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#109 - I'm pretty sure this was in south park.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on old repost 0
User avatar #110 - ScruffytheJanitor (09/23/2014) [-]
joke
jōk/Submit
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip; More
a trick played on someone for fun.
synonyms: trick, practical joke, prank, lark, stunt, hoax, jape; informalspoof
"playing stupid jokes"
informal
a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate.
"the transportation system is a joke"
synonyms: laughingstock, object of ridicule, stooge, butt;
verb
verb: joke; 3rd person present: jokes; past tense: joked; past participle: joked; gerund or present participle: joking
1.
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes;
#3 - guys what is this from? 09/13/2014 on dodgeball +1
#9 - huh they're both so attractive 09/05/2014 on Best! Kiss cam! Ever! 0
#11 - I have never met anyone like this. Are those people you're com…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on pretty much accurate -1
User avatar #17 - TheHutchie (09/05/2014) [-]
I depends where you live. I've never met one either, though I know of some pretty weird people who can't be that far off. The Brits just ain't absorbed by femi-shit these days.
#14 - mr skeltal (09/05/2014) [-]
I've met at least three or four women that fit this description pretty well.
#12 - omegafriend (09/05/2014) [-]
theres 6 billion people in the world, there has to be at least one who fits this
#6 - what a cunt, what did she expect? 08/27/2014 on Someone Failed Physics 0
#31 - Haha yeah, I know he means it well, but his methods are not ef… 08/27/2014 on My Day on a Plater 0
#29 - Nah but I'm also vegan. (red thumbs await)  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on My Day on a Plater +1
User avatar #30 - faggotishshit (08/27/2014) [-]
Hmm, as long as you are not like him (see comment below), you're all good to go!
User avatar #31 - escapedfromkitchen (08/27/2014) [-]
Haha yeah, I know he means it well, but his methods are not effective... You can't annoy people with things they don't want to know, that's why everybody hates vegans. Only thing you can do is just be an example, if they're interested, they will find the informations by themselfs.
#13 - thank you good sir 08/27/2014 on My Day on a Plater +1
#11 - Haha I was talking about the activated almonds, I don't really…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on My Day on a Plater +3
#12 - soloman (08/27/2014) [-]
Goddamn you're an asshat and I love you for it.
#13 - escapedfromkitchen (08/27/2014) [-]
thank you good sir
#8 - Seriously guys, just because you don't know what it means it d…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/27/2014 on My Day on a Plater -44
#10 - soloman (08/27/2014) [-]
Er, ok.

Could you please inform me how to make homemade coconuts? I have a party coming up and I'd like to serve something unique.
User avatar #40 - themongoose (08/27/2014) [-]
In his defense: He should have changed the wording. "A homemade muffin made with coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia." And it turns out "activation" just means "soaked," similar to "sprouted" for grains.

BUT

This guy has turned an enjoyable necessity (read: eating) into a nightmare. He is an idiot.
User avatar #24 - harryboom (08/27/2014) [-]
homemade coconut, carob, bluebarry, goji and stevia muffin.
the coconut is just and ingredient in the muffin
#36 - soloman (08/27/2014) [-]
Ah I see now.
User avatar #11 - escapedfromkitchen (08/27/2014) [-]
Haha I was talking about the activated almonds, I don't really know what the other shit meant... maybe he was talking about coconut milk?
#12 - soloman (08/27/2014) [-]
Goddamn you're an asshat and I love you for it.
#13 - escapedfromkitchen (08/27/2014) [-]
thank you good sir

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#7 - dadukesta (08/01/2014) [-]
You seem pretty cool. Keep it up.
#8 to #7 - escapedfromkitchen (08/01/2014) [-]
heheh thanks
heheh thanks
#4 - ilbacondeity (03/03/2014) [-]
I sent you an add because you don't seem like **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - escapedfromkitchen (03/03/2014) [-]
em.. okay thanks
#6 to #5 - ilbacondeity (03/03/2014) [-]
Youuuuuuuuu're welcome!
User avatar #2 - pyronic (03/03/2014) [-]
Love the oc!

keep it comin pinky!
User avatar #3 to #2 - escapedfromkitchen (03/03/2014) [-]
thanks buddy!
User avatar #1 - rakuraimasuta (02/09/2014) [-]
Heyooo!
 
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