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Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:4/17/2014
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#186 - subtle....  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Bully +2
User avatar #204 - themightymrplow (04/05/2014) [-]
That... is a very attractive femshep.
#14 - Oh sorry, I never check my own profile....I figure a few comme…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2014 on evebishop's profile 0
#15 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
bullshit, you just know they're not worth any time
#16 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line
"It would just be a waste of your time"
"That's impossible because my time is useless!"
User avatar #17 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
k
#77 - To be honest, I think this was about the wildest thing that ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2014 on so you got drunk 0
User avatar #78 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
Wow, just learn to shut up when you're told, okay?
#84 - frankwest (04/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #86 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
*get told
ie owned, burned whatever
#70 - Not a slut, it was just a drunken prank. You've never done som…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on so you got drunk 0
User avatar #178 - steelwoolsheep (04/05/2014) [-]
LOL, im not a fucking alcoholic, dumb whore.
User avatar #134 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
he is probably too young or he doesnt have any friends
#69 - I was 20 and it was just in fun...ok looking back maybe I shou…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/05/2014 on so you got drunk 0
User avatar #133 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
care to explain any deeper?? i need this information on an important study i make
#71 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I mean, you've probably done worse too.
User avatar #77 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
To be honest, I think this was about the wildest thing that happened from drinking. I'm a bit of a light weight and after this I take it easy so I don't get wasted. I was at my own house at the time so it was safe and everything but getting wasted at a bar can be dangerous so I'd rather not risk it
User avatar #78 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
Wow, just learn to shut up when you're told, okay?
#84 - frankwest (04/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #86 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
*get told
ie owned, burned whatever
#35 - I passed out once (and only once) and woke up ***** …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/05/2014 on so you got drunk +8
#175 - yellowjack (04/05/2014) [-]
hmmm Vanille.
User avatar #136 - studsper (04/05/2014) [-]
Me and a couple of friends had a plan to get our friend who doesn't like manhugs piss drunk and have one of us whisper things to him in his sleep, and then wake up next to him. But we never got a chance to do it.
User avatar #177 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
That sounds like an awesome idea!
#68 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
judging you
User avatar #69 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
I was 20 and it was just in fun...ok looking back maybe I should have left out a few details (or the whole story)
User avatar #133 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
care to explain any deeper?? i need this information on an important study i make
#71 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I mean, you've probably done worse too.
User avatar #77 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
To be honest, I think this was about the wildest thing that happened from drinking. I'm a bit of a light weight and after this I take it easy so I don't get wasted. I was at my own house at the time so it was safe and everything but getting wasted at a bar can be dangerous so I'd rather not risk it
User avatar #78 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
Wow, just learn to shut up when you're told, okay?
#84 - frankwest (04/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #86 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
*get told
ie owned, burned whatever
User avatar #57 - steelwoolsheep (04/05/2014) [-]
The friend requests will come flooding ,slut.
User avatar #70 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Not a slut, it was just a drunken prank. You've never done something random when you were drinking?
User avatar #178 - steelwoolsheep (04/05/2014) [-]
LOL, im not a fucking alcoholic, dumb whore.
User avatar #134 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
he is probably too young or he doesnt have any friends
User avatar #42 - Sethorein (04/05/2014) [-]
so what you're saying is you're a woman.

expect 1 or 2 random friend requests/pms from people who aren't so jaded by the internet that they deny any women come here and are so desperate they'll befriend any woman online to potentially increase their odds at finally bedding someone.
#13 - He's about average height, maybe a little large but not fat. H… 04/05/2014 on double the europhia 0
#150 - Paying inside is a good way to avoid having your information s… 04/05/2014 on I'd Kill Him 0
#4 - Oh hey nice work 04/05/2014 on Month long pokemon challenge 0
#11 - I just had the horrible image of them trying to sell 'friendsh… 04/05/2014 on double the europhia +1
#11 - I find some of this really funny...it's like the reverse of ho…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Woman Incapable of Sexual... +3
#16 - quiescat (04/05/2014) [-]
like all common people, what we want, and what we get are never the same part of the cow. ( i bet theirs a veggie version of that saying some where but for the life of me cant think of it good one my self)
User avatar #12 - timmywankenobi (04/05/2014) [-]
pretty much
#71 - I didn't have too much of a problem with bullies in highschool…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Bully +31
User avatar #192 - acidjunk (04/05/2014) [-]
Kimjong-unslapping.gif
#183 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
well, she could press my buttons until i blow my fat steamy load in her catholic face if you know what i mean
#186 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
subtle....
User avatar #204 - themightymrplow (04/05/2014) [-]
That... is a very attractive femshep.
#166 - autonomous (04/05/2014) [-]
"God forgive me."

#91 - privilege (04/05/2014) [-]
Punch me please...
#76 - bigsaltyballs (04/05/2014) [-]
ey gurl i dont have to bully you to pull your underwear outta ya skirt
#107 - hopporto (04/05/2014) [-]
The username
#104 - MrDeadiron (04/05/2014) [-]
#95 - Visual (04/05/2014) [-]
#70 - ...damn! 04/05/2014 on Bully +5
#99 - and then he comes back as a ghost....Casper maybe? The dark or… 04/05/2014 on Home Alone +2
#8 - Sucks because I have a friend who uses a cane to help walk aro…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on double the europhia 0
#12 - anonymous (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh well, it's different if his leg is fucked.
Even Matt Heafy at an age of 25 had to use a cane once in Australia.
Not too metal if you look the guy up; point is that i bet it can be done in such a way that it looks like a medical thing (The style of the cane), or just ├╝berclassy, which also works (As in rich).
User avatar #13 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
He's about average height, maybe a little large but not fat. He works out but he doesn't sculpt so he's 'bulky'. Someone asked if he was a vet when he had his hair shaved off
#14 - Wait a respectable anonymous user....?! What has this site com… 04/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#5 - I guess he got plowed.... I could have also gone with &quo… 04/05/2014 on hey buddy +28
#6 - Why do I keep seeing people with fedoras carrying walking stic…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/05/2014 on double the europhia +4
User avatar #10 - komandantmirkoo (04/05/2014) [-]
if this is going where i think it's going, they're going to be pimps very soon
User avatar #11 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
I just had the horrible image of them trying to sell 'friendship time' with mlp dolls....
User avatar #7 - bloorajah (04/05/2014) [-]
they think its classy. and it is. just not in that setting. reserve a cane for a fancy dinner party or something jeez.
oh wait, they dont go to dinner parties.
User avatar #8 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Sucks because I have a friend who uses a cane to help walk around (something about a messed up muscle in his leg) and I keep hearing people talking about him "Dork trying to look classy with that stupid cane" stuff like that...he's a sweet heart too
#12 - anonymous (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh well, it's different if his leg is fucked.
Even Matt Heafy at an age of 25 had to use a cane once in Australia.
Not too metal if you look the guy up; point is that i bet it can be done in such a way that it looks like a medical thing (The style of the cane), or just ├╝berclassy, which also works (As in rich).
User avatar #13 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
He's about average height, maybe a little large but not fat. He works out but he doesn't sculpt so he's 'bulky'. Someone asked if he was a vet when he had his hair shaved off
#2 - I <3 Scyther myself, thanks for commenting! 04/05/2014 on Month long pokemon challenge 0
#7 - I feel like the point got lost along the way there....while I …  [+] (11 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Woman Incapable of Sexual... +3
User avatar #51 - unlithe (04/13/2014) [-]
yes. its very VERY possible for us men to get erections even when sex isn't wanted. i know this from years of my cousin getting drunk and trying to get me to fuck. do you have any idea how uncomfortable it is to be trying to watch something or play something while theres a drunk, half naked woman falling all over you?
User avatar #52 - evebishop (04/13/2014) [-]
I can honestly say no I do not know what that is like....however I can imagine how bothersome it would be
User avatar #53 - unlithe (04/13/2014) [-]
pretty damn bothersome. especially when her efforts to figure out how to undo a belt double after seeing your pants tent
#22 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
WTF?! Seriously?! I think that just blew my mind a little...
User avatar #23 - godtherapist (04/05/2014) [-]
The FBI and CDC have been saying this for years but it's always just suppressed.
#24 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
I had no idea, that honestly is horrifying!
User avatar #8 - timmywankenobi (04/05/2014) [-]
You are correct, but the problem here is this women and others like her are teachers in charge of education young minds and I'm not sure some one with extremest views like should be allowed to spread hatred in a university as it only give credence to their words that prestigious places would allow them to teach their twisted ideology and accept their teachings as the gospel truth. Also More and More High standing Feminists are denying women can rape at all even in lesbian relationships it's the patriarchy's fault and thus all Men's fault . If this is not rape apologia then I don't know what is. They are literally saying women who engage in activities that most would consider rape they are not rapists they are just confused and misguided and don't know what they are doing or the world of men has driven them to madness. So instead of trying to stop female rapists we should fight the patriarchal society that has forced women to engage in sexual assaults against their angelic nature.


PS. yes men can get erections from simple touching or rubbing no desire or even consciousness is necessary at all it is basically the same mechanism as vaginas self lubricating.
#11 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
I find some of this really funny...it's like the reverse of how women used to be treated back in the 60's. Where the treatment for 'hysteria' was a good orgasm (seriously, look it up!) so now women are NEVER at fault because Men have oppressed us for so long! Like I tell everyone, we want EQUAL rights not privileges!
#16 - quiescat (04/05/2014) [-]
like all common people, what we want, and what we get are never the same part of the cow. ( i bet theirs a veggie version of that saying some where but for the life of me cant think of it good one my self)
User avatar #12 - timmywankenobi (04/05/2014) [-]
pretty much
#6 - <Still rape  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on 2 Pleb 2 Furious +59
#44 - deadmansdope (04/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - dovahkiinsteve (04/05/2014) [-]
Master of Eye Contact
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#3 - Come and get it! hope I don't get banned! 04/05/2014 on Survival vs. Creative +3
#5 - Oh I love that corset....I would so wear that! Besides he's to… 04/05/2014 on SM Shopping 0
#89 - Not all bronies view this stuff as sexual...I consider myself … 04/05/2014 on will it ban? +2
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#13 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
decide to check your profile
filled with betas trying to make conversation and you never responding
top kek
User avatar #14 to #13 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh sorry, I never check my own profile....I figure a few comments here are just random internet guys being internet guys
#15 to #14 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
********					, you just know they're not worth any time
******** , you just know they're not worth any time
#16 to #15 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line   
&quot;It would just be a waste of your time&quot;   
&quot;That's impossible because my time is useless!&quot;
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line
"It would just be a waste of your time"
"That's impossible because my time is useless!"
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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