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#7 - It's amazing what physic engines can do now... 08/06/2014 on Physics +10
#17 - Picture 08/05/2014 on brushy brushy +1
#70 - I would not wish to have lesbian sex with a clone of myself...… 08/05/2014 on Clones 0
#69 - Good point and well explained, thank you! 08/05/2014 on Clones 0
#36 - Ok I get the whole teenage boy thing...and I meant if someone …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Clones +1
User avatar #37 - lordgeneral (08/04/2014) [-]
it'd come up as peter parker with a y chromosome.
#40 - butakun (08/04/2014) [-]
*without a y chromosome.
#34 - I know in the world of superheros having huge super long hair …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Clones +4
#44 - quiescat (08/04/2014) [-]
if i am not mistaken, running a DNA test only uses that little meaty bit at the very end (pic), so as i understand it longer hair only makes it marginally easier to find said hair, while also a chance of breaking off into strands that are unusable( no meat ). then you have the added bonus of all the extra hair products doing damage to the viability of hair samples for a DNA test, even something as simple as chlorinated water can have breaking down effects on DNA that could render the results useless, all added to the fact you would have to capture another sample to match with to even try to ID said super. given the goody to shoes that most are your not likely to find them on any sex offender data bases. so over all it should be easier to wound them and scrape up some blood, if your going to try and go that route.
User avatar #69 - evebishop (08/05/2014) [-]
Good point and well explained, thank you!
User avatar #38 - zomaru (08/04/2014) [-]
If you met a female clone of yourself, how would that not at some point pop into your head?
User avatar #70 - evebishop (08/05/2014) [-]
I would not wish to have lesbian sex with a clone of myself...nor a male version of myself either
User avatar #35 - lordgeneral (08/04/2014) [-]
how many girls do you know with the exact same hairstyle.

also; he's a teenage guy who wants to bust a nut.
User avatar #36 - evebishop (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok I get the whole teenage boy thing...and I meant if someone got a strand of her hair (shouldn't be hard) can't you pull DNA off it? I would imagine some of Spider-man's enemies would go through the trouble
User avatar #37 - lordgeneral (08/04/2014) [-]
it'd come up as peter parker with a y chromosome.
#40 - butakun (08/04/2014) [-]
*without a y chromosome.
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on Clones +7
#46 - repostforlife (08/04/2014) [-]
I have something like that as well
#25 - Here's a pic of one the transparent mouse... 08/04/2014 on Science weekly +9
#11 - Torkoal doesn't look very impressed... 08/04/2014 on Torkoal Style +2
#56 - I've watched hentai before....this was a bit crazy but it wasn't bad  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on tall people +1
User avatar #61 - sayonarazetsubou (08/04/2014) [-]
sladee

Oh come on. That's one of the weirdest ones out there.
User avatar #128 - sladee (08/04/2014) [-]
tx bby
#55 - Thank you 08/04/2014 on tall people +4
#33 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 08/04/2014 on tall people 0
#47 - lgninjaleetful (08/04/2014) [-]
whats the sauce on that?
User avatar #51 - xbonezbreaker (08/04/2014) [-]
I want to say clannad, but not entirely sure.

Looks like this but, I'm not 100%

myanimelist.net/character/4611/Mei_Sunohara
User avatar #39 - sayonarazetsubou (08/04/2014) [-]
myanimelist.net/anime/10325/Kyuuketsuki

Alright, fine. Here you go. Here's your... sauce...
#74 - hopporto (08/04/2014) [-]
Use this next time
#55 - evebishop (08/04/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #34 - sayonarazetsubou (08/04/2014) [-]
You don't want it.

Trust me.

You do not want the sauce.
User avatar #56 - evebishop (08/04/2014) [-]
I've watched hentai before....this was a bit crazy but it wasn't bad
User avatar #61 - sayonarazetsubou (08/04/2014) [-]
sladee

Oh come on. That's one of the weirdest ones out there.
User avatar #128 - sladee (08/04/2014) [-]
tx bby
User avatar #37 - sladee (08/04/2014) [-]
Give it to him, he'll learn from that.
User avatar #40 - sayonarazetsubou (08/04/2014) [-]
Alright, I did it. Happy?
User avatar #41 - sladee (08/04/2014) [-]
just hit me up when he replies, k tx
#308 - I believe his plan in the beginning was to bring back Japan an… 08/04/2014 on My Favourite Anime 0
#221 - So pics of real dildos are still not allowed? 07/31/2014 on Relaxing SFW rules 0
#15 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Sigh +3
#114 - I think it's pretty and all...but I don't think I want my Play… 07/30/2014 on the new gaystation 4.... 0
#62 - I played a little of Pokemon Ruby Red, then kind of stopped. P… 07/30/2014 on Punchline in title 0
#86 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Saniks +2
#90 - I work in retail and I can't tell you how much I hate this pro… 07/30/2014 on (untitled) +1
#33 - Laughing is heresy...but totally worth it  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Pokeshaming Part 2 +3
#38 - adolfoliverbush (07/23/2014) [-]
#61 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2014) [-]
Worse than the fucking ponyfags.
#28 - Wow actual helpful advice...heh I'll see if any of my online f…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Tales of Valoran #35 0
User avatar #29 - toosexyforyou (07/23/2014) [-]
I would suggest sticking to playing against bots or maybe 3v3. The 5v5 map is full of smurfs (higher level players on a new account). Playing against bots is still fun and also has a challenge to new players. 3v3 probably has less smurfs right now (i don't play it on my smurf account so I don't know) but even if you end up playing against a smurf team, the game ends much sooner so it's not a big deal.
#13 - This is great!  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Pokeshaming Part 2 +15
#35 - 4chan refugee (07/23/2014) [-]
wh40kfags are worse than bronies.
User avatar #30 - grimagination (07/23/2014) [-]
hard to imagine a space marine laughing, they come off as so serious and devout
i
User avatar #33 - evebishop (07/23/2014) [-]
Laughing is heresy...but totally worth it
#38 - adolfoliverbush (07/23/2014) [-]
#61 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2014) [-]
Worse than the fucking ponyfags.
#44 - I kind of like the salty flavor...it tastes like what I expect…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Sea Men +1
User avatar #45 - hsm (07/23/2014) [-]
well if that's the way you like it.
#25 - I feel so out of it...I don't play LoL I'm pretty bad at PvP a…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Tales of Valoran #35 +3
User avatar #31 - toosexyforyou (07/23/2014) [-]
I just played my first Intro Bots game and it's super easy and gives new players a general idea of what they're supposed to be doing.

Proof that it's super easy: matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1465516585/40986395

You can see your stats after game and you'll see I went 51/1, killed myself at the end because who cares. Give it a try
#50 - notjewelry (08/15/2014) [-]
"Largest Multi-Kill: 8" How the fuck did you manage to do that
User avatar #52 - toosexyforyou (08/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, you can see that I had 34 kills between the 11 minute mark and the 15 minute mark.
User avatar #51 - toosexyforyou (08/15/2014) [-]
I was so far ahead and I had oppressed the bots so far back that I could kill them in 3 hits inside their fountain. It was also so early in the game that by the time I finished killing their 5th guy, the first 3 people i killed had respawned. It would have been higher than 8 but at the point, the bots were too scared to come out of the fountain alone.
User avatar #27 - toosexyforyou (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah there's like 120 characters with a new one coming out about once a month. It's not noob friendly at all but Riot is working on fixing that. They have just now added "Intro Bots" which is meant to teach new players how to play by offering them quests they can complete like buying the right items. If you play with friends, the beginning won't feel like a grind. I suggest going to the league of legends forums and find some people that are also new to the game. When I first started, I lost constantly with my 2 friends (we would play a 3v3 map) and the beginning didn't feel like a grind what so ever. Then once we got a decent amount of champions and rune pages, we started getting pretty good at the game and it's a lot of fun.
User avatar #28 - evebishop (07/23/2014) [-]
Wow actual helpful advice...heh I'll see if any of my online friends play and maybe they can babysit me a bit
User avatar #29 - toosexyforyou (07/23/2014) [-]
I would suggest sticking to playing against bots or maybe 3v3. The 5v5 map is full of smurfs (higher level players on a new account). Playing against bots is still fun and also has a challenge to new players. 3v3 probably has less smurfs right now (i don't play it on my smurf account so I don't know) but even if you end up playing against a smurf team, the game ends much sooner so it's not a big deal.
#42 - It's very salty but you only get one good 'taste' of it and th…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Sea Men +9
User avatar #43 - hsm (07/23/2014) [-]
it can be sweet if your boyfriend eats fruit.
User avatar #64 - guanyu (07/23/2014) [-]
It's caused by fructose, if I remember correctly.
User avatar #55 - chuckbillrow (07/23/2014) [-]
apparently eating syrup can also have a noticeable effect on its taste becasue a girl i work with once accurately guessed that her boyfriend had eaten pancakes for breakfast after giving him a blowjob
#126 - wagastragas (07/23/2014) [-]
now its not real, its just one of those things that people keeps repeating its true just cause others say its true, its been debunked already by doctors, and there is a shit ton of "made at home" experiments where people just eat fruit or sweat things and semen still tastes salty
User avatar #44 - evebishop (07/23/2014) [-]
I kind of like the salty flavor...it tastes like what I expect spooge to taste like
User avatar #45 - hsm (07/23/2014) [-]
well if that's the way you like it.
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#18 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
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whats your avatar?
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