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#17 - How the **** does that window work?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on 50% 0
User avatar #18 - caette (05/19/2015) [-]
logarithms yo
#62 - But we need more. 05/14/2015 on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... +3
#61 - You're allowed to think that of yourself, but the opinion of o… 05/14/2015 on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... +1
#18 - Only the first four episodes leaked.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2015 on Weird Al Grammar Police 0
User avatar #26 - shorea (05/13/2015) [-]
and the 5th aired on Sunday/Monday depending on where you live, still it was on the internet an hour after the airing.
#63 - I suppose suffocation and submersion is a thing, but actually …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on "My worst nightmare" 0
#87 - hosl (05/07/2015) [-]
my fetish is drowning in a cup of tea
#7 - Why are you browsing FJ at work? Come on man, step up! 05/07/2015 on 3 pointer +4
#18 - ''The **** , man?'' 05/07/2015 on Figure Skating Faces. +1
#23 - Looks to me like he's just making Thor hit himself with the hammer. 05/07/2015 on (untitled) +3
#13 - I don't think anyone likes to drown.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2015 on "My worst nightmare" +4
User avatar #61 - destaice (05/07/2015) [-]
Well I hate to break it to you, but there's porn for that.

User avatar #63 - everheat (05/07/2015) [-]
I suppose suffocation and submersion is a thing, but actually drowning isn't anyone's cup of tea.
#87 - hosl (05/07/2015) [-]
my fetish is drowning in a cup of tea
#17 - Absolute Madman (05/07/2015) [-]

plz halp me drown in da pussi boss.

User avatar #15 - MrMustacho (05/07/2015) [-]
then you haven't been on the internet long enough
#5 - Dude's just wearing speedos, what's wrong with that? 05/05/2015 on One Hour Photo 0
#61 - I feel as if I was rich, I'd get bored of all the luxury reall… 05/05/2015 on Rich kids on Snapchat 0
#9 - what?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on NSFW Fruit 0
#41 - stupidpiglets (05/06/2015) [-]
Feminists claiming to be raped and then blaming men for everything probably.
Just a guess
#27 - I wish Liam Neeson was my dad...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Good thing the kid wasn't... +9
User avatar #34 - kalimah (05/05/2015) [-]
Well at least you can play fallout 3 and roleplay till you are satisfied...
User avatar #30 - deadmanisalive (05/05/2015) [-]
So does everyone. Even Liam Neeson's father wishes Liam Neeson was his dad.
#10 - With a two-part sequel, there'll be plenty. 05/02/2015 on civil war 0
#47 - Has anyone ever heard of minotaurs? 04/30/2015 on Centaur 0
#24 - I think it's in shock because he got hurt bad and later died o…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on The story of lil' Timmy 0
User avatar #33 - roflstorm (04/27/2015) [-]
Eternal damage, huh?
#25 - Absolute Madman (04/27/2015) [-]
eternal damage
#26 - Proposing via text? pleb 04/26/2015 on aw 0
#35 - So, if I understand this correctly, modders are given a chance…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #43 - manofparody (04/26/2015) [-]
^ My input somewhat. There's more in other areas too, but this one is much better and has many more reasons:
User avatar #41 - mymiddleleg (04/26/2015) [-]
I think what people are annoyed at the most is steam taking 75% of the money
User avatar #72 - stifflimb (04/26/2015) [-]
I read that valve is taking 30% of it, and the remaining 70% was up to bethesda how it was to be split up between them and the modder, and 30% when they will be in charge of keeping it up and advertising it and so on is fair.
User avatar #50 - huntergriff (04/26/2015) [-]
also the shitty way valve/bethesda are handling it.
#14 - Why is it, that Sasha Grey seems to be the only ex-pornstar pe…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Sasha Grey +14
User avatar #52 - mrkanyeeast (04/15/2015) [-]
True story, met her once at Starbucks, told her I recognized her from that secret window movie with frodo (we all know where I knew her from) she was very nice and pleasant would've taken a pic but I didn't have my phone
User avatar #37 - nanako (04/15/2015) [-]
she's fairly well known and recogniseable outside of porn, which is uncommon
User avatar #21 - thelastamerican (04/15/2015) [-]
I dono. I thought she was hot, but I kind of prefer her with her cloths on. I know that sounds stupid, but something is unsettling about her naked. She's... I dono.... Kind of boring naked. She does all kinds of crazy shit, but her body just doesn't do it for me.
User avatar #29 - joshualegitsky (04/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #16 - charagrin (04/15/2015) [-]
The fact she is actually relatively intelligent and tried a few different ways to break away from being known as "just a porn star" and failed pretty much every time. Anyone else remember her short lived acting attempts?
User avatar #61 - pwnagraphy (04/15/2015) [-]
She was in Saints Row 3, 4 and Gat Outta Hell
User avatar #34 - tenaciouslee (04/15/2015) [-]
Hey, I hear the movie she did with Elijah Wood was pretty good.
User avatar #19 - alfibrakiz (04/15/2015) [-]
She was pretty good in "would you rather"
User avatar #18 - thedugster (04/15/2015) [-]
She made a movie that came out like 3 months ago you pleb
#10 - culture does 04/12/2015 on Waifu +3
#147857 - Sennheiser, Beyer Dynamic, AKG. 04/09/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#147840 - hey you guys want some Finnish sludge and/or black/trash somet… 04/09/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#102 - Maybe they're just in the process of losing weight. 04/08/2015 on Even dogs hate fatties +1
#5 - Doubt what? That they don't smoke? That the woman wants a cigarette?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Y'all got a cigarette? +6
User avatar #7 - zourch (04/04/2015) [-]
this was staged,
How unrealistically fast she says "um, we don't smoke"
just the tones in there voices seem like they new what they were doing.
User avatar #10 - samoaspider (04/04/2015) [-]
>>#8, the 8th comment provides somewhat of a source

idunno man, the blonde fattie sounds like a genuine cunt and pretty sure if someone asked me something I'd go "umm" and blurt out an answer like that too
#611 - To be honest, that is the coolest ******* looking hand …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on My Friends Call Me Frankenhand +1
User avatar #632 - toooldforthis (04/03/2015) [-]
*zombie powers

Love it.


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User avatar #30 - jingleforth (04/10/2013) [-]
did u know les stroud encountered bigfoot twice, lol
User avatar #31 to #30 - everheat ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - jingleforth (03/09/2013) [-]
You into mangas/anime?
User avatar #29 to #28 - everheat ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Into anime, yes. Only the certain kind, though.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - everheat ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
My penis.

Jokes aside, doing moderately. Got a new interest on anime, never thought some of the stuff could be so entertaining. Also my studying being an audiotechnician is heading to a bright future. Been wasting almost all of my free time in the studio at my school.
Also, the brutal wait for Season 4 of you-know-what has started - like for all bronies - brutally, but I guess there's a lot of shows that I can follow until then.

How about you? What's been going in your life?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - everheat ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
The ones that I follow atm are Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, Kotoura-San and Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo. They're all comedy/romance based and focus on not-so-over the top stuff that some are based on. Any kindof Sci-Fi also interests me.

Yup, alot of people flipped their **** over the Twilicorn thingy but most seem to be calmed about it. The season all in all was not as great as I was expecting, nowhere near as good as the second season. They did do some pretty awesome stuff but none of it was related to eachother.
User avatar #22 - jingleforth (01/31/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro.
I have VERY few friends, and the one I do have treat me like **** .

However, I haven't had REAL social interactions in years. Literally years. I stay inside all the time. I'll probably never get a gf or any more real friends. My skin is so pale from being inside all the time. Sucks
User avatar #23 to #22 - everheat ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
It's not like that for me though, I enjoy being alone and not really having any friends except for one. Girlfriends? I never had one, never had a problem with not having one. I enjoy other things like nature, wildlife and other miracles of life. Those things keep me happy.

So basically, I'm completely fine with how I am right now. Maybe you should try to find things that make you happy.
#18 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 to #18 - everheat ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
Teehee, I remember friending you once, but apparently you didn't accept it D:
#20 to #19 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 to #20 - everheat ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
I dunno like 2 or 3 weeks ago? But it's k, I don't mind.
#16 - lightarcanine (07/17/2012) [-]
I am here to make your day about 73% better.
I am here to make your day about 73% better.
User avatar #17 to #16 - everheat ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
Made it 93% better. You know what makes me tick!
User avatar #12 - jdizzleforizzle (07/16/2012) [-]
I am more than happy to be your friend, to replace the ones that you lost. People are just stupid sometimes, and we can't change that. So, I hope you have a nice day, and I look forward to hearing from you. =)
User avatar #14 to #12 - everheat ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
I find it hard to make a special connection with people over the internet, but I would like to get to know you better!

I mostly hang around on the ponytime comments section, left the board for it's unnesseccarity and randomness, enjoy casual talking much more.

Hope to see you around!
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