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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
Last Login:7/14/2014
Location:Miami FL United States
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 21792 total,  24133 ,  2341
Comment Thumbs: 1231 total,  1391 ,  160
Content Level Progress: 78.5% (785/1000)
Level 221 Content: Mind Blower → Level 222 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:63
Content Views:322770
Times Content Favorited:1157 times
Total Comments Made:216
FJ Points:23027
I'm Cuban, and I'm here to try to make you laugh (but no Castro jokes or I'll treat you like an anon.)

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#2 - Oh don't worry, it's not like I needed my childhood anyway. 01/18/2012 on Lolplank 0
#1100 - The dub club is now open!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2012 on Puppy Love +7
#1101 - itsamazing (01/18/2012) [-]
I'll be DJ
#1066 - Picture  [+] (24 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Puppy Love +2
#1121 - politicalmemes (01/22/2012) [-]
**politicalmemes rolls 33** Later guys.
#1115 - LegendaryPeanut (01/20/2012) [-]
**LegendaryPeanut rolls 42** LETS DO THIS SHIT
#1116 - LegendaryPeanut (01/20/2012) [-]
**LegendaryPeanut rolls 75** Can I maybe be the fuck doll then?
User avatar #1102 - Marker (01/18/2012) [-]
**Marker rolls 635** trips and the cops show up.
#1104 - itsamazing has deleted their comment.
#1099 - fargothwins has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1097 - itsamazing (01/18/2012) [-]
**itsamazing rolls 00** The party don't start 'til I walk in
#1100 - escoba (01/18/2012) [-]
The dub club is now open!
#1101 - itsamazing (01/18/2012) [-]
I'll be DJ
#1095 - rynocrow (01/18/2012) [-]
**rynocrow rolls 48**
#1094 - Kirbyman (01/18/2012) [-]
**Kirbyman rolls 51**
Lets get this party started
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#1092 - jobacoblue has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1089 - xxmarioxx (01/18/2012) [-]
**xxmarioxx rolls 89** check em
#1087 - brobrocop (01/18/2012) [-]
**brobrocop rolls 93** check this shit
#1085 - brobrocop has deleted their comment.
#1084 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 35** Anon's here, let the party commence!
#1083 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82** and anon said, let there be party
#1080 - megustatrolol (01/18/2012) [-]
**megustatrolol rolls 91**
#1077 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 24** PARTA STARTTA
#1074 - zakisking (01/18/2012) [-]
**zakisking rolls 40** dance every body make it hot in this party
#1073 - megustatrolol (01/18/2012) [-]
**megustatrolol rolls 87** Fuck
#1070 - megustatrolol (01/18/2012) [-]
**megustatrolol rolls 39**
User avatar #1068 - bossauce (01/18/2012) [-]
**bossauce rolls 47** check em
#447 - Comic Sans. 01/18/2012 on my story (I know it is long) +3
#130 - Picture 01/17/2012 on single greatest tragedy +11
#57 - Picture 01/12/2012 on black hole comp +12
#22 - Picture 01/12/2012 on some people just need a hug .. +2
#116 - Picture 01/11/2012 on Sex for the First Time Story +6
#2 - Picture 01/02/2012 on Hey just made some soup 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Grade school 0
User avatar #7 - ledaftpunkfan (01/02/2012) [-]
**ledaftpunkfan rolls 16** i know this feel, here, have mine.
User avatar #8 - ledaftpunkfan (01/02/2012) [-]
Forever alones, unite!
#2 - Picture 01/02/2012 on Annoying Facebook Girl +2
#3 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Grade school 0
User avatar #4 - bettertron (01/02/2012) [-]
I love you.
#6 - escoba (01/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - ledaftpunkfan (01/02/2012) [-]
**ledaftpunkfan rolls 16** i know this feel, here, have mine.
User avatar #8 - ledaftpunkfan (01/02/2012) [-]
Forever alones, unite!
#2 - Picture 01/02/2012 on Grade school 0
#1 - **escoba rolls 96**  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Grade school 0
#3 - escoba (01/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 - bettertron (01/02/2012) [-]
I love you.
#6 - escoba (01/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - ledaftpunkfan (01/02/2012) [-]
**ledaftpunkfan rolls 16** i know this feel, here, have mine.
User avatar #8 - ledaftpunkfan (01/02/2012) [-]
Forever alones, unite!
#1 - Picture 01/02/2012 on Gangsta 0
#1 - And dey dint meked out. 01/02/2012 on Friend zoned +1
#99 - I get it. KNEAD more.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Hilarious Defaced Signs 3... +12
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#100 - limey (01/02/2012) [-]
miaow
#966 - Picture 01/02/2012 on Pig Shit +21
#359 - Picture 01/02/2012 on BRO DOG +8
#125 - Picture 01/01/2012 on Morbid Folktale 0
#175 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2012 on Stoners, FUCK OFF +41
#753 - anonymous (01/01/2012) [-]
NO. ANALLY.
#69 - Picture 01/01/2012 on GGG comp 2 +18
#206 - dictionary.reference.com/br... The word exists.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2011 on Very True +1
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#262 - Picture 12/23/2011 on Old Man Oliver +24
#275 - Picture  [+] (22 new replies) 12/22/2011 on That Awkward Moment +1
#333 - demonassassin (12/22/2011) [-]
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User avatar #326 - sandviches (12/22/2011) [-]
**sandviches rolls 54**
#325 - purpleflamingo (12/22/2011) [-]
**purpleflamingo rolls 66**

add for trips
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#320 - purpleflamingo (12/22/2011) [-]
**purpleflamingo rolls 28**
#317 - purpleflamingo (12/22/2011) [-]
**purpleflamingo rolls 65**
#312 - whisperinmyear (12/22/2011) [-]
**whisperinmyear rolls 89**
#306 - faithrider (12/22/2011) [-]
**faithrider rolls 42** <<<as long as this song is on
#305 - minature (12/22/2011) [-]
**minature rolls 34**
#304 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
**hpftw rolls 98** the club can't even handle me right now
User avatar #302 - alejandvictoria (12/22/2011) [-]
**alejandvictoria rolls 97**
User avatar #300 - dymytricg (12/22/2011) [-]
**dymytricg rolls 53**
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#286 - anonymous (12/22/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 26**
User avatar #285 - dorkus (12/22/2011) [-]
**dorkus rolls 08**
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#278 - controlthechaos (12/22/2011) [-]
**controlthechaos rolls 91**
#281 - controlthechaos (12/22/2011) [-]
Well...partying alone again tonight...
User avatar #291 - InsertFunnyPhrase (12/22/2011) [-]
**InsertFunnyPhrase rolls 38** I got your back.
#293 - controlthechaos (12/22/2011) [-]
#339 - evilsnail (12/22/2011) [-]
**evilsnail rolls 04**
#327 - trilogical (12/22/2011) [-]
I will tell you the secret of friendship:

1) Get dope

You have unlimited friends!!!
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#35 - DemonMatt (02/26/2012) [-]
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#36 to #36 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
You get a hug. No.   
   
You get five hugs.
You get a hug. No.

You get five hugs.
#38 to #38 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Finally a hug!
#39 to #39 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
Yes... hugs...
Yes... hugs...
#40 to #40 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Rape you say...
Rape you say...
#45 to #45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
So, rape?
#46 to #46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 to #47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
User avatar #32 - kikzs (02/22/2012) [-]
So, let me get this straight:
You're a homosexual DJ who gets rides from his dad, still goes to school and plays the violin?
#33 to #33 - escoba (02/23/2012) [-]
Pretty accurate description.
#34 to #34 - kikzs (02/23/2012) [-]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
#30 - anonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
You're the best!
User avatar #31 to #31 - escoba (01/23/2012) [-]
Thank you anon!
User avatar #25 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm bisexual. Can we be friends?
:3
#26 to #26 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't see why not! :)
#28 to #28 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
no stereotypes please >.<
#29 to #29 - sheiladikshit (01/22/2012) [-]
wasnt trying to  :{
wasnt trying to :{
#24 - mcskinny (01/22/2012) [-]
I am adding you because you are gay.
User avatar #23 - jakefenris ONLINE (12/20/2011) [-]
Congrats on coming out, though didn't exactly occur under the best of circumstances. Your dad just needs time to process things, keep your chin up and keep being awesome.
User avatar #22 - gandalfthered (12/20/2011) [-]
i know the fell man
my step dad havent really talked to me either after i came out one and a half year ago
#19 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey bro. I just saw your post. I really like to dj but i'm a complete and utter noob. I use my computer with a free program called mixxx. I really want to advance further in this craft. How does one level up?
#20 to #19 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
Send me a message to my inbox and I'll help you level up! And don't be paranoid and think I'm gonna sabotage you and tell you to buy ****** **** . You probably live far enough away from me so we're not competition for each other.

So send me that message, and tell me how much experience you have!
User avatar #21 to #20 - Monkeyfarmer (12/19/2011) [-]
ya, I'm kinda on the same page as that guy...I'm getting a DDJ Ergo for Christmas and could probably use some pointers
#13 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
Hello! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
#14 to #13 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Yeah went over to a friend's house and pigged out, you?
#15 to #14 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
My mom made a bunch of food and my uncle and grandmother came over, and so did my brother and his three daughters and his harlot of a girlfriend. <3
#16 to #15 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Sounds awesome! Hey I'm only 5 posts away from the front page today! So excited :D
#17 to #16 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
:O Oh, did you post some new content and you're almost on frontpage? :O
#8 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Hello my friend.
User avatar #9 to #8 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Lmfao! Hey there brosicle
#10 to #9 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#11 to #10 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Nothing, just chilling, you?
#12 to #11 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha, same.
User avatar #5 - slamfancy (11/02/2011) [-]
idk if you're actually gay, but if you are, more power to you.

from one rainbow funnyjunker to another.
User avatar #6 to #5 - escoba (11/03/2011) [-]
Yeah I actually am, those pictures in that post slamming me are actually pictures of me and my boyfriend.

And wow i like that, rainbow Funnyjunkie!
User avatar #7 to #6 - slamfancy (11/04/2011) [-]
well MORE POWER TO YOU! :D
#1 - DemonMatt (11/02/2011) [-]
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
User avatar #2 to #1 - escoba (11/02/2011) [-]
You sir are what keeps Funnyjunk going.

I can haz link to the content?
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