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|#54 - I suppose that explains it because I took everything in there and left [+] (1 new reply)||09/07/2011 on Zombies, y u no make sense?||0|
|#49 - Because I was at level 3 when I went into the training sim and… [+] (3 new replies)||09/07/2011 on Zombies, y u no make sense?||0|
|#40 - <- the guys face when the chick lost all her clothes||09/07/2011 on elder scrolls mod. you're...||+4|
|#36 - Yeah I just got Fallout 3 it was amazing Got all the DLC a… [+] (5 new replies)||09/07/2011 on Zombies, y u no make sense?||+2|
#49 - epsi (09/07/2011) [-]
Because I was at level 3 when I went into the training sim and came out at like lvl 10 so I needed some decent armor. So I chose the t51b and the chinese suit for later on for some stealthy missions but I needed to use the t51b instantaly because the weirdest glitch happened. All of a sudden the lady who is in the Sim room when you first go in followed me to the armory then randomly everyone in the facility went hostile on me. So being at such a low lvl and going up against gattling lasers and other weaponry like that I needed use the armor to save my ass
And every time i reloaded the save to try to avoid it they always tried to kill when I left
|#28 - The Adventures of Link was a pain and I still can't beat it I …||09/04/2011 on Hard Things In Life||0|
|#2 - some mentats for improved explosives and look 3 free grenades … [+] (1 new reply)||09/03/2011 on Happens to damn much||0|
|#8 - muniz looks like a scrub now||09/01/2011 on The Wheres and Wants||0|
|#462 - do you have that picture any larger? [+] (1 new reply)||09/01/2011 on Scumbag Down Syndrome Girl||0|
|#7 - Why would any want to be superman when you can be Deadpool?||09/01/2011 on Superheroes||0|
|#104 - Nice very long although I have to say in a life threatening si…||09/01/2011 on The Job Interview||+1|
|#43 - what? I would have shot her myself at that point she got bit (… [+] (20 new replies)||09/01/2011 on The Job Interview||+3|
#49 - fakerman (09/01/2011) [-]
you've been going out with this chick for a year or two. she means the world to you. you cannot imagine life without her. one day, you decide to take her on a holiday to some random city in a different country for a week. on day two of you getting there, the zombie apocolypse starts. you promise to her that you will get her back, and you would even sacrifice yourself to save her because you love her more than yourself. you get a radio call saying that at the top of the building is a helicopter rescue for you, and so you, your girlfriend, and your black friend you have made are all going up to the top. zombies invade the building. but you are managing to keep them off. you are nearly there. only three more floors left. you've almost made it.
another wave of zombies come.
it is almost too much.
you run out of bullets, and are just putting more in when your girlfriend spots a zombie about to bite you from behind. there isnt enough time to warn you. she jumps over you and tackles it, saving your life. you help her up and shoot the zombie. you hug her, and then notice something. she has been bitten on her arm. you put a bandage on it, assuring her that she will be alright.
you move up a floor. she is getting weaker, slower. she falls over.
you go over to her, help her sit up against a wall.
"Go on without me, steve" she says, accepting her doomed fate.
you hold her in your arms. "no! I cant!... I wont!" you say, tears streaming from your eyes.
and then you shoot her, your own girlfriend, the one that you loved so dearly, breaking your promise of getting her back alive. you cry the whole way to the top, but it renews your determination to not let another person die. you make it to the top, and get into the helicopter.
"are any of you bit? we have a cure in here if you are." the pilot says.
and at that moment, you realise that she could still be here.
you break into tears, unable to control yourself.
and thus ends your life.
#104 - epsi (09/01/2011) [-]
Nice very long although I have to say in a life threatening situation such as a zombie outbreak love and friendship are utterly useless and wouldn't have a huge impact on decisions that can drastically alter my self-preservation instincts. Therefore the second she got bit she was registered in my mind as the enemy and needed to be killed. Should someone become infected at any point no one should hesitate, under any circumstance, to kill them before they turn.
Although I would be grateful for her sacrifice at that point she becomes more of a ticking time-bomb than a contributing member. Though the cure thing that wouldn't drive me to commit suicide although I would be thoroughly pissed off at myself.
#51 - anonymous poster (09/01/2011) [-]
If I was in a group of people I would kill her because if she ever completely turned then everyone in my group would have a problem. I wouldn't let my selfish wants get in the way of the group surviving.
#50 - anonymous poster (09/01/2011) [-]
you forgot that there in NEVER a cure to a zombie infection. But i got your point man
|#26 - Source please... I see the [url deleted] part but I want to…||08/31/2011 on Rage of a Rocker||+1|
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|#76 - **epsi rolls 7** [+] (2 new replies)||08/31/2011 on My sex life in a nutshell||-1|
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**anonymous rolls 7**
|#250 - yeah it does thought it was odd too||08/30/2011 on FJ members can read this||+2|
|#58 - forget that just bring the to Australia and let them get bit b…||08/29/2011 on Torture Comp Part III||+2|
|#1283 - your right the fat man and gattling laser are much more efficient [+] (1 new reply)||08/26/2011 on Hmmmm||0|
|#1279 - Use the big guns all the time, I always have like 10+ ammo for… [+] (3 new replies)||08/26/2011 on Hmmmm||+1|
|#103 - thanks I was thinking about getting Fallout 3 GoTY and New Veg… [+] (7 new replies)||08/22/2011 on Let's see how far we've...||0|
|#101 - If you look at the X series it has changed a lot I think t… [+] (1 new reply)||08/22/2011 on Let's see how far we've...||0|
#113 - anonymous poster (08/22/2011) [-]
Well, if you look at the Battle Network, ZX or Starforce series it has changed too. But if you play Megaman and you play Megaman 10, from the original series... well, our beloved Blue Bomber is the same pixel guy from more than 20 years ago.
|#100 - what is this game it looks fun [+] (9 new replies)||08/22/2011 on Let's see how far we've...||0|
|#20 - I love megaman X series although I am no good with Zero I can …||08/19/2011 on seriously?||-2|
|#112 - That isn't even close atheism, which is just saying that you d…||08/19/2011 on My head is full of evolution||0|
|#71 - the light switch may also be wired to turn off the power going…||08/18/2011 on uncles||0|
|#762 - Comment deleted [+] (2 new replies)||08/18/2011 on The things I have seen on...||-1|