ohi

How are you?

I'm doing fine, sorry for that, was gaming
How are you?

I'm okay

Glad to hear it

Yeah

Greetings, my dear master

Greetings

How are things going? Been keeping up on your chores?

Yes, master
Just finished dusting off the furniture

How are you today, master?

I'm good, but it's getting reeaally hot

oh my
Shall I open the windows, master?

Noooo, you'll only let more hot in!

Excellent
Has the air conditioner been repaired, yet?

hehehe

It hasn't, but at least the fan still kinda works

But what if the fan stops working as well? then you will be doomed master
doooomed

hehehe you're silly

No u, master

How far are you in?

not 24 yet, but I have plans

Don't push yourself though, sleep is very important
Lack of sleep may be the cause of fluctuating of emotions and moods

I'm already ridiculously unstable

It can't get any worse

That's the thing, it can
Which is very much influenced by the amount of rest that you get and the stability of your sleep pattern
If this is what makes life uncomfortable for you, then you should at least try to get a solid sleep pattern, that should really help.
I know that your sleep pattern is quite broken, but what about your breakfast? Breakfast is very important for your body as well. Whenever people say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, they're not kidding.

Well shit negro now you got me thinking

You're welcome?

Indeed.
I'm afraid that It's time for me to hit the hay though, dear
It was lovely talking with you

good night dalring

hello

How are ya?
I just got back from work again

im doing alirght darling but i am gaming so my responses will be slow i apologize

I'm watching a few videos of Fallout 3 about the Dunwich Building, it's kinda interesting

What game are you playing?

tf at the moment

I've never been good at that game
Though I have often heard people talking about how horrible it is to play f2p in tf2

well i play fp in tf2 and do fairly well

Guess I'm just a filthy casual who should git gud

well it isnt for everyone darling nothing is

I guess you're right

What's your favorite manga, dear?

i have read quite a few so its hard to pick one favorite but i can say that some of my favorites are pluto, planeties, and battle angel atilia

You called?

huh, i would have never guess someone had a mascot profile of atilia

What are each of them roughly about?

pluto is a rather philosophical manga which makes you wonder, what makes a human human
Planeties is also a philosophical manga though it has a good bit of comedy and some action and romance mixed in its plot is the life of a space junk collector
battle angel atilla is hard to summarize because its very long and still ongoing though i guess you could say it is a manga about the life of a cyborge girl

I doubt I'll ever stop watching anime and reading manga. As shallow as some may be, others do hold deep philosophical questions, real food for thought.

My favorite manga would be Berserk, a manga that has been going on for over 20 years. I've always been quite fond of the medieval european style. Swords, axes, shields and as cherry on top, a good amount of fantasy.

berserk is a great manga as well i read and enjoy it

Glad to hear you enjoyed it
though it isn't over yet, it will never end
I'm about to start reading Claymore

What's your favorite anime?

with anime i am in the same boat as with manga i simply have watched so many it is hard to say and for berserk the fairly land arc is supposed to be the second to last arc if i recall correctly.
Though some of my favorite anime's are darker then black, angel beats and gto

Angel Beats, I've heard of that anime a fair number of times, I feel that I should check it out, though I'm still watching Chobits (priority) and Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Heard that the second season of MoHS is awful though. The same episode over and over with "different costumes".

You use myanimelist, no doubt?

i never made my own list because it would take to much time (i tried once or twice) but i do browse it darling

Ah yes, my niece said something similar. She watches alot of anime and failed to make a list as well.
She went to an anime con last saturday without informing me of it which bothers me a little. I may have been able to buy some cool stuff there.

maybe she was afraid you would steal her ticket for yourself darling

Not likely. There were plenty of tickets left, so that couldn't have been it, unless she's paranoid. I wouldn't have cared if she didn't want to go there together, I just wasn't aware of the convention at all

ah sorry to hear about that darling, though i am sure i will be able to attend the next one

Yes, next year.

I may join the video game convention in germany, though lazy as I am I haven't really looked into it. I don't know how much it costs and all yet
I'd probably have to rent a room for the night there. Good thing that that won't cost alot though, for a hotel. 60-80 euros for a room with two beds, not bad.

sounds like you have a half decent plan darling

I guess I do. Now lets hope that no hero comes around to foil any of my plans

yes those hero's and their meddling

Sometimes I wonder why they're being called heroes in the first place. They go around towns stealing, crashing and killing for petty things. One man says something to them that they don't like and they go berserk

they are hailed as such due to their necessity in war after all if you dont have a symbol to put before the sheep they will panic an run

oh, whats the problem darling

That you're a casual, of course

oh and why is that darling

>no fedora
>no long leather coat
>no flaming shirt
>no beard

Why you here though, bby?

i just felt like visiting darling, so how are you today

Fab-ulous~
As usual
About to go to work though

it good to hear you are doing well darling, but if you have to go i can come back to talk to you later

If you'd like to, bby

ill come back to talk to you later then darling

Back from work
Part time job, 2-3 hours at night
How goes it?

im doing alright darling, i just got back home myself

Glad to hear it
Has summer break nearly started for you?

yes it has darling, how about for you

Same, for I completed my finals, currently awaiting the results, though I doubt that any of them will be negative.

thats good to hear darling

Any plans, dear?

laze around and play video games but thats all darling, how about you

Video games, anime, manga, the usual.
I should be able to manage that just fine

alright then darling

Cheers

More cooties!?

**europe takes some antibiotics**

I may hope so

Oh god, divine magic! It buuuurns!

Wait you feel it burning?

Then how are you dead

DAMMIT

**europe turns to dust**

Try necroman

**professormeatwad piles your ashes together and tries a necromancy spell**

Will it really work? Won't it just make you like a zombie?

If there's a chance it will work I'll try it!

The Sunwell, master

Y-yeah that good 'ol sunwell...

...?!?!

That's heresy, master

www.wowwiki.com/Sunwell

Use the power of the Sunwell to resurrect me

**professormeatwad starts digging your grave**

Oh well...it's such a shame

He was such a good slave...

**europe 's ghost takes his ashes from professormeatwad**

Fine, I'll do it myself. Don't see why you'd bury ashes, though

brb, becoming a lich

Ahahahahaha

I hath return'st!

You... master..

You were considering burying me

I tried everything I could

I'm glad you're back~

Surely you could've taken on an army of bloodelves to reach the Sunwell

Exactly, yet you didn't

I wouldn't know what to do after defeating them! Or even exactly how to get there!

That's extra heretical

**professormeatwad kisses you**

Hey it's alright

Then play some video games

Stop talking to yourself, europe. It isn't healthy

Fuck you, no it isn't

You're really original, you know that?

I'd like to see you come up with a joke, until then, shut up

wut

Yes, you just ate so much of that pastry that you can't even move anymore

It was worth it.

Phan.act has taken a break from friendly
The thread is quite different since

He hates me.

I stopped hating him a while ago.
I haven't even said anything mean about him in forever.

Yet he still insults me.

Why, though?
I'll read the reply tomorrow morning

I had a spat with him a while ago.

Don't remember much of the details.

Sleep tight all of euroland.

You win this time

yay friends.

Yay

WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

Watched anime, played video games and procrastinated worked at my job at a mall

Procrastinating at work is boring...

I just try to be as busy as possible.

I can't procrastinate at my job though, it's pretty much they tell you how much work you have to do and at what time you'll have to be finished with it and if you fail to do so without a legitimate excuse, you usually end up doing some of the more boring and tedious jobs for another hour and a half

I don't have to worry about any of that though, being perhaps the fastest at my job at the mall.

What job is that?

Simple mind numbing job for an 18 year old, just putting all the products on the shelves, make everything look tidy, and help any costumers.

You have all those cute pics for neko, am I right?

I have them for a lot of reasons....

It's fine...

It's fiiinneee.

Sure it is

Is there a problem?

Hi.

Hello, can I help you?

Nope!

c:

Wai u here though?

Just saying hello.

And also now I'm saying...

How're things?

I'm quite well thank you

Yay.

If I may ask though, what were you looking at my profile for?

What I'm doing now.

This is why I came here.

To talk to a random person?

You're not random.

I'd say talking with someone you haven't really talked with before is quite random

You're on my friends list!

That makes us friends.

c:

Maybe he needs to be put down before he hurts someone

**professormeatwad frowns**

What?! Put down?!

Why don't you like him?

Because whenever he gets angry white foam comes out of his mouth

hehehehe

If he bites someone that person will most likely die from rabies

He can get a bit out of control...

But I would never put him down

Oh well, as long as he doesn't get anyone killed

It's amazing how the rabies hasn't killed him yet

Yes, master?

**professormeatwad leans her shoulder towards you**

Ahem

W-what is it, m-master?

mmmm >:/

Pat mah shoulder!

**europe pats professormeatwad's shoulder**

Silly me, I completely forgot.

**professormeatwad giggles**

Thankyou ♥

Of course, master.
How was the dinner, master?

Stupid. I'm glad it wasn't too long.

That's a shame, how was the food?

I didn't eat much

I woke up about half an hour before, and I'm never hungry first thing after waking up

I see. I'm usually not hungry right after I wake up either, but breakfast, so yeah.

Hmm

Did you just wake up?

Did you sleep well?

Yes, I just woke up and I slept fairly well, until my cat decided that I had slept for quite long enough and started imitating an air raid.

Hahaha what

She's quite good at it too, destruction everywhere

lol

I've got tonnes of free time now that school is pretty much over.
Of course I'll be spending this time to care for the house and the garden

Excellent

The carpet is finally clean by the way, the one that s.milk bled all over
I hope he hasn't been rude to you recently, master?

**professormeatwad sighs**

We had some trouble earlier, he attacked trapaz.oid

But it's all worked out now

Good morning to you as well, master

Yes, indeed
I'm curious though, what do you currently do, master? Are you in school? In college? Working?

I do Internet :3

I'm looking for a job.

It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it

**professormeatwad giggles**

Do you use myanimelist?

I do!

myanimelist.net/profile/Waddykins

Plan to watch.. wow

lol

Shall I continue watching Chobits now, master?

Oh yes!

As you wish master, goodbye for now

Right away, master.
I'll clean the floors first for the chances of those getting damaged by any of this is larger than for the knife.
How are you today, my master?

Good, I haven't slept yet. I've been watching cute videos of all sorts of things and Toonami bumps/intros.

And apperently you've also had some fun here with someone, master?
How long have you been going without sleep so far, master?

Yes I had some fun with wolfypolli.

Uhm...just...uh....let's see...

I guess it's been almost a full day, about 19-20 hours.

Getting a proper amount of rest is really important, master
Is wolfy still alive?

Yes, but it's such a waste of time.

Ofcourse! I wouldn't kill him, I just gave him a couple cute scars :3

If you say so, master.

I think you may have cut an artery there

And do you like sleeping?

Well yes, I have a rather high metabolism which is very much affected by the amount of rest that I get.
I had yet another nightmare tonight though, one that I've had a few times before.

And yes, for this is quite alot of blood.

He got up and walked it off, but I should check on him.

And I'm very sorry to hear that, I always sleep best when my room is somewhat clear and I'm on my belly hugging my pillow and it's windy outside.
Have you tried sleeping different places and in different positions?

Oh it's alright, I prefer having nightmares over having dreamless rests. I also learned something that I could probably already have known. In this dream it always ends up in the same way, I end up going all the way up the stairs and finding some sort of toy inside of a stuffed pillow. Trying to finally get some information from this dream I tried reading it's tag, as I could've expected it didn't have any information on it besides some gibberish, random letters and numbers, and the name Finland.

Oh well, dreams, or nightmares for that matter don't really seem to mean anything eitherway

And what I learned was that it's pretty much impossible to get any real information from such dreams.

Interesting, so you've got some control over your dreams?

I've always wanted to do that, but never seemed to get it.

Ah yes, to me it's a simple matter of concentrating on it.
I'm not sure how I became able to do so, but a simple way to get into a lucid dream would be to lie straight down with your arms besides you while ignoring any itches and what not. Your body generates those to check wether or not it's currently able to go to sleep. If you do this for long enough sleep paralysis will eventually set in after your hands and feet will begin to tickle. Don't move a muscle throughout this all. Eventually you'll fall asleep into a lucid dream, where you'll have full control.

Do be warned, master, for it isn't easy..

I've had sleep paralysis several times. Not something I ever want again.

Fair enough, though it won't bother you if you don't try to move, master.

Ehh maybe I'll try, hey don't you have a big test?

When are you going?

I have to be there at 13:30 and it's currently 9:44

And yes, a biology exam

Ah I see, you've got plenty of time

accidentally two dots

R-really?

Here it is, master.
www.logicalincrements.com/

Aaand here's your shirt, master. As clean as it will ever be.
I'll be spending the money I got from my birthday mainly on a second hand drawing table. It should make drawing more comfortable. The other two things I'll be getting is the book The Worm of Ouroboros, I'm not certain what the book is about, all that I know is that it's a high fantasy book, just like the Lord of the Rings. Last but not least I'll be getting a book with all of the artworks from Dark Souls.

**professormeatwad jumps into her shirt**

Finally, I was getting cold

Sounds super fun!

Yes, indeed!
Speaking of Dark Souls, have you gotten any more information on the game? Have you gotten any closer to getting your own copy, master?

I spent my the last bit of cash I had on the TTGL box set. Which was a week ago and it still hasn't processed >.>

If I do it'll be a couple more weeks.

So you are rather fond of TTGL as well?

It was fun but I didn't get the mind-blowing awesomeness that many people saw in it.

Have you seen?

I have only seen one episode.

Didn't like enough to continue?

Not really, no.

What didn't you like?

It just didn't really hold my interest in the end.
By the way, I should probably watch the second season of Shinryaku! as well

Well the physics in it are even for an anime, very odd. Then there's this fourteen year old girl with D-cups who wears a bikini all day. Call me old fashioned, but I'm not all that fond of that.

lol yep


First transformation or whatever bugged me too...

mastah?

I'll be going to sleep now, master.

Oh

Sleep well ♥

It was all so incredibly weird

wut.. I mean yes of course master, right away.

Thankyou

My pleasure, master. But if I may ask, how did these get... dirty?

I was just having some fun with therealfishyxander

But I thought Suu's body didn't contain blood? And what kind of.. nevermind, that's none of my business.

I'll just continue cleaning these

Good

The knife is spotless now, master. The shirt will take just a little longer, being drenched in blood and all.

**professormeatwad pats your head**

Thankyou

Forgive me, master, but wouldn't it be more efficient to just buy a new shirt? Or does this shirt hold special value to you?

**professormeatwad frowns**

This is a special shirt. It's one of my favorites.

I see. let's just get this in some hot water and it should be fine after a while.

I am curious though, how did fishy's body bleed?

Hmm

I don't know I just wanted to come to your profile, but I didn't have a reason so I kinda half-ass made a reason.

You ask too many questions!

Derp, I guess I do.

hehe

Celebrated my birthday with my family today, it was fun despite a few difficulties. First time I didn't spend a minute in my room upstairs while the party was downstairs. Kinda a shame how little food was over at the end though I'm hungry

Good to hear it was fun atleast lol

Though I could've spend that time watching cats and anime on the internet. I'll have to make up for that tomorrow by being even less productive.

x3

saaaave meee.

What kind of fun was this??
Suu, hang in there

the slit my throat kind of fun...

Jesus christ, not only are you able to survive that for several minutes, but you're still able to talk?

as long as the angler is intact I'll manage...

:3

**professormeatwad pets your head**

How are you today?

Well, I had a nightmate of sorts but I'm alright, first exam today in about 5 hours or so

Oh I see, goodluck~

Thank you, master

Eyo nig

Well, this is the scene where the pic is from
I didn't make the picture and I do not know who has or why, probably for the sake of random humor.
The funny thing is, I made this account just so I could use that pic whenever someone asked a "why" question.

well, if you check the comment thread i rolled you in, you are supposed to rape me btw
thanks for answering my question

**europe shoves a dildo up brehon's ass**

It's penetration and it happened without your concent, most likely. So you just got raped.

thanks i guess

*lick*

if you keep being so mean im going to put you on a leash, so how are you today neko-san

You wouldn't dare

i already have the leash neko-san, anyway how are you

I'm quite well, just being a continent and stuff

How are you?

im doing well neko-san thank you for asking, what are you up to if you dont mind telling me

Actually I do mind

thats fine neko-san, so is there anything you would like to ask me

Why are you sparkling? That can't be healthy

what sparkles are you talking about neko-san

Those all around you

are you alright neko-san do you have a fever, i should put you into bed

But I'm not tired, Oto

are you sure neko san, you seem to be seeing sparkles everywhere

But that's not my fault

alright then neko-san, so what are you up to

Just wrecking stuff, nothing illegal, Oto

Well i guess its fine then darling, try not to hurt yourself ok. Is there anything you would like to ask me neko-san.

Do you have any fish?

afraid not neko-san

FUCK YEAH BABBYSMITHY