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Date Signed Up:1/29/2013
Last Login:9/21/2014
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#1122 - Interjected between when she was talking and her mother was ta… 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#1096 - Anal with lube is awesome. Anal without lube is *reportedly* e… 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#1066 - well now we know 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1064 - "Get help" good answer rando internet perso… 04/11/2014 on Secrets +3
#1045 - Dude, thats hot as **** . 04/11/2014 on Secrets +4
#1038 - got it. Its sophia leigh. 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1025 - Thats hot  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #1031 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
the sexiest around

thank you for putting up with my stubbornness
#1017 - What genre?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #1021 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
fiction
User avatar #1025 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
Thats hot
User avatar #1031 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
the sexiest around

thank you for putting up with my stubbornness
#1011 - What game?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1034 - 4chan refugee (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #1024 - demandsgayversion (04/11/2014) [-]
He won't say what character it was, but the game was Tomb Raider.
#1038 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
got it. Its sophia leigh.
User avatar #1035 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
Obviously its the Butler
User avatar #1015 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
A game that has characters.
User avatar #1017 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
What genre?
User avatar #1021 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
fiction
User avatar #1025 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
Thats hot
User avatar #1031 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
the sexiest around

thank you for putting up with my stubbornness
#1005 - What character?  [+] (15 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #1010 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
Thats for me to know.
User avatar #1042 - demandsgayversion (04/11/2014) [-]
Say it as an anon, nobody will know
User avatar #1044 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
how do you know that anon that posted that random picture wasnt me?
User avatar #1046 - demandsgayversion (04/11/2014) [-]
Because you can do better than that.
User avatar #1052 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
Why thank you for saying so.

I'm A Stallion Baby!
User avatar #1011 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
What game?
#1034 - 4chan refugee (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #1024 - demandsgayversion (04/11/2014) [-]
He won't say what character it was, but the game was Tomb Raider.
#1038 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
got it. Its sophia leigh.
User avatar #1035 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
Obviously its the Butler
User avatar #1015 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
A game that has characters.
User avatar #1017 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
What genre?
User avatar #1021 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
fiction
User avatar #1025 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
Thats hot
User avatar #1031 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
the sexiest around

thank you for putting up with my stubbornness
#776 - they are strange  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#754 - That story actually made me laugh out loud. A thumb for you. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #757 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't like tongues.
User avatar #776 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
they are strange
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#747 - dat asdf 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#746 - What about when someone has blue lips from a lollipop or slush…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #749 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't kiss. So I'd never be in a situation where their lips would touch mine, but it would give me chills. At 4-h camp, there was this little girl in my tribe that had lollipop all over her mouth everyday and I couldn't handle it. I'd always make her wash her face because I couldn't be a good chief if I couldn't look at her.
User avatar #754 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
That story actually made me laugh out loud. A thumb for you.

So you don't kiss?
User avatar #757 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't like tongues.
User avatar #776 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
they are strange
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#740 - Take the friendship route, but don't get lost in friendzone canyon  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#829 - lemonsnack (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't think you quite understand me, I don't know how to talk to girls. It's a bloody miracle that I even have any friends, let alone a gf.
User avatar #940 - paradoxrocks (04/11/2014) [-]
Try starting out slow with polite small talk and at the beginning don't make a goal to ask the girl out (start with dudes, if its too hard with girls), just try to start conversations with strangers. Once you're confident enough to just talk with a girl you don't know, then you can try working the conversations towards asking her out.
#733 - Does any blue touching your lips freak you out, or just cups?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #739 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
Any blue, but cups and blue drinks are the worst. It makes my throat cold, so I get really paranoid.
User avatar #746 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
What about when someone has blue lips from a lollipop or slushi?

I have no idea why i'm fascinated with this
User avatar #749 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't kiss. So I'd never be in a situation where their lips would touch mine, but it would give me chills. At 4-h camp, there was this little girl in my tribe that had lollipop all over her mouth everyday and I couldn't handle it. I'd always make her wash her face because I couldn't be a good chief if I couldn't look at her.
User avatar #754 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
That story actually made me laugh out loud. A thumb for you.

So you don't kiss?
User avatar #757 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't like tongues.
User avatar #776 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
they are strange
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#729 - YOU DONT LIKE DRINKING OUT OF BLUE CUPS?!  [+] (9 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #732 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
Freaks me out. I don't like the blue touching my lips. It reminds me of the blue color that a corpses lips turn when they rot
User avatar #733 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
Does any blue touching your lips freak you out, or just cups?
User avatar #739 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
Any blue, but cups and blue drinks are the worst. It makes my throat cold, so I get really paranoid.
User avatar #746 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
What about when someone has blue lips from a lollipop or slushi?

I have no idea why i'm fascinated with this
User avatar #749 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't kiss. So I'd never be in a situation where their lips would touch mine, but it would give me chills. At 4-h camp, there was this little girl in my tribe that had lollipop all over her mouth everyday and I couldn't handle it. I'd always make her wash her face because I couldn't be a good chief if I couldn't look at her.
User avatar #754 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
That story actually made me laugh out loud. A thumb for you.

So you don't kiss?
User avatar #757 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't like tongues.
User avatar #776 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
they are strange
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#716 - is anything else? 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#714 - The sm community is actually very friendly (or so my sub gf te… 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#701 - agreed with lplplplp 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#689 - Picture 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#677 - I think you should try to branch out and find more people to c… 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#670 - its ******* sugar 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#668 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +6
#1397 - abstractpink (04/11/2014) [-]
#665 - sugar 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
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#8 - bababadsheep (08/16/2013) [-]
Nice try pal, but no.
#9 to #8 - evenx (08/16/2013) [-]
Thats ok. Can't force people to be friends with you.
#10 to #9 - bababadsheep (08/16/2013) [-]
To be honest it's my fault for thinking that using my own face as a reaction face was a good idea all of this. Sorry m8. You would go to jail. Not worth it.
#11 to #10 - evenx (08/16/2013) [-]
It's really not like that. To be honest, I just got feels from the conversation, so I thought I'd friend request you. I actually have never really utilized the friend function on funnyjunk, no idea what it does for me since my profile is public. So I just add people I like.    
Seriously its no big deal.   
See you around the board
It's really not like that. To be honest, I just got feels from the conversation, so I thought I'd friend request you. I actually have never really utilized the friend function on funnyjunk, no idea what it does for me since my profile is public. So I just add people I like.
Seriously its no big deal.
See you around the board
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