welp, your profile's blocked for me....

Ah sorry! got the notification though. Thanks!

always a pleasure!

well, the sex one wasnt flagged

I didn't see a sex one

comment #286

I deleted it

Because I dont want to be banned agian

you won't get banned from a pic I posted.
That doesn't even make sense!

what one post? i have no shat idea what post you mean

sure is

what.....
hmmm.... wait, do you mean that one is flagged outside my profile too?
and if its not that one, which ones were flagges? i can't remember for me flowers....

It was on a post i cant remember

yeah i can't either... that bananashark post

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/How+rude/htyqGug/8#8 found it

oh theeeese!
Yeah, i knew they were gonna get flagged.
But i still had hope in some way.
but still, no permaban material.

If you have those kinds of things you might have something I want

teeheehee
i just might~

Do you have any goo?

you talking about slime-girls?

well, i have some, not that many.

Damn

Do you have any gifs

no, as i said, my slimegirl gallery is very limited.
But i like that gif.... i'll just take the liberty to use it too

I have more but on funnyjunk it would be dangerous to put some here

nah, its okay on profiles

you do

Okay.
What is your usernames origin?

are you sure you are ready for this?

No- I mean yes.

are you reeeeally reeeally reeeeeeeeeeally sure?

Yes.

are you sure? if you find out, there's no turning back

Please, I need something to cheer me up. :c

Well, during my Ika Musume fantime, i obviously wanted to get a wallpaper that would fit.
Which brought me to a cute site full of Rule34.
Browsing that i often thought EROTIC!
and she has tentacles, and i like tentacleporn anyway.
so there!
remember, this time as well, the journey was the goal.

Okay. Thank you.

ALWAYS A PLEASURE

I am acknowledging this image at the moment.

then you did everything wrong

Funny image right there.

sure the gravlord mechanic is assholeish but the people in the darkwraith guild are assholes, hell the darkwraiths have a organized effort to get endgame gear to their newly made characters

True!
Also, were you also kinda dissapointed at how short the DLC was?
i was kinda hoping that Artoris would be a bro....

yeah it was disappointing

Good thing i'm not alone on that then

alright then

well.... want to call it a day? we sure filled my profile today, my dear

alright then darling, have a good day

You too, my dear.
Good night

do you play video games darling, and if you which ones

well... i have maaaany maaany maany many video games.
Currently i'm mainly playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat and Dark Souls

What are you currently playing, my dear?

im playing darksouls at the moment darling

oh, your first playthrough? if so, how far are you?

no, not my first play though

ah, how often did you finish it, my dear?

this would be my 9th playthough

oh my, that's some dedication you have there.
i'll stop saying my dear, seems you got bored of it

hmm, not really darling, so how are are you in darksouls

i just finished the second playthrough with a Dex-build Wanderer.
I'm doing a run with a Witch now, I find it to be much more challenging using mainly magic, my dear.

yes it is, though the hardest class i feel is a faith based character

Yeah, at least most sorceries are offensive spells.
Miracles are usually supportive, excluding the thunderbolds, those are awesome, my dear.

yes thunderbolts are awsome

cant beat my christal soul arrows though, my dear~

i can and i have, (thundbolts have better firing time)

Teehee
I never was in a PvP against another caster yet.
I don't PvP too much, i mainly fought other players with my main dex build.
I like to join the Gravelord covenant and mess up some people's world to they come to me to fight while having the home advantage, my dear.

What covenant do you like the most, my dear?

i am currently a sun bro but i have been princess, sister of chaos, and moon the only guild i dont like is darkwraiths

Why not the darkwraiths? they are pretty neat, with fancy shields n stuff!

well more of habit then anything else, my first guild was sunbro, second guild was moon, and 90 percent of darkwraiths are assholes

I actually thought that the Gravelord followers are the assholes in Dark Souls...
i mean, we just call powerful demons into the worlds of several other players, and they stay there until they kill the summoner.

either one darling,

Well.... naturally i have a big focus on breasts.
But i i really like to caress the cheeks of a girl, those on the face, and to play with her hand.
That's an interesting question, i'll ask you the same, my dear.

for me eyes i love eyes, and maybe abs, i like abs

Teehee
I only got boring brown, what eye color do you like the most, my dear?

either blue or green eyes would be my favorite darling, what is your favorite movie darling

well.....
If i had to choose.... either "The Twilight Samurai", "The last Sword" or "I saw the Devil".
uhm.... its getting a bit tough to come up with questions now... ah, Is there a place you want to go someday?

i would like to go to norway darling

That truly fits your winter-favor, my dear.

alright darling, where would you like to visit

I want to go to Yukiguni in Niigata, Japan.
Yukiguni means "snow country", it looks so great, my darling....

Wel... uhm... what's the color of your hair?

brown darling

Better than blonde, like everything else, my dear

alright darling

Haha, That's just perfect, my dear~

alright darling, so whats your question

hmmm......i'm running out of questions...
which animal's your favorite animal, my dear? (besides cats and catpeople)

fox's darling

Oh my! I love foxes too.
My grandpa used to call me little fox (just in spanish) and often pick usernames related to foxes.

alright darling

Your new standartphrase, eh?
welp, 'tis time for your question, my dear.

I am a college student darling

Oh my, one of the intelligent sort, how satisfying.

What is your favorite sport, the one you like to do the most and the one you like to watch the most, my dear.

my favorite sport to play would be racket ball darling, and i honestly dont watch sports i dont find it entertaining. what is your sexuality darling

Oh my, getting at my sexuality?
well, let me guess, my dear, you are a boy.
You've seen that i'm a male, yet we get along, and want to ask if i was homo- or bisexual.
Well, leaving all my silly guesses aside, i'm a Heterosexual.

Now i feel the necessity to ask: What is your gender, my dear?

im a cat darling, cant you tell

hoooo? Even cats have a gender my dear.
If this subject is outside of your comfort zone, i'll gladly refrain from clinging to it.
It's your turn, my dear.

hmm, you appear to watch anime darling, so what is your favorite anime or animes

Oh my, hard to say...
i'd have to say: Sayonara Zetsubou sensei, Shigurui, Nichijou, and i just started watching Haruhi suzumiya no yuutsu and really like it by now.

well... ah, what is your favorite game, my dear?

for me it would either be the mass effect series or vampire the masquerade bloodlines

Nice choice!
Who were your love interests in each of the Mass Effect games, my dear?

for me mass effect 1 liara or Ashley/kaiden for me 2 ive tried almost all of them other then jacob beacuse i hate jacob. for me 3 same way i have tried almost all of them

Wow, you'd prolly like having a harem, eh, my darling?

maybe darling, how about you darling what do you think of haveing a harem

I wouldn't like a harem at all.
I want a monogam relationship so i can fully dedicate myself to the love of my life.
What type of partner would you define as your ideal lovemate, my dear?

what do you mean darling, can you please specify

describe what the love of your life would be like, my dear.

hmm, i am a picky person
they would have to be intelligent, i require depth of though i am someone who mind is always abuzz with thoughts which range from inane, to philosophical, to insane and i love having someone who is capable of thinking to discuss them with i also look for acceptance, i am a damaged person both physically and emotionally, despite this a still have my pride so i rarely show my weakness to others but before i do i make absolutely certain that they will be accepting of it

oh my, i appreciate that you are so open to me.
I'm glad to see that you have such an exact imagination of your futurepartner, I wish you all the possible luck to find that person, my dear.

alright darling, what is your favorite physical feature on the opposite sex

so, which one is it, my dear?

does it have to be sexual feature (something only women have) or can it also be something both have?

You're back! Welcome!

hello darling

How are you this fine day, my dear?

im doing good darling, thank you for asking, how are you today

Mighty fine, as usual, my dear.
Great to hear you're doing good! Now, how may i be of your assistance, my dear?

i just felt like visiting darling, so is there anything you would like to talk about

Well, my dear, despite our regular visits, i hardly know you.
Let us change that, my dear.
Read me your biography, if thou doth not mind.

why dont we make it more interesting darling, why dont we make it a game, for every question you ask i get to ask one, and as a cat i maintain the right to answer at least one question with nonsense

Under the condition that you confirm your nonsense as nonsense and only do that once, for i have nothing to hide and shall answer only with the honesty my hands can produce, my dear.

i accept your terms darling

Very well!
I shall let you ask the first question, my dear.

what is your favorite color darling

Ah, unexpected! I'd say Green, i just like it a liiitle tad more than Gray.
What is your favorite season, my dear?

winter for me because of where i live darling

Since you asked no question, my swordsmanship instincts tell me to act fast.
Where do you live, my deal?

i live in California darling, so where do you live darling

I live in switzerland, around the center, my dear.
Came to this country with 1 year of age.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor, my dear?

i love mint chocolate chip darling, what is your favorite food darling

Well, i'm really into south european food, so its a battle between Pizza, Paella or Lasagna.
I apologize for my inability to decide, my dear.

What languages do you speak, my dear?

Spanish and English darling, what is your favorite time of day and why

Virgin

didn't see that one coming...

Much better than Virgin Pacific.

Virgins.
The subject is virgins.

I'm a more experienced virgin than you.

I'm only 13 years away from becoming a wizard, fagget.

same, but soon it'll be 12!

But you're a spanish manwhore, it won't be long till your dirty alien asshole gets filled with manjuice.

But that day might be far away.
You, on the other hand, will soon get stuffed by racist farmers.

As you can see I trace Dicks monthly.
With my tongue

like a good little turkey

Yeh, you just shove those dirty crisps in your whore mouth.
Soon it'll be dicks.
Big, meaty cocks.

Oh well, i'm going to bed.

Sleep well, don't let the bedbugs rape you.

meh, after having raped their queen, they usually avoid me.
G'nite, and don't take too many cocks at once!

Can't guarantee that.

You?
I've noticed ya a lot in the comment sections.
Welcome to my domain!

hello, how are you

i'm doing just fine!
And yourself?

hmm doing fine, trying to solve a mystery (well its a mystery to me)

Would you like me to assist you in some jolly cooperation?

while i appreciate the offer i would like to find out more of what lead to what is happening before i jump to conclusions

Ah, 'tis a wise decision you made.
If i can be of assistance, do not hesitate to blow the blue magical whistle to summon my spirit.

why thank you, and you have already been of assistance simply by replying though it simply leaves me with more questions then answers

There will always be more questions than answers, my son.

this is true

It's good to leave in agreement.

alright then, good bye oh also i noticed the problem you have with the witch gifs a way to get around that is to make a small altercation, fj is not very good at recnoizing modified images a little bit of cropping or adding sum blur to a corner should fool it

i asked first, so you tell me :3

amissingmouse
:)
or
misser of mice
depends which comes up.

does it work?

i just know you'll turn out to be a dude...

o-oi! You can't go 'round and just nom sheep at your personal preference, Kathleen!
My poor ear...
Anyway, The thread limit seems to have been reached, would you be so kind and mention me on your own profile?
Thanks, kitty! *licks*

We can just keep typing here. -Noms.-

Well, it'll look pretty weird and we'd occupy my profile.
Why, might you be afraid to show me your profile? ;3

and stop nomming me or i'll disappear!

:c I like your profile. It's sexy :D
Have you got another way to communicate? Funnyjunk is hard to use on my ipod touch for when it's my bedtime.

D'aww, you being all cute in your bed chatting with me on your ipod touch!
Well.... other way would be steam. I'm not that social as to have facebook or skype.
Only other possibility would be What's App if you have a smart phone.

and thank you for calling my profile sexy. I'm sure you're profile is too, despite not being able to see it

I have an ipod touchhhhhh....get kik >:I
NOW MAN.
:c
Or skype if you could. :3
LOVE YA FOR LYFE MAN.

Suddendly, no more sweetness! *argh!*
Anyway, what the hell is kik.... sounds painfull, Kathleen.

:c
Fine.
-Sobs and runs off-

*runs after you and epicly hugs you*
*looks into your face, special aura all around us*
You can't escape me, girl!

o-o.....
-Pets the tentacle, before crawling away.- I'm gonna go d'at a-way. If you wanna talk to me, I'll..i dunno .

Stop seducing my tentacles, they're sensitive~
anyway, let's go back to talking as if we had tophats, okay, Kathleen? :3

NO. Make a skype and I'll have to molest your tentacles.

why should i make a skype if you just want to molest my tentacles, girl?

I'll make it fun. Please?

Well, i suppose i can try.

Yay <3 You also have to download it.
www.skype.com OR something like that x3

Gah.... this better be worth it!

It will. <3.

okay... i think i got it now.
Give me your name and we'll get going!
little reminder: i don't have a cam or mic, and since i'm poor as shit now i can't speak/gesturise. I hope text chat is possible....

whats your name? :)

Good day, girl.
I welcome you to my profile, nothing special, but it could be worse.

Man, don't go creepin' on my age.
Anyway
What do you like? (hobby wise, movies, activities, Anything.)

oh shit, you're really 15? i'm getting better.
Anyway,
Hobbies: Games, anime/manga, Kendo, Aikido and casual bar games (pool, dart, table-football)
Movies: i tend to like samurai movies, and other stuff like "I saw the devil", Ichi the killer, that stuff
Rest: i... i guess that's about it.

Your turn, girl.

Plah
How old are you?
Mah hobbies? - Drawing, games, interneting. Being intelligent. Debating. Helping out in Charity shops over summer.
Movies: Horror mainly, though I did like "spirited away."
Rest: ...My favourite game has to be Red Dead Redemption.

Hoooo? You like to debate? interesting!
and being intelligent... i'll have to trust you on that you don't really seem specially intelligent.
and i'm 17... since you seem to care for a reason.

Aww, thank you dear sir, that's quite an invigorating thought.
My intelligence is not shown within the ideas of communicating within the boundaries of the internet, however,thank you for that thought, I suppose.
However, I'd also like to point out that my "intelligence" is not that high, but I do enjoy having a higher level of education/intelligence than majority of other people my age.

I was just curious about your age, is all. Sorry if it seemed to be some-what prying, sir.

please, no need to call me "sir". These 2 years of more life that i had don't make me better, we're equal.
Being curious about my age is okay, i just like to have people guess my age to check if i act mature or rather childish, guess it's kind of silly.
Anyway, you do appear rather intelligent for your age indeed, i like your vocabulary and the way you use it.
It was a good decision to like you, girl.

I usually do this, however you were quite accurate with your age guessing.
As well as that, there is a slight problem I do have with my grammar, as well as my punctuation and etc, due to the fact that English is my second language.
I quite seem to like you as well, i suppose first impressions are everything.
So,
what would you like to talk about, my dear sire. ;)

Oh my, i'm still a sire! Guess i'll have to deal with it :3
anyway, you don't need to try extra hard with your english on me, english is just my third best language, so i'll likely mess up sometimes too.

Well then, lettuce talk now.
What do you do in and with your life now? If i may ask, girl.

Aha, that is quite interesting.
I just.. do stuff. And things.
:)
I don't really do much, but I do have exams coming up in about a week which I have been studying for, and I'm just taking a break till my bed time. So much fricken effort to study, isn't it?

Haha, yeah, studying will always be a pain. Taking a break makes sense, just remember to still pass, okay? I had a friend who had to repeat and later on felt guilty because i kept distracting her because i didn't know she had exams.

and about that bed time, is it already late for you?

I'm living in china at the moment. It's 7:58 pm here. I'd say it's about 12:58 pm your time? :)

Not quite, it's 13:59.
Nicely guessed but i think you're reffering to UK times, i live in switzerland though.
and you say you live in china at the moment, do you usually live somewhere else and does that mean your nationality is not chinese?

Well, I live in china for a large majority of the year, but for about 3 months of the year I live in the UK.
I go to school in shanghai, which is an international school ( www.dulwich-shanghai.cn )
And, I have an english passport, due to the fact that I was born in England. I also have a cantonese citizen ship as well, so yes. :) Woot :D

Oh wow, you're more exotic than i expected, girl!
Must be fun being able to live in two likely very different enviroments, despite the few downside there might me.
You're quite fun to talk tom and easy as well, you know that, girl?

I suppose.
Will you stop calling me "Girl"?
You can call me by my nickname, "Kat"
:)

Well, you did stop calling me "sir", girl, so i guess i'ts just fair... kat.
Well, i have many names i get called, i'll let you choose:
Fox, Gray, Albi, Kitsu, Kit, Sheep, or anything else you want to come up with, Kit-Kat.

Sheep :D
So what's up?

Haha, i knew you'd choose that one!
Well, Cateline, there isn't all too much up. Just resting after some Aikido now.
I'll have to prepare my bags for school and do my homework a bit later though.
So as you can see, my life's pretty ordinary, Kitty. :3

I suppose so. Also, my whole name is Kathleen, haha. ^^
Sheepy. -noms-

why thank you, how are you

mighty fine, and yourself?

[doing well thank you for asking]

why, always a pleasure!

[hmm you seem strangely familiar, do i happen to know you from somewhere?]

I doubt.
My steamname is Kitsune-dono, if you know me from somewhere it's from there.

[hmm how strange you look so familiar its almost like looking in a mirror]

hoooooo?
We're not long lost twins, are we?
... because if we are...

[hmm who knows i though i killed all of the impostors]

[maybe, the last impostor left, is you?]

[im fairly certain that it may be you]

[well, do you want to end me now?]

[maybe later, im drinking tea right now]

[Yes, same here]

[very well then]

I thank you for contributing to my profile!

you're welcome.

I doubt that anyone knows what's in her head, but i'll be damned if i don't love whatever that is!
darn thread limit

Yeah, we shouldn't 'think' too much about Nichijou... otherwise our head will explode.
Just feel it.

thread limit sucks

Yeah, i feel ya.
Unfortunatly, i have to leave very soon... My uncle is in the country and i only get to see my family once a year so it's rather important to me, sorry.

Oh, I see.
I'm in three-day weekend and tomorrow is former Emperor's birthday.
Maybe I should go back to parent's home too, but I won't for some reasons.
Anyway, give priority to your family.

My heart softens every time i see that picture...
Thank you for being so understanding.
Kelp! Enjoy your weekend, mate, You're lucky to have it. I only have 3 days of holidays the entire year.... damn switzerland and their lack of traditions.
aaaanyway, See ya mate! And you enjoy your family as much as you can too!

Thanks, mate.
I'll go to bed soon and get up early not to waste my holiday.

Gute NIcht!

You're welcome!
ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY!
GUTE NACHT~

Oh, I made a spelling mistake!
WHAT A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!
I have to learn deutsch again!

Anyway, good night.

why, greetings.
Ah, a nice dose of hentai you got there, here, have one of mine.

>get these dicks out of my eyes

hahahahaha

i like how the pupils are dicks too

yeah, apparently she is absorbed in a dick

uhm... i guess that's good for her!

I can see where it is going... after all she'll get screwed.

but i think she might just enjoy it

exactly.
molestation = feel good
rape = feel very good
incest = feel extremely good

incest! Now we're hitting an interesting topic

would it be that good?

ofcourse it would be!

sometimes I wish I had a older sister... I know I'm just asking for the impossible.

i'm somehow torn between wishing i had an older sister and wishing i had a younger sister.
Each has their own special properties....

twins and triplet will be fine too.

oh god.... the greatness of 3 Mais!

Disaster will be increased three-fold.

and the dogs will stop having fun.

House will collapse before building a tower of cards

Yukko shall become a woman.
my last one with mai

I seriously have no idea what's going on inside her head.

well, my time is your time -7
and yes, this site is full of lovable perverts.
Thanks for the image too!

huh.... the first stranger who didnt only post "Virgin" here..... welcome?

YOU HERETIC KILLED MY BONER!
I'll stay with my god emperor, at least he doesnt use that kind of treachery.

MVUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! They don't call them the gods of chaos for anything.



But yeah, sorry about that one i just had to. There is nothing more fun than corrupting a ''for da empra'' only guy into accepting the greater goods of the xeno.

psst, do you want to know a secret?

Bring it imperialist.

I never played Warhammer 40k, nor any of the others of that series. I only know about these things from a friend.

Oh that is no harm. Warhammer 40k is just a huge part of geekdom, i have not played it myself but i do posses a large miniature collection + i have played dark heresy(the roleplay game).

I just like it because it is one of the most impressive alternative universes out there + shittoon of lore.

i was expecting hate.

No not really, i am not the kind of guy to hate. Warhammer on the web is just a so big part of its culture that a lot of players have not played it.

Besides, the miniatures are damn expensive that few people actually buy them.

miniatures?

<---- you.


You are you not aware that warhammer is actually a board game?

i am now.

Well damn, well i suggest you spend a few minutes on the wikia, we shall meet later.

as a lazy person, i shall refuse with heavy heart.