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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: /evanomic4
Youtube Channel: /evanomic19
Consoles Owned: 360, PC master Race
Video Games Played: Gears of War 1-3, Halo 1-4 & :Reach, Dead Space 1-3, GTA V
X-box Gamertag: Evanomic4
PSN: N/A
Interests: Longboarding, Basketball, Good Food, Beer, Pot, Literature, Pizza, Vagina? I don't know man, Cats, Dogs, Arachnids, Cephalopods, Dinosaurs of all kinds, Tumblr, Coffee, Horcruxes, Guns, Musing, Masturbation, Meditation
Date Signed Up:1/26/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:San Francisco California
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Level 202 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 203 Content: Comedic Genius
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*Reckless abandon, break in your house, grab the thanksgiving ham and BOUNCE!*

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#93 - I was running out of time, I was trying to type it all before work.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... 0
User avatar #97 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Well it's an interesting story, would you care to post it fully?
User avatar #101 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
I suppose I could post it as content. In fact, I'll do it tonight. I'll tag you in the comments section once it's finished.
#103 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks, man
#83 - Here is my full backstory if anyone wants to read it My …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... +1
User avatar #90 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
It ends abruptly, but otherwise it's a good story.
User avatar #93 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
I was running out of time, I was trying to type it all before work.
User avatar #97 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Well it's an interesting story, would you care to post it fully?
User avatar #101 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
I suppose I could post it as content. In fact, I'll do it tonight. I'll tag you in the comments section once it's finished.
#103 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks, man
#77 - Nostalgia. I used to have a Half-Elf barbarian. He was abandon…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... +1
User avatar #83 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
Here is my full backstory if anyone wants to read it My character Dazlirune was born to an Elf mother as a child of war. Seen as a scourge by the other Elves he was cast out and found by raiders who raised him. He was particularly fond of the troupe leader who was Half-orc and led through merciless anger and rage. 12 years later his entire group was killed in battle, including his pseudo-father. Dazlirune went into a furious Blood rage and killed all of the remaining opposition. When he came to he was back inside the Elven city, chained to a bed in a high tower. He spent years in solitary confinement; Only having contact to the world through a window and his Elven handmaidens. They were forbidden to speak to him, instructed only to feed him, provide fresh silks and linens, and change his chamber pot. One afternoon his mother arrived with two guards. They brought him to high court to answer for his crimes, for which he plead innocence. "You cast me out!" he screamed at the Judges. "How could it be my will where I ended up?" The court found him guilty and basically permabanned him from every elven city that remained; The guards threw him out his home again. That night, he snuck back in to the city, retrieved his belongings, (Not without killing a few guards) and escaped fairly clean. On the way out he murdered his mothers elf husband who was asleep next to her in bed. He found his way to a new city. A scummy shit hole in the boondocks of nowhere. He became a merc and eventually became an adventurer once he had saved enough money.
User avatar #90 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
It ends abruptly, but otherwise it's a good story.
User avatar #93 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
I was running out of time, I was trying to type it all before work.
User avatar #97 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Well it's an interesting story, would you care to post it fully?
User avatar #101 - evanomicfour (09/26/2014) [-]
I suppose I could post it as content. In fact, I'll do it tonight. I'll tag you in the comments section once it's finished.
#103 - stely (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks, man
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#52 - Bruh 09/24/2014 on Payday Bar +12
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#17 - That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunit… 09/17/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
#15 - I eat there all the time. They have one right across the stree…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
User avatar #16 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
#13 - What's it like working at In-n-Out?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
User avatar #14 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
#14 - Oh **** bitch. 09/17/2014 on wtf +1
#44 - Got me. 09/16/2014 on Backflip fail +6
#29 - Picture 09/16/2014 on guys stop, guys im serious,... +1
#14 - Picture 09/12/2014 on Turknip 0
#25 - DIs gon be g- 09/12/2014 on Clever Tit- 0
#4 - My reaction folder is all over the place man. But thanks for t… 09/06/2014 on evanomicfour's profile 0
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#2 - Oh my god. You just spoke to me. I'm completely overwhelmed ri…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on evanomicfour's profile 0
User avatar #3 - psychadelicace (09/06/2014) [-]
Ah thanks man, i make loads of png images so if you want just leave a reaction pic and ill attempt to make it png
#4 - evanomicfour (09/06/2014) [-]
My reaction folder is all over the place man. But thanks for the offer! If I ever need anything made I know who to ask.
#75 - **** off. 09/05/2014 on Taco Describes The N word +5
#25 - Woman are is stuped. Cunt. 09/04/2014 on FB win 0
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#40 - **** wit us and then we tweekin' hoe 08/30/2014 on Oh, how gullible +1
#109 - Picture 08/28/2014 on Game of sites 0
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#1 - psychadelicace (09/06/2014) [-]
I have made alot of png images and i saw your mascot and by chance i have made it png, you can have it if you want
User avatar #2 to #1 - evanomicfour (09/06/2014) [-]
Oh my god. You just spoke to me. I'm completely overwhelmed right now. Of course I'll take it, I'll do you one better and make it my profile pic. I love your contents bro/sis? I learned a lot from your stuff.
User avatar #3 to #2 - psychadelicace (09/06/2014) [-]
Ah thanks man, i make loads of png images so if you want just leave a reaction pic and ill attempt to make it png
#4 to #3 - evanomicfour (09/06/2014) [-]
My reaction folder is all over the place man. But thanks for the offer! If I ever need anything made I know who to ask.
My reaction folder is all over the place man. But thanks for the offer! If I ever need anything made I know who to ask.
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