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User avatar #31 - aullaras (10/03/2012) [-]
With raid bombardment.
Dude, do the infinite mana combo with myrs and Slime Molding.
To do it, get two Myr Galvanizers, and two Iron Myrs (cuz u sed red) then the raep begins.
Tap both Iron myrs for mana, and then tap the first galvanizer, leaving one mana in your pool. Tap those two again and then tap the second galvanizer, which untaps the first galvanizer, you can do this for infinite mana, and rape.
= 1,000,000/1,000,000 Slime token
#35 to #34 - erikwarmblood (10/03/2012) [-]
and this. stupid amount of 1/1 tokens. then the giant i showed earlier. bam. my horde of 1/1 creatures each do 2 dmg to a player or creature. then next turn if that didnt work. i attack. not only the billion 1/1 tokens, but a raid bombardment. then if that fails. a vashino warrior with devour 3. i have a 3 billion 3 billiob. and then i fling it at your head.
#36 to #35 - aullaras (10/03/2012) [-]
Even better, add raid bombardment.
With this.
User avatar #37 to #36 - erikwarmblood (10/03/2012) [-]
hate that card lol. because if they have 1 elf or whatever. they are stupid strong.
User avatar #38 to #37 - aullaras (10/03/2012) [-]
If you use elvish promenade and a **** ton of revive cards, you **** **** up with that.
User avatar #39 to #38 - erikwarmblood (10/04/2012) [-]
true, unless your opponent is running any kind of tribal deck.
User avatar #40 to #39 - aullaras (10/04/2012) [-]
>unless
>tribal
I can't even remember when people played tribal stuff, maybe Lorwyn or something.
User avatar #41 to #40 - erikwarmblood (10/04/2012) [-]
i play it all the time lol.
User avatar #42 to #41 - aullaras (10/04/2012) [-]
Damn ***** , you old as ****
User avatar #43 to #42 - erikwarmblood (10/04/2012) [-]
not really. i started in zendikar. just like tribals. allys are a personal favorite
User avatar #44 to #43 - aullaras (10/04/2012) [-]
I started only a few months ago, with a bunch of my brothers Shards of Alara stuff.
It was right when innistrad and stuff was in the first year of life.
But I do enjoy reading up on older cards n shizzzzz
User avatar #45 to #44 - erikwarmblood (10/04/2012) [-]
i do alot of reserch. older cards are pretty badass. mainly if you play new players with some of the crazy combos you can do. and they just sit there like... holy **** what just happend?!
User avatar #46 to #45 - aullaras (10/04/2012) [-]
The owner of the comic book store near here has a re-print Black Lotus, so he let me use one of his decks.
First 7 cards I draw:
Mountain
Black Lotus
Channel
Fireball
3x Forest.

Just put it down like, "I win."
User avatar #47 to #46 - erikwarmblood (10/04/2012) [-]
nice...
#9 - aullaras (10/01/2012) [-]
Look what I got at the pre-release today.
He's a 6/6
#10 to #9 - erikwarmblood (10/01/2012) [-]
you lucky son of a bitch
#11 to #10 - aullaras (10/01/2012) [-]
OH SORRY
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
OVER MY JARAD

(2/2)
#12 to #11 - erikwarmblood (10/01/2012) [-]
here, let me help you with that
#13 to #12 - aullaras (10/01/2012) [-]
****

COUNTER GET IN HERE
#15 to #14 - aullaras (10/02/2012) [-]
Ummmm, okay, start off.
Tap 3 mountains, sac three Tormented Souls.
Play 3 Infernal Plunges, 9 red mana in my pool.
#17 to #15 - aullaras (10/02/2012) [-]
Use one red, drop in this Goblin Guide, and swing for two.
#18 to #17 - aullaras (10/02/2012) [-]
Use another red, play another infernal plunge.
10 red in my pool.
#19 to #18 - aullaras (10/02/2012) [-]
Quad Searing Spear you for 12.
2 mana in my pool.
#20 to #19 - aullaras (10/02/2012) [-]
Octuple Tendrils of Agony you for 16, and I gain 16.
#21 to #20 - erikwarmblood (10/02/2012) [-]
uh, have this on the field.
#22 to #21 - erikwarmblood (10/02/2012) [-]
then play this.
#24 to #23 - erikwarmblood (10/03/2012) [-]
with one of these out as well? game?
User avatar #25 to #24 - aullaras (10/03/2012) [-]
Game
User avatar #26 to #25 - erikwarmblood (10/03/2012) [-]
lol, bl/w is one of my faves. as well as w/bu/g
User avatar #27 to #26 - aullaras (10/03/2012) [-]
I don't play bl/w anymore. Used to, but it was trash.
Moved on to a bu/w Delver deck. Kicks ass.
And coming this friday, I bust out my new Green/White Selesnya token rape aggro deck.
User avatar #28 to #27 - erikwarmblood (10/03/2012) [-]
im gonna make a red green serious token rape deck
User avatar #29 to #28 - aullaras (10/03/2012) [-]
The problem is, basically all of the token producers are w/gr cards.
Do a red green rape burn to the dome flashback asshole stretch goatsee destruction cactus double midget arson rape deck.
#30 to #29 - erikwarmblood (10/03/2012) [-]
but... goblins dude. goblins. and its going to be an infinate combo with an elf that untaps and 2 auras that make it bigger for each elf, and then tap to pop out an elf warrior. the red is for this guy. and raid bombardment
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#4 - redwolfradolf (06/01/2012) [-]
that's a good plan.

But it would have to be a descision on what is more valuable a the moment,
>taking the time to make sure everything is good and dead, but potentially wasting lots of ammo, and definately wasting mots of time.
>moving fast and saving ammo, but risk getting sneak-attacked by a zombie



Also Flora gets sloppy seconds on your comment's virginity...
User avatar #5 to #4 - erikwarmblood (06/01/2012) [-]
giggity
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