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**professormeatwad pets your head**

How are you today?

Well, I had a nightmate of sorts but I'm alright, first exam today in about 5 hours or so

Oh I see, goodluck~

Thank you, master

Eyo nig

Well, this is the scene where the pic is from
I didn't make the picture and I do not know who has or why, probably for the sake of random humor.
The funny thing is, I made this account just so I could use that pic whenever someone asked a "why" question.

well, if you check the comment thread i rolled you in, you are supposed to rape me btw
thanks for answering my question

**europe shoves a dildo up brehon's ass**

It's penetration and it happened without your concent, most likely. So you just got raped.

thanks i guess

*lick*

if you keep being so mean im going to put you on a leash, so how are you today neko-san

You wouldn't dare

i already have the leash neko-san, anyway how are you

I'm quite well, just being a continent and stuff

How are you?

im doing well neko-san thank you for asking, what are you up to if you dont mind telling me

Actually I do mind

thats fine neko-san, so is there anything you would like to ask me

Why are you sparkling? That can't be healthy

what sparkles are you talking about neko-san

Those all around you

are you alright neko-san do you have a fever, i should put you into bed

But I'm not tired, Oto

are you sure neko san, you seem to be seeing sparkles everywhere

But that's not my fault

alright then neko-san, so what are you up to

Just wrecking stuff, nothing illegal, Oto

Well i guess its fine then darling, try not to hurt yourself ok. Is there anything you would like to ask me neko-san.

Do you have any fish?

afraid not neko-san

FUCK YEAH BABBYSMITHY

FUCK YEAH!

Get in line

DAMNIT

Only when my hunger for blood has been sated, though

heh, okay.

I'm seriously regretting telling everyone to say hi to friendly

You shouldn't, it's not a big deal at all

If even DJ 4DM1N complains about it (he did), then Everyone including the mods is going to kiss his footsteps and keep me barred from friendly

He was just kidding

I know, but not everyone is going to think the same

Then slap them, slap them all. Show them who's the boss.

But my arms will get tired

Well, I'm out of ideas.

:C

Slaves are rarely rewarded for anything

No you should be rewarded.

Are you ready? I'm gonna give it to ya!

I-I'm not sure. Maybe?

**professormeatwad pats your head**

You're a good slave

Thank you master, of course, master.

You don't like pats?

No, it's just.. I don't know what I was expecting

Nya?

By the way, I went outside today, beyond the gardens I mean, got hit by a car. I don't like outside. Don't worry though, master, I'm alright, just a little bruised but nothing a good night's rest won't heal.

Good ♥

It's dangerous out there, why were you 'venturing out so far?

I don't know, curiosity nearly killed the cat

Alright

Regular goodbye or goodbye forever?

that is up to you

Then I'll choose regular goodbye. I'm sorry I haven't been talking to you recently.. at all. It's rather difficult for me sometimes to engage in conversation, even somewhere where it couldn't be any simpler, the internet. But I do want you to know that my silence does not mean that my care for you has declined.

disappointing...

What is?

"...my silence does not mean that my care for you has declined."

How come? Would you prefer that I did not care about you? To be free of me?

more for you to be free of me

No disrespect, of course, but now you're just being silly. What would make you think that I wanted to be "free of you"? I'd say my silence would be a good reason for you to think so but I can assure once more that my silence means little.

I don't want to be free from you, had many bonds within my life so far of which most were broken, I don't want to break any more bonds of the few that remain, not if I can help it. Though it may sound odd, thinking about you had actually motivated me to put more effort into school and tidying up my home, bringing more structure to my life. You're good for me.

I'll try talking to you more often from now on, I promise. Now don't feel bad, you have no reason to.

...

....?

I don't know what to say

Well, then say good night. For as much as I'd like to spend time here, I do need my sleep, especially since I'll have to do an exam in economics tomorrow. Just don't forget that I don't want to lose you. Good night

goodbye...

Nigga! I mean Jack, how are you?

<intredasting

I'm alright bitch nigga
How about you?

Nigga, talk to me

Fabulous, got a few more Ornstein pics from /v/ and I got a 8,9 for my mathematics exam, I even surprised myself with that.

Nice
I'm actually kind of scared with if my grades are going to get better soon or not, but to be honest both me and my parents are more concerned with my mental state at the moment
There's a large possibility of schizophrenia and a few anxiety disorders

Ah, anxiety. One moment it turns me into someone who'd seem essentially insane and at the other moment a shaking fool who can't do anything.

Your school should be able to take all that has happened into consideration.

I know little about schizofrenia though.

*schizophrenia

Well, I don't usually talk about it here. I'd rather not for simple fear of being judged as a crazy person because I hear a second voice in my head though.

I doubt I suffer from it myself but I don't have difficulties imagining what this voice would be like. Man, sometimes I'd wish I could just jump into someone's life, fix their shit with superpowers and go onto the next one.

But the people who you helped would miss you, and not know how to fend for themselves

He who fights monsters should be careful, lest he become one.

Well, there's nothing quite as effective as fighting fire with fire, no? Eitherway I wouldn't fix beyond the major difficulties

Still, some things on the outside may appear as a problem when they are actually a solution

Now let's not go full Socrates here.

You know me and my looking far too deeply into things

Occasionally you do that, yes, but I like it. I think I'll be going to bed though, nigga. it's 12:51 AM here and I have my economics exams tomorrow.

It's my thing

And goodnight

And a good morning to you as well, master

hehe

How are you today, master?

My stomach really hurts, but I'm good.

And how are you?

I'm sorry to hear that, have you taken an aspirine or a paracetamol yet?

I'm quite well, my mother will be to Paris for the entire week until saturday, and I must say that the house seems alot less crowded now, in a good way

No, I'll be fine.

That sounds nice c:

7:15 for the footage

Well, it certainly needs a little more structure, that Dark Souls lacked because it was rushed. I do kinda hope they'll have another source of light that won't occupy your left hand. In Dark Souls and Demon's Souls the player character glowed, in Demon's Souls this was explained, but in DaS it wasn't, that's why in DaS II you'll need a light source.

Eitherway it looked pretty cool though I'm not all sure how the focus on exploration will turn out, for many are in for the trail and error kinda thing, and environments are usually not very aggressive. Sure, a trap here and there but you won't make that mistake twice.

I wish we got to see more enemies in the video.

By the way, have you seen the footage that Totalhalibut has?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6tcCAQMbFQ

I'm feeling oddly not-nuked

Probably because your rockets can't reach me

What equipment are you using besides your Black Knight Shield?

everything pictured there
Abyss greatsword and artorias armor (+5 all), because I'm on ng+3 where armor doesn't matter much and after the prepare to cry video of him, I just had to

Also I like the abyss greatsword A LOT more than the uchi

Well the Uchi is not a fantastic weapon versus most opponents, so yah.

In PvE it was

Seeing as the attacks will be coming from behind if you don't kill 'em quick enough, using a shield isn't very useful, and neither is witch beatrice at that fight.

Okido

tehbest.ever
and
venom.cobra
here on FJ

Alright

I got some work I've got to finish before heading to school, I should be back before 2PM

Good morning, master. I was just cleaning the house.

**professormeatwad looks around**

It still looks messy

Well, that happens when you let a bomb explode in the middle of the house

You're right, master. I'll work faster.

**professormeatwad kisses your cheek**

Good :3

**professormeatwad giggles**