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evanomicfour

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/26/2012
Last Login:5/20/2016
Location:San Francisco California
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Content Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 202 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 203 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
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Times Content Favorited:797 times
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*Reckless abandon, break in your house, grab the thanksgiving ham and BOUNCE!*

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#86 - **** that never happened for $500 09/28/2014 on This made my blood boil +20
#101 - I suppose I could post it as content. In fact, I'll do it toni…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... 0
#103 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks, man
#93 - I was running out of time, I was trying to type it all before work.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... 0
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#97 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Well it's an interesting story, would you care to post it fully?
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#101 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
I suppose I could post it as content. In fact, I'll do it tonight. I'll tag you in the comments section once it's finished.
#103 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks, man
#83 - Here is my full backstory if anyone wants to read it My …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... +1
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#90 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
It ends abruptly, but otherwise it's a good story.
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#93 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
I was running out of time, I was trying to type it all before work.
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#97 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Well it's an interesting story, would you care to post it fully?
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#101 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
I suppose I could post it as content. In fact, I'll do it tonight. I'll tag you in the comments section once it's finished.
#103 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks, man
#77 - Nostalgia. I used to have a Half-Elf barbarian. He was abandon…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... +1
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#83 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
Here is my full backstory if anyone wants to read it My character Dazlirune was born to an Elf mother as a child of war. Seen as a scourge by the other Elves he was cast out and found by raiders who raised him. He was particularly fond of the troupe leader who was Half-orc and led through merciless anger and rage. 12 years later his entire group was killed in battle, including his pseudo-father. Dazlirune went into a furious Blood rage and killed all of the remaining opposition. When he came to he was back inside the Elven city, chained to a bed in a high tower. He spent years in solitary confinement; Only having contact to the world through a window and his Elven handmaidens. They were forbidden to speak to him, instructed only to feed him, provide fresh silks and linens, and change his chamber pot. One afternoon his mother arrived with two guards. They brought him to high court to answer for his crimes, for which he plead innocence. "You cast me out!" he screamed at the Judges. "How could it be my will where I ended up?" The court found him guilty and basically permabanned him from every elven city that remained; The guards threw him out his home again. That night, he snuck back in to the city, retrieved his belongings, (Not without killing a few guards) and escaped fairly clean. On the way out he murdered his mothers elf husband who was asleep next to her in bed. He found his way to a new city. A scummy shit hole in the boondocks of nowhere. He became a merc and eventually became an adventurer once he had saved enough money.
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#90 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
It ends abruptly, but otherwise it's a good story.
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#93 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
I was running out of time, I was trying to type it all before work.
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#97 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Well it's an interesting story, would you care to post it fully?
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#101 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
I suppose I could post it as content. In fact, I'll do it tonight. I'll tag you in the comments section once it's finished.
#103 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks, man
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