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#4 - doesnt rhyme if it sleeps,so maybe if i kill it? 04/17/2012 on Paradise by Coldplay +1
#2 - parrot-parrot-parrot-parrot dies  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Paradise by Coldplay +1
User avatar #3 - Busboy (04/17/2012) [-]
That parrots not dead its sleeping.

#7 - N. Korean citizen (04/18/2012) [-]
parrot parrot parrot pines (for the fjords)
#4 - estroxforeva (04/17/2012) [-]
doesnt rhyme if it sleeps,so maybe if i kill it?
#182 - Picture 04/17/2012 on indian customers +2
#179 - what if you 'accidentally' tripped him up and the stuff that s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on indian customers 0
User avatar #195 - narr (04/17/2012) [-]
That's a damn good question, but seeing as how people sue companies for their coffee spilling on themselves and burning them they could probably try some lawsuit bullshit for knocking them down.

But In most cases such as that, the person would more then likely nervously stand up and walk away or jog, or just be awkward as hell.
The few times i saw someone putting something in a bag or pocket I calmly said to them
" sir are you ready to check out? I can help you with that so you aren't burdened with carrying it. If you want I can place it at the register until you are ready." But you never accuse them. Just make them awkward as fuck.

But As far as that that situation, If YOU picked it up and they didn't pull some kinda " oh im so rustled and buttflusterd i need compensation" Then you could just say " sir I see you dropped this, are you ready to check out? if you want to look some more I can ( basically same as above). If they asked for it back I'd give it to them and hopefully before they got out of the store with it they the loss prevention person would be there. or catch thier face on camera and the outside camera's would get a licenses or a look at the vehicle.

Also some places, if someone is caught stealing. As long as its not like over a certain amount they wont even try to stop you until you come back in and are caught again. they just keep like a profile. Now ^ that may not be 100% legit and could have been something my friend who is a manager was just fucking with me about. But take that with a grain of salt. It's not improbable though.
#170 - thumbs for you,sir.sometimes customers are dicks,but that does… 04/17/2012 on indian customers +1
#158 - Picture 04/17/2012 on indian customers 0
#146 - who says your children won't be?they might not be gemma atkins… 04/17/2012 on Oh Mr.Bean 0
#139 - ONE boy and ONE girl.Lily is his daughter.gemma atkinson has n…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Oh Mr.Bean 0
User avatar #143 - redeagle (04/17/2012) [-]
i refuse to believe that. someone that unattractive has to be able to spawn attractive people. my future children need a chance!!
User avatar #146 - estroxforeva (04/17/2012) [-]
who says your children won't be?they might not be gemma atkinson,but they could still be a 10/10
#136 - gemma atkinson:born-1984. mr bean married: 1990.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on Oh Mr.Bean -1
User avatar #138 - redeagle (04/17/2012) [-]
oh that's right i forgot you can't get pregnant if you're not married
#131 - THIS is his daughter.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Oh Mr.Bean 0
#149 - cerlyp (04/17/2012) [-]
wut
User avatar #134 - redeagle (04/17/2012) [-]
they have two children
#139 - estroxforeva (04/17/2012) [-]
ONE boy and ONE girl.Lily is his daughter.gemma atkinson has no relation to rowan atkinson.
User avatar #143 - redeagle (04/17/2012) [-]
i refuse to believe that. someone that unattractive has to be able to spawn attractive people. my future children need a chance!!
User avatar #146 - estroxforeva (04/17/2012) [-]
who says your children won't be?they might not be gemma atkinson,but they could still be a 10/10
#129 - "no,it isn't!"  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Oh Mr.Bean -1
User avatar #132 - redeagle (04/17/2012) [-]
oh yes it is

gemma atkinson, daughter of rowan atkinson
#136 - estroxforeva (04/17/2012) [-]
gemma atkinson:born-1984.
mr bean married: 1990.

User avatar #138 - redeagle (04/17/2012) [-]
oh that's right i forgot you can't get pregnant if you're not married
#123 - "Doc,my dog is allergic to latex!" 04/16/2012 on innocent i swear +1
#162 - the cookie is a lie! 04/16/2012 on Wait, this is my song 0
#2 - why,thank you,kind sir. 04/16/2012 on (1) Faceboob 0
#59 - thank you,fair lady.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2012 on Gangsta +10
User avatar #60 - kitnkat (04/15/2012) [-]
Too funny!!
#57 - LOLed my hair off! 04/15/2012 on Gangsta +2
#56 - response:"no wonder,because when i saw you,you blew me of…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2012 on Gangsta +23
#163 - happyshark (04/16/2012) [-]
Here you forgot this.
User avatar #58 - kitnkat (04/15/2012) [-]
Good one! Thumb for you! I like that one! LOL!
#59 - estroxforeva (04/15/2012) [-]
thank you,fair lady.
User avatar #60 - kitnkat (04/15/2012) [-]
Too funny!!
#364 - <-comic related.i remember seeing this one sometime back. 04/15/2012 on You had one job brain, ONE... +2
#343 - oh,look.its opposite day! 04/14/2012 on Chosen one +5
#84 - forget the future,how the heck did she manage to stick her arm… 04/13/2012 on Epic face swap +2
#57 - and that moment she suspends you for correcting her. 04/13/2012 on That awsome moment 0
#429 - MFW when i realize that i want to eat all that,but im on a diet. 04/13/2012 on Food Porn +2
#71 - Picture 04/13/2012 on Catch Em All! 0
#55 - i guess it depends where you are from 04/13/2012 on Doom +1
#25 - Picture 04/13/2012 on Ms. Atkinson 0
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#3 - kitnkat (08/08/2012) [-]
Hello my friend =)
User avatar #4 to #3 - estroxforeva (08/08/2012) [-]
well,hi. ;)
User avatar #5 to #4 - kitnkat (08/08/2012) [-]
I'm quite bored...how have you been???
User avatar #6 to #5 - estroxforeva (08/08/2012) [-]
oh,you know.just going out,enjoying myself here and there. :P well,it isnt a good thing to get bored,is it?whats the matter?
User avatar #7 to #6 - kitnkat (08/08/2012) [-]
Had my heartbroken again as usual...I'm a terrible person...but I don't really want to get into any further than that...
User avatar #8 to #7 - estroxforeva (08/08/2012) [-]
everyone gets their heart broken at some [url deleted] fiance just left me 2 weeks ago too,but hey,it ain't that bad. :)
User avatar #9 to #8 - estroxforeva (08/08/2012) [-]
some time* . my
User avatar #10 to #9 - kitnkat (08/08/2012) [-]
Things could be worse...but I decided to go back to school and get in shape and make him regret he ever let me go... =P
User avatar #11 to #10 - estroxforeva (08/08/2012) [-]
there you go! :) nothing's all bad.i hope you get your education soon!and as for losing weight....you know what's the best exercise?
User avatar #12 to #11 - kitnkat (08/08/2012) [-]
If you say sex...I swear...I bitch slap you through this computer...
User avatar #13 to #12 - estroxforeva (08/08/2012) [-]
what?!i'm not horny 24 hours a day,eventhough I AM a man.xD jeeze.what a dirty mind you have. :P no,i was going to say a swim at the beach or pool.
User avatar #14 to #13 - kitnkat (08/08/2012) [-]
uh huh whatever you say lol
User avatar #15 to #14 - estroxforeva (08/08/2012) [-]
yeap.besides,i don't need sex if i'm already getting it here. :P but,how have you been?getting enough for yourself?xD
User avatar #16 to #15 - kitnkat (08/08/2012) [-]
really not gonna talk about that
User avatar #17 to #16 - estroxforeva (08/08/2012) [-]
suit yourself!i wont ask anymore then.
User avatar #1 - greazymonkey (04/07/2012) [-]
NIGGER!!
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