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#15 - that just adds to the ugliness  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Gross +18
#16 - ganjalf (09/20/2014) [-]
#15 - miia posting something else than miia? i've seen it all now 09/20/2014 on Better than 4chan +4
#17 - but that colour.... 09/20/2014 on Dear Admin +4
#10 - oh well, thanks anyway...... i guess  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Wat 0
#11 - skelebones (09/18/2014) [-]
it could be cause you masturbated to this and not the content
#8 - i've seen so much weirder **** , but why is this c…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Wat +1
#9 - skelebones (09/18/2014) [-]
Idfk.
User avatar #10 - erotictentacle (09/18/2014) [-]
oh well, thanks anyway......
i guess
#11 - skelebones (09/18/2014) [-]
it could be cause you masturbated to this and not the content
#14 - anotheroneonearth can you confirm any of these?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Meanwhile in Japan Compilation +1
User avatar #52 - anotheroneonearth (09/18/2014) [-]
no
#111 - is europe is considered "eastern", what's asia? 09/18/2014 on Miss Grotke Is A Feminist 0
#225 - Picture 09/17/2014 on Dance party thread for your... 0
#222 - Then i won't worry~ now i'm out of mizore stuff too  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Dance party thread for your... +2
User avatar #224 - ponchosdm (09/17/2014) [-]
hahaha, great to know that
#225 - erotictentacle (09/17/2014) [-]
#31 - ....man, the christian heaven sounds like **** co… 09/17/2014 on Onward to victory 0
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User avatar #709 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Long time no hear from
How's it going? You still exercizing?
User avatar #710 to #709 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Sure do~
Just not like i used to. I hit the gym now and do an evening program similar to the morning program you gave me. (I couldn't do it in the morning because opening my eyes already requires 95% of my total energy)

Thanks for asking, how's it going on your side?
User avatar #711 to #710 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh you know, same old same old, training for a competition in November, studying for retakes, etc...

Just keeping on living I guess :p
User avatar #712 to #711 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Hehe, that's the spirit!
I got the final exams this year, so i feel a bit down the ******* ... but i'll manage as always~

and btw, what competition do you mean? You never actually told me, but you made me curious :3
User avatar #713 to #712 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
I do a sport called survival, basically it's a 20 km long obstacle course in the middle of the winter.

So I have to train on endurance, recovery and grip.
****** hard yo :p
User avatar #714 to #713 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Ha! It's what makes you tough! Winter is awesome for that
I used to play rugby with my friends half nakes in the snow. Our skin almost got as red as the snow.... good times
User avatar #715 to #714 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
"Our skin almost got as red as the snow."

Kinda morbid but okay :p

Anyway, keep up the training! Make Funnyjunk proud!
User avatar #716 to #715 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
THING IIIIIIS!
I still got fat over my muscles ;_;
I got hella strong, but the shapes of my muscles are close to invisible :T

I'm still happy, people get rekt when they play rugby against me. Almost makes me want to join a team
User avatar #717 to #716 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Dude, yes!
Become a pro player and when you're rich and famous send me a message so I can brag to people about you!
User avatar #719 to #717 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
in other words, sorry ;_;
User avatar #718 to #717 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Thing is, i'm an awfull teamplayer... I never manage to be in sync with the others. I'm good enough to play with friends on some amateur matches set up in village festivals...
Which is why i stick to martial arts
User avatar #720 to #718 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
You'll never manage with that attitude.

If you want something, you can do it
Practice makes perfect and all that stuff
You could try an amateur team or something and see how it goes?
If you really want to try it, just try it and see how it goes!
User avatar #721 to #720 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
I'll think about it. The thing is that i have flexible work-times and i sometimes just need to stay longer and stop everything else isn't vital for my life. Which is another plus for martial arts, i can usually do it with a partner that i can simply call
User avatar #722 to #721 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, forgot about your work

Anyway, no matter what you do, you have my full support <3
User avatar #723 to #722 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh wow!
Thanks a bunch! You know, i actually might try rugby. I'm just a bit nervouse about actually working in a team. I might just not be used to it, but if it isn't with close friends, i never got any decent teamwork done ;_;

Butanyway, thanks for the support~ almost makes me wish you were a lass ;3
User avatar #724 to #723 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
If i was a lass i'd shag everyone tbh
User avatar #725 to #724 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Well, i think most dudes think like that (because the female orgasm must feel AWESOME).
But i think our mindset would change if we were actually born as lasses
User avatar #726 to #725 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Nah man, I'd shag everyone
Such is the way of rheago
User avatar #727 to #726 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
You little manwhore, you~
User avatar #733 to #728 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh well, guess its just cause i got raised to be humble. I also usually put other's needs before mine and drop my doings to help my peers.

But enough about that. I gotta get up in 5h and since sunday morning i slept for almost 2h..i guess i should sleep now.

Good night, laddie
User avatar #734 to #733 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Nighty night babe!
User avatar #731 to #728 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
But still, your a lad who seems like he was rather popular and still is. Surely you are usually surrounded by people with more impact than me, no?
User avatar #732 to #731 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Eeehhhh... not sure how to answer to that because I don't really care about that.

Basically if you're cool to me i'll be cool to you I guess
Never think too little of yourself m8
User avatar #729 to #728 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
GOOD ONE!
and good night! fj on phone feels weird

Also, how come you still remember me? It makes me feel special
User avatar #730 to #729 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
As if I'd ever forget you
User avatar #708 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
forgot to mention, the most 'Murican game ever made by Japan! looks awesome.
Metal wolf chaos (メタルウルフカオス) - Digest movie
User avatar #695 to #694 - erotictentacle (06/23/2014) [-]
took ya long enough
#691 - DemonMatt (05/18/2014) [-]
I have conflicted feelings about this.
#681 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
no problem   
 use this when u r mad
no problem
use this when u r mad
#682 to #681 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
Neat!
I've often been using this one so far
#683 to #682 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
this would be nice too
this would be nice too
#684 to #683 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
this one as well
#685 to #684 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
and of course this
#686 to #685 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
they just won't stop flowing!
#687 to #686 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
I have so many reaction pics too, but my problem is I sometimes can't find suitable post to comment.
I have so many reaction pics too, but my problem is I sometimes can't find suitable post to comment.
#688 to #687 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
try my technique:   
&gt;Safe everything that could be possibly relevant   
&gt;Neatly put them into according folders   
&gt;If, in a certain moment, i remember that 1 exact image, i just know its right and find the most suitable picture because it was the first to pop into my mind when seeing the post   
   
 also, isn't it pretty late for you?
try my technique:
>Safe everything that could be possibly relevant
>Neatly put them into according folders
>If, in a certain moment, i remember that 1 exact image, i just know its right and find the most suitable picture because it was the first to pop into my mind when seeing the post

also, isn't it pretty late for you?
#689 to #688 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
haha I do the same thing!   
my current folders: anime (gif and jpg seperately), Nichijou, Shigurui, Pokemon, Animal crossing, hentai, AOT, animals, other miscellaneous gifs etc.   
   
yeah kinda late. good night.
haha I do the same thing!
my current folders: anime (gif and jpg seperately), Nichijou, Shigurui, Pokemon, Animal crossing, hentai, AOT, animals, other miscellaneous gifs etc.

yeah kinda late. good night.
#696 to #689 - erotictentacle (07/03/2014) [-]
which reminds me!
i kinda wanna see what's inside that "hentai" folder~
#697 to #696 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I think I already did. it hasn't changed that much since then.
#698 to #697 - erotictentacle (07/04/2014) [-]
oh.... well, ok then!   
Have this
oh.... well, ok then!
Have this
#699 to #698 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
thanks   
 what is this
thanks
what is this
#700 to #699 - erotictentacle (07/04/2014) [-]
i dunno...... some weird **** , i guess.

so, how's life? got any more comfortable?
also, you excited for the new Space Dandy season?
#701 to #700 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
comfortable? well I guess so... cos I'm planning to go to a rave with a girl two weeks later.   
currently waiting for her reply, because she works at night.   
on the other hand, I lost keys to my car and apartment two days ago.    
so basically I'm desperately waiting for a miracle.   
   
 yes I am, seems like there's no other shows for me besides Jojo
comfortable? well I guess so... cos I'm planning to go to a rave with a girl two weeks later.
currently waiting for her reply, because she works at night.
on the other hand, I lost keys to my car and apartment two days ago.
so basically I'm desperately waiting for a miracle.

yes I am, seems like there's no other shows for me besides Jojo
#702 to #701 - erotictentacle (07/04/2014) [-]
Lost the keys? 						****					, i sure hope they are really LOST, would suck if someone found them...   
   
 should i watch jojo? i don't know if that'd be smart since i just started the manga. Many say the manga  is better
Lost the keys? **** , i sure hope they are really LOST, would suck if someone found them...

should i watch jojo? i don't know if that'd be smart since i just started the manga. Many say the manga is better
#703 to #702 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
to tell the detail, both keys were tied up with a keyring.   
after work I drove home and opened the door of my room with those keys, so quite possibly keys were in my pocket at this moment.   
after bringing shopping bags and stuff home several times, I recalled something and tried to get into a car again.   
then realised it was gone...   
   
TL;DR I'm pretty sure it's still in my room. not found yet though.   
anyway I'll spend this weekend cleaning my room and finding keys.   
   
 actually I haven't watched Jojo anime that much, just first episode of part 1 and 3. but yeah you'd better read manga first, then anime. because of reasons.
to tell the detail, both keys were tied up with a keyring.
after work I drove home and opened the door of my room with those keys, so quite possibly keys were in my pocket at this moment.
after bringing shopping bags and stuff home several times, I recalled something and tried to get into a car again.
then realised it was gone...

TL;DR I'm pretty sure it's still in my room. not found yet though.
anyway I'll spend this weekend cleaning my room and finding keys.

actually I haven't watched Jojo anime that much, just first episode of part 1 and 3. but yeah you'd better read manga first, then anime. because of reasons.


#704 to #703 - erotictentacle (07/04/2014) [-]
I like your english.
Its all correct but it has that foreign touch~

Also, good luck with your search! i'll have to get going, i'm going to spain in.... 10h and should pack and sleep

#705 to #704 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah after all I'm not a native English speaker, it can't be helped that my English looks unnatural.   
and that's exactly what I feel when some people on FJ start pointless arguments about Japanese grammar.   
   
so are you going to your hometown? goodluck, I really have to sleep too. it's almost dawn.   
good night.
yeah after all I'm not a native English speaker, it can't be helped that my English looks unnatural.
and that's exactly what I feel when some people on FJ start pointless arguments about Japanese grammar.

so are you going to your hometown? goodluck, I really have to sleep too. it's almost dawn.
good night.
#706 to #705 - erotictentacle (07/04/2014) [-]
yep heading for my hometown, its hardly home, really. I feel even more like a stranger there and here, since i'm never there~
Also i wonder, since we have a bunch of weeaboos here, i wonder if there's something similar in japan. Maybe somebody who acts all american and uses broken english or something.

abd yes, dawn is usually a good indicator that you should sleep. but at least you browse fj through a weekend-night~
#707 to #706 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I can't imagine how it feels to be an immigrant and an stranger in your hometown.   
maybe you are feeling it right now...   
   
yes I think there are plenty of &quot;Americanized&quot; people who thinks America is best at everything.   
also there are many full-blown nationalists just like self-absorbed  'Muricans on FJ.   
   
when they refer &quot;American&quot; menu in a burger shop, it often means supersized burgers.   
but in my opinion it's not so racist... they really eat a lot.   
   
some speaks very bad Engrish and makes me cringe (implying I know English better).   
but at the same time we sometimes make fun of the way westerners speak broken Japanese and how they misunderstand Japan as China.   
   
after all we are no different from people of the rest of the world; everyone is a little racist.
I can't imagine how it feels to be an immigrant and an stranger in your hometown.
maybe you are feeling it right now...

yes I think there are plenty of "Americanized" people who thinks America is best at everything.
also there are many full-blown nationalists just like self-absorbed 'Muricans on FJ.

when they refer "American" menu in a burger shop, it often means supersized burgers.
but in my opinion it's not so racist... they really eat a lot.

some speaks very bad Engrish and makes me cringe (implying I know English better).
but at the same time we sometimes make fun of the way westerners speak broken Japanese and how they misunderstand Japan as China.

after all we are no different from people of the rest of the world; everyone is a little racist.
#690 to #689 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
Good night!
i got a folder in my anime folder just for PLOT
#636 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
hi   
just wanted to feed your Nekojiru folder, but I must sleep. maybe tomorrow...
hi
just wanted to feed your Nekojiru folder, but I must sleep. maybe tomorrow...
#680 to #675 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
Thank you~
i forgot to say that yesterday.... sowwie....
#676 to #675 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
done!
#637 to #636 - erotictentacle (05/06/2014) [-]
whenever you have time^
sorry i came so late today, but some ****** thought it'd be nice to kill himself on the railway during rush hour on one of the busiest lines........... so unconsiderate

Butanway, tomorrow i have gymday~
feel free to give me some sugar, daddy! I'll have something to look forward to then~
#638 to #637 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
or poor you. and of course poor that guy.   
that 						****					 happens all the time in Tokyo too.   
in Japan if you made a train delayed for any unwarranted reason you would be charged a fine based on the amount of people who were inconvenienced by it.   
so if you kill yourself on the railway, your family will eventually die with a pile of debt too.   
any suicide is tragic, but train suicide is the worst. no one shouldn't be that selfish.   
   
yes, any suicide is tragic... but ironically that's the reason Nekojiru-sou was made.
or poor you. and of course poor that guy.
that **** happens all the time in Tokyo too.
in Japan if you made a train delayed for any unwarranted reason you would be charged a fine based on the amount of people who were inconvenienced by it.
so if you kill yourself on the railway, your family will eventually die with a pile of debt too.
any suicide is tragic, but train suicide is the worst. no one shouldn't be that selfish.

yes, any suicide is tragic... but ironically that's the reason Nekojiru-sou was made.
#639 to #638 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
these siblings, Nyako and Nyatta represents Nekojiru herself and her husband Yamano Hajime, who is a mangaka too.
it's still unknown why Nekojiru committed suicide, but Nekojiru was a heavy recreational drug user and had some mental issues.
After she hung herself, Yamano pieced together her last works and made into anime... that's how Nekojiru-sou was made.
if you rewatch Nekojiru-sou with this knowledge, it would be much more meaningful than first time.
Nyatta was always trying to revive Nyako. and despite his struggle and success, everything disappears all of a sudden...
User avatar #640 to #639 - erotictentacle (05/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, i heard about that already.... it really gave me a view on things when i watched Nekojirou-sou.................. the sads, man......

Oh well, i'm just happy to let everyone know i'll never kill myself. I'm more of a rampage guy
#641 to #640 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
that's good, I'll just dump more
that's good, I'll just dump more
User avatar #677 to #645 - erotictentacle (05/09/2014) [-]
Hey, that's me~
#678 to #677 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
welcome back!   
 and good night
welcome back!
and good night
User avatar #679 to #678 - erotictentacle (05/09/2014) [-]
Good night!
and wow, that was the fastest reply you ever gave me!
#630 - erotictentacle (04/14/2014) [-]
Anotheroneonearth
I summoned this here because you need a LOT more presence on my profile~
#633 to #632 - erotictentacle (04/14/2014) [-]
Eh.... looked better in nature
User avatar #634 to #633 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
you'd better buy a new camera huehue
still appreciate your treat!
User avatar #635 to #634 - erotictentacle (04/15/2014) [-]
its my phone, have mercy~
User avatar #619 - stripey (03/06/2014) [-]
give profile pic pls
#621 to #619 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
here ya go!   
 i dare you to use it
here ya go!
i dare you to use it
#622 to #621 - stripey (03/06/2014) [-]
Thank you!   
   
&lt; and since you dared me
Thank you!

< and since you dared me
User avatar #623 to #622 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
oh, i actually meant as avatar~
#624 to #623 - stripey (03/06/2014) [-]
But I have an avatar
User avatar #625 to #624 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
Yes, but not the same as me
User avatar #627 to #626 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
don't worry, its our differences that i love so much~
User avatar #620 to #619 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
will do, once i'm home in... 8h or something
User avatar #608 to #607 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
I love you~
sry, no pics, i'm at work and i miss my folder...
#609 to #608 - hellscythe (01/28/2014) [-]
i love you to darling, how are you
#610 to #609 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, quite magnificent, my dear~   
For the first time i can remember i've been told i'm handsome, which makes me melt~   
   
And how are you, my dearest?
Well, quite magnificent, my dear~
For the first time i can remember i've been told i'm handsome, which makes me melt~

And how are you, my dearest?
#611 to #610 - hellscythe (01/28/2014) [-]
thats good darling, i think everyone is susceptible to sweet talk

im doing alright darling, thank you for asking
#612 to #611 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
Teehee~   
I've never seen you, but i bet you're much more handsome than me
Teehee~
I've never seen you, but i bet you're much more handsome than me
#613 to #612 - hellscythe (01/28/2014) [-]
calling me hansom is leaning in the wrong direction darling

what are you up to if you dont mind telling me
User avatar #614 to #613 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, i just got home, so i'll finish my snack, didn't eat all damn day since breakfast....
Then i'll probably some Warframe.

and what will you do, pretty one~?
#616 to #614 - hellscythe (01/28/2014) [-]
I Will Die For You (Anime Boston 2013 Drama Finalist) i just woke up myself so im listeing to some music and then ill play some warframe most likely
#617 to #616 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
You just got up? where do you live?
Btw, feel free to add me on steam, i'm "Molester Fox" watch your buttocks~
and this is my avatar, my dear~
#618 to #617 - hellscythe (01/28/2014) [-]
western united states, its 9 am here
will do i have a feeling you will be watching my butt for me
#615 to #614 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
almost forgot
almost forgot
User avatar #559 - alphagex (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh god iam laughing so hard, u got banned, iam sorry for it when ure unbanned could u show me the pic in a pm wonder what was it,, sorry okay i had fun with the convo with u
User avatar #561 to #559 - foxrock (01/03/2014) [-]
It was actually a lot of things.
Something like 13 images he managed to post on my profile before mods finally noticed.
User avatar #562 to #561 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
you probly talking ot something else, he only posted one pick of the dark magicien girl naked, he show to me and got banned..and i would not be whinning about...nudity image, with ure profile pic, u think i don`t know it? (unless if u where mocking mods for not being abel to flag it earlier the nude pics he posted)

speaking of zone sama....do u have site where i can see her stuff for free? and that it is updated? most of the time
User avatar #563 to #562 - foxrock (01/03/2014) [-]
Oh, so he got banned again, after all that. Wasn't aware.

And it's his videos actually. Zone is the animator, Zone Tan is his mascot.
Just google whatever Zone animation/game you want and google it.
Chances are most of the top searches are free and full versions.
User avatar #564 to #563 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
no he got banned before like days ago, and here is the thing if i don't know what is the new zone animation how would i know what to google? and believe it or not i watched so many wow hentai, i saw of the hentai pics same with hentai games, i think i view them all
User avatar #565 to #564 - foxrock (01/03/2014) [-]
>Go to Zone's Newgrounds profile
>Take any of the animations' name
>???
>Profit
User avatar #566 to #565 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay that is genious, but here is the thing ,,, if i remeber only animator.. that ****** is worth watching is zone (think i seen all her work) and vladimgod aka the dude who makes meet and **** games.. u want to know sombody u laugh ure ass off? meet and **** games want u to pay for the new version of it, but the old version of newgrounds are free and much better then the new ones.. i mean the news one are just **** .... is like a 10 year old drew it and the boobs are like h Cup

also speaking of newgrounds, what are game medal points used for? like what the point of it?

sonny 3 will come out this year or next cant wait for it
#567 to #566 - foxrock (01/03/2014) [-]
Um... wait, what?

And I have no idea what the points are used for, I don't actively use Newgrounds.
User avatar #568 to #567 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay i said.... the creators of meet and **** ,, they want u to pay to become member to acces their new hentai games, but i played it and is utter **** is like a 10 year old drawing with a women with G sized cup boob size

and the ironic thing is on newgrounds the old style of meet and ***** are gree and in better quality they know female anathomy better
User avatar #569 to #568 - foxrock (01/03/2014) [-]
Right, well there are a lot of more good stuff out there, you just gotta look around.
User avatar #570 to #569 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
like what could you please tell me a man can never have enough porn/hentai material because lets be honest here, it will seem good and new at first then you be bored of it and you want something better and newers..is the greed of lust! and i know every porn fapper have this probleme denying it ! means ure nipples are fake
#571 to #570 - foxrock (01/03/2014) [-]
Okay, I think what you mean out of all this is... you want me to give you porn...

lmgtfy.com/?q=hentai
#572 to #571 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay you know what i ment, i put hentai **** load of time on google search bar, i ment like a specifique site filled with good hentai games wonder if their is any news one
User avatar #573 to #572 - foxrock (01/03/2014) [-]
Well, there's always e621, but that's mostly furry.

There's a few other ones too, and then there's tumblr.
User avatar #574 to #573 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
no i ment hentai games.. like flash adult game if u know a good site that updates regulary and has great hentai games in it. i knew a site named i *************** something like it but those do do heads just deleted their own site i cry everutime after that so wonder if u knew any good hentai GAME sites pls
User avatar #577 to #574 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
well **** , there aren't too many hentai flash games that are worth playing.
But all i saw worth playing were on You need to login to view this link
User avatar #580 to #577 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
thank u my lord for bestowing this gift upon me i shall use it wisely
User avatar #582 to #580 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
its not too great, but its something
User avatar #575 to #574 - foxrock (01/03/2014) [-]
I find those by word of mouth mostly.
erotictentacle can help you there
User avatar #598 to #575 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
fox u not nija cuz we can all see u stop lying u big smelly willy
#602 to #598 - foxrock (01/03/2014) [-]
Well, at least it's big.
Well, at least it's big.
User avatar #603 to #602 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
stop lying to ureself
User avatar #591 to #575 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
which is why i love you so muuuuuch~
User avatar #581 to #575 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
and i love you too
User avatar #576 to #575 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay i ask him nicely, not sure if me and him are buddeis but we had great time doing our tread...of weirdness
User avatar #578 to #576 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
yes, we're buddies
User avatar #583 to #578 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
so why are u not ony my friend list...are u to good for me is that it? i have u know i always have 3 fiddy on my pocket
User avatar #605 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
that means you're ****
#606 to #605 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
Shut your filthy whore mouth you slut
Shut your filthy whore mouth you slut
User avatar #600 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
yes i do, can't you read?
User avatar #604 to #600 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
read what....
User avatar #597 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
yeah.... just shut up about that faggot
www.funnyjunk.com/user/foxrock/33648#33648
User avatar #601 to #597 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
i cant view it it says fox pop only allowed super ******* to view his profile
#599 to #597 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
you wanted me to lick yoghurt out of ure pinis and ucalll me faggot?
User avatar #594 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
not with THAT attitude
User avatar #596 to #594 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
''why you a ghost peache come back to reality'' -Cr1tikal (dam he is funny)

okay please with cum on the top
User avatar #589 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
hooooly shiet! Foxrock was first~

and also, i don't feel like going and searching these 13 flagges images on the net, its just not worth it. Browse **** for 3 weeks each day and you prolly get my collection
User avatar #592 to #589 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
''You enter the horsebox of **** , I'am the horse and I'am shiiting everywehre''-CR1tikal

okay give me at least the link to ure tread u cheap dragon dildo head
#590 to #589 - foxrock (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm a ninja like that!
User avatar #586 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
the sexy thread was one i had with foxrock, my current lover. It's not really worth checking anymore, there are only a few pics left, and about 1 that I posted~

and yes, hentai sites tend to go down, i still remember the day when You need to login to view this link went down...... 'twas a sad day
User avatar #588 to #586 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
i see so u aready replace me u filthy manwhore i tought i ment something for you!

also can u give me link to the treads , and the pics,, like from ure comp or the net that u posted wanted to see pls

''tickle my meaty ass'' -Cr1tikal
User avatar #584 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
Well **** , do i have to do everything for your lazy ass?
User avatar #585 to #584 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
hey i browse in the internet i found **** load of stuff i just ask for help and advice to see if their is anything i missed i know the site u gave me,.. iam still sad that You need to login to view this link was deleted....the admin updated alot of games was most recent..iz sad,. also on ure profile status it said u did,,sexy tread was it our tread or another also if is another tread can u give me links and the pics u posted pls iz curious
#557 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
hi, I have some good news.   
   
lately, I went to drink with my colleagues and apologized to my boss about my rude and terrible behaviors at office until that day.   
(also, last year I'd been suspended for two months because of addiction, although I never told anyone at office)   
   
then boss told me,   
&quot;What the 						****					 are you talking about? What is keeping you from forgiving yourself?   
No matter what anyone says, never give a 						****					!&quot;   
I couldn't believe it. I hated him so much and I was almost going to kill him. also I thought everyone at office hated me.   
but actually I've been always accepted and boss didn't even remember what I've done. all of my worries were nothing but my paranoia and guilt feeling.   
   
also, last night I went to the club after one year and met so many old friends.   
   
&quot;hi, I haven't seen you for long time! where have you been?&quot;   
&quot;I've been so 						*******					 sick. also I thought nobody wanted me.&quot;   
&quot;hahaha what the hell, are you 						*******					 joking? we always love you. remember how much you've cheered us up with your smile. we can't have a party without you!&quot;   
   
and remembered... I 'd been always loved there. when I felt nobody loved me, I just refused to be loved.   
on the way home, I dumped all of the drugs I had. I don't need it anymore.   
   
I'm so happy and can't stop laughing, but not on drugs. I'm high on life. my life is wonderful.
hi, I have some good news.

lately, I went to drink with my colleagues and apologized to my boss about my rude and terrible behaviors at office until that day.
(also, last year I'd been suspended for two months because of addiction, although I never told anyone at office)

then boss told me,
"What the **** are you talking about? What is keeping you from forgiving yourself?
No matter what anyone says, never give a **** !"
I couldn't believe it. I hated him so much and I was almost going to kill him. also I thought everyone at office hated me.
but actually I've been always accepted and boss didn't even remember what I've done. all of my worries were nothing but my paranoia and guilt feeling.

also, last night I went to the club after one year and met so many old friends.

"hi, I haven't seen you for long time! where have you been?"
"I've been so ******* sick. also I thought nobody wanted me."
"hahaha what the hell, are you ******* joking? we always love you. remember how much you've cheered us up with your smile. we can't have a party without you!"

and remembered... I 'd been always loved there. when I felt nobody loved me, I just refused to be loved.
on the way home, I dumped all of the drugs I had. I don't need it anymore.

I'm so happy and can't stop laughing, but not on drugs. I'm high on life. my life is wonderful.
User avatar #558 to #557 - erotictentacle (12/30/2013) [-]
Teehee, attaboy.
Now you know what life's all about.
As long as you are okay with yourself, people will be okay with you and what you do.
Never underestimate yourself, mate!

I'm proud of ya, i really am!
it may sound vague now, but that actually means a lot coming from me, i'm not really known for giving people credit~
#560 to #558 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
yeah, I didn't know I could do that. now I'm proud of myself so much.   
but those changes didn't happen all of a sudden, I feel as my life began to change when I began self affirmation.   
no matter I felt down, I kept talking to myself, &quot;It's gonna be alright.&quot;   
and actually everything became alright. it's mysterious but absolutely true.   
   
also, today I came back to my parents home.   
my task is to make peace with my big bro. maybe I'll make it with the help of wine I bought, just as I did the same with the help of beer.
yeah, I didn't know I could do that. now I'm proud of myself so much.
but those changes didn't happen all of a sudden, I feel as my life began to change when I began self affirmation.
no matter I felt down, I kept talking to myself, "It's gonna be alright."
and actually everything became alright. it's mysterious but absolutely true.

also, today I came back to my parents home.
my task is to make peace with my big bro. maybe I'll make it with the help of wine I bought, just as I did the same with the help of beer.
#556 - foxrock (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas!
#538 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
today I found these at convenience store

Shingeki no kyojin chips
Sasha's meat snack (bbq flavour)
Levi's tea cookie
#539 to #538 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
this receives all of my WATS just like all my WANTS....
#540 to #539 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
also wall bread
User avatar #541 to #540 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
i bets its almost 3 times as expensive because they slapped AoT on it, isn't it?
#542 to #541 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
not really, only 1.3 times I guess.

but taste was... meh.
#543 to #542 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
meh?   
well 						****					.....
meh?
well **** .....
#544 to #543 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
but it's still fun buying them, pretty much every convenience stores sell anime goods.
this is why you must save money a lot!
#545 to #544 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
if only saving money was easy!
I'm a passionate figurine collecter (well, i only got 6)
But they were all high quality and **** , i like that stuff~
PLUS!
I handle my cash reckless as **** ! (well, those 2/5 i don't put on the bank)
as in, buying a hotdog, giving it to some homeless amerifag searching the garbage, then buying one AGAIN for me.
or randomely buying chocolate and giving it to a random interesting girl to start a conversation
i love my life sometimes
#546 to #545 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah giving is fun
#547 to #546 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah, i didn't like my childhood anyway sarcasm, ******* woody.....
#549 to #548 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
preview to haruhi's next movie, i suppose?
#550 to #549 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah I guess.

by the way, I haven't watched Haruhi.
#551 to #550 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah, i'm kinda procrestinating it too.
I want to, but, like so often lately, i just go: eeehhhhh...... my dick is closer to my hand, i'll just fap
#552 to #551 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
wait. you often use haruhi pics, but have never watched it? lol
being young is pain.
#553 to #552 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
well **** , i don't usually have much time between
-working 11h on 4 days
-school on 5th day
-homework
-studying
-alcoholism
-masturbation
-nourishment
#554 to #553 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
have fun while you can, time really flies!   
I remember wasting time so much when I was 18, don't waste your life!
have fun while you can, time really flies!
I remember wasting time so much when I was 18, don't waste your life!
#555 to #554 - erotictentacle (12/16/2013) [-]
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time~   
 and i have goals, don't worry. Like learning Japanese and Russian. Also getting 1st Dan in kendo. Actually study technology and succeed. Make a family and actually have the self-control to only have 1 kid
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time~
and i have goals, don't worry. Like learning Japanese and Russian. Also getting 1st Dan in kendo. Actually study technology and succeed. Make a family and actually have the self-control to only have 1 kid
User avatar #537 to #536 - erotictentacle (12/14/2013) [-]
noone disturbs the funky bunny
User avatar #516 to #515 - erotictentacle (12/06/2013) [-]
I love you ~
#517 to #516 - foxrock (12/06/2013) [-]
I love you too!
User avatar #518 to #517 - erotictentacle (12/06/2013) [-]
not as much as i love you~
i'd rather not post anything, because anything gets me banned now
#519 to #518 - foxrock (12/06/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Boy, do I know that feel.
You see the convo down there I had with you like around 3 months ago?

Yeah, someone flagged one of my comments from it.
What a load of ********* , right!
#513 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
I'm going like a kamikaze pilot tomorrow
and of course I'll be back alive. won't fail again.
wish me the best bro.
#514 to #513 - erotictentacle (12/06/2013) [-]
come on, ya ************ !
GET 'EM ALL, TIGER!
#524 to #514 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
hi...   
I came back alive. probably.
hi...
I came back alive. probably.
#525 to #524 - erotictentacle (12/08/2013) [-]
Well, now ya got me all curious.
Tell me, Tell me~
#526 to #525 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
I can't put it into words...   
because I'm feeling it right now.
I can't put it into words...
because I'm feeling it right now.
#527 to #526 - erotictentacle (12/08/2013) [-]
my tentacle-instinct tells me something didn't go as it should've....
tell me~?
#528 to #527 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
well, I was so confused and depressed, but actually I'm feeling quite alright now.
that was the most important lesson in my life.

I picked her up and went to Matsushima, which is one of three most famous scenic places in
Japan.
I was so excited and talked to her a lot, but feeling kinda nervous.
actually, I was curious why she was always smiling.
Eating some oysters, she had some sake and asked me why I didn't drink.
I answered, "Some of my family get nasty when drunk. Also I avoid drinking for my mental
discipline."
Then she said, "I just really love alcohol since 16. I have no idea why you have to avoid it
like the plague. Drunk or sober, I'm always happy."
#530 to #528 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
After that, we went to the castle ruin to see the night view.
I told her about my life problems, including family troubles and addiction.
She said, "You are too serious and sober about your life, and think too much about something
nobody gives a **** .
Don't try to solve all of your problems by yourself.
Sooner or later, you'll die. Then don't you think you'd better enjoy your life as you want?"
#531 to #530 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Then I thought I really needed intoxicants to understand her feelings, so we went to the bar.
After some bottles of beer, I became so much talkative. we had some very good laughs and I felt I could understand her for the first time.
Moreover, it was the most fun drinking experience in my life. It was as good as weed.
Everything felt great and perfect.
Yeah, drinking is fun, when you are with likable ones.
#532 to #531 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
But while comedown, my left brain began to think too much again.   
   
&quot;Huh? What the hell are you talking about? It doesn't make any sense. I don't understand anything!&quot;    
   
&quot;You don't get it. Just do what you want, don't think anything and just be happy. What do you exactly want to do?&quot;   
   
&quot;Yeah I don't get it. I don't even know what I am talking about. maybe I need more drink?&quot;   
   
&quot;No, that's not the point!&quot;   
   
&quot;I don't understand anything. I don't know what I want to do. Please help me.&quot;   
I started sobbing.   
   
&quot;Hey, what are you crying about? You are so helpless. I'm going.&quot;   
   
She left me alone and went to the club, so I had to go home alone.   
I have no idea how my consciousness kept so focused on the snowy midnight highway for constant three hours.   
Despite lethargy and hangover, I was so 						*******					 sober and trying to understand what had  happened.
But while comedown, my left brain began to think too much again.

"Huh? What the hell are you talking about? It doesn't make any sense. I don't understand anything!"

"You don't get it. Just do what you want, don't think anything and just be happy. What do you exactly want to do?"

"Yeah I don't get it. I don't even know what I am talking about. maybe I need more drink?"

"No, that's not the point!"

"I don't understand anything. I don't know what I want to do. Please help me."
I started sobbing.

"Hey, what are you crying about? You are so helpless. I'm going."

She left me alone and went to the club, so I had to go home alone.
I have no idea how my consciousness kept so focused on the snowy midnight highway for constant three hours.
Despite lethargy and hangover, I was so ******* sober and trying to understand what had happened.
#533 to #532 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
After sleep, I started to contemplate the previous night.   
What I realised is... she is always happy and positive with no reason (quite contrary to me).    
It doesn't mean she doesn't make efforts at all (actually she has a part-time job at the pub every night after work!),   
but she is always afraid of nothing. and I guess she is much more experienced than I am.   
I always thought I needed self restriction and sobriety to obtain happiness, but I restricted myself too much.   
It was almost torture, and that was quite convenient to justify my negative attitude toward my life.   
No matter how you train yourself, you can't 'become' happy forever.   
But you can always 'be' happy without discipline.   
   
You need no reason to be happy. Just always be happy.   
   
I feel as if my life has changed.   
   
also, I hated alcohol like the plague, but it was not proper way to avoid addiction.   
I must admit I was a bit jealous of drinking people.   
Alcohol works really great when used properly. It never solves the problem, but at least it dissolves the problem.
After sleep, I started to contemplate the previous night.
What I realised is... she is always happy and positive with no reason (quite contrary to me).
It doesn't mean she doesn't make efforts at all (actually she has a part-time job at the pub every night after work!),
but she is always afraid of nothing. and I guess she is much more experienced than I am.
I always thought I needed self restriction and sobriety to obtain happiness, but I restricted myself too much.
It was almost torture, and that was quite convenient to justify my negative attitude toward my life.
No matter how you train yourself, you can't 'become' happy forever.
But you can always 'be' happy without discipline.

You need no reason to be happy. Just always be happy.

I feel as if my life has changed.

also, I hated alcohol like the plague, but it was not proper way to avoid addiction.
I must admit I was a bit jealous of drinking people.
Alcohol works really great when used properly. It never solves the problem, but at least it dissolves the problem.
#534 to #533 - erotictentacle (12/11/2013) [-]
WAT!
******** , IF THERE IS NO REASON NEEDED TO BE HAPPY, I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG!
My point Nr.1 is no NEVER REGRET SOMETHING I DID!
BUT STILL, i'm hardly EVER happy! I'm more like content with the current state of affairs!
being happy is a peak of positive emotions! you can't always be at the peak! the air is too thin!
and **** HER FOR LEAVING YOU ALONE!
HOW HEARTLESS CAN SOMEONE BE THAT SHE JUST LEAVES A SAD PERSON ALONE!
DOES SHE HAVE THE SOCIAL COMPETENCE OF A GARBAGE SHOVEL OR WHAT?!
JESUS ******* CHRIST, I JUST WANNA HUG YOU NOW! HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


p.s. i love booze~ now i pass on weed and LSD, but i always enjoy some fine wine~
#535 to #534 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
well, I guess I might misunderstood her words, but that's exactly what she said.   
something doesn't feel right though...   
   
Also, staying alone was not only her choice but also my choice.   
I didn't feel like following her anymore.   
she is a very social person who really cared about me, and she went along with my pathetic monologue.   
I'm a recovering psychopath and must admit I kinda rushed a bit.   
(again, I had never dated once in my life! hehehe)   
at first I didn't notice that I was talking to myself something very sad, and she attuned herself to me for several hours!   
that was very nice of her. I don't blame her, I just got what I really deserved.    
also she ended my long history of mental agony.    
I stopped thinking too much about 						********					 nobody gives a 						****					, it doesn't make any sense.   
I feel some psychological pain, but that motivated me to let go the pain.   
   
so basically I grew up a bit, I guess.
well, I guess I might misunderstood her words, but that's exactly what she said.
something doesn't feel right though...

Also, staying alone was not only her choice but also my choice.
I didn't feel like following her anymore.
she is a very social person who really cared about me, and she went along with my pathetic monologue.
I'm a recovering psychopath and must admit I kinda rushed a bit.
(again, I had never dated once in my life! hehehe)
at first I didn't notice that I was talking to myself something very sad, and she attuned herself to me for several hours!
that was very nice of her. I don't blame her, I just got what I really deserved.
also she ended my long history of mental agony.
I stopped thinking too much about ******** nobody gives a **** , it doesn't make any sense.
I feel some psychological pain, but that motivated me to let go the pain.

so basically I grew up a bit, I guess.
#529 to #528 - places (12/11/2013) [-]
I would like to meet this places like myself.
#481 - sirfapaton (11/30/2013) [-]
Heyo!
Heyo!
#482 to #481 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
#503 to #482 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
you.... you just HAVE to repeatedly hit the thread limit, dont you?!
#504 to #503 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Ah I totally missed this reply. And yes, obviously. You know you like it
Ah I totally missed this reply. And yes, obviously. You know you like it
#505 to #504 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
s-..s-senpai! Stop saying such weird things!
#506 to #505 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm afraid I can't do that.
#507 to #506 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
... keep going~
... keep going~
#508 to #507 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Oh I will...
#509 to #508 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
aww yiss
aww yiss
#510 to #509 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
The most erotic tentacle of them all
#483 to #482 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
How's it going today?
How's it going today?
#484 to #483 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
i'm depressed as 						****					....   
 its 						*******					 monday tomorrow!
i'm depressed as **** ....
its ******* monday tomorrow!
User avatar #485 to #484 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
It is indeed.
#486 to #485 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
i have to be productive again..... can there be ANYTHING worse?!
#487 to #486 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Well, it's better than my situation. I've got nothing to do at all.
#488 to #487 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
what... nothing, like.... NOTHING?   
no educational course? no work? no hobbies?   
wow..... all the sleep...... it sounds divine~
what... nothing, like.... NOTHING?
no educational course? no work? no hobbies?
wow..... all the sleep...... it sounds divine~
#489 to #488 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
I wish i did get sleep but I'm terrible sleeper and my cat doesn't help me with it either.   
And my hobbies are all on the PC but it's actually breaking up really soon and I can't afford a new one currently.   
 Trying to find work but so hard at the moment... So yeah.
I wish i did get sleep but I'm terrible sleeper and my cat doesn't help me with it either.
And my hobbies are all on the PC but it's actually breaking up really soon and I can't afford a new one currently.
Trying to find work but so hard at the moment... So yeah.
#490 to #489 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
If you still live with your parents, you could offer nearly unpaid services, most people won't turn down another grunt on a construction site that works for pretty much nothing.
When i just turned 16 i worked as a translators on construction sites for free. That was easy to do because they are mainly portuguese/italian/spanish/german people, and all of these were around during my childhood. So then i had some practical experience, then it's easy to get a job
#491 to #490 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
I live alone. And I also have work experience but it's just that so bad economy. Hell, it's just really bad economy currently. I've tried and I've tried... But yeah.

I did have a job for translating stuff for a while but they then decided that it's time to reduce people so they kicked me
#492 to #491 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
jesus, where do you live? in greece?
#493 to #492 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Finland actually. But that's enough of me.

What do you do?
#495 to #493 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
sorry, forgot the second half.
What kind of job are you looking for?
#494 to #493 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm an apprentice currently. Learning to be an Automation technician
#496 to #494 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Sounds interesting. I studied mediatechnology and I'm currently looking if I could start learning programming or something.

And for the question, I've been looking for pretty much anything to do with computers. I did work at 1 place for free fixing computers and stuff but when I asked if it would be possible to be actually hired and they said "yeah no."
#497 to #496 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
what? such ******* .... people who can fix computers decently are pretty demanded here.
My school has 1 fulltime employee just to take care of the computer's hardware
#498 to #497 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
It's rather odd, isn't it.

Also, I'm playing horror game at the moment and my light just flickered. **** scared me
#499 to #498 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
the light flickered? That means that the gods are trying to improve your experience.
You must now sacrifice some cheese in order to keep them happy
#500 to #499 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Maybe they don't like cheese. Madness approaches
#501 to #500 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
yeah... they might not.
But there's that one thing that they will SURELY like
sorry but this overused picture is the only related one that isn't flagged yet...
#502 to #501 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
That book was impressive. the books in Skyrim are interesting, I read every single one I come across
#331 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
have some 'we found a new place to have weird image sex' cake
#352 to #331 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
do i have to smack a bitch? i do what i want!
#353 to #352 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
fine then. i will have it
#354 to #353 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
i'll look at you admirably while fappin'   
 and thank you for so many new k-on material
i'll look at you admirably while fappin'
and thank you for so many new k-on material
#355 to #354 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
thanks to you too. i have very few left that i havent posted


stare at my but
#356 to #355 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
too covered, show more
too covered, show more
#357 to #356 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
i only have these 2
#358 to #357 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
i don't know what for, but i'll keep 'em
i don't know what for, but i'll keep 'em
#361 to #360 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
i want to cum inside ui.

on another note, i **** myself
#362 to #361 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
wipe it over your face and send me a photo
#363 to #362 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
i wonder if there is scat of K-ON girls
i wonder if there is scat of K-ON girls
#364 to #363 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
careful now, you never know how much there is on the net
#365 to #364 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
im actually tempted to look for it
im actually tempted to look for it
#366 to #365 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
don't do it   
 that's just a formality, go look for some and share it here
don't do it
that's just a formality, go look for some and share it here
User avatar #369 to #367 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
GODDAMNIT, AZUSA MISSED THE URINAL!
User avatar #370 to #369 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
that she missed the urinal or the piss in general
User avatar #383 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
how mean...
KELP! guess i'm off to play some Hate Plus.
Good nighterooo!
User avatar #384 to #383 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
good night you homo poo eating piss drinking faggot
#381 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
what?   
						*******					 FINALLY!
what?
******* FINALLY!
User avatar #382 to #381 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
you sound like you want it. i might not do it now
#379 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
i'm out of paedo-lines. Never had many to begin with   
pls don't kill me
i'm out of paedo-lines. Never had many to begin with
pls don't kill me
#380 to #379 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
bend over. its fun time
bend over. its fun time
#377 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
there's no such thing as "too tight", only too little force
#378 to #377 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
*tapes but shut*
#375 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, i just wouldn't see the appeal of it.   
What turns me on most is if my gal enjoys it. The more she enjoys it, the more aroused i get.   
But i guess to children i'd just be a PAIN IN THE ASS! *kneeslap*
Yeah, i just wouldn't see the appeal of it.
What turns me on most is if my gal enjoys it. The more she enjoys it, the more aroused i get.
But i guess to children i'd just be a PAIN IN THE ASS! *kneeslap*
User avatar #376 to #375 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
the hardest thing about ******* kids? fitting in
User avatar #373 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
i've seen worse. Someone once posted an Ad from the deep net here.
It was about some guy selling living lolita sex slaves while describing the job too.... disturbing as **** , but i keep a certain scepticism on it's legitimacy.
#374 to #373 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
i sometimes joke about pedophilia ans **** but i could never do it. its just wrong.
User avatar #371 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
she missed the urinal, i mean, seriously, how card could it be? she's literally tied to it!
User avatar #372 to #371 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
there is something seriously wrong with the internet
User avatar #368 to #367 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
that is more disturbing than anything else i've seen
#332 to #331 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
How come every time i have an conversation about sex and it hits the limit, it always ends up in my profile?!   
nice cake
How come every time i have an conversation about sex and it hits the limit, it always ends up in my profile?!
nice cake
#333 to #332 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
the cake is made with my on fecaese, i even have a picture of me baking the cake. and because why not
the cake is made with my on fecaese, i even have a picture of me baking the cake. and because why not
#334 to #333 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
w-...w-....WHAT
w-...w-....WHAT
#335 to #334 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
are you scared because i said 'why not'? its not that scary


have some more cake to calm down
#336 to #335 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
knowledge time: The viet cong used to rub feces all over their booby traps because it causes lethal infection when it gets inside the body.
knowledge time: The viet cong used to rub feces all over their booby traps because it causes lethal infection when it gets inside the body.
#337 to #336 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
then why are you eating my cake? its all around your mouth.
#338 to #337 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
its my fetish   
  aren't you turned on by me eating your 						****					?
its my fetish
aren't you turned on by me eating your **** ?
#339 to #338 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
i **** on my younger sister's face once! (im talking in yui's perspective. i did not **** on my real sister............much.)
#340 to #339 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
you have a sister?
Now you're obligated to show me nudes
#341 to #340 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
she is 9. if she was older then i would consider it.

#342 to #341 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
i always get disapointed about other's sisters....
i always get disapointed about other's sisters....
#343 to #342 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
dont be sad. here, eat some cake straight out of the hole
#344 to #343 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
STOP OFFERING ME DELICIOUS, LETHAL THINGS!
STOP OFFERING ME DELICIOUS, LETHAL THINGS!
#345 to #344 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
IT HAS CORN IN IT
IT HAS CORN IN IT
#346 to #345 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
n-no.... i must resist!
n-no.... i must resist!
#347 to #346 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE BUT SOFT AND CREAMY IN THE MIDDLE
CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE BUT SOFT AND CREAMY IN THE MIDDLE
#348 to #347 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
stop tempting me....
#349 to #348 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
I MAY HAVE PUT SOME IN YOUR TEA
#350 to #349 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
joke's on you, i threw my tea in the plant there and filled it with wine
joke's on you, i threw my tea in the plant there and filled it with wine
#351 to #350 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
the wine is piss and the cup is painted **** . now take you whore
#327 - foxrock (08/25/2013) [-]
I say.
User avatar #443 to #327 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
I sure like 'em... Bai!

we sure hit dem thread limits
#444 to #443 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
Nothing I haven't done before.
But yes, go bed lol.
User avatar #445 to #444 - erotictentacle (09/01/2013) [-]
Beds are awesome
User avatar #446 to #445 - foxrock (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, beds are pretty handy.
User avatar #447 to #446 - erotictentacle (09/01/2013) [-]
So..... ya like foxes, eh?
#448 to #447 - foxrock (09/01/2013) [-]
You could say that, yes.
You could say that, yes.
User avatar #449 to #448 - erotictentacle (09/01/2013) [-]
I yet need to find a part of you that i don't like...
#450 to #449 - foxrock (09/01/2013) [-]
Ummmm...

This song is a guilty pleasure of mine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWBS0JBNzQ

But my music taste is very broad, I like just about anything; classic rock being my favourite genre.
User avatar #451 to #450 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah, well i think it's one of her better songs, she has some songs i really can't stand
#452 to #451 - foxrock (09/02/2013) [-]
Yes, I feel the same!
I love this song so much, but most of her other songs don't really appeal to me.

Although I've taken a liking for her taste in eyewear fashion.
User avatar #423 to #327 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
well, yeah. You out of all would know.
Guess that in that case, whenever i have any question about sex, i can just as you~?
#424 to #423 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
But of course, anything!
Got something on your mind?
User avatar #425 to #424 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Actually, not yet. Maybe if you have some techniques that might help. Especially on foreplay
#426 to #425 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
But of course.
The trick is to be passionate.
If you're passionate, it'll show. It'll be the frosting on the cake.
I mean, you know, everyone loves cake. Sponge cake is nice, but it's a little bland.
Passion is what makes it perfect.
Know what you're doing and keep your mind as active as your body. Appreciate the little things, like touch, smell, taste, or what you see, eye contact during penetration for example.
Don't rush, and don't take a slow approach. Know when your partner is turned on enough to carry out the next thing e.g. taking off her clothes, going down on her etc (do it passionately).

And of course, this is all enhanced if you love your partner and they love you back as equally.
User avatar #427 to #426 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
spoken like a teacher.
But more importantly, i should be armed for whenever the day comes when i lose my virginity.
PREPARE ME~
User avatar #428 to #427 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
Well, don't worry, time is on your side.
You'd be surprised how quickly things can change in your favour with just a tiny bit of effort.
When things changed for me, I was filled with newfound confidence, and that confidence grew when I made good use of it.

And now, I'm single and sexually active. Well, active enough anyways. If you count twice a month or so as active.
User avatar #429 to #428 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Well, it's not like i lack confidence or anything.
I am quite confident with women and i already had chances to do some of the good ol' ring-a-ding.
The thing is, that i'm a rather "conservative" guy. as much as i like sex, i am looking for a monogamous relationship that's supposed to last, so i can throw my everything for that one person. And what would be better than the unique gift of virginity to give?
#430 to #429 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
Ah.
Well, it's good that you think that, but...
Experience tells me if you put your all into one person, you'll be the one that ends up with a broken heart, and heartbreak is a pain I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.
The chances of your first lover being your soul mate are, well, low. And if you do find your soul mate so early, your inexperience in the bedroom will put her off.

I do not regard virginity as being something special. You cannot see it, hold it, or even feel it. You cannot even prove it exists. It is not passed on and it is not given or taken. It's an idea, nothing more. I was careless with both my virginity and my lip virginity and gave those away to people I have never seen after those nights.

I can be heartless sometimes, but it's only for my own protection.
User avatar #431 to #430 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
The thing is, i'm just that guy that once he laid out his way, he walks it without turning his head.
Of course it's likely to fail, of course i't likely i'll be broke, of course virginity doesn't mean much to some people, but it does to me and i wouldn't do that if i would have ANY doubt i could take it
#432 to #431 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
I wish you the best, man. It's not the route I'd take, cause it's risky, but you'll find real happiness if you succeed.
User avatar #433 to #432 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Well, as long as i can look at my life and say i don't regret anything, i'm good enough~
And thank you for your wishes btw

So..................... what kind of music does your band play?
User avatar #434 to #433 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
Have a look. Alt rock, mostly.

The Vault - Neon City
User avatar #435 to #434 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
for some reason, imagining that makes me *d'aaaawwwwwww*
User avatar #436 to #435 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
lol, huh? Imagining what?
User avatar #437 to #436 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
You playing that
But maybe my brain is just on shuffle and just gives me a tad of every hormone it has to offer.... guess i should sleep a big....
User avatar #438 to #437 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
Heh, I did more than just play it, I co-wrote it.

Sleep a big.

Yeah, that's a sign lol.
User avatar #439 to #438 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Sleep a big..... wow, i sure messed that one up!

Wellanyway, Good night, mate!
#440 to #439 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
Au revoir, mon ami!
User avatar #441 to #440 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Sacre bleu, ill parle français!
Et ça image me plaît!
User avatar #403 to #327 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Bon-apetit works?
And here i thought the english and the french don't get along.

Oh, and i learned the same lesson from the internet. I don't date people until i've seen them. Better safe than sorry, eh?
User avatar #404 to #403 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
Cliche is also a French word that's in the English dictionary, so you'd be surprised.

Eh, I'm not into the whole internet dating.
I have no idea how it'd work, tbh.
User avatar #405 to #404 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, internet dating is kinda just..... surreal.
It'd only be chatting, video transmissions and cyber sex.
User avatar #406 to #405 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
I dunno, even cyber sex feels a little funny to me, and that includes ERP.
Sexy talk's really the only thing I do.

Like mrr the things I'd do to you.
User avatar #407 to #406 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
I feel honored that you'd sexy talk with me~
btw.... i might just have the stupid now, but does mrr stand for something or is it just a typo i can't decipher?
#408 to #407 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
Heh, go to my profile ya... and look at the stickied post.

Mrrr was meant to be onomatopoeia (lol I love using that word)
It's a sexy purr/growl.
User avatar #409 to #408 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh my~
Stop it you, you'll make me blush~
#410 to #409 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm quite good at making people do that, apparently.
User avatar #411 to #410 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Huh... now i wonder, what's the problem with clothed sex?
#412 to #411 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
I consider sex and the human body a form of art. It can't be fully appreciated when clothed.
User avatar #413 to #412 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
teeeechnically, lingerie is clothe too, isn't it?
#414 to #413 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
Lingerie's down there as one of my kinks anyways, I love it as having it in the process of foreplay. But don't get me wrong, it's not something I'm too picky about.   
   
Although between three clothed quickies and one superb all-nighter, I'd take the all-nighter. That's how art can really be appreciated!
Lingerie's down there as one of my kinks anyways, I love it as having it in the process of foreplay. But don't get me wrong, it's not something I'm too picky about.

Although between three clothed quickies and one superb all-nighter, I'd take the all-nighter. That's how art can really be appreciated!
User avatar #415 to #414 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Heh, i just love the passionate fire you have about sex.
Guess you really got around on that subject, eh?
#416 to #415 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
God, you have noooooo idea.
It's not just sex, I love the simple things.
I love simply lying in bed with a partner, stroking my fingers on her skin, appreciating the warm body heat radiating from her.

When I get comfortable with you, I can get so descriptive it'll most likely turn you on.
User avatar #417 to #416 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Well **** , just reading that makes me wanna jump into your bed
#418 to #417 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
And you're straight?
User avatar #419 to #418 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
weeeeeeelllllllll...
I yet need to be attracted to a man. So theoretically i'm straight
#420 to #419 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
Well you've met me, so now you're not.
Heh, I've become so full of myself.

Don't worry, I'm not attracted that much to male bodies, yet I'm crazy for the D.
User avatar #421 to #420 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
And a strap-on won't do?
#422 to #421 - foxrock (08/31/2013) [-]
A piece of rubber and whatever else they're made of? Better than a dick?
Nah, I like the real thing.

I would know, of course.
User avatar #328 to #327 - erotictentacle (08/26/2013) [-]
Marry me~
#329 to #328 - foxrock (08/26/2013) [-]
Why the **** not.
And have little tentacle babies.
User avatar #330 to #329 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
and they will be the best damn thing in the world!
#386 to #330 - foxrock (08/28/2013) [-]
And together, we will rule the world with our tentacle family!
User avatar #387 to #386 - erotictentacle (08/29/2013) [-]
oh god....
COME HERE! I'LL MAKE YOU MINE~
User avatar #389 to #388 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Not much, how're you faring?
#390 to #389 - foxrock (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm well. Doing stuff with work, and apart from that, my life's been boring.

I was just playing this song now, recorded it.
But man, he's got a better voice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRCPCNtViGA
User avatar #391 to #390 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
That's nice!
May i know more about your work, if you don't mind?
and a boring life ain't half bad, at least it isn't bad and has a good chance to improve.
#392 to #391 - foxrock (08/30/2013) [-]
I sell fashion accesories.
Designer sunglasses to be exact.
www.sunglasshut.com

Well, it's bound to pick up again sometime soon.
User avatar #393 to #392 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh wow!
That's some fancy stuff! But i suppose it's a rather seasonal occupation, isn't it?
Considering most people prolly don't wear them during autumn and winter
#394 to #393 - foxrock (08/30/2013) [-]
Not really. Sure, business gets weaker around autumn, kicking back up again before Christmas, but sunglasses don't need to be used only as eye protection.
They're eye jewellry, basically. Celebrities wear Ray Bans and Persols to look cool.
People want the look. My band's singer uses Wayfarers on stage.
User avatar #395 to #394 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Wow, you're even in a band...
Say, considering you have such a life, how come you visit Fj so often?
#396 to #395 - foxrock (08/30/2013) [-]
Such a life? Heh.
Well, when I'm not at work, playing with my band, or out with friends, I'm here.
I go out a good bit. Last time I was out was Monday night, and Friday night before that.
User avatar #397 to #396 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Going out on monday? Quite daring, young lady~
Well, does your band have any concerts around places or are you more of a hobby garage band?
#398 to #397 - foxrock (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh, heh. I really should fix that... it says on my profile I'm female, but I'm not.
I don't mind being referred to as a girl, though. I kinda like it. Ah well. Sorry!

And yes, I usually go out every Monday.

Yep, we've played many gigs before. Although our last gig was January.
We haven't had time to practice much since me and my singer got jobs, so we've had to cut down on gigging.
User avatar #399 to #398 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah, that's too bad.
But it's important to put work in first place, well, after family. Considering you can't really follow your hobbies without money...

and ya already had me excited with you being a female
#400 to #399 - foxrock (08/30/2013) [-]
Heh! Well, maybe I like ******* with people, and by telling them I'm not a girl ***** with them even more.
Heh. I can be what you want me to be.

But it's pizza time now. Cya in a bit.
User avatar #401 to #400 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what the internet is great!
Until you realize that in reality, the cute college girl you liked, is a 30 year old canadian farmer who's afraid of spiders and allergic to everything. yes, i'm talking from personal experience

aaaaaanyway! Have a nice meal!!! kinda bugs me that there's no english saying to say to someone who's going to eat
#402 to #401 - foxrock (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh bro, that sucks.
Something similar happened to me once.
Which is why I only date people I know irl!

You can say bon appetite.
It's French, but English-appropriate.
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