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evebishop

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Florida
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Content Ranking:#12803
Comment Ranking:#7162
Highest Content Rank:#3539
Highest Comment Rank:#207
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Subscribers:3
Content Views:38677
Times Content Favorited:49 times
Total Comments Made:2457
FJ Points:8604
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (2)

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#62 - Well at the time I kind of cared....now I don't really care. W…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on When You Remember An... 0
User avatar #63 - shadowsynergy (04/05/2014) [-]
I never did. I was teased, mocked, bullied, beaten, shamed, excluded, mocked some more, feared, beaten some more, and never once gave a single fuck.
#64 - Ken M (04/05/2014) [-]
thats a shitfaced lie.
#60 - There is a lot of judging going on in highschool and if you're…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on When You Remember An... 0
User avatar #61 - shadowsynergy (04/05/2014) [-]
Or, you could not give a shit. Trust me, I went through everything in highschool. It's easy to not give a shit.
#62 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Well at the time I kind of cared....now I don't really care. We all go through the phase where we actually give a damn, and then grow out of it
User avatar #63 - shadowsynergy (04/05/2014) [-]
I never did. I was teased, mocked, bullied, beaten, shamed, excluded, mocked some more, feared, beaten some more, and never once gave a single fuck.
#64 - Ken M (04/05/2014) [-]
thats a shitfaced lie.
#60 - The amount of ***** this man gives.... 04/05/2014 on Colbert is my idol 0
#51 - The time I tried to add a little padding to my bra in highscho…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/05/2014 on When You Remember An... +1
User avatar #67 - Sethorein (04/05/2014) [-]
Once I kicked a soccer ball so hard into our own team's net it got lost in the woods and we had to end the game 0 - 1 for the opposing team.

Never played soccer after that...
User avatar #73 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
I giggled.....poor thing. I read your post in the voice of an old military guy talking about a war. Anything that ends with 'never x after that' is funnier that way. I'm sure you're awesome at Call of Duty, right...?
User avatar #74 - Sethorein (04/05/2014) [-]
I was once. Haven't touched my old xbox in years.
User avatar #57 - shadowsynergy (04/05/2014) [-]
That's what you get for being insecure about breasts that have nothing wrong with them.
User avatar #60 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
There is a lot of judging going on in highschool and if you're a late bloomer (like I was) it gets a little rough at times.
User avatar #61 - shadowsynergy (04/05/2014) [-]
Or, you could not give a shit. Trust me, I went through everything in highschool. It's easy to not give a shit.
#62 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Well at the time I kind of cared....now I don't really care. We all go through the phase where we actually give a damn, and then grow out of it
User avatar #63 - shadowsynergy (04/05/2014) [-]
I never did. I was teased, mocked, bullied, beaten, shamed, excluded, mocked some more, feared, beaten some more, and never once gave a single fuck.
#64 - Ken M (04/05/2014) [-]
thats a shitfaced lie.
#130 - Thanks for the info (glad I didn't google it) 04/05/2014 on Faith in humanity... +2
#129 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Faith in humanity... 0
#143 - dehumanizer (04/05/2014) [-]
boobs...
#22 - Screw you, I'm cute! 04/05/2014 on Eevee that's bullshit and... -2
#9 - Have my green thumbs! 04/05/2014 on godtherapist's profile 0
#24 - I had no idea, that honestly is horrifying! 04/05/2014 on Woman Incapable of Sexual... +1
#177 - That sounds like an awesome idea! 04/05/2014 on so you got drunk 0
#22 - WTF?! Seriously?! I think that just blew my mind a little...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Woman Incapable of Sexual... +1
User avatar #23 - godtherapist (04/05/2014) [-]
The FBI and CDC have been saying this for years but it's always just suppressed.
#24 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
I had no idea, that honestly is horrifying!
#16 - Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for t… 04/05/2014 on evebishop's profile 0
#186 - subtle....  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Bully +2
User avatar #204 - themightymrplow (04/05/2014) [-]
That... is a very attractive femshep.
#14 - Oh sorry, I never check my own profile....I figure a few comme… 04/05/2014 on evebishop's profile 0
#77 - To be honest, I think this was about the wildest thing that ha… 04/05/2014 on so you got drunk 0
#70 - Not a slut, it was just a drunken prank. You've never done som…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on so you got drunk 0
User avatar #178 - steelwoolsheep (04/05/2014) [-]
LOL, im not a fucking alcoholic, dumb whore.
User avatar #134 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
he is probably too young or he doesnt have any friends
#69 - I was 20 and it was just in fun...ok looking back maybe I shou…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on so you got drunk 0
User avatar #133 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
care to explain any deeper?? i need this information on an important study i make
#35 - I passed out once (and only once) and woke up naked in bed wit…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/05/2014 on so you got drunk +8
#175 - yellowjack (04/05/2014) [-]
hmmm Vanille.
User avatar #136 - studsper (04/05/2014) [-]
Me and a couple of friends had a plan to get our friend who doesn't like manhugs piss drunk and have one of us whisper things to him in his sleep, and then wake up next to him. But we never got a chance to do it.
User avatar #177 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
That sounds like an awesome idea!
User avatar #57 - steelwoolsheep (04/05/2014) [-]
The friend requests will come flooding ,slut.
User avatar #70 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Not a slut, it was just a drunken prank. You've never done something random when you were drinking?
User avatar #178 - steelwoolsheep (04/05/2014) [-]
LOL, im not a fucking alcoholic, dumb whore.
User avatar #134 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
he is probably too young or he doesnt have any friends
User avatar #42 - Sethorein (04/05/2014) [-]
so what you're saying is you're a woman.

expect 1 or 2 random friend requests/pms from people who aren't so jaded by the internet that they deny any women come here and are so desperate they'll befriend any woman online to potentially increase their odds at finally bedding someone.
#13 - He's about average height, maybe a little large but not fat. H… 04/05/2014 on double the europhia 0
#150 - Paying inside is a good way to avoid having your information s… 04/05/2014 on I'd Kill Him 0
#4 - Oh hey nice work 04/05/2014 on Month long pokemon challenge 0
#11 - I just had the horrible image of them trying to sell 'friendsh… 04/05/2014 on double the europhia +1
#11 - I find some of this really funny...it's like the reverse of ho…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Woman Incapable of Sexual... +3
#16 - quiescat (04/05/2014) [-]
like all common people, what we want, and what we get are never the same part of the cow. ( i bet theirs a veggie version of that saying some where but for the life of me cant think of it good one my self)
User avatar #12 - timmywankenobi (04/05/2014) [-]
pretty much
#71 - I didn't have too much of a problem with bullies in highschool…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Bully +31
User avatar #192 - acidjunk (04/05/2014) [-]
Kimjong-unslapping.gif
#183 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
well, she could press my buttons until i blow my fat steamy load in her catholic face if you know what i mean
#186 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
subtle....
User avatar #204 - themightymrplow (04/05/2014) [-]
That... is a very attractive femshep.
#166 - autonomous (04/05/2014) [-]
"God forgive me."

#91 - privilege (04/05/2014) [-]
Punch me please...
#76 - bigsaltyballs (04/05/2014) [-]
ey gurl i dont have to bully you to pull your underwear outta ya skirt
#107 - hopporto (04/05/2014) [-]
The username
#104 - MrDeadiron (04/05/2014) [-]
#95 - Visual (04/05/2014) [-]
#70 - ...damn! 04/05/2014 on Bully +5

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#26 - carlonord ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.    
   
Have a great day!
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.

Have a great day!
User avatar #27 to #26 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
Cutest thing ever! Thank you
User avatar #25 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#18 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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