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everheat

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#32 - A couple times, I think. I was into it at first, but when I re…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2016 on dat ass +4
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#34 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
"Buttockses are the truth, and not a force to be trifled with." -everheat

Words to live by.
#30 - As a man I can confidently say I check out dudes' butts just a…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2016 on dat ass +3
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#48 - nelliel (04/27/2016) [-]
sure *wink*
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#31 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
Have you ever checked out a long haired dudes butt from a distance? Only to get closer and realize it's a dude you were checking out?

I'm an ass man. I can't help it.
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#32 - everheat (04/27/2016) [-]
A couple times, I think. I was into it at first, but when I realized what I was looking at I was taken off guard and felt deceived.

Buttockses are the truth, and not a force to be trifled with.
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#34 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
"Buttockses are the truth, and not a force to be trifled with." -everheat

Words to live by.
#28 - Man, if I had an ass like that, I would show off every chance I got.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/27/2016 on dat ass +10
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#29 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
I do have an ass like that... but I'm a guy so... It's no use showing it off.
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#39 - malifauxdeux (04/27/2016) [-]
Yes there is. Trust me, women appreciate a nice booty just as much as men do.
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#40 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
My wife compliments my ass every now and then.
It's funny when she'll pinch my ass as I'm walking up the stairs.
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#30 - everheat (04/27/2016) [-]
As a man I can confidently say I check out dudes' butts just as frequently as I do ladies' butts. Although it's not arousal that I feel, but admiration.
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#48 - nelliel (04/27/2016) [-]
sure *wink*
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#31 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
Have you ever checked out a long haired dudes butt from a distance? Only to get closer and realize it's a dude you were checking out?

I'm an ass man. I can't help it.
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#32 - everheat (04/27/2016) [-]
A couple times, I think. I was into it at first, but when I realized what I was looking at I was taken off guard and felt deceived.

Buttockses are the truth, and not a force to be trifled with.
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#34 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
"Buttockses are the truth, and not a force to be trifled with." -everheat

Words to live by.
#48 - The smell of **** smells like **** cause it's poisonous, that'… 04/26/2016 on If I can hear you chew -1
#46 - It's not disgusting, it's natural and when someone does it ope…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2016 on If I can hear you chew -1
#47 - dudulli (04/26/2016) [-]
1. Everything is natural otherwise it won't exists - this is irrelevant, though.
2. The smell of shit is natural. That doesn't mean I go "Smells like Uncle Ben's farm here!" when I enter the restroom after my father.

The most baffling part is the snoring one. Does your wife or someone you used to share a bed/room with snore?
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#48 - everheat (04/26/2016) [-]
The smell of shit smells like shit cause it's poisonous, that's not comparable to auditory stimulation.

I've mostly noticed the snoring thing when I happen to be around sleeping people, which is not routine for me. I can feel a persons presence beyond the words and gestures they fabricate to bolster their ego - it's natural, meaning not consciously acted out, but merely their bodies working.
#37 - I actually like the sound of people eating, as well as snoring…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2016 on If I can hear you chew 0
#42 - dudulli (04/26/2016) [-]
>>#38, This guy is wrong. It's not weird, it's absolutely digusting.
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#46 - everheat (04/26/2016) [-]
It's not disgusting, it's natural and when someone does it openly, they feel no shame about it, which is admirable.
#47 - dudulli (04/26/2016) [-]
1. Everything is natural otherwise it won't exists - this is irrelevant, though.
2. The smell of shit is natural. That doesn't mean I go "Smells like Uncle Ben's farm here!" when I enter the restroom after my father.

The most baffling part is the snoring one. Does your wife or someone you used to share a bed/room with snore?
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#48 - everheat (04/26/2016) [-]
The smell of shit smells like shit cause it's poisonous, that's not comparable to auditory stimulation.

I've mostly noticed the snoring thing when I happen to be around sleeping people, which is not routine for me. I can feel a persons presence beyond the words and gestures they fabricate to bolster their ego - it's natural, meaning not consciously acted out, but merely their bodies working.
#38 - anon (04/26/2016) [-]
That's fucking weird.
#61 - When I get disconnected from the server on PC, it does take me…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2016 on Xbox One servers. +31
#92 - animedudej (04/26/2016) [-]
same happens to me, though it happened cause i had a shoddy wireless connection at my m8's house


mfw Oriphiel's talkin shit
#69 - oriphiel (04/26/2016) [-]
thats unusual, it doesnt happen for me or anyone i know on ps4 or pc, and from only acknowledged that it happens on xbox one in the patch notes
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#72 - qonetwothreefive (04/26/2016) [-]
As i've understood it, xbone had the problem that you were returned to the title screen upon disconnecting from another players world, which ps4 and pc didn't
But it's still hella stupid that you are returned to the title screen as soon as you disconnect from the servers in general
my connection fucks up sometimes and i already had to repeat the aldrich, sulyvahn and nameless king fights after almost beating them
#73 - oriphiel (04/26/2016) [-]
yeah, as a phantom on ps4 i have had connection issues too, but it only ever returned my to my world. it only sends people to the title screen on xbox one.
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