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#289 - Any favourite brands?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on rolling is fun 0
#290 - overjoyed (12/22/2013) [-]
make it lemon.
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#295 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
OOOH
#287 - We'll have to stop at the shops first then, I'm all out.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2013 on rolling is fun 0
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#288 - overjoyed (12/22/2013) [-]
alright, oh and buy lube
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#289 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
Any favourite brands?
#290 - overjoyed (12/22/2013) [-]
make it lemon.
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#295 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
OOOH
#285 - Well screw you gently on a comfy b…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2013 on rolling is fun 0
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#286 - overjoyed (12/22/2013) [-]
can it be candlelit as well?
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#287 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
We'll have to stop at the shops first then, I'm all out.
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#288 - overjoyed (12/22/2013) [-]
alright, oh and buy lube
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#289 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
Any favourite brands?
#290 - overjoyed (12/22/2013) [-]
make it lemon.
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#295 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
OOOH
#25 - That's because it's easier to use black stereotypes that aren'…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/22/2013 on I needed a reminder, and so... 0
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#84 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/23/2013) [-]
White people can't dance
white people don't have hops
white people have good credit
White people play hockey (seriously though, hockey is like 394% white)
All not so bad stereotypes.

Fj takes it too far though with the "all niggers are rapists and murderers and they have a lower iq than us and they look like gorillas HAHAHAHA niggers."
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#98 - epicalania (12/23/2013) [-]
I stand corrected, although I'm sure you can admit that these aren't as fun as some of the black stereotypes, and as for the people who take it to far it's because they feel they are allowed to as the rest of us use the stereotypes jokingly and the white stereotypes don't show up as much.
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#99 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/23/2013) [-]
I think watching white people dance poorly is a lot funnier than snapping a picture of a black guy eating watermelon
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#100 - epicalania (12/23/2013) [-]
That is true but what about the jokes? without pictures.
And everyone has their own opinions and I am trying to represent the majority so as to explain why these jokes/insults are so prevalent.
If you start posting white men jokes then people might catch on and it could become more popular, however black jokes are as of now the majority of these jokes so...
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#101 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/23/2013) [-]
I don't really find them funny because with black and mexican jokes, once you've heard juan you've heard jamal.
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#103 - epicalania (12/23/2013) [-]
That was clever.
But do you get my point? they are so prevalent because they have become the norm and people don't get so offended by them anymore even if you take it to far, I would love to see more variety on this site but as it is now this is where it stands.
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#92 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2013) [-]
Only the dumbshits actually post shit like that, most of it's light-hearted, clearly a joke, or somewhat clever. And it's not just black people we make fun of, it's everyone.
#27 - broorb (12/23/2013) [-]
No - but the sheer amount of "Niggers should all just fucking die" comments that I see, on the daily, are grotesque. I'll link you next time I see one. I've never seen a post bashing white people for being white on this website. Not once.
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#32 - zzforrest (12/23/2013) [-]
It doesn't exist on this site because it isn't popular enough to attract those kinds of people, but oh boy does it exist. It's mostly a libtard thing but basically there is a very large group of people who completely disagree with OP.
#51 - broorb (12/23/2013) [-]
Oh, no, I know. But OP's not posting there, is he? He's posting here, where he knows it's a popular opinion (mmm circlejerk), while its counterpart - my comment - is rather less so. There's nothing noble in OP's post, and there's nothing noble in mine - the fault lies in the fact that either needs to be pointed out.
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#52 - zzforrest (12/23/2013) [-]
He's just saying, in a world where so many things you do are wrong, and so many people dislike you for what you are, if you are middle class white straight male ( the least sympathized group, aside from rich ), there's absolutely nothing wrong with that even though there are many many people trying to convince you otherwise.
#53 - broorb (12/23/2013) [-]
Aye - but not on this website. On this website I see more black folk getting penalised for being black. Fancy putting up an identical post telling them it's ok to be black?
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#56 - zzforrest (12/23/2013) [-]
Well, I don't see any reason not to. I imagine that people also would appreciate counterposts as well.
#57 - broorb (12/23/2013) [-]
Post its counterpart, then. "There is nothing wrong with being a black, working-class male." That's the most stigmatised group, no?
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#59 - zzforrest (12/23/2013) [-]
Should I say it's a gay black male or no?
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#58 - zzforrest (12/23/2013) [-]
Sure, I'll do it. Give me a moment.
#220 - **epicalania rolled user overjoyed ** >will roll a cat pic  [+] (8 new replies) 12/22/2013 on rolling is fun 0
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#283 - overjoyed (12/22/2013) [-]
no
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#285 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
Well screw you


gently


on a comfy bed



after a nice dinner



maybe with some music playing in the background
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#286 - overjoyed (12/22/2013) [-]
can it be candlelit as well?
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#287 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
We'll have to stop at the shops first then, I'm all out.
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#288 - overjoyed (12/22/2013) [-]
alright, oh and buy lube
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#289 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
Any favourite brands?
#290 - overjoyed (12/22/2013) [-]
make it lemon.
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#295 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
OOOH
#7 - It might be better in person but if you have to explain it it'…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Real Jews want PEACE 0
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#9 - dashgamer (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh my fucking god, I don't give a shit.
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#10 - jackmanagan (12/22/2013) [-]
i didnt need an explanation...
#11 - dashgamer (12/22/2013) [-]
Wow, you must be a person with a brain! Those are so rare to find these days.
#4 - If you have to explain the joke it's not funny Three …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Real Jews want PEACE 0
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#5 - dashgamer (12/22/2013) [-]
I explained the joke as a pre-emptive strike on the statement "durr, I don't get it!"
And it's better when done in person.
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#7 - epicalania (12/22/2013) [-]
It might be better in person but if you have to explain it it's not really a good joke.
Unless it's a niche joke and I guess in a way this could be one.
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#9 - dashgamer (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh my fucking god, I don't give a shit.
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#10 - jackmanagan (12/22/2013) [-]
i didnt need an explanation...
#11 - dashgamer (12/22/2013) [-]
Wow, you must be a person with a brain! Those are so rare to find these days.
#4 - F U C K T O D  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2013 on well then.. +156
#35 - shmikechm (12/22/2013) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK, BELANIE
#28 - toddingram (12/22/2013) [-]
yeah fuck you guys too
sauce is scott pilgrim
#6 - ohgodmysides (12/22/2013) [-]
fuck me? I'm in
#26 - nikolaier (12/22/2013) [-]
tod train?
#5 - I Am Monkey (12/22/2013) [-]
Seriously; Fuck that guy
#26 - Still tap that 12/22/2013 on Gwyndolin 0
#9 - Majestic needs no recognition, Majestic mearly needs a physica… 12/21/2013 on Prolly not +1
#7 - Majestic is as majestic does  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Prolly not +1
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#9 - epicalania (12/21/2013) [-]
Majestic needs no recognition, Majestic mearly needs a physical body in which to attach itself.
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#8 - lolollo (12/21/2013) [-]
They weren't considered majestic either.
#2 - >Doesn't miss shot >pistols from those times can bar… 12/21/2013 on I've made a huge mistake +2
#4 - I'm pretty sure Ozzy never worked for windows 12/21/2013 on Prolly not +1
#1 - **** yes I would Those beards are majestic as *…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Prolly not +3
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#6 - lolollo (12/21/2013) [-]
In the late 70s, those beards weren't the status symbol of manliness that they apparently are today.
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#7 - epicalania (12/21/2013) [-]
Majestic is as majestic does
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#9 - epicalania (12/21/2013) [-]
Majestic needs no recognition, Majestic mearly needs a physical body in which to attach itself.
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#8 - lolollo (12/21/2013) [-]
They weren't considered majestic either.
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#3 - heartlessrobot (12/21/2013) [-]
You mean that's not Ozzy?
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#4 - epicalania (12/21/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure Ozzy never worked for windows
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#2 - ishallsmiteyou (12/21/2013) [-]
beat me to it man
#1 - Whole they did not mean it by this it could be that everything… 12/21/2013 on Damn 0
#2 - Comment deleted 12/21/2013 on Naughty, Naughty Obama 0
#16 - I know but you will seem less rude, be less obvious, most like… 12/19/2013 on I think I would Overdose 0
#14 - True, the ones that have time limits aren't bad but I prefer r…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on I think I would Overdose 0
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#15 - nogphille (12/19/2013) [-]
the degree is only a certification of your knowledge.
we all already have the power to look up anything on the internet. the only practical use would be when you're taking a test..

it doesn't say you master all the knowledge of the internet, just that you have access to it.
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#16 - epicalania (12/19/2013) [-]
I know but you will seem less rude, be less obvious, most likely be faster and from what I see of the conditions of the pills pay alot less.
#6 - Gray or red. Only ones where the downsides don't outweigh …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on I think I would Overdose 0
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#7 - nogphille (12/19/2013) [-]
orange and blue are kind of useless..but so is red unless you want to get a degree.. but why would you if you had superpowers..

yellow, black and pink are still very good powers.
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#14 - epicalania (12/19/2013) [-]
True, the ones that have time limits aren't bad but I prefer red and gray.
Red isn't useless is unless you want to get a degree, if you have red then you don't really need a degree you can just look up whatever info you need and that would be really useful.
The ones with downsides all outweigh the upsides for me, which are pretty much just blue and black.
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#15 - nogphille (12/19/2013) [-]
the degree is only a certification of your knowledge.
we all already have the power to look up anything on the internet. the only practical use would be when you're taking a test..

it doesn't say you master all the knowledge of the internet, just that you have access to it.
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#16 - epicalania (12/19/2013) [-]
I know but you will seem less rude, be less obvious, most likely be faster and from what I see of the conditions of the pills pay alot less.
#6 - Thanks 12/19/2013 on Should've Brought a Slinky 0
#4 - Where is this?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Should've Brought a Slinky +1
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#5 - nonowgetout (12/19/2013) [-]
The view from the top of the Olympic ski jump in Sochi, Russia.
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#15 - watshisface (12/19/2013) [-]
where does one land?
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#20 - supersimpsonman (12/19/2013) [-]
When there's snow e'erywhere you land in the large grass area at the bottom.
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#21 - watshisface (12/20/2013) [-]
high jumps onto flat surfaces make johnny a crippled boy
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#6 - epicalania (12/19/2013) [-]
Thanks
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on please help 0
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#13 - I hope you did not take me seriously, although sarcasm usually… 12/19/2013 on AnimeFreak + Adblocker = Truth 0
#12 - I see you have improved you linguistics skills, although mearl… 12/19/2013 on AnimeFreak + Adblocker = Truth 0
#10 - You are indeed a master wordsmith, I must give my most sincere…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on AnimeFreak + Adblocker = Truth 0
#11 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
just dont do it in the future
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#13 - epicalania (12/19/2013) [-]
I hope you did not take me seriously, although sarcasm usually use the tone of voice of the speaker it is surely a simple matter to understand that I did not truly mean my apology as it is unneeded.
The comment section of this fine website is public and anyone may join the conversation at any point, with this in mind I advise you to refrain from expecting others to remain impartial and excluded from a conversation that they wish to join, they have every right to join any and all conversations and no-one, not even admin, can feasibly claim the right to deny that.

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#25 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #14 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
since content was deleted
YOUR comment
« millionth rhyme4s with month,
chilver rhymes with silver and
hurple rhymes with purple »
MY RESONCE

hurple does rhyme and is a word tho i wasnt talking about the rhyme with purple jsut hunt and month
chilver is a noun so allthough it rhymes i can make an object name it durple and it rhymes with purple so nouns are usually left out.
millionth is another one that rhymes but its borderline a forced rhyme
this is because millionths rhyming sound is IONTH while month is just ONTH

User avatar #15 to #14 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
You didnt mention them but I included them as they are common ones to use with the 'fact' of certain words not having any rhymes, and as chilver is a common noun and not a proper noun it is usually counted, millionth is not a forced rhyme nor a borderline forced rhyme as the correct classical English pronunciation is mill-i-onth, with the onth rhyming with month, mill-i-onth.
Thank you
User avatar #16 to #15 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
well there you go i have no real arguements against you so i can no longer keep the conversation going (agree or not its always good to point out reasons against)
so you win
User avatar #17 to #16 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
Thank you a value that you were willing to actually put your argument forward in this, i welcome any and all reasonable arguments to anything i say, this is reasonable as I have seen this sort of misconception alot and it may eventually become a large part of English, but for now it is still the same.
User avatar #18 to #17 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
i believed you from the start but you know i cant jsut let you walk all over my comment
the issue i see with millionth is that when i say it at least i do the ionth as 1 syllable so when i say it it doesnt rhyme quite right so i say its a forced ryme because by definition it rhymes when u say it a little off (so if i spaced the i out)
the issue with most rhyming facts is just theres too many words and you cant really decide the rules of rhyming as i said i can make an object name it horange and it rhymes with orange so does that count
User avatar #19 to #18 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
Like I said many people do pronounce it that way and I feel it is very likely it will become the proper pronunciation soon, English seems to be slowly evolving into a very fast language.
User avatar #20 to #19 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
well english is a language based off other languages...words get added in all the time from other languages thats why origin is so useful in a spelling bee
User avatar #21 to #20 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
True, it also evolves from its own words, both in useful ways (don't can't) and not so useful ways (lol, swag) although one could argue that the concept of contractions itself came from the Romans (Latin is the oldest language I know that has contractions, for example hodie is a contraction of hoc die).
User avatar #22 to #21 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
im pretty sure 80% of latin words are pretty much 2 regular words put together to mean somehting new based on the words
User avatar #23 to #22 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
NO, there are many compound words (which are different from contractions and many older languages have them as well) but contractions are alot rarer, I am a second year Latin student and the only one I can think of right now is hodie
User avatar #24 to #23 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
idk much about language all i know is whenever im learning something they always go
*word* derives from the latin word *word* and *word*
where like the first part is a few letters and last part is a few letters
 
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