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#33 - Picture 11/17/2012 on Great day in rat history +2
#35 - Comment deleted 11/17/2012 on Oh Q 0
#114 - my face if you do any of this **** in my presence  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2012 on 9 Ways +37
User avatar #146 - Marker (11/15/2012) [-]
So.... you're specifically saying you do not want anyone to do this in your presence....... Would you like fries with that?
User avatar #119 - midlight (11/15/2012) [-]
my thoughts exactly XD thank you
#53 - how did so many people like that comment 11/14/2012 on Online Dating 0
#445 - i was double fisted once... 11/12/2012 on HA. +1
#13 - location  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Online Dating +39
#15 - hinji (11/12/2012) [-]
Makes sense!
#53 - eternalcorn (11/14/2012) [-]
how did so many people like that comment
#2 - i stopped at closing a light what the **** is that 11/12/2012 on Life hacks and cheats! 0
#2 - this magical place called the internet transcends time zones 11/12/2012 on Just a reminder +2
#158 - it will destroy your life but you will love every second of it 11/12/2012 on Doctor Who +7
#15 - Picture 11/10/2012 on I believe it was in self... +30
#10 - how the hell should i know  [+] (16 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Dat Boner +18
#20 - jakefenris (11/07/2012) [-]
You mean you aren't a whore? What's wrong with you? Get out of the kitchen and go get your slut on. But seriously, people need to grow up and dance properly. Dry humping isn't dancing.
#28 - anonexplains (11/07/2012) [-]
who are you to define dancing?
#32 - jakefenris (11/07/2012) [-]
Pretty sure they have a couple hundred different schools of dance, and not a single reputable one of them teaches people how to dry hump each other.
#35 - Enriss (11/07/2012) [-]
That's why it's called grinding, not dancing. It's meant for clubs and other places where you pretty much go for hooking up and other stuff like that. Real dancing; swing, waltz, Charleston, etc etc have there own places.

tl;dr: grinding is not dancing
User avatar #40 - jakefenris (11/07/2012) [-]
I can agree with your synopsis. I'm personally not impressed with the club scene and whorish behaviour, male and female.
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User avatar #37 - turboderp (11/07/2012) [-]
I agree. You don't go to a club, drink and get drunk, just to do a waltz or swing. And whoever thinks grinding is slutty and/or not the way it should be in clubs can't have tried it, or just fuck'd it up completely..
User avatar #42 - jakefenris (11/07/2012) [-]
Grinding is certainly whorish, but that is the entire premise of a club. I would not personally set foot in one, but if you wish, by all means.
User avatar #43 - turboderp (11/07/2012) [-]
I think it's fun, and it entertains me ^^
#44 - jakefenris (11/07/2012) [-]
So long as you're careful, you should do what makes you happy.
User avatar #45 - turboderp (11/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, I usually does whatever make sme happy ^^ Oh, and one doesn't really need to be too carefull as long as it doesn't go beyond grinding :3 But yeah, one shouldn't jump in with whoever comes arround..
User avatar #46 - jakefenris (11/07/2012) [-]
I have a something that seems to be an older mind set nowadays. Meaning that I would never sleep with someone I wasn't in love with, and that the feeling was mutual. Sex is much better when it's more than just a means of getting off. I'd be much happier with a small group of friends than becoming stone deaf surrounded by sweaty, horny, drunk people. That last bit should not be taken as a form of judgement, or holier than thou complex.
User avatar #47 - turboderp (11/07/2012) [-]
Well, I to enjoy the company of my few good friends, but a few times I enjoy going out with these friends, to see how others are doing.. And some of those times, we get drunk, and go to clubs. W emeet people we know, but usually doesn't hang out with, and we chat up, and just enjoy the evening. Some of those times, we find some girls to have fun with ^^ I wouldn't know to much about sex and shit, since I'm still a virgin... (not sure if I should be hapy for this or not, I'm not too old though, so I still have time..) but I can't say that I wouldn't jump in if a nice girl came along, if I loved her or not.. :P

But I totally see your point.. Some of my frineds are JUST like how I imagine you are.. (a bit old-fashioned, as you said yourself?) Not like OLD and dull, but they kinda.. um, does their best to be grow-ups and responsible and make their parents proud ALL the time.. you know? One is allowed to be a child once in a while!
#48 - jakefenris (11/07/2012) [-]
I've been to resto-bars with friends for lunch and drinks, I have never set foot in a bar or club. Drinking for me is a quiet social activity and I strictly control my consumption, have never been drunk. I don't associate it with fun.

Sex is definitely something that should not be done when drunk, you'll remember your first time and it is definitely worth ensuring it is a good memory. I lost mine when I was twenty-one, to a close friend who I later dated. The greatest import being to relax and have fun. I'm currently in a solid and very pleasing relationship, though were I not a new potential partner would have to have to be a potential love before sex would occur. I would pass up someone who flirted and propositioned me if I were out with friends, assuming I were single. Love making is always better than sex from my experience.

I like to consider myself reserved and contemplative, I'm not afraid to do what most would call fun. Though for me, no activity who's center is based on drinking is truly fun. Some of use are dropped from the nest earlier than others and fly off at a slow but determined and methodical pace.
User avatar #49 - turboderp (11/07/2012) [-]
Ok, you go have your fun and I go have my fun :|
User avatar #33 - sepheroth (11/07/2012) [-]
No, no, I'm petty sure you're wrong on this one
#241 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on god damn it 0
User avatar #253 - novabird (11/06/2012) [-]
nope, i just look like i took a bite out of raw meat because my teeth are red for about 2 days after i finish, the dyes used brake down in stomach acids.
#9 - what the **** am i looking at here  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2012 on XXX +4
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#6 - Picture 11/05/2012 on Milo +15
#10 - Picture 11/05/2012 on uhh... +2
#13 - mmm none pizza with left beef 11/05/2012 on well :| +97
#7 - this is awesome, i tried to carve into plaster today and immed…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2012 on Dante -1
User avatar #87 - MrJakkadakka (11/04/2012) [-]
Thanks! and oh dear!
#116 - dancing shoes? 10/29/2012 on First Song 0
#47 - all i said was i hate when people take popular text posts and … 10/28/2012 on HA! Butterfingers 0
#2 - i ******* hate when people take things straight f…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/27/2012 on HA! Butterfingers -1
User avatar #35 - inomonym (10/27/2012) [-]
A funny is a funny, no matter where it came from. I don't understand people's bitterness toward content from certain websites...
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User avatar #3 - carfreak (10/27/2012) [-]
Who cares? You ruined the joke. Fuck off.
User avatar #47 - eternalcorn (10/28/2012) [-]
all i said was i hate when people take popular text posts and make them "original" statuses.
User avatar #8 - oceanwaffle (10/27/2012) [-]
how did he ruin the joke
#12 - grahamernazi (10/27/2012) [-]
Omg stop ruining it.
User avatar #46 - carfreak (10/27/2012) [-]
You're all fucking retarded.
#362 - Picture 10/27/2012 on Dentist Humor +2
#17 - then miss them in the second panel anyway 10/27/2012 on What did you expect? +4
#80 - i keep coming back and laughing at this ******* g… 10/26/2012 on crowcolin's profile 0
#32 - Picture 10/26/2012 on the science of dogs +5
#6 - you dont just throw it in the direction of the bin? whether or… 10/25/2012 on Gamers can relate... +3


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#27 - jgcamaro (12/28/2012) [-]
can i have your items?
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#6 - crowcolin (09/01/2012) [-]
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