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Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
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#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on He wants everyone to know +3
#29 - fzjoss (06/16/2014) [-]
#6 - Picture 06/15/2014 on Manly and Fashionable +2
#11 - Assassin's creed Unity gameplay! 06/15/2014 on Flawless +7
#21 - I should have put that a different way....I watched episodes 1…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2014 on acting cool +1
User avatar #28 - zpryed (06/15/2014) [-]
it really picks up the more it goes on
User avatar #33 - evebishop (06/16/2014) [-]
Ok then, looks like I need to give it more of a chance, I couldn't get into RWBY the voice acting is horrible!
User avatar #34 - zpryed (06/16/2014) [-]
its different for people how long it takes to get good for me it was like 15-20 not a spoiler or anything >.> bit much i know but its a long show so maybe that makes up for it

also i wanted to get into rwby but when i saw those trailers that came out years ago i just couldnt do it because of the voice acting
User avatar #35 - evebishop (06/16/2014) [-]
The animation didn't seem very smooth to me, the fights were pretty good (way over the top) but the voice acting was just horrible....but I'll give the other one some more time. Thanks for the advice!
#18 - I just couldn't get into this series....some funny moments but…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/15/2014 on acting cool +1
User avatar #20 - zpryed (06/15/2014) [-]
how far are you into the show? i hate to be pushy but i get that the beginning is slow
User avatar #21 - evebishop (06/15/2014) [-]
I should have put that a different way....I watched episodes 1-2 (the two part opening) I meant to ask if it got better later on because the first two weren't very good. So it's just slow getting started? I'm trying to get into some more anime (just got crunchyroll) so I'm looking at more stuff...
User avatar #28 - zpryed (06/15/2014) [-]
it really picks up the more it goes on
User avatar #33 - evebishop (06/16/2014) [-]
Ok then, looks like I need to give it more of a chance, I couldn't get into RWBY the voice acting is horrible!
User avatar #34 - zpryed (06/16/2014) [-]
its different for people how long it takes to get good for me it was like 15-20 not a spoiler or anything >.> bit much i know but its a long show so maybe that makes up for it

also i wanted to get into rwby but when i saw those trailers that came out years ago i just couldnt do it because of the voice acting
User avatar #35 - evebishop (06/16/2014) [-]
The animation didn't seem very smooth to me, the fights were pretty good (way over the top) but the voice acting was just horrible....but I'll give the other one some more time. Thanks for the advice!
#14 - Doing oral isn't as difficult as most women think, once you re…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Best Advice +6
User avatar #31 - shadowmaul (06/16/2014) [-]
as someone who has never had a real girlfriend I can see your point, none of my friends complain about anything like that, they are happy to get oral at all
#16 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
That doesn't make it ANY more pleasant.
User avatar #17 - evebishop (06/15/2014) [-]
Really? I thought the hands would be rather enjoyable since then can do things on their own....maybe I'm wrong
#23 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
Different anon, but guys much prefer girls to go deep with their mouths than constantly use their hands. A guy can use his own hand everyday, after all.
User avatar #26 - evebishop (06/16/2014) [-]
Ok I guess I can understand that, but it is kind of hard to stuff something 7-8 inches down your throat and not gag on it...
#22 - vladimirtepes (06/16/2014) [-]
Anon has never had oral or has a nano-dick.
#46 - Picture 06/15/2014 on Sexual Healing +2
#54 - Picture 06/15/2014 on Frozone Doesn't Like... +4
#53 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Frozone Doesn't Like... +17
#157 - peyko (06/16/2014) [-]
**peyko rolled image** MFW
#39 - Is it weird I want a gif of him the Potato peeling his crotch...?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Potato-Dono +2
User avatar #67 - undeadmaus (06/15/2014) [-]
#53 did it
#39 - Some guys have enough trouble dealing with just one set of boo…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Robot Question +18
User avatar #56 - darkangeloffire (06/15/2014) [-]
I demand sauce
User avatar #57 - norkas (06/15/2014) [-]
Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko
#58 - darkangeloffire (06/15/2014) [-]
A Gentleman and a scholar, you are.
User avatar #59 - norkas (06/15/2014) [-]
Thou art welcome.
User avatar #52 - namdelliks (06/15/2014) [-]
Not to mention, girls complain about 2 as it is. Anymore and we wouldn't hear anything but complaints.
#66 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
implying we already hear something other than just complaints.
#42 - armanamra (06/15/2014) [-]
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO BOOBS
#84 - We need to destroy the planet to destroy this....  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2014 on spider droids +1
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#96 - killerblue (06/15/2014) [-]
Glass the planet
#366 - What is wrong with you?! 06/15/2014 on Console War Summed Up Nicely +1
#115 - but why are the nipples so visible when they are wearing armor....?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Frieza!!!! 0
#121 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
hentai/ecchi logic
#114 - This will haunt my nightmares.... 06/15/2014 on Frieza!!!! 0
#239 - Well I feel better for some of my own stupid tech questions no… 06/15/2014 on I Hate Everyone +1
#249 - Had two of my best friends over, watching anime and talking ab… 06/15/2014 on no homo contest 0
#662 - **evebishop rolled image ** I feel conflicted.... 06/15/2014 on What your girlfriend cheats... 0
#879 - That was very helpful thank you, so I suppose the term would b…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Edumacation +1
User avatar #880 - kamikazikraut (06/15/2014) [-]
The media in the US has deemed the term "assault weapon/rifle" as a bad term. "Assault" has a negative context to it. Select fire, as I understand it, means you can choose between firing modes. Single, burst, or full.
#121 - Few questions.... >What is the plural version of ammuni…  [+] (19 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Edumacation 0
User avatar #131 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
>Ammunition is ammunition. Just like Moose and Moose.
>Clip is used to load ammunition into a magazine. The ammo is then removed from the magazine into the chamber and the bullet expelled upon firing. Super simplified.
>The civilian model of the M16/M4 is an AR-15. AR stands for ArmaLite who originally designed the rifle. An M16 is a select fire, single shot or 3-shot burst with a 20" barrel while an M4 is a single shot or fully automatic rifle with a 14.5" barrel. An AR-15 can only be single shot with a barrel length of no less than 16" but can have a barrel length in upwards of 20".

Hope this helps!
User avatar #879 - evebishop (06/15/2014) [-]
That was very helpful thank you, so I suppose the term would be 'select fire' rifle (rather then call it an assault rifle) I had a friend who is into guns kind of growl at me when I called it an assault weapon....
User avatar #880 - kamikazikraut (06/15/2014) [-]
The media in the US has deemed the term "assault weapon/rifle" as a bad term. "Assault" has a negative context to it. Select fire, as I understand it, means you can choose between firing modes. Single, burst, or full.
User avatar #147 - jibblyjack (06/13/2014) [-]
My only problem with this post is that the M16 wasn't always single shot or 3 round burst, if I remember correctly. Weren't the ones we used in Vietnam, the M16 A1, I believe, fully auto?
User avatar #151 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Good catch! Technically speaking we're on the M16A4. I just don't want to use too much information and confuse people. I'm trying to keep up with the comments.. But... Jesus fucking Christ...
User avatar #153 - jibblyjack (06/13/2014) [-]
I totally understand. I have seen a few that I wanted to reply to, but I am an amateur gun enthusiast, at best, and I do not want to flub up and misinform someone worse than they already are.
User avatar #156 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Just ask. I did the Army bit for 4 years and worked behind a gun counter for 2. Whenever I come back in to look at the new goodies, I still get pulled aside by my old coworkers and asked questions.
User avatar #159 - jibblyjack (06/13/2014) [-]
I've been looking into getting my 4 years in, because I have a contracting job lined up if I do. This is getting off topic, sorry.

But, yeah, firearms are definitely a joy to handle and learn about. I just wish more people would willingly inform themselves. Those who don't do so are the reason people get hurt handling them.
User avatar #161 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
I would honestly not go in now. I'm still fighting with them. It seems like the military is taking a hatchet to downsize rather than a scalpel. If you do stick your neck out for any reason, right or wrong, it will get cut.

As for firearms, it's a great hobby. The mechanics in how each one works has always fascinated me. They may look similar, but each one is different. I would not suggest going in as a job until you're retired though. It's a great hobby, I just hopped behind a counter while on hold for another job. I spent way to much money working there. I have plenty of crazy stories though. Didn't know AK-47's were called "choppas" and had a lady ask me for a "bushwhacker, like the gun used to shoot those kids." I'd often get pulled aside because I would try to inform the customer I was working with as best as I could with what type of ammunition should be used for certain cenarios and how to provide proper maintenance of their firearms.
User avatar #173 - jibblyjack (06/13/2014) [-]
I always thought "choppa" was a term used for Uzis, but I'm not the most urban fella. In Arkansas, we have few hoods, and I don't live in them.

Well, when I was younger I began learning about guns while playing CoD with my friend and his dad, because his dad was a lifer and is now the owner of the contracting company I mentioned. The inner workings have always fascinated me, I love knowing how something works.
User avatar #176 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
If you ever wind up in St. Louis, stay away from the East Side.
User avatar #181 - jibblyjack (06/13/2014) [-]
If you ever venture down this way, stay clear of Pine Bluff. They are second in murders per capita, only behind Detroit.
User avatar #175 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
I'm a helicopter pilot so the first thing I thought was Arnold yelling... Then one of the guys came up behind me and whispered "He's looking for an AK-47"... Which to anyone else reading this... The civilian model of the AK-47 will vary depending on manufacture.. WASR-10 is the standard for the Century Arms Romanian imported ones....

I started out on MOH.. Moved to COD... Then ended up on BF.. BF was always my favorite. I occasionally still get on with my old Army buddies and we dominate.
User avatar #179 - jibblyjack (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh man, when my buddy, his brother, and his dad all would squad up on BF, it was like the sky opened up and fire was raining on people. Few men play BF games like someone who has been in active combat.

On a side note, if anyone is looking for a new toy, I highly suggest the AK. There are fairly cost effective, and they are fun as hell to fire.
User avatar #188 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Or SKS. I have two and an AK style. SKS rifles are cheaper and have just as many mods as an AK style. shut up and buy both
User avatar #194 - jibblyjack (06/13/2014) [-]
The SKS is something I have never fired, but I would definitely like to. I have a buddy that has one, but him and I haven't been to the range together.
User avatar #200 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Less recoil and longer range than an AK due to the length of the barrel. I read somewhere that the Chinese Army still uses the SKS rifle along side the AK because the stripper clips allow quicker reloading and for the accuracy of the rifle. AK is still a little more reliable and easier to take down.

Wait for the price to come down on an SKS though. A year and a half ago, anything over $300 was paying too much. Now they're up there past $400 for a shitty one. AK's, don't pay over $500 for something like a Romanian WASR-10
User avatar #487 - jibblyjack (06/13/2014) [-]
I'd never dream of paying $500 for an AK. I'm sure I could have my gunsmith buddy build one to the specs I want for that.
User avatar #162 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
scenarios**
#49 - I honestly can't help but wonder how many times in one day a g…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on (untitled) +3
#59 - guruofcancer (06/13/2014) [-]
As many times as your heart tells you to...
#63 - hanging with all my friends.... 06/13/2014 on why I spend so much time on... +2
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#18 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
#20 to #19 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
I mean, I really did just come here for that. I do this on lots of peoples' profile. Mostly guys. I just like to compliment people if you can believe that.    
   
   
But let's face it, I'll never be able to dig myself out of this one.   
   
I ACCEPT MY FATE!!!
I mean, I really did just come here for that. I do this on lots of peoples' profile. Mostly guys. I just like to compliment people if you can believe that.


But let's face it, I'll never be able to dig myself out of this one.

I ACCEPT MY FATE!!!
#21 to #20 - evebishop (06/02/2014) [-]
Thank you for the compliment...and let us never speak of 'that' again
#22 to #21 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
*phew* thought I'd never redeem myself. Looking back, it just sounds so fuckin' cringy.
I'll stop talking now
#13 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
decide to check your profile
filled with betas trying to make conversation and you never responding
top kek
User avatar #14 to #13 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh sorry, I never check my own profile....I figure a few comments here are just random internet guys being internet guys
#15 to #14 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
bullshit, you just know they're not worth any time
bullshit, you just know they're not worth any time
#16 to #15 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line   
"It would just be a waste of your time"   
"That's impossible because my time is useless!"
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line
"It would just be a waste of your time"
"That's impossible because my time is useless!"
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
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hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony shit outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
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whats your avatar?
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