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Date Signed Up:11/10/2013
Last Login:12/28/2013
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Comment Thumbs: 3 total,  32 ,  35
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level -9 Comment: Sort of disliked → Level 0 Comments: Untouched account
Total Comments Made:59
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#1 - **eternaljimmies rolled a random image posted in comment #21… 12/28/2013 on How much? +8
#79 - **eternaljimmies rolled a random image posted in comment #38… 12/28/2013 on Banana 0
#71 - Do you even lift kid 12/28/2013 on Cunning Title -2
#58 - **eternaljimmies rolled a random image posted in comment #69…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/28/2013 on (untitled) +2
#60 - zahnrad (12/28/2013) [-]
#97 - mrpavelowgrimm (12/28/2013) [-]
Give me name so I can Rule34
#100 - zahnrad (12/28/2013) [-]
/mlp/ has taken to calling him "Nolan North" as a reference to Saints Row because of the Fleur-De-Lis enblem, also Nolan North was a voice option in SR4.

Full body image if you need it.
#101 - mrpavelowgrimm (12/28/2013) [-]
"Him" "/mlp"

My boner retracted so fast I had a vagina far a few seconds
#106 - Mesmus (12/29/2013) [-]
#74 - johrny (12/28/2013) [-]
this gif.... so gay
#75 - zahnrad (12/28/2013) [-]
That means it fits Fj then.
#76 - johrny (12/28/2013) [-]
#78 - zahnrad (12/28/2013) [-]
#83 - johrny (12/28/2013) [-]
....couldn't you just pick a other pony moskot than this giant douch?
#84 - zahnrad (12/28/2013) [-]
#85 - johrny (12/28/2013) [-]
Over supreme gay
#86 - zahnrad (12/28/2013) [-]
You could've at least been subtle, no one had to know it was pone.
#87 - johrny (12/28/2013) [-]
Everyone on the entire internet should know by now how the show looks like......
#89 - zahnrad (12/28/2013) [-]
You underestimate me.
#90 - johrny (12/28/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#49 - Do you even lift kid 12/28/2013 on pet peeves everywhere 0
#48 - We have a morbid channel use it! 12/28/2013 on pet peeves everywhere 0
#141 - To bad that never happened. 12/09/2013 on Pixar Movies 0
#149 - **eternaljimmies rolled a random image posted in comment #12… 12/08/2013 on Feminism at its deepest level. 0
#34 - **eternaljimmies rolled a random image posted in comment #32… 12/08/2013 on I run out of titles 0
#89 - **eternaljimmies rolled a random image posted in comment #45… 12/08/2013 on You better Belibe it 0
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glimmies from gläm
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America Lover
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