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Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:9/29/2014
Location:Florida
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#776 - **evebishop rolled image ** I'm not impressed... 06/26/2014 on roll for gay bar 0
#4940514 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Play items 0
#4940763 - krizz (06/26/2014) [-]
#18 - It could be worse, I'm a cashier right now but I'm going to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on (1) - retard forum 0
User avatar #19 - oaaaaa (06/25/2014) [-]
"guest service" u actually have to listen and talk to people. now i m just feeling sorry for you
#17 - Sometimes when people are being asses it feels good to get a l… 06/25/2014 on (1) - retard forum 0
#15 - I've seen some real ass-hats, though I've also met a few very …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on (1) - retard forum +1
User avatar #23 - reginleif (06/25/2014) [-]
While I think individually you may be a good person.... I feel obliged to say. Ew, Fresno

SF mastur race. ^^

God it must be hotter than Satan's tits in fresno right now.
#13 - On the rare occasion that an item comes up cheaper then expect… 06/25/2014 on (1) - retard forum +1
#4 - >get put in box >challenge accepted! I put … 06/25/2014 on (12) - (untitled) -6
#12 - Do you think he will write another post if someone calls him a… 06/25/2014 on Stumbled on to this gem on... 0
#2 - Uh oh, they found us out ladies! God I hate the smell of t… 06/25/2014 on conspiracy keanu +1
#3 - Hehe, I work at a Target and it does get annoying, though it's…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/25/2014 on (1) - retard forum +81
User avatar #27 - screamy (06/25/2014) [-]
This twitter is amazing for Target team members lol.

twitter.com/target_probs
#21 - atomschlumpf (06/25/2014) [-]
thats a damn great comeback, tho
User avatar #16 - SergeantPWN (06/25/2014) [-]
I had nearly the exact same thing happen to me at Domino's. Some jackass (some 35+ year old man with no patience) was waiting for his food to leave the oven, and when I rang up his order (after the food was boxed and in front of him), I typed in his order number incorrectly (to set it as paid) the first time and off-handedly said I can't seem to find it. Jackass puts both hands on the sides of the box of pizza and says with an "I'm right and you're wrong" face, "Oh, so I guess it's free, then." I firmly placed my hand on the side of the box closest to him and said, "Only if you want the cops called on you."

His face was clearly not one of a friendly joke.
I was not managing that night, and was just an insider.
He got really mad at that comment, and the manager who was running the shift at the time got my back, thankfully.
User avatar #17 - evebishop (06/25/2014) [-]
Sometimes when people are being asses it feels good to get a little jab in...
User avatar #14 - oaaaaa (06/25/2014) [-]
your life sucks.
User avatar #18 - evebishop (06/25/2014) [-]
It could be worse, I'm a cashier right now but I'm going to be training for Guest service and a possible manager position in a few months
User avatar #19 - oaaaaa (06/25/2014) [-]
"guest service" u actually have to listen and talk to people. now i m just feeling sorry for you
User avatar #7 - europe (06/25/2014) [-]
Working in retail often teaches you what kind of twats walk the earth
User avatar #15 - evebishop (06/25/2014) [-]
I've seen some real ass-hats, though I've also met a few very kind people! I had one lady pay for college kid's items when he didn't have enough (there is UCF and Full Sail university very close to where I work) and she didn't ask for anything in return and didn't hesitate on offering to help
User avatar #23 - reginleif (06/25/2014) [-]
While I think individually you may be a good person.... I feel obliged to say. Ew, Fresno

SF mastur race. ^^

God it must be hotter than Satan's tits in fresno right now.
User avatar #5 - reginleif (06/25/2014) [-]
Happens with me at my local Lucky's, they ask me what the price is, and I always respond with a price I know is higher on account of me not wanting to be a liar. :/

I hate my memory. :/
User avatar #13 - evebishop (06/25/2014) [-]
On the rare occasion that an item comes up cheaper then expected I usually point it out
"Oh I'm sorry this was marked $19.99....that's not the correct price, it's actually $9.99" or something like that, it usually gets a smile
#4 - but it's a stalemate if there are 50 moves taken and no captur…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Chess +2
#12 - mr skeltal (06/25/2014) [-]
Or pawn moves. If you're on turn 49 without captures or checks, and you move a pawn, the counter starts over.
#46 - Picture 06/25/2014 on No thanks +1
#27 - I don't know much about personal floatation devices, but from … 06/25/2014 on Lose some weight dammit +1
#7 - Orgasms don't really help that much with cramps....at least not for me  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on When You're Feeling Down 0
User avatar #9 - Temari (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here. It gets rid of the pain for 5 seconds and then the cramps come back twice as worse.
User avatar #11 - vatra (06/25/2014) [-]
Keep flicking that bean until you can't take it anymore and pass out. When you wake up your cramps should be gone.
User avatar #10 - newmanbiggeo (06/25/2014) [-]
then fap more
#64 - Anime is usually short hand for "Japanese Animation"… 06/24/2014 on We are back baby +3
#73 - This was super feels the first five or six times I've seen it … 06/24/2014 on Don't let go. +1
#142 - I believe you're right, they said the bullet striking the curv… 06/24/2014 on Just gamer things 0
#56 - When he turns and shoots you....  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Just gamer things +4
User avatar #93 - zomaru (06/24/2014) [-]
I think the Mythbusters disproved this one.
User avatar #142 - evebishop (06/24/2014) [-]
I believe you're right, they said the bullet striking the curved lens would throw off it's path or something along those lines. Though in video games and anime you can still get away with that
#60 - locudorff (06/24/2014) [-]
sauce please?
User avatar #65 - mountaindewkie (06/24/2014) [-]
ヨルムンガンド ワイリ or which I think translates out to Jormungand
#1 - Picture 06/23/2014 on sexy cat still is sexy!! +3
#11 - Picture 06/23/2014 on The new jurrasic park looks... +1
#20 - These are pretty mean...I tease a little but I try to encourag…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on sex -1
#21 - underthetable (06/23/2014) [-]
you skank!
#33 - That was actually very informative....honestly it makes a lot … 06/22/2014 on Actual pay difference +2
#16 - sorry if someone else posted this already... 06/22/2014 on adulting +13
#79 - Picture 06/22/2014 on homosexual keyboard +2
#179 - I just look at it this way: if you get up in someone's face an… 06/22/2014 on No Ragrets +1
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User avatar #25 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#18 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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