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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
Last Login:7/14/2014
Location:Miami FL United States
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Total Comments Made:216
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I'm Cuban, and I'm here to try to make you laugh (but no Castro jokes or I'll treat you like an anon.)

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#370 - If I find the link, I'll send it to you in a message, but I do…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on Things I've learned while... 0
User avatar #372 - MemeForce (12/19/2011) [-]
Thanks man, that would be great.
#366 - For the people slamming on the Black Eyed Peas: DJing is ab… 12/19/2011 on Things I've learned while... +11
#349 - Oops, forgot to sign in on my phone. Sure thing!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on Things I've learned while... 0
User avatar #478 - thice (12/20/2011) [-]
thanks alot :D
#301 - I do both, produce and remix. I do dance, club, and Latin. …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2011 on Things I've learned while... +2
User avatar #319 - thice (12/19/2011) [-]
Could you send me any of your songs ?
Link pref.
User avatar #349 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
Oops, forgot to sign in on my phone. Sure thing!
User avatar #478 - thice (12/20/2011) [-]
thanks alot :D
#345 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
Sure thing.
#305 - accountnothree (12/19/2011) [-]
what software do u use to produce?
#295 - Miami, Florida 12/19/2011 on Things I've learned while... 0
#293 - Repost huh? That's why I have the exact same clothes as the gu… 12/19/2011 on Things I've learned while... +11
#254 - Picture 12/19/2011 on Things I've learned while... +7
#20 - Send me a message to my inbox and I'll help you level up! And …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on escoba's profile 0
User avatar #21 - Monkeyfarmer (12/19/2011) [-]
ya, I'm kinda on the same page as that guy...I'm getting a DDJ Ergo for Christmas and could probably use some pointers
#22 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2011 on Things I've learned while... +11
#23 - happytoaster (12/19/2011) [-]
HELL YES
#111 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Hello toaster...... I am butler.......
User avatar #128 - happytoaster (12/19/2011) [-]
cool story
#129 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Oh and checkem on that last comment
User avatar #131 - happytoaster (12/19/2011) [-]
u didn't roll anything
#132 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
comment number
#168 - happytoaster (12/19/2011) [-]
HOLY HORSEDICK BATMAN ARE THOSE TRIPS!!??
#20 - Speakers: $260 Each speaker tripod: $60 Each turntable: …  [+] (14 new replies) 12/19/2011 on Things I've learned while... +28
User avatar #368 - MemeForce (12/19/2011) [-]
Do you have a link to see where you bought those speakers? I've been needing a cheap new pair for my setup. I use a Numark Mixtrack Pro + Traktor Duo 2, along with my Akai Pro XR20.

If you can show me where you got those speakers cheap, i'd really appreciate it.
User avatar #370 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
If I find the link, I'll send it to you in a message, but I don't have it right now. I'll try to get back to you. And they're really awesome for how cheap they are, you're gonna love them.
User avatar #372 - MemeForce (12/19/2011) [-]
Thanks man, that would be great.
#55 - kinged (12/19/2011) [-]
what mixer and software do you use?
I use abelton with a s4, kp3 and and sometimes a launchpad.
#42 - potsmokingmonkey (12/19/2011) [-]
It's good to see you are an actual DJ and not some idiot 16 year old that gets an amateur DJ kit for his birthday, puts DJ in front of his name on facebook and goes to his friends birthday parties and changes the song all night. Do kids like that annoy DJ's like you, who invest real money and effort into their work?
User avatar #21 - happytoaster (12/19/2011) [-]
shit dude, MAKE ALL THE ELECTRONIC MUSIC
#22 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
#23 - happytoaster (12/19/2011) [-]
HELL YES
#111 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Hello toaster...... I am butler.......
User avatar #128 - happytoaster (12/19/2011) [-]
cool story
#129 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Oh and checkem on that last comment
User avatar #131 - happytoaster (12/19/2011) [-]
u didn't roll anything
#132 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
comment number
#168 - happytoaster (12/19/2011) [-]
HOLY HORSEDICK BATMAN ARE THOSE TRIPS!!??
#18 - He bro! how's it hangin?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2011 on biiiiiitchplease's profile 0
#19 - biiiiiitchplease (12/18/2011) [-]
Hey, it's alright. How about you? I don't have any hanging pics or GIFs so, D-A-N-C-I-N-G!
#4 - Honestly I like this better than my OC, this should've gotten … 12/18/2011 on Is it just me? 0
#62 - The wonders of MS Paint 12/17/2011 on Find the FUNNY +7
#60 - Step 3: Bam!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2011 on Find the FUNNY +16
#61 - anonymous (12/17/2011) [-]
out of curiosity how did you remove the letters
#62 - escoba (12/17/2011) [-]
The wonders of MS Paint
#59 - Step 2: Remove all clusters of letters less than 5 blocks in length  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2011 on Find the FUNNY +12
#60 - escoba (12/17/2011) [-]
Step 3: Bam!
#61 - anonymous (12/17/2011) [-]
out of curiosity how did you remove the letters
#62 - escoba (12/17/2011) [-]
The wonders of MS Paint
#58 - Step 1: Remove all letters not in the word "Funny"  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2011 on Find the FUNNY +13
#59 - escoba (12/17/2011) [-]
Step 2: Remove all clusters of letters less than 5 blocks in length
#60 - escoba (12/17/2011) [-]
Step 3: Bam!
#61 - anonymous (12/17/2011) [-]
out of curiosity how did you remove the letters
#62 - escoba (12/17/2011) [-]
The wonders of MS Paint
#57 - Comment deleted 12/17/2011 on Find the FUNNY +2
#385 - Take my thumb ! Just take it already! 11/30/2011 on Old spice meme's. 0
#37 - Picture 11/28/2011 on Date Rape 0
#613 - WTF that's just... AMAZING How is it even possible to be… 11/27/2011 on Folders 0
#18 - Yes here's the link! I'm so excited! http://funnyjunk… 11/26/2011 on escoba's profile 0
#16 - Sounds awesome! Hey I'm only 5 posts away from the front page …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2011 on escoba's profile 0
#17 - biiiiiitchplease (11/26/2011) [-]
:O Oh, did you post some new content and you're almost on frontpage? :O
User avatar #18 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
#14 - Yeah went over to a friend's house and pigged out, you?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2011 on escoba's profile 0
#15 - biiiiiitchplease (11/26/2011) [-]
My mom made a bunch of food and my uncle and grandmother came over, and so did my brother and his three daughters and his harlot of a girlfriend. <3
#16 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Sounds awesome! Hey I'm only 5 posts away from the front page today! So excited :D
#17 - biiiiiitchplease (11/26/2011) [-]
:O Oh, did you post some new content and you're almost on frontpage? :O
User avatar #18 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
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#35 - DemonMatt (02/26/2012) [-]
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#36 to #36 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
You get a hug. No.   
   
You get five hugs.
You get a hug. No.

You get five hugs.
#38 to #38 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Finally a hug!
#39 to #39 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
Yes... hugs...
Yes... hugs...
#40 to #40 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Rape you say...
Rape you say...
#45 to #45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
So, rape?
#46 to #46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 to #47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
User avatar #32 - kikzs (02/22/2012) [-]
So, let me get this straight:
You're a homosexual DJ who gets rides from his dad, still goes to school and plays the violin?
#33 to #33 - escoba (02/23/2012) [-]
Pretty accurate description.
#34 to #34 - kikzs (02/23/2012) [-]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
#30 - anonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
You're the best!
User avatar #31 to #31 - escoba (01/23/2012) [-]
Thank you anon!
User avatar #25 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm bisexual. Can we be friends?
:3
#26 to #26 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't see why not! :)
#28 to #28 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
no stereotypes please >.<
#29 to #29 - sheiladikshit (01/22/2012) [-]
wasnt trying to  :{
wasnt trying to :{
#24 - mcskinny (01/22/2012) [-]
I am adding you because you are gay.
User avatar #23 - jakefenris (12/20/2011) [-]
Congrats on coming out, though didn't exactly occur under the best of circumstances. Your dad just needs time to process things, keep your chin up and keep being awesome.
User avatar #22 - gandalfthered (12/20/2011) [-]
i know the fell man
my step dad havent really talked to me either after i came out one and a half year ago
#19 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey bro. I just saw your post. I really like to dj but i'm a complete and utter noob. I use my computer with a free program called mixxx. I really want to advance further in this craft. How does one level up?
#20 to #19 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
Send me a message to my inbox and I'll help you level up! And don't be paranoid and think I'm gonna sabotage you and tell you to buy ****** **** . You probably live far enough away from me so we're not competition for each other.

So send me that message, and tell me how much experience you have!
User avatar #21 to #20 - Monkeyfarmer (12/19/2011) [-]
ya, I'm kinda on the same page as that guy...I'm getting a DDJ Ergo for Christmas and could probably use some pointers
#13 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
Hello! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
#14 to #13 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Yeah went over to a friend's house and pigged out, you?
#15 to #14 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
My mom made a bunch of food and my uncle and grandmother came over, and so did my brother and his three daughters and his harlot of a girlfriend. <3
#16 to #15 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Sounds awesome! Hey I'm only 5 posts away from the front page today! So excited :D
#17 to #16 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
:O Oh, did you post some new content and you're almost on frontpage? :O
#8 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Hello my friend.
User avatar #9 to #8 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Lmfao! Hey there brosicle
#10 to #9 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#11 to #10 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Nothing, just chilling, you?
#12 to #11 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha, same.
User avatar #5 - slamfancy (11/02/2011) [-]
idk if you're actually gay, but if you are, more power to you.

from one rainbow funnyjunker to another.
User avatar #6 to #5 - escoba (11/03/2011) [-]
Yeah I actually am, those pictures in that post slamming me are actually pictures of me and my boyfriend.

And wow i like that, rainbow Funnyjunkie!
User avatar #7 to #6 - slamfancy (11/04/2011) [-]
well MORE POWER TO YOU! :D
#1 - DemonMatt (11/02/2011) [-]
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
User avatar #2 to #1 - escoba (11/02/2011) [-]
You sir are what keeps Funnyjunk going.

I can haz link to the content?
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