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#1033311 - because you had one job. 03/07/2013 on Friendly 0
#1033277 - ITT: don't ask me anything.  [+] (13 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Friendly +2
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#1033295 - therealfishyxander (03/07/2013) [-]
why not?

whatcha gonna do about it nignog!?
#1033316 - europe (03/07/2013) [-]
#1033345 - therealfishyxander (03/07/2013) [-]
knowledge is power I guess.
User avatar #1033294 - Super lolzers (03/07/2013) [-]
Okay
User avatar #1033292 - stormshock (03/07/2013) [-]
K.
User avatar #1033293 - limuz (03/07/2013) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #1033291 - AreyouSerious (03/07/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #1033311 - europe (03/07/2013) [-]
because you had one job.
User avatar #1033290 - reallynotdashie (03/07/2013) [-]
oh
User avatar #1033287 - seniorawesomesauce (03/07/2013) [-]
Okay
User avatar #1033285 - seekay (03/07/2013) [-]
Okay.
#1033296 - seniorawesomesauce (03/07/2013) [-]
#1033269 - wahaha! 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1
#144 - oh damn, I want to embrace whoever wrote that  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Centaur Police +1
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#1033174 - a threatening asshole?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1033193 - kikomiaa (03/07/2013) [-]
Yes.
#1033123 - wonder why I have some people on hide all. oh well 03/07/2013 on Friendly 0
#1033091 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEdC4PwWihQ 03/07/2013 on Friendly 0
#1033070 - I refuse. 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1
#1033044 - Picture 03/07/2013 on Friendly 0
#1032891 - why yes, yes it is. 03/07/2013 on Friendly 0
#1032773 - Picture 03/07/2013 on Friendly 0
#1032762 - zoopityzop you have a refined taste in catgirls  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1032803 - rbpwn (03/07/2013) [-]
Is it possible to NOT have a refined taste in catgirls?

I mean

They're all so spectacular
#1032891 - europe (03/07/2013) [-]
why yes, yes it is.
#1031858 - and with your admission, that you feel the same~  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1031871 - invisiblepleasure (03/07/2013) [-]
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of
#1031822 - damn 03/07/2013 on Friendly 0
#1031783 - and mouth open vs mouth closed  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1
#1031917 - stalkerloo (03/07/2013) [-]
Found a higher quality :L
#1031687 - maybe I am  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1031773 - stalkerloo (03/07/2013) [-]
High quality color but low quality pixelation and smoothness.
vs
Low quality color with high quality pixelation and smoothness

Fuck you're making me choose.
User avatar #1031783 - europe (03/07/2013) [-]
and mouth open vs mouth closed
#1031917 - stalkerloo (03/07/2013) [-]
Found a higher quality :L
#1031643 - I dun get it 03/07/2013 on Friendly 0
#1031639 - Picture 03/07/2013 on Friendly 0
#1031632 - Picture 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1
#1031609 - Adam's girl *hint*hint*  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1
#1031633 - stalkerloo (03/07/2013) [-]
I want to respond accordingly with "Oh, I'm fine" but I don't know if you're making a reference to a video or story.
#1031687 - europe (03/07/2013) [-]
maybe I am
User avatar #1031773 - stalkerloo (03/07/2013) [-]
High quality color but low quality pixelation and smoothness.
vs
Low quality color with high quality pixelation and smoothness

Fuck you're making me choose.
User avatar #1031783 - europe (03/07/2013) [-]
and mouth open vs mouth closed
#1031917 - stalkerloo (03/07/2013) [-]
Found a higher quality :L
#1031552 - how's it going with his girl?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1031589 - stalkerloo (03/07/2013) [-]
What now?
User avatar #1031609 - europe (03/07/2013) [-]
Adam's girl *hint*hint*
#1031633 - stalkerloo (03/07/2013) [-]
I want to respond accordingly with "Oh, I'm fine" but I don't know if you're making a reference to a video or story.
#1031687 - europe (03/07/2013) [-]
maybe I am
User avatar #1031773 - stalkerloo (03/07/2013) [-]
High quality color but low quality pixelation and smoothness.
vs
Low quality color with high quality pixelation and smoothness

Fuck you're making me choose.
User avatar #1031783 - europe (03/07/2013) [-]
and mouth open vs mouth closed
#1031917 - stalkerloo (03/07/2013) [-]
Found a higher quality :L
#1031514 - archer/warrior 03/07/2013 on Friendly +2
#1031495 - I agree. 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1
#1031387 - kill them 03/07/2013 on Friendly 0
#1031351 - have fun 03/07/2013 on Friendly +1

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User avatar #647 - europe ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
The next person that posts here gets a pat on the shoulder
User avatar #646 to #645 - europe ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Good morning to you as well, master
#611 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
When you get up I need you to wash the floors. I got blood and lemon juice and salt all over, and my knife should be out by the puddle, I'd like that cleaned too.
User avatar #634 to #611 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed
I'm curious though, what do you currently do, master? Are you in school? In college? Working?
User avatar #635 to #634 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
I do Internet :3

I'm looking for a job.
User avatar #636 to #635 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it
User avatar #637 to #636 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
**professormeatwad giggles**
User avatar #638 to #637 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Do you use myanimelist?
#640 to #639 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Plan to watch.. wow
User avatar #642 to #641 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Shall I continue watching Chobits now, master?
User avatar #644 to #643 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
As you wish master, goodbye for now
User avatar #612 to #611 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Right away, master.
I'll clean the floors first for the chances of those getting damaged by any of this is larger than for the knife.
How are you today, my master?
User avatar #613 to #612 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
Good, I haven't slept yet. I've been watching cute videos of all sorts of things and Toonami bumps/intros.
User avatar #614 to #613 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
And apperently you've also had some fun here with someone, master?
How long have you been going without sleep so far, master?
User avatar #615 to #614 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes I had some fun with wolfypolli.

Uhm...just...uh....let's see...

I guess it's been almost a full day, about 19-20 hours.
User avatar #616 to #615 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Getting a proper amount of rest is really important, master
Is wolfy still alive?
User avatar #617 to #616 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, but it's such a waste of time.

Ofcourse! I wouldn't kill him, I just gave him a couple cute scars :3
User avatar #618 to #617 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
If you say so, master.

I think you may have cut an artery there
User avatar #620 to #618 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
And do you like sleeping?
User avatar #621 to #620 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Well yes, I have a rather high metabolism which is very much affected by the amount of rest that I get.
I had yet another nightmare tonight though, one that I've had a few times before.

And yes, for this is quite alot of blood.
#622 to #621 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
He got up and walked it off, but I should check on him.

And I'm very sorry to hear that, I always sleep best when my room is somewhat clear and I'm on my belly hugging my pillow and it's windy outside.
Have you tried sleeping different places and in different positions?
User avatar #623 to #622 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Oh it's alright, I prefer having nightmares over having dreamless rests. I also learned something that I could probably already have known. In this dream it always ends up in the same way, I end up going all the way up the stairs and finding some sort of toy inside of a stuffed pillow. Trying to finally get some information from this dream I tried reading it's tag, as I could've expected it didn't have any information on it besides some gibberish, random letters and numbers, and the name Finland.

Oh well, dreams, or nightmares for that matter don't really seem to mean anything eitherway
User avatar #624 to #623 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
And what I learned was that it's pretty much impossible to get any real information from such dreams.
User avatar #625 to #624 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
Interesting, so you've got some control over your dreams?

I've always wanted to do that, but never seemed to get it.
User avatar #626 to #625 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Ah yes, to me it's a simple matter of concentrating on it.
I'm not sure how I became able to do so, but a simple way to get into a lucid dream would be to lie straight down with your arms besides you while ignoring any itches and what not. Your body generates those to check wether or not it's currently able to go to sleep. If you do this for long enough sleep paralysis will eventually set in after your hands and feet will begin to tickle. Don't move a muscle throughout this all. Eventually you'll fall asleep into a lucid dream, where you'll have full control.

Do be warned, master, for it isn't easy..
User avatar #628 to #626 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
I've had sleep paralysis several times. Not something I ever want again.
User avatar #629 to #628 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Fair enough, though it won't bother you if you don't try to move, master.
#630 to #629 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
Ehh maybe I'll try, hey don't you have a big test?

When are you going?
User avatar #631 to #630 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I have to be there at 13:30 and it's currently 9:44
User avatar #632 to #631 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
And yes, a biology exam
User avatar #633 to #632 - professormeatwad (05/21/2013) [-]
Ah I see, you've got plenty of time
User avatar #627 to #626 - europe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
accidentally two dots
#609 - professormeatwad (05/20/2013) [-]
Europe I need that site with the computer parts n stuff.
User avatar #610 to #609 - europe ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Here it is, master.
www.logicalincrements.com/
User avatar #566 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
**professormeatwad drops her shirt and combat knife by you**

I'd like you to clean these things. Make sure you get all the blood out.
User avatar #592 to #566 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Aaand here's your shirt, master. As clean as it will ever be.
I'll be spending the money I got from my birthday mainly on a second hand drawing table. It should make drawing more comfortable. The other two things I'll be getting is the book The Worm of Ouroboros, I'm not certain what the book is about, all that I know is that it's a high fantasy book, just like the Lord of the Rings. Last but not least I'll be getting a book with all of the artworks from Dark Souls.
User avatar #593 to #592 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
**professormeatwad jumps into her shirt**

Finally, I was getting cold

Sounds super fun!
User avatar #594 to #593 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed!
Speaking of Dark Souls, have you gotten any more information on the game? Have you gotten any closer to getting your own copy, master?
User avatar #595 to #594 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
I spent my the last bit of cash I had on the TTGL box set. Which was a week ago and it still hasn't processed >.>

If I do it'll be a couple more weeks.
User avatar #596 to #595 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
So you are rather fond of TTGL as well?
#597 to #596 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
It was fun but I didn't get the mind-blowing awesomeness that many people saw in it.

Have you seen?
User avatar #598 to #597 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
I have only seen one episode.
User avatar #599 to #598 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
Didn't like enough to continue?
User avatar #600 to #599 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Not really, no.
User avatar #601 to #600 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
What didn't you like?
User avatar #604 to #601 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
It just didn't really hold my interest in the end.
By the way, I should probably watch the second season of Shinryaku! as well
User avatar #602 to #601 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Well the physics in it are even for an anime, very odd. Then there's this fourteen year old girl with D-cups who wears a bikini all day. Call me old fashioned, but I'm not all that fond of that.
#603 to #602 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
lol yep


First transformation or whatever bugged me too...
User avatar #606 to #603 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
mastah?
User avatar #607 to #606 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
I'll be going to sleep now, master.
User avatar #608 to #607 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
Oh

Sleep well ♥
#605 to #603 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
It was all so incredibly weird
User avatar #567 to #566 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
wut.. I mean yes of course master, right away.
User avatar #569 to #568 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
My pleasure, master. But if I may ask, how did these get... dirty?
User avatar #570 to #569 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
I was just having some fun with therealfishyxander
User avatar #571 to #570 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
But I thought Suu's body didn't contain blood? And what kind of.. nevermind, that's none of my business.
User avatar #575 to #573 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
I'll just continue cleaning these
User avatar #577 to #576 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
The knife is spotless now, master. The shirt will take just a little longer, being drenched in blood and all.
User avatar #581 to #577 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
**professormeatwad pats your head**

Thankyou
User avatar #582 to #581 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Forgive me, master, but wouldn't it be more efficient to just buy a new shirt? Or does this shirt hold special value to you?
User avatar #583 to #582 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
**professormeatwad frowns**

This is a special shirt. It's one of my favorites.
User avatar #584 to #583 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
I see. let's just get this in some hot water and it should be fine after a while.

I am curious though, how did fishy's body bleed?
#585 to #584 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
Hmm

I don't know I just wanted to come to your profile, but I didn't have a reason so I kinda half-ass made a reason.

You ask too many questions!
#586 to #585 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Derp, I guess I do.
#588 to #587 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Celebrated my birthday with my family today, it was fun despite a few difficulties. First time I didn't spend a minute in my room upstairs while the party was downstairs. Kinda a shame how little food was over at the end though I'm hungry
Celebrated my birthday with my family today, it was fun despite a few difficulties. First time I didn't spend a minute in my room upstairs while the party was downstairs. Kinda a shame how little food was over at the end though I'm hungry
User avatar #589 to #588 - professormeatwad (05/19/2013) [-]
Good to hear it was fun atleast lol
#590 to #589 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Though I could've spend that time watching cats and anime on the internet. I'll have to make up for that tomorrow by being even less productive.
Though I could've spend that time watching cats and anime on the internet. I'll have to make up for that tomorrow by being even less productive.
#574 to #572 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
What kind of fun was this??
Suu, hang in there
User avatar #578 to #574 - therealfishyxander (05/19/2013) [-]
the slit my throat kind of fun...
#579 to #578 - europe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, not only are you able to survive that for several minutes, but you're still able to talk?
#580 to #579 - therealfishyxander (05/19/2013) [-]
as long as the angler is intact I'll manage...
#562 to #561 - professormeatwad (05/17/2013) [-]
**professormeatwad pets your head**

How are you today?
#563 to #562 - europe ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
Well, I had a nightmate of sorts but I'm alright, first exam today in about 5 hours or so
Well, I had a nightmate of sorts but I'm alright, first exam today in about 5 hours or so
User avatar #564 to #563 - professormeatwad (05/17/2013) [-]
Oh I see, goodluck~
#565 to #564 - europe ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
Thank you, master
User avatar #552 - zoopityzop (05/13/2013) [-]
ay nig
User avatar #553 to #552 - europe ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Eyo nig
#547 - brehon ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I rolled you, and im reminded that ive had this picture for a while and i wanted to ask the story behind it
#548 to #547 - europe ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, this is the scene where the pic is from
I didn't make the picture and I do not know who has or why, probably for the sake of random humor.
The funny thing is, I made this account just so I could use that pic whenever someone asked a "why" question.
User avatar #549 to #548 - brehon ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
well, if you check the comment thread i rolled you in, you are supposed to rape me btw
thanks for answering my question
User avatar #550 to #549 - europe ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
**europe shoves a dildo up brehon's ass**

It's penetration and it happened without your concent, most likely. So you just got raped.
User avatar #551 to #550 - brehon ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
thanks i guess
#526 to #525 - europe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
*lick*
*lick*
#527 to #526 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
if you keep being so mean im going to put you on a leash, so how are you today neko-san
#528 to #527 - europe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
You wouldn't dare
You wouldn't dare
#529 to #528 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
i already have the leash neko-san, anyway how are you
#530 to #529 - europe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm quite well, just being a continent and stuff   
   
How are you?
I'm quite well, just being a continent and stuff

How are you?
#531 to #530 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
im doing well neko-san thank you for asking, what are you up to if you dont mind telling me
im doing well neko-san thank you for asking, what are you up to if you dont mind telling me
#532 to #531 - europe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Actually I do mind
Actually I do mind
#533 to #532 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
thats fine neko-san, so is there anything you would like to ask me
#534 to #533 - europe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Why are you sparkling? That can't be healthy
Why are you sparkling? That can't be healthy
#535 to #534 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
what sparkles are you talking about neko-san
#536 to #535 - europe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Those all around you
Those all around you
#537 to #536 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
are you alright neko-san do you have a fever, i should put you into bed
#538 to #537 - europe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
But I'm not tired, Oto
But I'm not tired, Oto
#539 to #538 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
are you sure neko san, you seem to be seeing sparkles everywhere
#540 to #539 - europe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
But that's not my fault
But that's not my fault
#541 to #540 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
alright then neko-san, so what are you up to
#542 to #541 - europe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Just wrecking stuff, nothing illegal, Oto
Just wrecking stuff, nothing illegal, Oto
#543 to #542 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Well i guess its fine then darling, try not to hurt yourself ok. Is there anything you would like to ask me neko-san.
#544 to #543 - europe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Do you have any fish?
Do you have any fish?
#545 to #544 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
afraid not neko-san
#522 - europe ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Whoever posts here next is gonna get licked.
Whoever posts here next is gonna get licked.
User avatar #519 - babbysmithy (05/05/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH EUROPE!
User avatar #520 to #519 - europe ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH BABBYSMITHY
User avatar #521 to #520 - babbysmithy (05/05/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH!
#516 - russianbro (05/01/2013) [-]
Can i have internet sex with you?    
   
pls
Can i have internet sex with you?

pls
User avatar #517 to #516 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Get in line
#518 to #517 - russianbro (05/01/2013) [-]
DAMNIT
DAMNIT
User avatar #505 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Hey there, I've seen a few of your comments and you seem like a nice guy.
#506 to #505 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Only when my hunger for blood has been sated, though
User avatar #507 to #506 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
heh, okay.

I'm seriously regretting telling everyone to say hi to friendly
#508 to #507 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
You shouldn't, it's not a big deal at all
User avatar #509 to #508 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
If even DJ 4DM1N complains about it (he did), then Everyone including the mods is going to kiss his footsteps and keep me barred from friendly
User avatar #510 to #509 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
He was just kidding
User avatar #511 to #510 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I know, but not everyone is going to think the same
#512 to #511 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Then slap them, slap them all. Show them who's the boss.
User avatar #513 to #512 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
But my arms will get tired
User avatar #514 to #513 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Well, I'm out of ideas.
User avatar #515 to #514 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
:C
#492 - professormeatwad (05/01/2013) [-]
You've always been so good and I've never rewarded you.
#493 to #492 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Slaves are rarely rewarded for anything
#494 to #493 - professormeatwad (05/01/2013) [-]
No you should be rewarded.

Are you ready? I'm gonna give it to ya!
#495 to #494 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I-I'm not sure. Maybe?
#496 to #495 - professormeatwad (05/01/2013) [-]
**professormeatwad pats your head**

You're a good slave
#497 to #496 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank you master, of course, master.
#498 to #497 - professormeatwad (05/01/2013) [-]
You don't like pats?
#499 to #498 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
No, it's just.. I don't know what I was expecting
#502 to #500 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Nya?
#501 to #500 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
By the way, I went outside today, beyond the gardens I mean, got hit by a car. I don't like outside. Don't worry though, master, I'm alright, just a little bruised but nothing a good night's rest won't heal.
User avatar #503 to #501 - professormeatwad (05/01/2013) [-]
Good ♥

It's dangerous out there, why were you 'venturing out so far?
#504 to #503 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I don't know, curiosity nearly killed the cat
User avatar #490 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
tell friendly i said hi, im banana'd atm
User avatar #491 to #490 - europe ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Alright
User avatar #460 to #458 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Regular goodbye or goodbye forever?
#461 to #460 - mangioluingi (04/22/2013) [-]
that is up to you
User avatar #463 to #461 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Then I'll choose regular goodbye. I'm sorry I haven't been talking to you recently.. at all. It's rather difficult for me sometimes to engage in conversation, even somewhere where it couldn't be any simpler, the internet. But I do want you to know that my silence does not mean that my care for you has declined.
#464 to #463 - mangioluingi (04/22/2013) [-]
disappointing...
User avatar #467 to #464 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
What is?
#468 to #467 - mangioluingi (04/22/2013) [-]
"...my silence does not mean that my care for you has declined."
User avatar #471 to #468 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
How come? Would you prefer that I did not care about you? To be free of me?
#472 to #471 - mangioluingi (04/22/2013) [-]
more for you to be free of me
#474 to #472 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
No disrespect, of course, but now you're just being silly. What would make you think that I wanted to be "free of you"? I'd say my silence would be a good reason for you to think so but I can assure once more that my silence means little.

I don't want to be free from you, had many bonds within my life so far of which most were broken, I don't want to break any more bonds of the few that remain, not if I can help it. Though it may sound odd, thinking about you had actually motivated me to put more effort into school and tidying up my home, bringing more structure to my life. You're good for me.
User avatar #479 to #475 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll try talking to you more often from now on, I promise. Now don't feel bad, you have no reason to.
User avatar #482 to #481 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
....?
User avatar #485 to #482 - mangioluingi (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't know what to say
User avatar #488 to #485 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, then say good night. For as much as I'd like to spend time here, I do need my sleep, especially since I'll have to do an exam in economics tomorrow. Just don't forget that I don't want to lose you. Good night
User avatar #489 to #488 - mangioluingi (04/22/2013) [-]
goodbye...
User avatar #456 - zoopityzop (04/22/2013) [-]
Sup fag
#457 to #456 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Nigga! I mean Jack, how are you?

<intredasting
#459 to #457 - zoopityzop (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm alright bitch nigga
How about you?
#466 to #459 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Nigga, talk to me
#462 to #459 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Fabulous, got a few more Ornstein pics from /v/ and I got a 8,9 for my mathematics exam, I even surprised myself with that.
#465 to #462 - zoopityzop (04/22/2013) [-]
Nice
I'm actually kind of scared with if my grades are going to get better soon or not, but to be honest both me and my parents are more concerned with my mental state at the moment
There's a large possibility of schizophrenia and a few anxiety disorders
User avatar #469 to #465 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Ah, anxiety. One moment it turns me into someone who'd seem essentially insane and at the other moment a shaking fool who can't do anything.

Your school should be able to take all that has happened into consideration.

I know little about schizofrenia though.
User avatar #470 to #469 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
*schizophrenia
User avatar #473 to #470 - zoopityzop (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, I don't usually talk about it here. I'd rather not for simple fear of being judged as a crazy person because I hear a second voice in my head though.
#476 to #473 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I doubt I suffer from it myself but I don't have difficulties imagining what this voice would be like. Man, sometimes I'd wish I could just jump into someone's life, fix their shit with superpowers and go onto the next one.
User avatar #477 to #476 - zoopityzop (04/22/2013) [-]
But the people who you helped would miss you, and not know how to fend for themselves

He who fights monsters should be careful, lest he become one.
User avatar #478 to #477 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, there's nothing quite as effective as fighting fire with fire, no? Eitherway I wouldn't fix beyond the major difficulties
User avatar #480 to #478 - zoopityzop (04/22/2013) [-]
Still, some things on the outside may appear as a problem when they are actually a solution
User avatar #483 to #480 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Now let's not go full Socrates here.
User avatar #484 to #483 - zoopityzop (04/22/2013) [-]
You know me and my looking far too deeply into things
#486 to #484 - europe ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Occasionally you do that, yes, but I like it. I think I'll be going to bed though, nigga. it's 12:51 AM here and I have my economics exams tomorrow.
#487 to #486 - zoopityzop (04/22/2013) [-]
It's my thing

And goodnight
#450 to #449 - europe ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
And a good morning to you as well, master
And a good morning to you as well, master
User avatar #452 to #451 - europe ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
How are you today, master?
User avatar #453 to #452 - professormeatwad (04/21/2013) [-]
My stomach really hurts, but I'm good.

And how are you?
User avatar #454 to #453 - europe ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that, have you taken an aspirine or a paracetamol yet?

I'm quite well, my mother will be to Paris for the entire week until saturday, and I must say that the house seems alot less crowded now, in a good way
User avatar #455 to #454 - professormeatwad (04/21/2013) [-]
No, I'll be fine.

That sounds nice c:
#446 - zoopityzop (04/11/2013) [-]
So what did you think of the dark souls 2 gameplay?
I was satisfied, but not impressed. I hope the full game is a hell of a lot better.
User avatar #448 to #446 - europe ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
7:15 for the footage
User avatar #447 to #446 - europe ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Well, it certainly needs a little more structure, that Dark Souls lacked because it was rushed. I do kinda hope they'll have another source of light that won't occupy your left hand. In Dark Souls and Demon's Souls the player character glowed, in Demon's Souls this was explained, but in DaS it wasn't, that's why in DaS II you'll need a light source.

Eitherway it looked pretty cool though I'm not all sure how the focus on exploration will turn out, for many are in for the trail and error kinda thing, and environments are usually not very aggressive. Sure, a trap here and there but you won't make that mistake twice.

I wish we got to see more enemies in the video.

By the way, have you seen the footage that Totalhalibut has?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6tcCAQMbFQ
User avatar #444 - admin (04/10/2013) [-]
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#445 to #444 - europe ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
I'm feeling oddly not-nuked

Probably because your rockets can't reach me
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