50 pounds, the main problem is that after i found out the motor wasn't going to work, i said fuck it and welded the barrel assembly right to the rod that was sticking out of the motor, then proceeded to use the motor as a sort of focal point with which to build the rest of the gun.
User avatar #85 - thunderfap (11/06/2014) [-]
Oh. Well that complicates things. I thought the barrel assembly weighed around 20 pounds and was built on sort of a sprocket. My bad.

Excellent piece of work though. With the picture it wouldn't take but a few hours of detailing to make it just about perfect. Well, let me know if you're thinking about selling it.
#28 - Good god. Is that an actual roll?! YOU MUST BE MAGICAL! 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#64 - Aside from the stealth bit Ryendan mentioned, it could also me… 11/05/2014 on Rogue Paladin 0
#56 - I'm actually gonna ask: how is THIS not the main content? 11/04/2014 on Somethings Fishy -1
#26 - I can't ******* deal with ******** l…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Nigger +10
#74 - zahidlol (11/01/2014) [-]
If you're calling quits, then go out with a bang!
#37 - electricwulf (11/01/2014) [-]
#30 - overlordnick (11/01/2014) [-]
transnegrophobia must hit really hard for you huh bro
#27 - Picture 11/01/2014 on tumblr.jpg 0
#48 - It was a joke. I guess I need to play up the exaggeration for … 10/28/2014 on im telling tumblr 0
#26 - It's just getting old...You, you really are getting old.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on si +37
User avatar #92 - twofreegerbils (10/28/2014) [-]
Lol, u srs?

If it's starting to get on your nerves, that just means it's working. He's finally winning.


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User avatar #6 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
So the DMs say:

" we don't ever use a grid, however most DM's do, but those materials cost money so we don't. He's going to need percentile dice and a lot of D6 for character creation. He can always check the Forgotten Realms Wiki forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page for all those plots and info. If he wants he can always check to find the manuals for 3.5 (or SDR) online minus.com/mdnd35[/spoiler] as well (as that is the version that Forgotten Realms takes place in) There is also the DnD Wiki [spoiler] www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page that we get a lot of our info from as well. Monster manuals aren't required cause all that info is online as well, he can also goggle some campaigns if he doesn't want to come up with things on the fly. And there is the online community Roll20 roll20.net/ . Hope that helps!"

It was great because they were actually discussing this during the session.
User avatar #7 to #6 - evictedone (10/12/2014) [-]
Wow. I didn't actually expect a response tonight. And this, right here, pretty much makes my day. Thanks for the reply, and for checking with your DMs. It helps a lot, and with a bit of luck, I might get the first campaign going sometime this or next week, so long as I can get a bit of planning going.

But, if you guys didn't use a grid, how did you keep track of distance, locations, placements, and the geography of the "map" you were playing on?
User avatar #8 to #7 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
Glad to have been of some help!

It is generally the DM's job to keep track of distance, location, placements, and geography of the map. After all, it is your campaign, and you are running it. It takes a lot of planning to create a map, and you need to write a lot of stuff down. Grids are generally only useful for small areas, like a room or hallway, to display the location of enemies and players.

I guess you should start of simple, and build up to more complicated plans later on. When you get the hang of it, every action a character makes has a consequence, although it might not happen right away or even to them. For instance, if you bring the tiefling in your party to your hidden elf village, you will get banned from the village because IT'S A TIEFLING AND YOU LED IT TO THE VILLAGE OMGWTFBBQ! Or, if the characters manage to defeat an orc hoard a certain way, the elf village will get destroyed by Drow, whereas if they didn't then the DM could have skipped that plot point completely.

So, basically, you know those choose your own adventures books? That's what this is like. Only you, the DM, need to have the plot go off in a direction for every single decision the party makes or could make. This isn't something you can make up on the fly because it has to fit into the end of the campaign smoothly.
User avatar #9 to #8 - evictedone (10/12/2014) [-]
So, if the grid-based map isn't necessary, then it relies heavily on people's ability to project the scene themselves. At that point, though, do you just end up keeping character sheets for the enemies they face, so you can keep track of that stuff?

Heh, I'm never gonna run outta questions for this thing, and I'm sorry for that.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh no that's fine, question are good. Although it is 3 am so I might have to answer questions tomorrow.

The map does rely on your ability to project the scene.

But yes, you do need character sheets for every villain you make. Also NPC's, because sometimes they get into fights, or join the party. If a player isn't playing the NPC, then the GM plays that character as well as narrating. Non enemy animals too, if someone decides they want to hunt.
#11 to #10 - evictedone (10/12/2014) [-]
You're a big help, Zafara,and I owe ya for the info tonight. But, if you're getting tired, I'll let you go. Sleep well, man!
User avatar #12 to #11 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
Eh, just start asking questions tomorrow and I'll get back to you. The stories I could tell about campaigns. I would have actually gotten back to you earlier last night but the elf ranger saw a giant bird and decided to kill it. It was a baby. Of a species that fires lightening. I had to hide under a covered wagon because my weapons are not ranged.

I actually got experience for being smart enough to do that.
User avatar #4 to #3 - evictedone (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, wasn't on much last night after my last comment towards ya. How goes your day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine (06/27/2014) [-]
I just woke up
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