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Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
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#25 - I feel so out of it...I don't play LoL I'm pretty bad at PvP a…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Tales of Valoran #35 +3
User avatar #31 - toosexyforyou (07/23/2014) [-]
I just played my first Intro Bots game and it's super easy and gives new players a general idea of what they're supposed to be doing.

Proof that it's super easy: matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1465516585/40986395

You can see your stats after game and you'll see I went 51/1, killed myself at the end because who cares. Give it a try
User avatar #27 - toosexyforyou (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah there's like 120 characters with a new one coming out about once a month. It's not noob friendly at all but Riot is working on fixing that. They have just now added "Intro Bots" which is meant to teach new players how to play by offering them quests they can complete like buying the right items. If you play with friends, the beginning won't feel like a grind. I suggest going to the league of legends forums and find some people that are also new to the game. When I first started, I lost constantly with my 2 friends (we would play a 3v3 map) and the beginning didn't feel like a grind what so ever. Then once we got a decent amount of champions and rune pages, we started getting pretty good at the game and it's a lot of fun.
User avatar #28 - evebishop (07/23/2014) [-]
Wow actual helpful advice...heh I'll see if any of my online friends play and maybe they can babysit me a bit
User avatar #29 - toosexyforyou (07/23/2014) [-]
I would suggest sticking to playing against bots or maybe 3v3. The 5v5 map is full of smurfs (higher level players on a new account). Playing against bots is still fun and also has a challenge to new players. 3v3 probably has less smurfs right now (i don't play it on my smurf account so I don't know) but even if you end up playing against a smurf team, the game ends much sooner so it's not a big deal.
#42 - It's very salty but you only get one good 'taste' of it and th…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Sea Men +9
#43 - hsm (07/23/2014) [-]
it can be sweet if your boyfriend eats fruit.
User avatar #64 - guanyu (07/23/2014) [-]
It's caused by fructose, if I remember correctly.
User avatar #55 - chuckbillrow (07/23/2014) [-]
apparently eating syrup can also have a noticeable effect on its taste becasue a girl i work with once accurately guessed that her boyfriend had eaten pancakes for breakfast after giving him a blowjob
#126 - wagastragas (07/23/2014) [-]
now its not real, its just one of those things that people keeps repeating its true just cause others say its true, its been debunked already by doctors, and there is a shit ton of "made at home" experiments where people just eat fruit or sweat things and semen still tastes salty
User avatar #44 - evebishop (07/23/2014) [-]
I kind of like the salty flavor...it tastes like what I expect spooge to taste like
#45 - hsm (07/23/2014) [-]
well if that's the way you like it.
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on seems about right +10
#96 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
sauce
#19 - Trying not to think about how he stores his things..... 07/23/2014 on No More Room... +13
#53 - I would freak out too if my nipples started shooting lasers...… 07/23/2014 on Tights +1
#78 - Picture 07/23/2014 on Ship Wreck 0
#75 - That is insane..... 07/23/2014 on mother of god 0
#399 - Some of these are rather clever, and I have to admit I think I… 07/23/2014 on scams to watch out for 0
#20 - Picture 07/23/2014 on Repost Simulator 0
#19 - Picture 07/23/2014 on Repost Simulator 0
#18 - Picture 07/23/2014 on Repost Simulator 0
#17 - These might be handy in the future....  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Repost Simulator 0
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#18 - evebishop (07/23/2014) [-]
#19 - I don't get it...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on When it's hangin' low after... +3
User avatar #35 - platinuminfernape (07/23/2014) [-]
penis
User avatar #24 - kokanum (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm still laughing
#8 - Picture 07/23/2014 on You, the Canine in the... 0
#53 - Still counts.... 07/20/2014 on I think she might have been... +3
#33 - <boyfriend's face when... 07/14/2014 on what in the actual fuck +3
#15 - Picture 07/14/2014 on Otherkin 0
#37 - Picture 07/14/2014 on Never forget your tank +3
#64 - I just wanted to use that cute gif 07/13/2014 on Oh the holy power of the... 0
#62 - No that doesn't have a cool down, it's a passive so as long as…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Oh the holy power of the... 0
User avatar #65 - PVTDickStryker (07/13/2014) [-]
intense bodyloveing great, now I have three spreadsheets to completely redo.
User avatar #70 - sagedivinity (07/14/2014) [-]
What word is being filtered for bodylovin to appear.
User avatar #73 - PVTDickStryker (07/14/2014) [-]
#61 - fail bait  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Oh the holy power of the... +2
User avatar #63 - zeldapronmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
got a response from you

baited
User avatar #64 - evebishop (07/13/2014) [-]
I just wanted to use that cute gif
#64 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Sniper Duel - No Owl Puns +3
User avatar #68 - cannibalcake (07/13/2014) [-]
based Jormungand sniper

Not as badass as Lehm tho. Hue
#46 - That seemed a bit harsh... I tend to feel like an NPC… 07/13/2014 on RPG-like job, you say? +1
#43 - I feel like an NPC at my job....I'm a cashier right now …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on RPG-like job, you say? +7
#45 - swagmonstah (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm about to blow you're mind.
you're job reminds you of NPCs you've come across in video games... because they were based on actual humans and professions.
Jesus Christ you people are intense bodyloveing idiots.
User avatar #46 - evebishop (07/13/2014) [-]
That seemed a bit harsh...

I tend to feel like an NPC because I have to stand in the same spot (or area) and I have a set list of things I can talk about. I know NPCs are used to fill in roles no actual player wants. I feel like I could just repeat the same thing "Did you hear about the king's fancy new sword?" and no one would notice...

at least no one's tried putting a bucket on my head
#82 - It was a beautiful comic (I faved it) even without any yaoi. 07/13/2014 on The heart smith 0
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#18 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
#20 to #19 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
I mean, I really did just come here for that. I do this on lots of peoples' profile. Mostly guys. I just like to compliment people if you can believe that.    
   
   
But let's face it, I'll never be able to dig myself out of this one.   
   
I ACCEPT MY FATE!!!
I mean, I really did just come here for that. I do this on lots of peoples' profile. Mostly guys. I just like to compliment people if you can believe that.


But let's face it, I'll never be able to dig myself out of this one.

I ACCEPT MY FATE!!!
#21 to #20 - evebishop (06/02/2014) [-]
Thank you for the compliment...and let us never speak of 'that' again
#22 to #21 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
*phew* thought I'd never redeem myself. Looking back, it just sounds so fuckin' cringy.
I'll stop talking now
#13 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
decide to check your profile
filled with betas trying to make conversation and you never responding
top kek
User avatar #14 to #13 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh sorry, I never check my own profile....I figure a few comments here are just random internet guys being internet guys
#15 to #14 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
bullshit, you just know they're not worth any time
bullshit, you just know they're not worth any time
#16 to #15 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line   
&quot;It would just be a waste of your time&quot;   
&quot;That's impossible because my time is useless!&quot;
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line
"It would just be a waste of your time"
"That's impossible because my time is useless!"
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
#10 - fukkenname ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - herbolifee (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony shit outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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