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evebishop

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:5/20/2015
Location:Florida
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#27 - Hmm so I'm either remembering the wrong name...or my Texas Gra…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Planes -1
User avatar #70 - xxkelevraxx (05/15/2015) [-]
spitfires, hurricanes, typhoons were all brittish planes. Thunderbolts, lightnings, mustangs, kitty (war) hawks. corsairs, bearcats, hellcats wildcats all american
#105 - nobleknight (05/15/2015) [-]
Don't forget the Tomahawks.
#24 - Sorry, I don't know planes very well...but that looked like th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Planes 0
User avatar #42 - alecmason (05/15/2015) [-]
To be fair, the British did have P-51s, though they were armed with the Hispano cannons, not 6 M2 Brownings.
#7 - It is rather annoying at times. If they want to be treated lik… 05/15/2015 on at least put a card in the... 0
#16 - I have no first hand experience with that specific fear...howe…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Shave -1
#50 - anonymous (05/15/2015) [-]
often times I get rock hard shaving my junk.

My junk looks really hot, so if I stare at it to long anyways it gets hard.

it makes it easier.

I always jerk afterwards.
#18 - sanctusdominus (05/15/2015) [-]
do you mean get excited because of the shaving.

also i dont really think it makes much of a difference if you have an erection or not although i found being quite cold helps because your testicles tend to come closer to the body and kinda stay out of the way when shaving
#10 - Oh Freddy....  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Bruuuuuuuuh +1
#13 - fazbear (05/15/2015) [-]
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (14 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Shave 0
User avatar #37 - keatontheghostfox (05/15/2015) [-]
Actually I did shave myself like that for a while... Wasn't that big of an inconvenience
User avatar #27 - lapsushominum (05/15/2015) [-]
I'd like to say that I think you have a point, while personally I don't have an issue with people having body hair; I don't see why it's such a big deal.

Also, what is that picture from?
User avatar #22 - TheFixer (05/15/2015) [-]
on one hand you have a slight point but on the more prevalent hand learn the difference between through and threw, and try shaving balls with one of those disposable razors.
#20 - anonymous (05/15/2015) [-]
> the struggle women have to go threw
> go threw
> threw
#15 - sanctusdominus (05/15/2015) [-]
do you know how fucking annoying it is when you have to shave your balls and being shit scared of cutting your sack open we have our own problems go cry about your woman problems to some other woman
User avatar #49 - gittons (05/15/2015) [-]
hair removal cream.
rub some goo on your nuts or anywhere and the hair just falls off.
so smooth.
#45 - anonymous (05/15/2015) [-]
yo that's terrifying, why do men even shave their balls. Like it's not like we're sucking 'em like a dick, okay maybe some of us do but thats something you talk about first.
#60 - xgeneration (05/15/2015) [-]
**xgeneration used "*roll picture*"**
**xgeneration rolled image**
Some of us don't like a crotch goatee
#46 - sanctusdominus (05/15/2015) [-]
it just looks strange when you dont shave them too
User avatar #21 - TheFixer (05/15/2015) [-]
electric razors man. the one I have doesn't cut
#28 - sanctusdominus (05/15/2015) [-]
i still like my safety razor
User avatar #16 - evebishop (05/15/2015) [-]
I have no first hand experience with that specific fear...however I will admit that is probably a pretty big concern. I wasn't trying to cry about stuff, just mentioning it.

Wait....do guys ever get 'excited' when they shave down there? Does that make it harder to shave or easier...?
#50 - anonymous (05/15/2015) [-]
often times I get rock hard shaving my junk.

My junk looks really hot, so if I stare at it to long anyways it gets hard.

it makes it easier.

I always jerk afterwards.
#18 - sanctusdominus (05/15/2015) [-]
do you mean get excited because of the shaving.

also i dont really think it makes much of a difference if you have an erection or not although i found being quite cold helps because your testicles tend to come closer to the body and kinda stay out of the way when shaving
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (14 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Planes +1
#45 - kibbleking (05/15/2015) [-]
>spitfire
>USAF roundel
>surrounded by purely by American planes
nigga what?
#29 - hourlyb (05/15/2015) [-]
P-51 Mustang, actually. The aircraft are representing the USAF, with the F-15 Eagle, A-10 Warthog and F-22 Raptor representing the modern force, and the Mustang representing the past.
And air shows have speed limits to prevent a sonic boom fucking the ears of everyone within 1 mile. Those speed's are around 120 mph and 350-400 mph. And the Mustang can do 437 mph, the same as the A-10 Warthog in the bottom left.
So the Eagle, Raptor and Warthog aren't really slowing down since they can't go fast in the first place.
Yes I'm fun at parties.
#104 - nobleknight (05/15/2015) [-]
Actually the Mustang was in the USAAF (later it was re designated F-51 when the USAAF became the USAF).
#54 - anonymous (05/15/2015) [-]
The F-15 is actually very very fast. Like Mach 2.5+ fast. It's got an incredible thrust/weight ratio, was originally designed to compete with Russian Cold War era air superiority fighters. Now they've made it into a strike fighter (aka fighter/attack). All that really matters is that none of those planes are close to their stall speeds (all of them in that config probably stall no faster than 140 knots).
User avatar #40 - maybehuman (05/15/2015) [-]
nah man not buzz kill, good info, thanks.
#38 - thebrokenwolf (05/15/2015) [-]
Good work, Lieutenant.
#26 - orangadink (05/15/2015) [-]
Spitfires were british planes hombre
User avatar #27 - evebishop (05/15/2015) [-]
Hmm so I'm either remembering the wrong name...or my Texas Grandfather was actually British!
User avatar #70 - xxkelevraxx (05/15/2015) [-]
spitfires, hurricanes, typhoons were all brittish planes. Thunderbolts, lightnings, mustangs, kitty (war) hawks. corsairs, bearcats, hellcats wildcats all american
#105 - nobleknight (05/15/2015) [-]
Don't forget the Tomahawks.
User avatar #23 - usafperson (05/15/2015) [-]
What he ^ said, and probably not because this is a memorial flight. They're pretty common at air shows. Some newer jets mixed with older planes flying in a formation together. It's pretty cool to see. It's just a fly-over, it's not like they have to go any considerable distance.
#20 - superultradouche (05/15/2015) [-]
It's a P-51d mustang
User avatar #24 - evebishop (05/15/2015) [-]
Sorry, I don't know planes very well...but that looked like the photo my father used to show me when he talked about my Grandfather flying planes when he was in the Air force
User avatar #42 - alecmason (05/15/2015) [-]
To be fair, the British did have P-51s, though they were armed with the Hispano cannons, not 6 M2 Brownings.
#121 - Here comes the hate... Honestly, I think the hourly wages … 05/14/2015 on I unfriended you 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Give it to me +5
User avatar #10 - plataeiou (05/12/2015) [-]
Pretty much that.
#5 - Well ok then....that was a thing then 05/12/2015 on The letter "N" +13
#29 - Maybe that's why her transmutation circles aren't coming out v… 05/12/2015 on She's going places +2
#20 - Someone put all their points in acrobatics... 05/11/2015 on gymnastics 0
#26 - Have you encouraged them to draw sigils....? "Hey Kid…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on She's going places +3
#28 - chaoticlaw (05/12/2015) [-]
I haven't encouraged it, but I sure as shit haven't told her to stop.
#29 - evebishop (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe that's why her transmutation circles aren't coming out very well...sounds like some Parent+child time is needed....just keep her away from the family dog
#101 - *goggles* Bring it! (or put them together and post them as… 05/11/2015 on aliens +2
#94 - That is just horrible....but excellent use of the meme +1  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on aliens +8
#99 - agentdoubleohio (05/11/2015) [-]
I have others
#101 - evebishop (05/11/2015) [-]
*goggles*
Bring it! (or put them together and post them as content)
#120 - Picture 05/11/2015 on Thug Life +1
#118 - Picture 05/11/2015 on Thug Life 0
#163 - Picture 05/11/2015 on That has got to sting 0
#17 - This seems appropriate here... I just can't understand how… 05/10/2015 on Difficult customers +8
#35 - To the defense of Spider-man...she did bring it up. The easies…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Special effects +29
#122 - baconrainbow (05/10/2015) [-]
he's also like 15 at the time.....yeah...probably shouldn't mention picturing naked women around teenagers and not expect them to IMMEDIATELY do it.
User avatar #79 - ScottP (05/10/2015) [-]
Don't think of elephants
User avatar #156 - evilpapagali (05/10/2015) [-]
Ok.
#75 - The Tau are the guys you don't want to be on the receiving end… 05/03/2015 on East meets West crossover... 0
#131 - I can see the beauty of another woman and I don't think there'…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on trigger: saving anime 0
User avatar #132 - Kairyuka (05/01/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm not into him. Danny Sexbang tho? Yea I could suck a fart out of his ass
#39 - Why yes I am a woman Not quite as bad ass as the pic…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2015 on trigger: saving anime +4
User avatar #77 - timmywankenobi (04/30/2015) [-]
that's impossible there are no genders on the internet there is only users and losers.
#45 - boblywop (04/30/2015) [-]
P-please respond
User avatar #43 - RedHulk (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh my
#28 - I will admit...I enjoyed these scenes. Hey women need some eye…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/30/2015 on trigger: saving anime +27
User avatar #51 - Kairyuka (04/30/2015) [-]
I enjoyed them too and I'm a straight male. That guy is fucking hilarious
User avatar #131 - evebishop (05/01/2015) [-]
I can see the beauty of another woman and I don't think there's anything wrong with a guy being able to see the beauty in another man...especially if he has awesome abs
User avatar #132 - Kairyuka (05/01/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm not into him. Danny Sexbang tho? Yea I could suck a fart out of his ass
#38 - RedHulk (04/30/2015) [-]
**RedHulk used "*roll picture*"**
**RedHulk rolled image** found the woman..
#39 - evebishop (04/30/2015) [-]
Why yes I am a woman
Not quite as bad ass as the pic though
User avatar #77 - timmywankenobi (04/30/2015) [-]
that's impossible there are no genders on the internet there is only users and losers.
#45 - boblywop (04/30/2015) [-]
P-please respond
User avatar #43 - RedHulk (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh my
#34 - If you're standing behind that door I'm pretty sure those roun…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Knock Knock Motherfucker 0
User avatar #56 - reican (04/30/2015) [-]
well if a guy with a rifle is on the other side of a thin as fuck door, i wouldn't be dumb enough to use it as a cover. i would try find an alternative way to flank the bastard when he breaks in.

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#26 - carlonord (03/15/2015) [-]
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.    
   
Have a great day!
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.

Have a great day!
User avatar #27 to #26 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
Cutest thing ever! Thank you
User avatar #25 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#18 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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