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Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:9/19/2014
Location:Florida
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#95 - I've never heard that solution to the question but that's pret…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Fun Little Riddle 0
User avatar #153 - killwithkostja (06/27/2014) [-]
that makes this ridle way harder.
#10 - I had to tell a guy at Target that you can't bring your snake …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Taco bell on turtles +30
User avatar #18 - reginleif (06/27/2014) [-]
:/ Snakes are our bros.

User avatar #21 - gongthehawkeye (06/27/2014) [-]
It scares the other customers, that's bad for business.
#15 - Is that something guys do....look at porn together? I never un…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on I don't know what I expected 0
User avatar #16 - xestrial (06/26/2014) [-]
Masturbate in private, but group viewing is OK!
#26 - God I almost wish this would happen....I work as a cashier rig… 06/26/2014 on How to handle kids at the... +2
#13 - I wonder if Superman ever gave someone cancer from using his x… 06/26/2014 on Superman 0
#9 - Hehe, I work for Target and my boyfriend is from Boston....thi… 06/26/2014 on I'm not sure if Boston has... 0
#1189 - **evebishop rolled image ** What I secretly crave....apparently 06/26/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
#13 - but look at all the tips!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Dusty Dancing +12
User avatar #39 - pokemonstheshiz (06/27/2014) [-]
just the tip?
#517 - ok I laughed at that more then I should have.... 06/26/2014 on Would you? +1
#504 - I wouldn't do that to myself, not because I think it's gross o…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Would you? +3
#1011 - 4chan refugee (06/27/2014) [-]
well i can penetrate in case you need one
#516 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #517 - evebishop (06/26/2014) [-]
ok I laughed at that more then I should have....
#111 - I laughed at this way harder then I should have...though I pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on prettiest bucket head around +2
User avatar #144 - zaywoot (06/27/2014) [-]
... Well did she?
#776 - **evebishop rolled image ** I'm not impressed... 06/26/2014 on roll for gay bar 0
#4940514 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Play items 0
#4940763 - krizz (06/26/2014) [-]
#18 - It could be worse, I'm a cashier right now but I'm going to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on (1) - retard forum 0
User avatar #19 - oaaaaa (06/25/2014) [-]
"guest service" u actually have to listen and talk to people. now i m just feeling sorry for you
#17 - Sometimes when people are being asses it feels good to get a l… 06/25/2014 on (1) - retard forum 0
#15 - I've seen some real ass-hats, though I've also met a few very …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on (1) - retard forum +1
User avatar #23 - reginleif (06/25/2014) [-]
While I think individually you may be a good person.... I feel obliged to say. Ew, Fresno

SF mastur race. ^^

God it must be hotter than Satan's tits in fresno right now.
#13 - On the rare occasion that an item comes up cheaper then expect… 06/25/2014 on (1) - retard forum +1
#4 - >get put in box >challenge accepted! I put … 06/25/2014 on (12) - (untitled) -6
#12 - Do you think he will write another post if someone calls him a… 06/25/2014 on Stumbled on to this gem on... 0
#2 - Uh oh, they found us out ladies! God I hate the smell of t… 06/25/2014 on conspiracy keanu +1
#3 - Hehe, I work at a Target and it does get annoying, though it's…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/25/2014 on (1) - retard forum +81
User avatar #27 - screamy (06/25/2014) [-]
This twitter is amazing for Target team members lol.

twitter.com/target_probs
#21 - atomschlumpf (06/25/2014) [-]
thats a damn great comeback, tho
User avatar #16 - SergeantPWN (06/25/2014) [-]
I had nearly the exact same thing happen to me at Domino's. Some jackass (some 35+ year old man with no patience) was waiting for his food to leave the oven, and when I rang up his order (after the food was boxed and in front of him), I typed in his order number incorrectly (to set it as paid) the first time and off-handedly said I can't seem to find it. Jackass puts both hands on the sides of the box of pizza and says with an "I'm right and you're wrong" face, "Oh, so I guess it's free, then." I firmly placed my hand on the side of the box closest to him and said, "Only if you want the cops called on you."

His face was clearly not one of a friendly joke.
I was not managing that night, and was just an insider.
He got really mad at that comment, and the manager who was running the shift at the time got my back, thankfully.
User avatar #17 - evebishop (06/25/2014) [-]
Sometimes when people are being asses it feels good to get a little jab in...
User avatar #14 - oaaaaa (06/25/2014) [-]
your life sucks.
User avatar #18 - evebishop (06/25/2014) [-]
It could be worse, I'm a cashier right now but I'm going to be training for Guest service and a possible manager position in a few months
User avatar #19 - oaaaaa (06/25/2014) [-]
"guest service" u actually have to listen and talk to people. now i m just feeling sorry for you
User avatar #7 - europe (06/25/2014) [-]
Working in retail often teaches you what kind of twats walk the earth
User avatar #15 - evebishop (06/25/2014) [-]
I've seen some real ass-hats, though I've also met a few very kind people! I had one lady pay for college kid's items when he didn't have enough (there is UCF and Full Sail university very close to where I work) and she didn't ask for anything in return and didn't hesitate on offering to help
User avatar #23 - reginleif (06/25/2014) [-]
While I think individually you may be a good person.... I feel obliged to say. Ew, Fresno

SF mastur race. ^^

God it must be hotter than Satan's tits in fresno right now.
User avatar #5 - reginleif (06/25/2014) [-]
Happens with me at my local Lucky's, they ask me what the price is, and I always respond with a price I know is higher on account of me not wanting to be a liar. :/

I hate my memory. :/
User avatar #13 - evebishop (06/25/2014) [-]
On the rare occasion that an item comes up cheaper then expected I usually point it out
"Oh I'm sorry this was marked $19.99....that's not the correct price, it's actually $9.99" or something like that, it usually gets a smile
#4 - but it's a stalemate if there are 50 moves taken and no captur…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Chess +2
#12 - 4chan refugee (06/25/2014) [-]
Or pawn moves. If you're on turn 49 without captures or checks, and you move a pawn, the counter starts over.
#46 - Picture 06/25/2014 on No thanks +1
#27 - I don't know much about personal floatation devices, but from … 06/25/2014 on Lose some weight dammit +1
#7 - Orgasms don't really help that much with cramps....at least not for me  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on When You're Feeling Down 0
User avatar #9 - Temari (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here. It gets rid of the pain for 5 seconds and then the cramps come back twice as worse.
User avatar #11 - vatra (06/25/2014) [-]
Keep flicking that bean until you can't take it anymore and pass out. When you wake up your cramps should be gone.
User avatar #10 - newmanbiggeo (06/25/2014) [-]
then fap more
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#18 - aerosol ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
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User avatar #6 - herbolifee ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - majormayor ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
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