Good morning to you as well, master

Yes, indeed
I'm curious though, what do you currently do, master? Are you in school? In college? Working?

I do Internet :3

I'm looking for a job.

It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it

**professormeatwad giggles**

Do you use myanimelist?

I do!

myanimelist.net/profile/Waddykins

Plan to watch.. wow

lol

Shall I continue watching Chobits now, master?

Oh yes!

As you wish master, goodbye for now

Right away, master.
I'll clean the floors first for the chances of those getting damaged by any of this is larger than for the knife.
How are you today, my master?

Good, I haven't slept yet. I've been watching cute videos of all sorts of things and Toonami bumps/intros.

And apperently you've also had some fun here with someone, master?
How long have you been going without sleep so far, master?

Yes I had some fun with wolfypolli.

Uhm...just...uh....let's see...

I guess it's been almost a full day, about 19-20 hours.

Getting a proper amount of rest is really important, master
Is wolfy still alive?

Yes, but it's such a waste of time.

Ofcourse! I wouldn't kill him, I just gave him a couple cute scars :3

If you say so, master.

I think you may have cut an artery there

And do you like sleeping?

Well yes, I have a rather high metabolism which is very much affected by the amount of rest that I get.
I had yet another nightmare tonight though, one that I've had a few times before.

And yes, for this is quite alot of blood.

He got up and walked it off, but I should check on him.

And I'm very sorry to hear that, I always sleep best when my room is somewhat clear and I'm on my belly hugging my pillow and it's windy outside.
Have you tried sleeping different places and in different positions?

Oh it's alright, I prefer having nightmares over having dreamless rests. I also learned something that I could probably already have known. In this dream it always ends up in the same way, I end up going all the way up the stairs and finding some sort of toy inside of a stuffed pillow. Trying to finally get some information from this dream I tried reading it's tag, as I could've expected it didn't have any information on it besides some gibberish, random letters and numbers, and the name Finland.

Oh well, dreams, or nightmares for that matter don't really seem to mean anything eitherway

And what I learned was that it's pretty much impossible to get any real information from such dreams.

Interesting, so you've got some control over your dreams?

I've always wanted to do that, but never seemed to get it.

Ah yes, to me it's a simple matter of concentrating on it.
I'm not sure how I became able to do so, but a simple way to get into a lucid dream would be to lie straight down with your arms besides you while ignoring any itches and what not. Your body generates those to check wether or not it's currently able to go to sleep. If you do this for long enough sleep paralysis will eventually set in after your hands and feet will begin to tickle. Don't move a muscle throughout this all. Eventually you'll fall asleep into a lucid dream, where you'll have full control.

Do be warned, master, for it isn't easy..

I've had sleep paralysis several times. Not something I ever want again.

Fair enough, though it won't bother you if you don't try to move, master.

Ehh maybe I'll try, hey don't you have a big test?

When are you going?

I have to be there at 13:30 and it's currently 9:44

And yes, a biology exam

Ah I see, you've got plenty of time

accidentally two dots

R-really?

Here it is, master.
www.logicalincrements.com/

Aaand here's your shirt, master. As clean as it will ever be.
I'll be spending the money I got from my birthday mainly on a second hand drawing table. It should make drawing more comfortable. The other two things I'll be getting is the book The Worm of Ouroboros, I'm not certain what the book is about, all that I know is that it's a high fantasy book, just like the Lord of the Rings. Last but not least I'll be getting a book with all of the artworks from Dark Souls.

**professormeatwad jumps into her shirt**

Finally, I was getting cold

Sounds super fun!

Yes, indeed!
Speaking of Dark Souls, have you gotten any more information on the game? Have you gotten any closer to getting your own copy, master?

I spent my the last bit of cash I had on the TTGL box set. Which was a week ago and it still hasn't processed >.>

If I do it'll be a couple more weeks.

So you are rather fond of TTGL as well?

It was fun but I didn't get the mind-blowing awesomeness that many people saw in it.

Have you seen?

I have only seen one episode.

Didn't like enough to continue?

Not really, no.

What didn't you like?

It just didn't really hold my interest in the end.
By the way, I should probably watch the second season of Shinryaku! as well

Well the physics in it are even for an anime, very odd. Then there's this fourteen year old girl with D-cups who wears a bikini all day. Call me old fashioned, but I'm not all that fond of that.

lol yep


First transformation or whatever bugged me too...

mastah?

I'll be going to sleep now, master.

Oh

Sleep well ♥

It was all so incredibly weird

wut.. I mean yes of course master, right away.

Thankyou

My pleasure, master. But if I may ask, how did these get... dirty?

I was just having some fun with therealfishyxander

But I thought Suu's body didn't contain blood? And what kind of.. nevermind, that's none of my business.

I'll just continue cleaning these

Good

The knife is spotless now, master. The shirt will take just a little longer, being drenched in blood and all.

**professormeatwad pats your head**

Thankyou

Forgive me, master, but wouldn't it be more efficient to just buy a new shirt? Or does this shirt hold special value to you?

**professormeatwad frowns**

This is a special shirt. It's one of my favorites.

I see. let's just get this in some hot water and it should be fine after a while.

I am curious though, how did fishy's body bleed?

Hmm

I don't know I just wanted to come to your profile, but I didn't have a reason so I kinda half-ass made a reason.

You ask too many questions!

Derp, I guess I do.

hehe

Celebrated my birthday with my family today, it was fun despite a few difficulties. First time I didn't spend a minute in my room upstairs while the party was downstairs. Kinda a shame how little food was over at the end though I'm hungry

Good to hear it was fun atleast lol

Though I could've spend that time watching cats and anime on the internet. I'll have to make up for that tomorrow by being even less productive.

x3

saaaave meee.

What kind of fun was this??
Suu, hang in there

the slit my throat kind of fun...

Jesus christ, not only are you able to survive that for several minutes, but you're still able to talk?

as long as the angler is intact I'll manage...

:3

**professormeatwad pets your head**

How are you today?

Well, I had a nightmate of sorts but I'm alright, first exam today in about 5 hours or so

Oh I see, goodluck~

Thank you, master

Eyo nig

Well, this is the scene where the pic is from
I didn't make the picture and I do not know who has or why, probably for the sake of random humor.
The funny thing is, I made this account just so I could use that pic whenever someone asked a "why" question.

well, if you check the comment thread i rolled you in, you are supposed to rape me btw
thanks for answering my question

**europe shoves a dildo up brehon's ass**

It's penetration and it happened without your concent, most likely. So you just got raped.

thanks i guess

*lick*

if you keep being so mean im going to put you on a leash, so how are you today neko-san

You wouldn't dare

i already have the leash neko-san, anyway how are you

I'm quite well, just being a continent and stuff

How are you?

im doing well neko-san thank you for asking, what are you up to if you dont mind telling me

Actually I do mind

thats fine neko-san, so is there anything you would like to ask me

Why are you sparkling? That can't be healthy

what sparkles are you talking about neko-san

Those all around you

are you alright neko-san do you have a fever, i should put you into bed

But I'm not tired, Oto

are you sure neko san, you seem to be seeing sparkles everywhere

But that's not my fault

alright then neko-san, so what are you up to

Just wrecking stuff, nothing illegal, Oto

Well i guess its fine then darling, try not to hurt yourself ok. Is there anything you would like to ask me neko-san.

Do you have any fish?

afraid not neko-san

FUCK YEAH BABBYSMITHY

FUCK YEAH!

Get in line

DAMNIT

Only when my hunger for blood has been sated, though

heh, okay.

I'm seriously regretting telling everyone to say hi to friendly

You shouldn't, it's not a big deal at all

If even DJ 4DM1N complains about it (he did), then Everyone including the mods is going to kiss his footsteps and keep me barred from friendly

He was just kidding

I know, but not everyone is going to think the same

Then slap them, slap them all. Show them who's the boss.

But my arms will get tired

Well, I'm out of ideas.

:C

Slaves are rarely rewarded for anything

No you should be rewarded.

Are you ready? I'm gonna give it to ya!

I-I'm not sure. Maybe?

**professormeatwad pats your head**

You're a good slave

Thank you master, of course, master.

You don't like pats?

No, it's just.. I don't know what I was expecting

Nya?

By the way, I went outside today, beyond the gardens I mean, got hit by a car. I don't like outside. Don't worry though, master, I'm alright, just a little bruised but nothing a good night's rest won't heal.

Good ♥

It's dangerous out there, why were you 'venturing out so far?

I don't know, curiosity nearly killed the cat

Alright

Regular goodbye or goodbye forever?

that is up to you

Then I'll choose regular goodbye. I'm sorry I haven't been talking to you recently.. at all. It's rather difficult for me sometimes to engage in conversation, even somewhere where it couldn't be any simpler, the internet. But I do want you to know that my silence does not mean that my care for you has declined.

disappointing...

What is?

"...my silence does not mean that my care for you has declined."

How come? Would you prefer that I did not care about you? To be free of me?

more for you to be free of me

No disrespect, of course, but now you're just being silly. What would make you think that I wanted to be "free of you"? I'd say my silence would be a good reason for you to think so but I can assure once more that my silence means little.

I don't want to be free from you, had many bonds within my life so far of which most were broken, I don't want to break any more bonds of the few that remain, not if I can help it. Though it may sound odd, thinking about you had actually motivated me to put more effort into school and tidying up my home, bringing more structure to my life. You're good for me.

I'll try talking to you more often from now on, I promise. Now don't feel bad, you have no reason to.

...

....?

I don't know what to say

Well, then say good night. For as much as I'd like to spend time here, I do need my sleep, especially since I'll have to do an exam in economics tomorrow. Just don't forget that I don't want to lose you. Good night

goodbye...

Nigga! I mean Jack, how are you?

<intredasting

I'm alright bitch nigga
How about you?

Nigga, talk to me

Fabulous, got a few more Ornstein pics from /v/ and I got a 8,9 for my mathematics exam, I even surprised myself with that.

Nice
I'm actually kind of scared with if my grades are going to get better soon or not, but to be honest both me and my parents are more concerned with my mental state at the moment
There's a large possibility of schizophrenia and a few anxiety disorders

Ah, anxiety. One moment it turns me into someone who'd seem essentially insane and at the other moment a shaking fool who can't do anything.

Your school should be able to take all that has happened into consideration.

I know little about schizofrenia though.

*schizophrenia

Well, I don't usually talk about it here. I'd rather not for simple fear of being judged as a crazy person because I hear a second voice in my head though.

I doubt I suffer from it myself but I don't have difficulties imagining what this voice would be like. Man, sometimes I'd wish I could just jump into someone's life, fix their shit with superpowers and go onto the next one.

But the people who you helped would miss you, and not know how to fend for themselves

He who fights monsters should be careful, lest he become one.

Well, there's nothing quite as effective as fighting fire with fire, no? Eitherway I wouldn't fix beyond the major difficulties

Still, some things on the outside may appear as a problem when they are actually a solution

Now let's not go full Socrates here.

You know me and my looking far too deeply into things

Occasionally you do that, yes, but I like it. I think I'll be going to bed though, nigga. it's 12:51 AM here and I have my economics exams tomorrow.

It's my thing

And goodnight

And a good morning to you as well, master

hehe

How are you today, master?

My stomach really hurts, but I'm good.

And how are you?

I'm sorry to hear that, have you taken an aspirine or a paracetamol yet?

I'm quite well, my mother will be to Paris for the entire week until saturday, and I must say that the house seems alot less crowded now, in a good way

No, I'll be fine.

That sounds nice c:

7:15 for the footage

Well, it certainly needs a little more structure, that Dark Souls lacked because it was rushed. I do kinda hope they'll have another source of light that won't occupy your left hand. In Dark Souls and Demon's Souls the player character glowed, in Demon's Souls this was explained, but in DaS it wasn't, that's why in DaS II you'll need a light source.

Eitherway it looked pretty cool though I'm not all sure how the focus on exploration will turn out, for many are in for the trail and error kinda thing, and environments are usually not very aggressive. Sure, a trap here and there but you won't make that mistake twice.

I wish we got to see more enemies in the video.

By the way, have you seen the footage that Totalhalibut has?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6tcCAQMbFQ

I'm feeling oddly not-nuked

Probably because your rockets can't reach me

What equipment are you using besides your Black Knight Shield?

everything pictured there
Abyss greatsword and artorias armor (+5 all), because I'm on ng+3 where armor doesn't matter much and after the prepare to cry video of him, I just had to

Also I like the abyss greatsword A LOT more than the uchi

Well the Uchi is not a fantastic weapon versus most opponents, so yah.