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epicalania

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#22 - Ahhh, thank you. I was trying to figure out what witchcraft le…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on this seems to be a thing in... 0
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#23 - thedugster (12/06/2015) [-]
it took me awhile tbh. Was in the middle of sharpening my pitchfork and buying a ticket to russia when it hit me
#8 - My next what? 12/06/2015 on you're +7
#8 - Guys, it's obviously the chronological median 12/06/2015 on Which is the worst? +96
#5 - How does that actually work? I just can't see any way that…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2015 on this seems to be a thing in... 0
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#14 - thedugster (12/06/2015) [-]
head never goes in the water, plastic just stretches around your head
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#22 - epicalania (12/06/2015) [-]
Ahhh, thank you. I was trying to figure out what witchcraft let them flip it then keep the water in.
But there is none. And that is the best answer
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#23 - thedugster (12/06/2015) [-]
it took me awhile tbh. Was in the middle of sharpening my pitchfork and buying a ticket to russia when it hit me
#12 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Condoms are really fucking strong, that's how. Annoying thing is whoever is popularizing this kinda dumb stunt is trying, yet again, to prove that 'one size fits all' regardless of the fact that your dick doesn't have 3/4cm of solid bone keeping it stiff, just blood pressure.
#13 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
I don't think he meant the condom stretching, everyone knows they do, what he means is how does it go around their head full of water
#42 - If your dick is as big as their heads I think you have a problem 12/06/2015 on drown 0
#6 - There's no specific reason that we couldn't replace the plant…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Namek +1
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#33 - epicalania (12/06/2015) [-]
Chlorofil*
I wrote Chloroform, I meant chlorofil
#21 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
chloroform huh. That's what makes grass green. I see.
#46 - Picture 12/06/2015 on Hitler did nothing wrong +9
#12 - thanks 12/05/2015 on Ayaya 0
#24 - We've been doing this fairly informally, so we're writing up t… 12/05/2015 on Let's Make a Card Game! +1
#17 - That's an mtg set 12/05/2015 on Let's Make a Card Game! 0
#16 - You have to actually suggest a name if you want a card. 12/05/2015 on Let's Make a Card Game! +1
#14 - You can suggest any you want, if we think it's too offensive o… 12/05/2015 on Let's Make a Card Game! 0
#5 - if that's the only suggestion that works I feel sad for FJs cr…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Let's Make a Card Game! +1
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#11 - slaebaschard (12/05/2015) [-]
nah, wait for it.
i'd help... but... no... only offensive ones. or stupid.
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#14 - epicalania (12/05/2015) [-]
You can suggest any you want, if we think it's too offensive or stupid we'll ignore it, but you might as well still suggest them.
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#13 - chitobito (12/05/2015) [-]
If its up to me, then it's Chitobito, and thats a pretty stupid name for a card game
#42 - amuzen (12/05/2015) [-]
kind of sounds like cheat or beat yo.
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#44 - chitobito (12/05/2015) [-]
I Cheat to beat yo
#1 - If your name is offensive, used or just plain stupid, we'll mo…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Let's Make a Card Game! +2
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#4 - slaebaschard (12/05/2015) [-]
i bet it's going to be whompers Mages & Warlords then...
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#12 - chitobito (12/05/2015) [-]
Or Chon Jena.
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#5 - epicalania (12/05/2015) [-]
if that's the only suggestion that works I feel sad for FJs creative ability
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#11 - slaebaschard (12/05/2015) [-]
nah, wait for it.
i'd help... but... no... only offensive ones. or stupid.
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#14 - epicalania (12/05/2015) [-]
You can suggest any you want, if we think it's too offensive or stupid we'll ignore it, but you might as well still suggest them.
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#13 - chitobito (12/05/2015) [-]
If its up to me, then it's Chitobito, and thats a pretty stupid name for a card game
#42 - amuzen (12/05/2015) [-]
kind of sounds like cheat or beat yo.
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#44 - chitobito (12/05/2015) [-]
I Cheat to beat yo
#11 - Thats fine I think you need to use the sleep 12/05/2015 on Cute Animal Comp 0
#8 - It very much is satirical.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Cute Animal Comp 0
#9 - nemodiego (12/05/2015) [-]
In that case, i apologize for treating like a potatoe.
#10 - nemodiego (12/05/2015) [-]
*treating you like a potatoe. Fuck, maybe I'm potatoe.
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#11 - epicalania (12/05/2015) [-]
Thats fine
I think you need to use the sleep
#9 - what show is this even from. I remember watching it a whil…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Ayaya 0
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#11 - simonjiha (12/05/2015) [-]
Kiniro mosaic
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#12 - epicalania (12/05/2015) [-]
thanks
#6 - Ahh yes, the 9 legged bird, the bird with nine legs  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Cute Animal Comp +1
#7 - nemodiego (12/05/2015) [-]
I believe it's more than one bird.

Although you could know that and be posting satirically, it's impossible to tell.
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#8 - epicalania (12/05/2015) [-]
It very much is satirical.
#9 - nemodiego (12/05/2015) [-]
In that case, i apologize for treating like a potatoe.
#10 - nemodiego (12/05/2015) [-]
*treating you like a potatoe. Fuck, maybe I'm potatoe.
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#11 - epicalania (12/05/2015) [-]
Thats fine
I think you need to use the sleep
#12 - all of them 12/05/2015 on thank you +2
#24 - Alright 12/05/2015 on Mark 0
#30 - I don't know if reading that made me feel better or worse. … 12/04/2015 on give it a sec +1
#9 - Jews are caucasian, whites are also caucasian. The differe… 12/04/2015 on (untitled) -1
#55 - That one pissed me off so much. I know the ******* … 12/04/2015 on Another douche 0
#21 - a) you replied to my reply of your comment, common sense is th… 12/04/2015 on Mark 0
#12 - ohhh  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2015 on give it a sec +1
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#28 - majestispaceduck (12/04/2015) [-]
To make it better, the whols comic is a joke on cliffhangers
#37 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
okay that makes it pretty good

climax
anticlimax
cliffhanger

ty for that
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#30 - epicalania (12/04/2015) [-]
I don't know if reading that made me feel better or worse.
I'll just go back to eating my french vanilla waffle cone

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#25 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #14 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
since content was deleted
YOUR comment
« millionth rhyme4s with month,
chilver rhymes with silver and
hurple rhymes with purple »
MY RESONCE

hurple does rhyme and is a word tho i wasnt talking about the rhyme with purple jsut hunt and month
chilver is a noun so allthough it rhymes i can make an object name it durple and it rhymes with purple so nouns are usually left out.
millionth is another one that rhymes but its borderline a forced rhyme
this is because millionths rhyming sound is IONTH while month is just ONTH

User avatar #15 to #14 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
You didnt mention them but I included them as they are common ones to use with the 'fact' of certain words not having any rhymes, and as chilver is a common noun and not a proper noun it is usually counted, millionth is not a forced rhyme nor a borderline forced rhyme as the correct classical English pronunciation is mill-i-onth, with the onth rhyming with month, mill-i-onth.
Thank you
User avatar #16 to #15 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
well there you go i have no real arguements against you so i can no longer keep the conversation going (agree or not its always good to point out reasons against)
so you win
User avatar #17 to #16 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
Thank you a value that you were willing to actually put your argument forward in this, i welcome any and all reasonable arguments to anything i say, this is reasonable as I have seen this sort of misconception alot and it may eventually become a large part of English, but for now it is still the same.
User avatar #18 to #17 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
i believed you from the start but you know i cant jsut let you walk all over my comment
the issue i see with millionth is that when i say it at least i do the ionth as 1 syllable so when i say it it doesnt rhyme quite right so i say its a forced ryme because by definition it rhymes when u say it a little off (so if i spaced the i out)
the issue with most rhyming facts is just theres too many words and you cant really decide the rules of rhyming as i said i can make an object name it horange and it rhymes with orange so does that count
User avatar #19 to #18 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
Like I said many people do pronounce it that way and I feel it is very likely it will become the proper pronunciation soon, English seems to be slowly evolving into a very fast language.
User avatar #20 to #19 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
well english is a language based off other languages...words get added in all the time from other languages thats why origin is so useful in a spelling bee
User avatar #21 to #20 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
True, it also evolves from its own words, both in useful ways (don't can't) and not so useful ways (lol, swag) although one could argue that the concept of contractions itself came from the Romans (Latin is the oldest language I know that has contractions, for example hodie is a contraction of hoc die).
User avatar #22 to #21 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
im pretty sure 80% of latin words are pretty much 2 regular words put together to mean somehting new based on the words
User avatar #23 to #22 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
NO, there are many compound words (which are different from contractions and many older languages have them as well) but contractions are alot rarer, I am a second year Latin student and the only one I can think of right now is hodie
User avatar #24 to #23 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
idk much about language all i know is whenever im learning something they always go
*word* derives from the latin word *word* and *word*
where like the first part is a few letters and last part is a few letters
 
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