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Date Signed Up:1/29/2013
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#776 - they are strange  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#754 - That story actually made me laugh out loud. A thumb for you. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #757 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't like tongues.
User avatar #776 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
they are strange
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#747 - dat asdf 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#746 - What about when someone has blue lips from a lollipop or slush…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #749 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't kiss. So I'd never be in a situation where their lips would touch mine, but it would give me chills. At 4-h camp, there was this little girl in my tribe that had lollipop all over her mouth everyday and I couldn't handle it. I'd always make her wash her face because I couldn't be a good chief if I couldn't look at her.
User avatar #754 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
That story actually made me laugh out loud. A thumb for you.

So you don't kiss?
User avatar #757 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't like tongues.
User avatar #776 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
they are strange
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#740 - Take the friendship route, but don't get lost in friendzone canyon  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#829 - lemonsnack (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't think you quite understand me, I don't know how to talk to girls. It's a bloody miracle that I even have any friends, let alone a gf.
User avatar #940 - paradoxrocks (04/11/2014) [-]
Try starting out slow with polite small talk and at the beginning don't make a goal to ask the girl out (start with dudes, if its too hard with girls), just try to start conversations with strangers. Once you're confident enough to just talk with a girl you don't know, then you can try working the conversations towards asking her out.
#733 - Does any blue touching your lips freak you out, or just cups?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #739 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
Any blue, but cups and blue drinks are the worst. It makes my throat cold, so I get really paranoid.
User avatar #746 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
What about when someone has blue lips from a lollipop or slushi?

I have no idea why i'm fascinated with this
User avatar #749 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't kiss. So I'd never be in a situation where their lips would touch mine, but it would give me chills. At 4-h camp, there was this little girl in my tribe that had lollipop all over her mouth everyday and I couldn't handle it. I'd always make her wash her face because I couldn't be a good chief if I couldn't look at her.
User avatar #754 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
That story actually made me laugh out loud. A thumb for you.

So you don't kiss?
User avatar #757 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't like tongues.
User avatar #776 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
they are strange
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#729 - YOU DONT LIKE DRINKING OUT OF BLUE CUPS?!  [+] (9 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #732 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
Freaks me out. I don't like the blue touching my lips. It reminds me of the blue color that a corpses lips turn when they rot
User avatar #733 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
Does any blue touching your lips freak you out, or just cups?
User avatar #739 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
Any blue, but cups and blue drinks are the worst. It makes my throat cold, so I get really paranoid.
User avatar #746 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
What about when someone has blue lips from a lollipop or slushi?

I have no idea why i'm fascinated with this
User avatar #749 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't kiss. So I'd never be in a situation where their lips would touch mine, but it would give me chills. At 4-h camp, there was this little girl in my tribe that had lollipop all over her mouth everyday and I couldn't handle it. I'd always make her wash her face because I couldn't be a good chief if I couldn't look at her.
User avatar #754 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
That story actually made me laugh out loud. A thumb for you.

So you don't kiss?
User avatar #757 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't like tongues.
User avatar #776 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
they are strange
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#716 - is anything else? 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#714 - The sm community is actually very friendly (or so my sub gf te… 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#701 - agreed with lplplplp 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#689 - Picture 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#677 - I think you should try to branch out and find more people to c… 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#670 - its fucking sugar 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#668 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +6
#1397 - abstractpink (04/11/2014) [-]
#665 - sugar 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#38 - I request a ferret with a hat, or an embarrassed angel.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2014 on My rather sad attempt at OC 0
#41 - kindofhappy (03/25/2014) [-]
#40 - kindofhappy (03/25/2014) [-]
Drew two versions of an embarrassed angel, hope you like them
#39 - kindofhappy (03/25/2014) [-]
#34 - Do you take requests for drawings?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/25/2014 on My rather sad attempt at OC 0
User avatar #35 - kindofhappy (03/25/2014) [-]
I don't see why not
#38 - evenx (03/25/2014) [-]
I request a ferret with a hat, or an embarrassed angel.
#41 - kindofhappy (03/25/2014) [-]
#40 - kindofhappy (03/25/2014) [-]
Drew two versions of an embarrassed angel, hope you like them
#39 - kindofhappy (03/25/2014) [-]
#7 - It was revealed in the end of the episode that it wasnt actual… 03/13/2014 on Mind= Blown +33
#2 - Picture 03/13/2014 on The tables have turned! 0
#51 - I would say the same thing about having a penis: "you get…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on The Penis Mystery +8
User avatar #52 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
Hmm touché.
#46 - At least they don't spurt blood every month though...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2014 on The Penis Mystery +2
User avatar #49 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
You get used to it, like really it's not that big of a deal no matter what some women say. But I guess I do have it easier than a lot. I don't have any symptoms and such, I won't go into detail though.
User avatar #51 - evenx (01/27/2014) [-]
I would say the same thing about having a penis: "you get used to it".

But the one thing that never gets old is doing the helicopter.
User avatar #52 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
Hmm touché.
#44 - Sometime it slides into one of your pant legs and gets kinda w…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2014 on The Penis Mystery +1
User avatar #45 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
Penises are weird.
User avatar #46 - evenx (01/27/2014) [-]
At least they don't spurt blood every month though...
User avatar #49 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
You get used to it, like really it's not that big of a deal no matter what some women say. But I guess I do have it easier than a lot. I don't have any symptoms and such, I won't go into detail though.
User avatar #51 - evenx (01/27/2014) [-]
I would say the same thing about having a penis: "you get used to it".

But the one thing that never gets old is doing the helicopter.
User avatar #52 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
Hmm touché.
#53 - Picture 01/27/2014 on Sexual assault. +1
#52 - We're on a mission from god I do… 01/27/2014 on Sexual assault. +4
#51 - he's right you know 01/27/2014 on Sexual assault. +1
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#8 - bababadsheep (08/16/2013) [-]
Nice try pal, but no.
#9 to #8 - evenx (08/16/2013) [-]
Thats ok. Can't force people to be friends with you.
#10 to #9 - bababadsheep (08/16/2013) [-]
To be honest it's my fault for thinking that using my own face as a reaction face was a good idea all of this. Sorry m8. You would go to jail. Not worth it.
#11 to #10 - evenx (08/16/2013) [-]
It's really not like that. To be honest, I just got feels from the conversation, so I thought I'd friend request you. I actually have never really utilized the friend function on funnyjunk, no idea what it does for me since my profile is public. So I just add people I like.    
Seriously its no big deal.   
See you around the board
It's really not like that. To be honest, I just got feels from the conversation, so I thought I'd friend request you. I actually have never really utilized the friend function on funnyjunk, no idea what it does for me since my profile is public. So I just add people I like.
Seriously its no big deal.
See you around the board
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