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#61 - I'm ashamed to say this, but I don't really like scottish whis…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Space Whisky +1
User avatar #63 - compared (03/09/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.

as a Scottish person I can say I'm deeply offended
User avatar #105 - thelastamerican (03/09/2015) [-]
I've never had good scotch. Can you recommend any?
User avatar #136 - compared (03/09/2015) [-]
I was more saying that as a joke, I don't really drink whiskey. I prefer gin.
User avatar #137 - thelastamerican (03/09/2015) [-]
Whisky is a big deal here. I live where the Bourbon is made. Gin is good though. Martinis?
User avatar #142 - compared (03/09/2015) [-]
Martinis are quality, gin and tonic is also very refreshing.
User avatar #143 - thelastamerican (03/09/2015) [-]
I've found you can make a decent dirti martini with inexpensive gin. I'm not a fan of tonic water though.
User avatar #146 - compared (03/09/2015) [-]
Im not an expert on martinis I only generally have them when im in the jockey club or chantilly. I do enjoy a gin and tonic but completely understand when people don't like it.
User avatar #148 - thelastamerican (03/09/2015) [-]
I've been teaching myself to make martinis because I've got a friend who likes them a lot. I'm getting pretty good at them according to the expert.
#87 - bwiedieter (03/09/2015) [-]
Do you count Islay as a part of Scotland?
User avatar #140 - whatsawilly (03/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, its one of Scotlands Islands
User avatar #65 - everheat (03/09/2015) [-]
It's okay buddy, you make great bagpipes I promise!
#13 - Maybe he needed to get it to the water to wash it up?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Instant Karma Comp 6/6 0
#18 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
He's lifting a 20kg-ish dog by the skin and than spinning him/her which applies even more force to the skin. It probably hurt like fuck. Not to mention the pinching from the force required to hold him/her tight while spinning. The dude is a complete asswipe.
User avatar #14 - privoxy (03/08/2015) [-]
you dont need to fuckin twirl flop your dog when it needs a wash.
#19 - DO EET 03/08/2015 on Here's for all my fellow... -1
#10 - Looks like it's a LED light, doesn't really produce all that m…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Watermelon +1
#11 - deadfed (03/08/2015) [-]
This. Those arent gonna get hot enough to burn them, but with them being that close youre not utilizing all the light possible. Id say raise them 3-5 inches and youll get all the light you can. Although once they do start growing good, that lights not gonna be enough.
User avatar #13 - bloorajah (03/08/2015) [-]
the heat isnt what burns the plant, the light emitted has a special frequency that allows the plants to use its energy to create food (i hope you all know about photosynthesis) when the light is too extreme, it can make the plant use up more minerals than it can get, and it causes cells in the newly formed leaves to die, because the plant can no longer photosynthesize.
leading to something which looks like leaf buring, but caused entirely by cell death due to a lack of neccessary minerals.
#14 - deadfed (03/08/2015) [-]
Well youve got to make sure youve got the correct spectrum, the plant may need so much blue and green light but having other light wont really bother it unless you disrupt its dark cycle.
#93 - Seriously, you can find this kind of stuff on youtube? 03/07/2015 on DAT Christmas tree thou +2
#13 - Keep doing gods work, friend. 03/07/2015 on Pepole pt 11 0
#11 - **** the black tweet comps, people comps rule!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Pepole pt 11 +52
User avatar #24 - tranquilizer (03/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #12 - thelizardqueen (03/07/2015) [-]
with all this hate floating around tords humans I thought I should post what makes us people
User avatar #13 - everheat (03/07/2015) [-]
Keep doing gods work, friend.
#29 - For show, I suppose. I only shave my balls for comfort. 03/01/2015 on When you think you're going... 0
#32 - I have been given the impression, that in America most sodas a… 03/01/2015 on m8 0
#71 - It's like a big Mikael Åkerfeldt 02/28/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk part 2 +5
#56 - I guess it would probably feel the same as our first wank. 02/28/2015 on TFW no gf. 0
#100 - Do you guys see the line between his eyes as his mouth?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Awwww +1
User avatar #118 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
#148 - what the **** ... 02/26/2015 on 10 Animal Facts Part 3 0
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Playing Hide And Seek And... +1
#17 - zonryu Comment deleted by everheat
#19 - wolfwithglasses Comment deleted by everheat
#18 - Why the **** is the other girl hovering her hand on his…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Loki +6
User avatar #30 - handofdestiny (02/02/2015) [-]
it's because of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4PTbYrN3Ps
but she also wants his D
User avatar #25 - burritosupreme (02/02/2015) [-]
Reading his energy patterns
User avatar #22 - AztecJew (02/02/2015) [-]
Maybe it's like when beta guys do the hovering hand thing except with a grilll
User avatar #20 - sexyhimself (02/02/2015) [-]
Because she wants his British peepee
#12 - Only if you're a weird snob.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on never again .. -7
#14 - boomerpyro (02/02/2015) [-]
shame on you
#87 - Kick its ass. 02/02/2015 on self assessment- worst enemy 0
#170 - The Faceless - Legion of the Serpent. Why is it that …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Anime Adorableness... 0
User avatar #172 - filipskit (01/29/2015) [-]
#62 - Man, were those mew cars actually valuable? My brother got one… 01/25/2015 on Nostalgia train 4 0
#172124 - I have my final work as an audio engineer student coming up, a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#171900 - Does anyone know if there's still a living community based on …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#171969 - frets (01/21/2015) [-]
hey there sweetfuck
User avatar #171909 - braveblue (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #171934 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh my gosh...

You don't even want to know what rank I used to be on Osu. 65k was highest rank. Now it's probably under 110k since I haven't played in a few months
I even bought a tablet, just to play that game.

Everheat -- Osu is what you're looking for. No, it doesn't have much to do with plastic guitars, but it's the best (and most addicting) rhythm game I've ever played.
#20 - Hey man, I know she was a bitch but there's no need to be resentful. 12/17/2014 on Feels man +13
#253 - I love you. 12/16/2014 on size does matter 0
#139 - I love it 12/16/2014 on Scrooge McDuck 0
#65 - I'm drunk as **** and what the **** is this? 12/14/2014 on The ugly side of society +1


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User avatar #30 - jingleforth (04/10/2013) [-]
did u know les stroud encountered bigfoot twice, lol
User avatar #31 to #30 - everheat ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - jingleforth (03/09/2013) [-]
You into mangas/anime?
User avatar #29 to #28 - everheat ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Into anime, yes. Only the certain kind, though.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - everheat ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
My penis.

Jokes aside, doing moderately. Got a new interest on anime, never thought some of the stuff could be so entertaining. Also my studying being an audiotechnician is heading to a bright future. Been wasting almost all of my free time in the studio at my school.
Also, the brutal wait for Season 4 of you-know-what has started - like for all bronies - brutally, but I guess there's a lot of shows that I can follow until then.

How about you? What's been going in your life?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - everheat ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
The ones that I follow atm are Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, Kotoura-San and Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo. They're all comedy/romance based and focus on not-so-over the top stuff that some are based on. Any kindof Sci-Fi also interests me.

Yup, alot of people flipped their **** over the Twilicorn thingy but most seem to be calmed about it. The season all in all was not as great as I was expecting, nowhere near as good as the second season. They did do some pretty awesome stuff but none of it was related to eachother.
User avatar #22 - jingleforth (01/31/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro.
I have VERY few friends, and the one I do have treat me like **** .

However, I haven't had REAL social interactions in years. Literally years. I stay inside all the time. I'll probably never get a gf or any more real friends. My skin is so pale from being inside all the time. Sucks
User avatar #23 to #22 - everheat ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
It's not like that for me though, I enjoy being alone and not really having any friends except for one. Girlfriends? I never had one, never had a problem with not having one. I enjoy other things like nature, wildlife and other miracles of life. Those things keep me happy.

So basically, I'm completely fine with how I am right now. Maybe you should try to find things that make you happy.
#18 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 to #18 - everheat ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
Teehee, I remember friending you once, but apparently you didn't accept it D:
#20 to #19 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 to #20 - everheat ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
I dunno like 2 or 3 weeks ago? But it's k, I don't mind.
#16 - lightarcanine (07/17/2012) [-]
I am here to make your day about 73% better.
I am here to make your day about 73% better.
User avatar #17 to #16 - everheat ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
Made it 93% better. You know what makes me tick!
User avatar #12 - jdizzleforizzle (07/16/2012) [-]
I am more than happy to be your friend, to replace the ones that you lost. People are just stupid sometimes, and we can't change that. So, I hope you have a nice day, and I look forward to hearing from you. =)
User avatar #14 to #12 - everheat ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
I find it hard to make a special connection with people over the internet, but I would like to get to know you better!

I mostly hang around on the ponytime comments section, left the board for it's unnesseccarity and randomness, enjoy casual talking much more.

Hope to see you around!
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