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#45 - rick and morty is best 04/12/2014 on Meanwhile, in a parallel... 0
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#239 - When roblox was stl a thing there was a game where you chose d… 04/12/2014 on Fund This 0
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#3 - Hawaii here I cum 04/10/2014 on I'd call it a groaner 0
#59 - JOKE THEIF 04/08/2014 on Bus Logic 0
#1 - jokexplain I summon thee  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on I'd call it a groaner 0
User avatar #2 - akwardexplain (04/09/2014) [-]
porpoise is a type of mammal, very similar to dolphins... did you know dolphins are the only animals who have sex for fun and rape humans on a regular basis...
#3 - epicethan (04/10/2014) [-]
Hawaii here I cum
#72 - oh look the chip company that doesn't sell air 04/04/2014 on Jedi a-holes +1
#9 - whats with the gun next to it  [+] (31 new replies) 04/01/2014 on tíme to test this 0
User avatar #18 - epitomeofawesome (04/02/2014) [-]
A Beretta M9
one of the worst handguns ever
#28 - Muppetz (04/02/2014) [-]
Its a Taurus PT92, a copy cat of the worst handgun ever

get your shit together
User avatar #38 - epitomeofawesome (04/02/2014) [-]
sorry bro
just caught a glance
#19 - beretta (04/02/2014) [-]
what's the matter, too big for your little hands?
User avatar #20 - epitomeofawesome (04/02/2014) [-]
no
but the jamming is a problem
User avatar #21 - beretta (04/02/2014) [-]
not even worn to shit rental m9's malfunction
are you an ex-army fag who got handed a 50,000+ round m9 and now say all of them are shit?
User avatar #22 - epitomeofawesome (04/02/2014) [-]
No, but the crappy make quality as well as a weak ass round make it a shitty gun
not to mention aesthetics wise, it looks like a fugly bald man doing a duck face
#23 - beretta (04/02/2014) [-]
It has excellent make quality you shitbrain, along with every other modern pistol that's not a 50 dollar .25 auto, probably the reason the military's used it the past 26 years too.
Also, the difference between 9mm and fuddy five is totally negligible, they'll both kill you dead and 9mm can penetrate better than 45 anyway.
45 is a range toy as much as the deagle is
but...I do see the resemblance here of what you're talking about
User avatar #24 - epitomeofawesome (04/02/2014) [-]
God damn, man
that picture legitimately made me lol
The reason that the military has been using if for the past 26 years is that it's cheap as fuck and congress most likely has ties to the Beretta company
.45 has a higher stopping power, not to mention that .45 makes a larger wound channel
#25 - beretta (04/02/2014) [-]
it's still totally negligible, I don't believe that tenth of an inch will kill anyone any quicker
sure the shock to internal organs is increased a bit with the extra energy, but that takes effect over the next few hours, not when it counts
just better to have more rounds that do the same thing
#55 - DamnWalmartBullets (04/02/2014) [-]
im not so sure about that, i for one will shoot the bigger bullet any day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=asBjqOx1txY
The more grain the velocity of the round increases substantially, almost multiplying itself
User avatar #58 - beretta (04/02/2014) [-]
Even in rifles, smaller (5.45) is better.
also
The more grain the velocity of the round increases substantially, almost multiplying itself
that sentence was metaphorical diarrhea
#60 - DamnWalmartBullets (04/03/2014) [-]
I think you just went full retard
#62 - DamnWalmartBullets (04/04/2014) [-]
ok yeah except you didnt mention in any way how its better. i dont know what you meant by that. it has less speed, less acuracy, less stopping power, less range. what it is better at is wounding people, not killing them like it was designed to do. oh and by the way that was not a metaphor that was an analogy. so yeah i think you went full retard. and call it the correct name you inbred. .223 or .556 nato not (5.45) that is just the length of the bullet. whats funny is 7.62 and 300 win mag could both be "5.45" its just the length of the cartrage so go learn a few things kid.
User avatar #65 - beretta (04/04/2014) [-]
5.45
by 39
you fucking autist
I'm saying it's the best man killer, and it's around the same size as a 556
pls go spread ur butthurt on arfcom
#66 - DamnWalmartBullets (04/07/2014) [-]
Yeah you're some special kind of stupid arnt ya? cant fix that
User avatar #61 - beretta (04/04/2014) [-]
I think you did faggot
#63 - DamnWalmartBullets (04/04/2014) [-]
I know you are retarded because you probably own a baretta and think that it is a reliable firearm
User avatar #64 - beretta (04/04/2014) [-]
lol are you a sig fag
#68 - DamnWalmartBullets (04/07/2014) [-]
Dude i cant even comprehend how stuipid you are. barettas are terrible. An m9 is no where close to a 45 why dont you try them on your self you have two feet. tell me which one is "better then" and i have no idea how you can even imagine that a .556 round could "kill a man better" or whatever your trying to say than a 300 win mag. do you even understand what 300 win mag is?
User avatar #70 - beretta (04/11/2014) [-]
you thumbing down my comments and others up doesn't change the fact you're wrong
how do you go to sleep at night being so pathetic?
#71 - DamnWalmartBullets (04/13/2014) [-]
Haha so many people are laughing at you. Dude ask any one baretta 9m are pretty bad. Look around like 10 people are saying it right now. But keep giving me and my buddies a good laugh
User avatar #72 - beretta (04/13/2014) [-]
Did you invite over your entire family of incestual brethren? Because there's no way you're not from the south or very secluded mountainous north.
#74 - DamnWalmartBullets (04/13/2014) [-]
and why do you call things fags. eg: ex army fag, sig fag. you sound like an inbred yourself. An army member is defending your life and freedom while your 12 year old ass sits alone on a computer all day talking shit to people while he contributes nothing to society. so why don't you go ask your dad to teach you about guns instead of making up shit because you like the m9 pistol he let you shoot once
#73 - DamnWalmartBullets (04/13/2014) [-]
yeah dude people in Florida inner breed in the 21st century, not many people know that its legal here! haha i feel so bad you have no grasp on the concept of fire arms. can you please explain with some type of reason why baretta is a "better" manufacture. All main companies cost relatively the same. 9m is one of the smallest calibers with the least stopping power and a smaller bullet weight will have less accuracy. Not to mention a 1911 is way easier to work on. And please tell me because you still havent, how a ar-15 chambered in 5.56 is better than a 300 Win mag AR? which by the way means it uses a 300 Win mag bullet which is almost double the size of 5.56 just to let you know since you clearly dont know anything.You dont have any support to you claims you know your a complete idiot and are resorting the only way a child knows how to and that is to change the subject and call me names like you are in 5th grade. good going buddy.
User avatar #69 - beretta (04/07/2014) [-]
2/10
seriously, you're wasting both our time
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#29 - Muppetz (04/02/2014) [-]
Stop arguing with him.
That isnt even an M9. Kid clearly has no idea what he's talking about.
#67 - DamnWalmartBullets (04/07/2014) [-]
holy crap i just realized baretta just said that a shitty ass 9 mill is better than a 45 and he thinks .556 is better than 300 win mag. i dont think i could see anything so stuipid im about to screen shot all this. i cant tell if he is just completely trolling or has an IQ of a potato
User avatar #26 - epitomeofawesome (04/02/2014) [-]
if you don't mind getting a hand cramp in the meantime
what was the point of a double stack mag?
it's a pistol
User avatar #11 - exd (04/01/2014) [-]
America?
#7 - **epicethan rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on tíme to test this +1
#8 - defender (04/01/2014) [-]
**defender rolled image**
#8 - at least you got a variation of the best color: blue  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on I need to stop playing 0
#9 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
Personally I suspect he gave me the colour closest to this outfit.
#7 - No it did so bad -2 what will I do ILL DELETE IT AND POST IT … 04/01/2014 on I need to stop playing 0
#5 - your profile pic fits that perfectly  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on tíme to test this +1
User avatar #6 - defender (04/01/2014) [-]
thats why i love it, it makes anything sexual so much better
#7 - epicethan (04/01/2014) [-]
**epicethan rolled image**
#8 - defender (04/01/2014) [-]
**defender rolled image**
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#5 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
He isn't answering.
User avatar #6 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
To be honest though, I uploaded that picture as a comment during an FJ party and Admin stickied it for like a minute, and pretty much shortly after that all my text was coloured. I can't control when to use it - only when not to use it.

However a few days prior I had gotten over 500 thumbs for some OC, so that might be it. Admin never told me why he gave me coloured text or for how long, so for all I know it can disappear within the next five minutes.
#8 - epicethan (04/01/2014) [-]
at least you got a variation of the best color: blue
#9 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
Personally I suspect he gave me the colour closest to this outfit.
#2 - maybe I didn't want a link... IS THAT TEAL COLORED TEXT IM SO JELLY  [+] (6 new replies) 04/01/2014 on I need to stop playing 0
#3 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
Wait till you see what I got it for.
#4 - epicethan (04/01/2014) [-]
Bullshit
#5 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
He isn't answering.
User avatar #6 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
To be honest though, I uploaded that picture as a comment during an FJ party and Admin stickied it for like a minute, and pretty much shortly after that all my text was coloured. I can't control when to use it - only when not to use it.

However a few days prior I had gotten over 500 thumbs for some OC, so that might be it. Admin never told me why he gave me coloured text or for how long, so for all I know it can disappear within the next five minutes.
#8 - epicethan (04/01/2014) [-]
at least you got a variation of the best color: blue
#9 - caffeinecommissar (04/01/2014) [-]
Personally I suspect he gave me the colour closest to this outfit.
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User avatar #1 - doiwannaknow (07/26/2014) [-]
Who are you, and why have you added me?
#2 to #1 - epicethan (07/27/2014) [-]
So i can view more funny content on your page
User avatar #3 to #2 - doiwannaknow (07/27/2014) [-]
My last upload was on 05/20/2014.....
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