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#11 - I don't understand why some guys like to strip before they fig…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on What's happening? +1
User avatar #17 - misterblack (04/22/2014) [-]
Get your shirt dirty/pulled on/stretched in a fight and most moms would likely beat the shit out of you for it. also what ninjagaiden said
User avatar #16 - ninjagaiden (04/22/2014) [-]
They don't want whoever they're fighting to grab onto their coat/jacket/shirt and be able to fling them around by it.

Same goes for having short hair instead of long hair... They buzz cut you in the military so no one can sneak up behind you, grab a fist full of hair, then slit your throat. Same theory applies in a fight... You want short hair so no one can grab onto it.
#29 - I have never been driving along in my car, saw a police car an… 04/22/2014 on Cops 0
#98 - Though it would be weird if a guy kept his phone in the front … 04/22/2014 on Crack 0
#96 - Boobs get sweaty too....and I don't want to touch moist bills … 04/22/2014 on Crack 0
#19 - Learn something new everyday...thank you 04/22/2014 on Abra Cereal +4
#31 - No I have never tried it myself. I don't think I feel comforta… 04/22/2014 on But seriously, mad f***ed up 0
#9 - but...does he even have a mouth in his evolved state?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Abra Cereal 0
#16 - agentmoleman (04/22/2014) [-]
Does this answer your question?
#19 - evebishop (04/22/2014) [-]
Learn something new everyday...thank you
#17 - < taking a quick nap 04/22/2014 on This Will Make You Turn... 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Perfect Woman +130
User avatar #67 - hopporto (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 - evebishop (04/23/2014) [-]
not 100% about the sauce, I know it's from "Babysitting mama" I believe it's a "lets play" someone put together
#53 - Picture 04/22/2014 on Putting it blunty. 0
#59 - Picture 04/22/2014 on Dumbass found with two... +8
#47 - I hate it when other women tuck bills into their bra straps an…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Crack +1
User avatar #70 - fuzzyballs (04/22/2014) [-]
they're just boobs
User avatar #96 - evebishop (04/22/2014) [-]
Boobs get sweaty too....and I don't want to touch moist bills some lady pulls out of her bra strap
User avatar #60 - mettih (04/22/2014) [-]
I find it gross just keeping your phone in your bra
User avatar #98 - evebishop (04/22/2014) [-]
Though it would be weird if a guy kept his phone in the front of his pants....
#24 - Picture 04/22/2014 on fuck da police +18
#23 - Damn that was scary! I'm horrified of the idea of riding on a …  [+] (21 new replies) 04/22/2014 on fuck da police +5
User avatar #101 - thebrokenwolf (04/22/2014) [-]
As a cyclist myself, I can say your concern is well founded. We do have motorcycle safety courses though, which are mandatory in some states. You can learn a lot of very good defensive riding habits in those courses.

That said, no matter how good a rider (OR driver) you are, it generally comes down to keeping an eye on everyone ELSE on the road, because if you don't fuck your day up, someone else will happily oblige, as the lady in the video has demonstrated.
User avatar #43 - married (04/22/2014) [-]
The sad thing Is im buying a bike in june
User avatar #61 - fadetometallica (04/22/2014) [-]
I just bought a brand new bike on Saturday and this kind of shit terrifies me.
User avatar #161 - married (04/23/2014) [-]
What kind of bike
User avatar #182 - fadetometallica (04/25/2014) [-]
Replying to this one because there's too many replies on the other one.

But basically, all I can suggest is just at least get to know your bike before you do that stuff.
User avatar #162 - fadetometallica (04/23/2014) [-]
2014 Ninja 300
User avatar #166 - married (04/24/2014) [-]
Nice if I was going to get a ninja I wanted the 250 or the cbr250 because id be just starting out riding. How long have you had a motorcycle. And have you fallen
User avatar #167 - fadetometallica (04/24/2014) [-]
They don't make 250's anymore ever since the 2013 model year (except in a few places where you are required to ride a 250 for a certain amount of time before you can go higher). The 300 is now the entry model Ninja. It has some more power and is better in pretty much every way, especially over the CBR250.

This is my first bike, so not really long enough to give tips. I know a lot about the technical shit about my bike, but that's about it.
User avatar #168 - married (04/24/2014) [-]
Ya I cant afford a new ninja but how would a ninja 250 be better than a cbr250
User avatar #170 - fadetometallica (04/24/2014) [-]
Honestly Ninja 250 to CBR250 isn't a huge difference. You'd have to compare the twofor what you want in a bike. Most people go with the Ninja just because Kawasaki has always had the market on entry level bikes.
User avatar #171 - married (04/25/2014) [-]
Im looking for more acceleration in a bike. What bike do you think would be the best given that it would be a 250. I know its the same size engine but they all make them different
User avatar #172 - fadetometallica (04/25/2014) [-]
The Ninja. It's not much more, but it's more. Plus the Ninja takes turns better.
User avatar #173 - married (04/25/2014) [-]
I thought that depends of the tires
User avatar #174 - fadetometallica (04/25/2014) [-]
It also heavily depends on the bike's center of gravity (on the Ninja it's lower, so you can take turns better) and on the suspension.
User avatar #175 - married (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh ok ill probably get a ninja then but I do still want a duel sport so I can go off road. But sence you mentioned the center of gravity. A duel sport is lifted high up so ill probably get a ninja. Im talking to myself now
User avatar #176 - fadetometallica (04/25/2014) [-]
Dual sport is good if you want offroad, but I would suggest getting that later down the road when you get to be a better rider.
User avatar #177 - married (04/25/2014) [-]
Ya thats true. Thanks for talkin to me about it, I gives me hope that I wont die riding a motorcycle
User avatar #178 - fadetometallica (04/25/2014) [-]
Just don't drive like a jackass, wear all of your protective gear, and be safe and you should be alright.
User avatar #179 - married (04/25/2014) [-]
Thats what worries me becasue I drive cars like a dumb ass and id probably show off. But I can say iv never been in an accident
User avatar #180 - fadetometallica (04/25/2014) [-]
It's harder to show off on a 250 because it's less powerful than like a 600. So just try to tone yourself down and remind yourself not to show off. If you need convincing, just go on YouTube and look up videos of people failing at wheelies.
User avatar #181 - married (04/25/2014) [-]
When I say show off I mean like lane slitting, passing people really fast, and makeing quick turns. For some reason I just know ill do it, every time I imagine myself riding a motorcycle I see me doing all of that stuff.
#40 - First thing I noticed was his name.... <MFW 04/22/2014 on (untitled) +5
#47 - Go on..... 04/22/2014 on (untitled) +3
#26 - ...but doesn't breast milk taste horrible?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on But seriously, mad f***ed up +1
#29 - coldfusion (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you not tasted it? Its rather sweet.
This is going to sound horrible, but when my sister had her baby, I asked to drink her bottled breast milk :\
It was actually good.
I was curious...
User avatar #32 - DeathOne (04/22/2014) [-]
I was expecting you to say that that was your kink.
User avatar #31 - evebishop (04/22/2014) [-]
No I have never tried it myself. I don't think I feel comfortable with the idea of drinking something that comes out of another girl's breasts....and I try very hard not to think about where normal milk comes from (I usually drink soy)
User avatar #27 - Animefreake (04/22/2014) [-]
I have heard the breast milk taste incredibly good, because it was made for human consumption.
#66 - Sorry don't know why I typed that first part, I was agreeing a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Getting a game is like... +1
User avatar #67 - dtox (04/22/2014) [-]
It's k.
#63 - I don't know...this seems pretty accurate to me. Though my fri…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Getting a game is like... 0
User avatar #64 - dtox (04/22/2014) [-]
erm, what seems pretty accurate? the comic? or...? Because I'm agreeing with the comic.
User avatar #66 - evebishop (04/22/2014) [-]
Sorry don't know why I typed that first part, I was agreeing and relating to the comic. Though I'm sure people would look at this differently if the main character was a guy...
sorry I just woke up
User avatar #67 - dtox (04/22/2014) [-]
It's k.
#90 - Can you reference me to the artist of these, please? 04/21/2014 on How does she keep missing? 0
#15 - I think the idea of a spider that can use a rifle is even more… 04/20/2014 on secured 0
#16 - Picture 04/20/2014 on :P +1
#42 - I love these  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on test test 0
#97 - nibbero (04/21/2014) [-]
#88 - We need more sexy male assassin pics...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on How does she keep missing? 0
#89 - unclebourbon (04/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - evebishop (04/21/2014) [-]
Can you reference me to the artist of these, please?
#23 - I think "MFW" only works when you actually use an image  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2014 on 6th Book +8
User avatar #43 - iwanttousenumbers (04/20/2014) [-]
Maybe he's a ninja
#28 - Blasphemer (04/20/2014) [-]

#47 - kingdomheartsthree (04/20/2014) [-]
MFW i see your MFW


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#26 - carlonord (03/15/2015) [-]
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.    
Have a great day!
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.

Have a great day!
User avatar #27 to #26 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
Cutest thing ever! Thank you
User avatar #25 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#18 - aerosol ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear

but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
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User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
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User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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